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2017

19

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

One of the worst things to have happen is when your wife comes home from some church meeting, only to find you eating out another girl you met on tinder who is in her early 20s, and you are forced to convince her that you’re just helping her look for her keys….

It’s like let me be a man woman….

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Doctor Says YoU Shouldn’t Use Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Eggs
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Kite Surfer Unaware of Shark
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Tupac Release Date
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A Clockwork Orange Book VS Film
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The Evolution of the Range Rover
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Trash at the People’s Choice Awards No One Watches
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Ciara is Happy She Waited Until Marriage
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Crazy Pool Trick Shots
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How Louis C.K. Tells a Joke
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Updated on the Rich Girls The Weeknd Puts His Dick In
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2017

18

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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When looking at my wife…or 99 percent of married moms over thirty – I am always disgusted and thank the universe for letting me have sex with 20 year olds who view me as a fetish…a terrible terrible fetish…because it allows me…despite sucking at life…feel like I’ve won..

I don’t even need hot 20 year olds, stable 20 year olds, fully functional 20 year olds with all their limbs…or eyes…I just need 20 year olds…whether they are strippers, homeless, hookers, mentally broken or not…at 20….even when broken at 20…is not mid 30s and vile…

Because the real fake news everyone is complaining about is the lie they were sold when they bought into marrying a bitch and starting a family with a bitch before getting the chance to see how she’d end up..

Speaking of fake news – this is the Headline of the day: “Paraplegic lesbian midget muslim marries a pregnant artificially inseminated lesbian through a gay Imam”

Here are some stepLINKS…

Drone Pilot of the Day
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Bella Thorne Tweets Her Boyfriend’s Dick
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Crazy Pee Girl of the Day – PEEING
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Paris Jackson – Nipples
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Tupac Movie Gets a Release Date
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The Most Stairs Ever Climbed While Balancing a Person On their Head – THE VIDEO
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My edit of the Asian Dude Caught Jerking Off
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Some Bitch in a White Bikini
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Femen Protestors Against Trump With Huge Tits
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Gigi Hadid Ass in Leggings
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The Voice of Mario
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Katharine McPhee Legs…
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Chelsea Handler VS Trump….
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Kardashians are Blamed by Chelsea Handlder for Trump…
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Ariana Grande is a Cunt
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Kate Hudson Dancing on TV
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Mark Hamill Meets his Lightsaber
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Lady Gaga will be Talking Politics at the Super Bowl
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Chelsea Handler Blames the Kardashians
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Models Together at an Event
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Bryce Dallas Ron Howard Tits
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Kelly Bensimon Bikini in a Bikini
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The Most Lazy Cat Ever
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Slow Motion MACRO videos
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Zero G Experiments
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Girlfriend’s Day – the Trailer
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Lazy Cat
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Hilary Duff LEGGINGS
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Olivia Culpo Ocean Drive
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Frenchy Morgan – NIPPLES TITS SLUTS
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Judy Garland Childhood Hope To Jerk Off To
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Miranda Kerr is Boring on Set
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Classic Carrie Fisher in Rolling Stone…
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Topless Protestors VS TRump
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Adriana Lima Leg of the Day
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CJ Franco Boobs
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Fucking the Neighbor…
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Big Titty TITs
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Hot Girls Stripping
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Eating Out Pussy
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Madonna In Lingerie
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Naked Girl on the Bed…
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Naked Model of the Day
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2017

18

Jan

Rat Cow Gets a Vogue Spain Cover of the Day

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Low level titty model turned instagram model turned Ben Affleck and David Fincher fucker booking shitty roles in their movies making her an “actor”…despite just being a low level titty model who happens to have a lot of instagram followers….Emily the Rat Cow….has booked a Vogue Spain cover…

A Vogue Spain cover is clearly not a prestigious place for your images appear, because they allow prostitutes or as close a thing to prostitutes from social media…like she might as well is Tila Tequila..put on a dress and do it…

The whole thing…hilarious to me…just throw anything at anything because it has followers….instead of actually thinking it through….image not content…surface not content….no wonder all these young girls are whoring…it whores…it works…

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2017

18

Jan

Gigi and Bella Hadid Go to the Gym Together of the Day

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Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid – the chosen ones…

Who weren’t actually chosen by anyone, but with proper marketing and positioning due to parents who want their daughters living their dreams, who have budget to hire the right people to help their daughter’s live their dreams, even when the dreams are vapid, useless and to be “models”….because their egos and narcissism need it….

Girls who now are “models”…getting paid as models…for jobs they would do for free…because they don’t need the money and just want the stamp of approval…

And the only happiness I have in the whole thing is that The Weeknd was fucking other girls when he was dating Bella Hadid…and Zayn from One Direction has fucked other girls while dating Gigi…which they probably know or knew about..as it is all just part of mutual using to get ahead…but that still makes me happy because I know their vaginas are cesspools of sloppy second shit…

Overrated, bought their fame, fame I’m amazed they have…but that they have…and now they go to the gym together…because “Photo Op”…

What a waste of time…space..opportunity…garbage..just garbage..

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2017

18

Jan

Olivia Munn’s Dress of the Day

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Olivia Munn wants to remind you that she’s more than just some low level TV host from a low level TV show because it was the only job she could book…

She’s also the ethnically ambigious girl who manipulated the hollywood scene while she was a low level TV show host on a show that targeted the easiest market to see tits to…video game nerds….

Nerd Gamers are like the country music crowd…you don’t need to be authentic, you just need to talk their language and their in…

With that audience…she was allowed to sit at the right table at the right trendy spots….and concerts…pull parties…coupled with not needing talent to act…while just needing tits….she’s become a hollywood starlet who books jobs…

And here she is out with her tits…tits that helped make her…tits that are living her dream and are all rich as fuck…tits that are bigger than I thought…tits that still don’t play videogames but tits that want all you gamers to still think she does…her fans help close deals…and tits using you is something you know too well because it’s the only way tits talk to you….or in Olivia Munn’s case…don’t talk to you…but get in movies because of you…

I have a funny Olivia Munn story, but I don’t feel like writing it out….

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2017

18

Jan

Kate Hudson Leaving Brad Cooper’s House of the Day

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I would say that these pics of Kate Hudson leaving Brad Cooper’s house in her post-sex clothes is a red flag and that she’s probably already pregnant…

But then I remember that Kate Hudson is old…menopausal…possibly infertile due to the abortions or STDs over the years…because se owns one of the most well travelled vaginas in Hollywood…Hollywood kids and their vaginas…always so irresponsible..

I guess Brad Cooper can fuck whoever he wants as he owns the russian hooker Irina and her pregnancy, but Russian women, even the hookers are intense…so it’s possible he’s not allowed to fuck girls like Kate Hudson, and really why would you…when you’ve got Irina…even while pregnant…her dripping, hormonal vagina is a better option…

Who knows…maybe they are just friends…because celebrity womanizers are always just friends with celebrity women…

Either way…scandal.

Either way…old or not…good booty…

Either way….who cares this is Kate Hudson…

Maybe she’s just borrowing some milk from Irina…because her milk’s all dried up…

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2017

18

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Nipples of the Day

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Kendall Jenner has nipples that she shows off in her dress – because it’s a red carpet event and the red carpet events mean there are countless photographers ready to take her picture and without her nipples exposed…does it even count as her being there…does she even matter….will she get the kind of attention her family wants her to get at the event…

The movie is Oceans 8, it’s the tampon version of Ocean 12, where a bunch of women including Rihanna, Sandra Bullock, Anne Hathaway, Cate Blanchett try to steal a bunch of tampons or whatever it is girl heist movies are about….maybe it’s stealing a baby because one of them is infertile…or it could just be stealing hearts…but whatever the story is…it’s a terrible fucking idea…and there was no need for the girl’s version of an Oceans movie…when there are all the ideas in the world…so why brand it something people already know…because people are morons and need to be fed things they already know…

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2017

18

Jan

Grace Hartzel Bush for the Bushes of the Day

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George H.W. Bush – aka Bush Senior and his wife Barbara Bush…aka the BUSH that Shat Out George W …..are in the hospital…

As a tribute to their lives…here iss Grace Hartzel Bush…

She is a model….and in being a model…up on the “alt” feminist scene…the real edgy trendsetting kind of models…she’s got pubic hair…because pubic hair is fashionable an cool…trickling back into the mainstream and thank god for that…

I’ve been an ambassador of bush for as long as I can remember, I’ve made girls I fuck grow out their bush for as long as I can remember, the bald pussy trend was so homo to me, real men don’t like pubic hair…what a joke….real men just like pussy…and sometimes so much that a soaking wet bush surrounding that pussy makes that pussy more magical…

I never understood the insecurity hairy bitches had…or their unwillinginess to accept the comforting blanket that feels like home…that is the pillow in her panties…I never understood why this consumer generation would allow the world to tell them to waste their day and money getting waxed…it was a false thing to be insecure about…instead of just owning it like a 70s porn I jerked off to….because natural is beautiful…and sholdn’t be contested…like a Kardashian…who naturally are trolls.

That said…love bush…and pretentious hipsters who think having bush is a big deal…who clearly have never changed diapers at the old folks homes…

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2017

18

Jan

JoJo Levesque Still Trying to Do it of the Day

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Jojo Levesque is the mystery Jailbait from an era of long ago who is no longer jailbait…because she’s old…

I don’t even remember why she was famous, or any of her songs, or why she disappeared when she was her peak…that wasn’t really a peak…so she’s some meat perverts jerked off to before she turned 18….even though she was never really hot….because Americans fucking love under 18 year old girls…they are illegal…like Mexicans…who America doesn’t love…where’s the logic in that…

She’s obviously back on the scene trying to get some attention, because this is what she wears in concert….good hustle…see through outfits for everyone…why not…get noticed…make it happen…live the dream…I’ll watch.

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2017

18

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Erotica of the Day

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Naughty naughty naughty..

Skinny – mid 30s – fake tits Brazilian mom who is a Victoria’s Secret Model – Alessandra Ambrosio is posting slutty selfies because this is what models do, this is what she does, this is what happens when you’ve been half naked for ever, when it’s your only skill, it’s how you value yourself and you feel yourself getting older and falling the fuck a part…

Put it out there even when they aren’t getting paid to put it out there….because when you have money…the pay you crave is likes and follows and comments she’s saying is hot…

So even when she’s not getting paid she’s bringing the goods…..

Old tired boring still naked enough.

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