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2017

12

Jan

Sara Sampaio Ass Shot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the skinny Victoria’s Secret model…and here are some uneventful pictures of her showing off her ass…while not wearing a top…because Victoria’s Secret, the mall brand, made in China despite American Pride, crap that probably gives girl’s yeast infections, thanks to being such overpriced, low concept garbage….is picking up their classic Christina friendly lingerie catalog pics…with some implied nudity…like it was instagram…

Sara Sampaio is good because she’s a skinny model protesting people who hate skinny models and I am a fighter for skinny model rights as skinny models are what models are supposed to be – plus she gets half naked in shoots for lots of money…which is pretty good too….even when the shoots aren’t that good…

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2017

12

Jan

Selena Gomez Thong of the Day

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The world is falling apart, people are getting sucked into the selfie vortex, everyone is a narcissistic weirdo who thinks they are more important than they are, children are dying…yet I’m here posting on Selena Gomez’s ass. An ass that has recently been reported as being fucked by The Weeknd, SEE MY POST HERE ……something most people already knew and didn’t care about, it’s all marketing nonsense and half of her pre-breakdown pictures are taken by his photographer….even her last pic is taken by his photographer…and the reason I know it is his photographer…is because there are 10 people in Canada, we all know each other…and I’m just eager to hang out with her and her cute Disney chipmunk face…at the next Polar Bear igloo Pow Wow we do to celebrate the one hour of daylight we get..

I have no idea why she’s going hood, she’s a coddled rich kid from LA…and according to girls I know who have banged him, he’s hood….but maybe it’s because he’s the number one singer and she likes status…record sales make her squirt…breaking streaming records make her squirt….attach herself to talent…squirt….all these people, celebs included are groupies…

I know exactly why he’s banging her….and that’s because she’s Selena Gomez…a wonderful little package….here in a thong for some shoot…probably pre-breakdown – but who knows…or cares..

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2017

12

Jan

The Man Who Loves Menstrual Pads and Other Videos of the Day

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Bamboo Truck VS Car

Husband Catches Wife on Fire in Divorce COurt

Weird Hair on Fire Haircut

Cooks VS Robber

Shark Saving…

Dude in Poland Beating a 72 Year Old in a Wheel Chair…after Pushing Her Into the train TRACKS…WHAT?

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2017

12

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So many Trump getting peed jokes, while I’m not phased by the claims at all…I wish I was so that I could post facebook statuses like “Trump is into Trickle Down Economics”…and “Trump Press Conference will be Streaming”….and “Urethra Franklin will be playing his Inauguration”….but I am not that clever…and I don’t like facebook…’m more into finding the next useless post to write that no one will read….it’s my calling..my voice….my meaning…in a world that doesn’t matter.

Here are some stepLINKS…

This is Hilarious – Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson – Hilarious
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Brock Lesner Breaks Sacred Dressing Room Ritual
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Snowboarding Japan
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Taylor Swift – Gym Spandex of the Day
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Megyn Kelly’s Midget Legs and Fat Ass
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Some Engaged Kirsten Stewart
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Steve Harvey Hates Asian Men
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Jessica Hart – Hot at 30
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World’s Best Yoyo Tricks are Still Lame as Fuck
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John Stewart’s Animal Sanctuary Approved
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2017

11

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The most romantic thing I do, is send girls I have sex with sympathy flowers from the funeral home – because I feel we should mourn their dignity…since clearly it died….

Not that girls have sex with me – but they have….apparently…I’m usually too drunk to remember it…

But girls do a whine to me, like today I got some weird request to take off a picture of a girl sucking dick from one of my posts, she was a playboy girl and told me that the big dick in her face was when she was 16 and thus child porn…despite her face being fully made up…and the fact that she’s now 35 and digital cameras didn’t exist when she was…so I decided to continue trolling her….until eventually taking the pic down – because she’s a mom now – and I figure the kid doesn’t need to see his mom sucking dick on the internet when he googles her…I’m a good guy like that…a hero…and here are some stepLINKS…

The New Guess Girl..
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Paris Hilton – Mexican Bathing Suit
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Nina Dobrev at an Event
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Sugar Baby Is Not a Hooker….And Looks Vile in a Bikini
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Roger Corman’s Death Race 2050 Trailer Looks Crazy
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Bella Thorne – Fun Wild and AMazing
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Oreo Flavored Cadbury Egg…
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Rooney Mara Fucked Joaquin Phoenix…
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Kaley Cuoco Cleavage
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Ozzy Man Comments on Cricket…
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Charlotte McKinney and Hilary Duff – Short Skirts
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Arianny Celeste’s Booty
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Hollywood Bitches at Some Event
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Celine Dion’s Paris Home for Sale…Look Where She Fucks…
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Weird Loop Created By a Shower and A Rubber Band
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Jessica Hart at 30
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Hailey Baldwin Shameless Panty Flash
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Elle Fanning – Creeper
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Chewbacca Mask on a Pregnant Bitch…
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The Ice Merchant of Chimborazo is a great Doc
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Kirsten Dunst is Engaged
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Miley Cyrus Naked in 2015
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Steve Harvey Thinks People Dating Asian Men Hilarious
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Ali Larter Tube Top Dress
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Dark Night – Movie About the Colorado Shooting – Trailer…
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Kylie Jenner Monster Tits
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Kate Beckinsale Outside a Restaurant….
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Canadian Christmas Icy Driveway Dance…
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Ashley Graham – Lingerie Fat Chick
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Caitlin Jenner Will Pee On Trump
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69 is a Wonderful Number
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Golden Showers for Trump
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Hot Naked Chick Outdoors
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Huge Tits in a Wet Tee
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Sophie Howard Hot Body
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Interracial Dirty Talk Fail…
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Tinder Date Shows off her Anal Beads
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

11

Jan

Selena Gomez Kisses the Weekend OMG of the Day

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While Trump is being accused of having Russian hookers pee on him, something that is totally normal to have as a fetish, especially when you’re in a high stress position running a big business with an image to uphold…it’s hard to find things to get you off…

I know hookers who fuck high power dudes, and they do way more extreme things to them, often times when they wife is out at a function, or the museum or visiting her sick mom at the expensive hime….whether it’s being shit on, being sodomized by household objects…peeing, a sterile thing is not so extreme…

Selena Gomez, the mentally handicapped, incapable of surviving a tour, a break up with beiber, the stress of being a coddled Disney girl with too much money and lots of pain, not just because of the Lupus, but because she’s a whiner…is banging The Weekend like she was Bella Hadid and at least 3 girls I know who have confirmed he has a massive penis for her little gomez in her panties…that may not be that little…because Disney kids are fucked up and put all kinds of things in them….just to fill the void…in their soul…plus girls like big dicks…sucks to be you….

Well, I guess it’s a good thing to see she hasn’t died or killed herself yet…she’s bene too busy getting fucked and I guess I’m keeping track of it..like it matters…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

11

Jan

Emma Stern Nielsen Bathing Suit Campaign of the Day

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I love Emma Stern Nielsen……she’s a busty model who has been around for awhile, but new to me, because even when I’ve followed her on instagram for a year and I still don’t remember her…

That’s not to say she’s not memorable, but I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is by suffocated by her vagina lops while she eats my ass…with this magical mouth…those lips are crazy, that body is crazy, and seeing her do a bikini campaign may not be a nude for attention photoshoot for “fun”…or “editorial”….but it’s something good enough to imagine her on the beach eating an ice cream…as it melts and drips down her face onto her tits….wiping it off with one hand…while inserting random objects in her vagina with the other…the way all beach fantasies are supposed to be.

She’s great….a keeper…something weird looking about her, but also nostalgic…I’m into it…

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2017

11

Jan

Doutzen Kroes, Isabeli Fontant and Natashy Poly Tits for Balmain of the Day

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I always assumed no one gave a fuck about Doutzen Kroes – because Victoria’s Secret, a mall brand, threw her out….and no one was upset about it…except maybe her and her husband because it would mean that she’s around more…

She’s a fucking mom with a bunch of kids, sure she still looks good, but when a mall brand gets rid of you, you’d think a fashion brand wouldn’t touch you…then you remember that all this bullshitt is connected…and that all this bullshit is bullshit…and that Kim Kardashian is a big advocate for this brand Balmain…meaning despite being overpriced it’s ghetto as fuck….and has no standards…

But it does feature tits..and I like model tits in ads…it works for me.

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Isabeli Fontana|Natasha Poly

2017

11

Jan

Bella Brown in Bathing Suits for Marie Claire Australia of the Day

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What the world needs more of – is a girl named Bella…because there aren’t enough 20 year olds named Bella….out there making it because of their tits…

I’ve never heard of this model BELLA BROWN…maybe she’s not even a model…it’s all so confusing these days with the social media thing going on….but I know she’s in a bikini…in a magazine…so that’s something….something powerful, something important…something that lets us objectify her based on her body….the way it was meant to be…

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2017

11

Jan

Ireland Baldwin is Still Trying of the Day

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My favorite person who has blocked me on all social media – because I guess she just can’t stand seeing my name pop up when I leave erotic messages on her social media posts – Ireland Baldwin – the one who got away, mainly because she’s big and has strong powerful legs I can’t keep up with…but also because she’s had a series of really weird breakdowns…from being a surfer girlfriend in love….to being a gothic lesbian…to going to rehab…to coming back with face fillers…as her cousin get the career she wanted to get herself…in what is a sad story for those who feel sorry for themselves, but shouldn’t because their parents are rich and they can potentially do anything they want in life…but for some reason…tehy all want to be models and social media influencers…it’s fucking weird…but at least that comes with tits…cleavage…nipples…nudes…all things slutty for attention…like this dress..

Apparently her Mooch half brazilian cousin was out last night in some mesh dress for attention – and you can see her ass in a one piece leotard thing…because that’s fashion when you’re a mooch like her cousin….Hailey…the Stephen Baldwin daughter and Jenner groupie…always out there for attention…

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