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2017

13

Jan

Marloes Horst is Softly Lit Lingerie Campaign Photos of the Day

I find lingerie photoshoots the fucking worst…not because I am anti-lingerie, girls in lingerie can be hot, it’s just that are so fucking cheesy, like a Glamour model shoot, or a shoot a fat wife gets done at the mall for her 25th wedding anniversary…all posed, and contrived, and non pornographic…all photoshopped to give some bullshit effect…or sell some bullshit story…I am not buying into….but yet these brands still produce this bullshit and I still post this bullshit…but mainly because I am glad it’s not the evil empire…it’s just featuring one of their models….because all this shit is cross pollinating incest nonsense…

Let’s use all the same asses…even though there is a world filled with asses out there…and they are all on instagram…

Marloes Horst is amazing. She probably only dates rich guys but she’s still the kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible singer, his voice raspy….he’s also bad at playing the piano and doing all everyday tasks…because he’s an inny not an outty…not that you care about my penis…or his failures and special oympic needs…but maybe you care about Marloes Horst getting paid to cocktease the fuck out you…in what I call a campaign to lure rich guys who like models..

Posted in:Marloes Horst|SFW

2017

13

Jan

HAILEY BALDWIN for GUESS? of the Day

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Guess? Like all the brands of the 90s are trying to make a comeback, so why wouldn’t the dude who runs Guess, who is probably in his 90s, but tanned and slimy, because he likes girls with big tits, use his family friend Gigi Hadid’s friend Hailey Baldwin in one of his campaigns, she’s got a following, people talk about her, she’s blonde which he likes and she’s not a Kardashian…plus he’s a huge fan of The Flintstones and her Dad’s work as Barney Rubble…it was one of the most underrated performances he should have got an Oscar for….so as a tribute to him, he gives his socialite daughter work…hopefully it will sell their 90s revival clothing…that every single brand is re-releasing…because these hipster kids like 90s logos…it’s weird..but not as weird as this Baldwin being a spokesperson for anything…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

13

Jan

Charlotte McKinney in Lingerie of the Day

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Joe Jonas was announced as the new Guess? Girl…because I guess Guess? is taking on the direction of everyone in the world, or at least Guess? shoppers, including but not limited to the Guess? founder are homos…which is why they use girls like Charlotte McKinney who are so basic on the hot level, but meet the requirements of what a pin-up girl should be, that it’d have to be a closet case doing the casting like “she’s hot right, she’s got tits”…and if you’ve ever had a closet case friend….who eventually came out of the closet..and you reflect on all the conversations you’ve had about girls and tits over the years…thinking “why was he into tits if he was a queer, oh right, because it’s so obviously, and average and typical to go for the tits, you know it’s marketed that guys love tits, and they do..and so do girls…ask any girl and she’ll tell you she loves her big tits or wishes she had big tits, especailly Charlotte McKinney because without them – all the small minded men and closet cases alike wouldn’t have giver her a career….”

I digress…here’s McKinney thanking Guess? for creating her and Joe Jonas saying he’s not bait for gay dudes to jerk off to…he’s a singer cashing in and hanging out with tits…leave him alone…

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

13

Jan

Paris Hilton Beach Upskirt of the day

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When it comes to Paris Hilton – it’s hard to tell if you’re looking at a bunched up pair of panties…or her mangled vagina…because despite being quiet as she accumulates the royalties she gets on Kim Kardashian’s career…there was a time her herpes ridden scabbed up cunt was everywhere, being penetrated by everything, and eventually, usually around 30…the damage starts to take its toll, and the elasticity of the labia gets less and less taught…and some can blame it on babies…others can blame it on fucking, partying, being an overall rich kid wreck trying to find her place in the world…

But then again, maybe this is what her vagina always looked like, whether she’s old or not, you know how skinny girls are with the no fat the pad their inner pussy lips…and I’m not a hater on a meaty twat…

I am a hater on a Paris Hilton twat because she’s the fucking worst, she’s the first
to create the celebrity for being a rich kid – at least in the modern world…the celebrity off a sex tape…and the celebrity who paved the way for all that is terrible in the world…like the Kardashians…

Not that you care what I think, you just want to to see Paris’ pussy like it was 10 years ago..but it’s not…but still the rich trick doing the same tricks…trick…

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Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW

2017

13

Jan

Maitland Ward on Kiss a Ginger Day of the Day

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Maitland Ward had no choice but to get out there and snap off some pics of her in sheer lingerie so that everyone can see her big exhibitionist tits – as she’s trying to hit 100,000 followers on social media – and this is a good way to do it…or at least this is the only way she knows how….

The real question with Maitland Ward is where did she go over the course of all those years she wasn’t on TV and why all of a sudden is she naked oor half naked or implied naked on the internet…

Boy Meets World, the only show she’s been on – was cancelled in 1998…or around that time…so there has been 20 years of where the fuck is Maitland Ward…for those who actually jerked off to her back then in a pre internet era, when jerking off to TV shows tits wasn’t all that crazy…

I am now friends with Maitland, she ignores me when I ask for pussy pics, maybe she’s playing hard to get, but I like to assume because she thinks I’m going to mock her, try to humiliate her, and she’d rather do that herself…and I’m not complaining..I mean tits, old or young are always great to look at…

And a low level who doesn’t take herself too seriously, clearly, taking shameless content on a beach that looks like it’s mid fucking winder, cold, and zero nice…for KISS a GINGER day….isn’t a terrible thing…sure it’s weird, even creepy…but at least she’s motivated to try…despite all the failing over and over and over…

I am a fan.

Posted in:Maitland Ward

2017

13

Jan

Man Stealing Women’s Underwear and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Woman Stealing a Police Car

Fist Fight on a Plane

Naked man – Standing Outside a Store

Failed Suicide Attempt… The Dude Didn’t Even Lose his Limbs

Asian Adultery Caught

Woman Gets Run Over at Intersection

Some Weird Marilyn Chambers – Underground TV – Episode

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

13

Jan

Girls and Steaks and Meat and BBQ of the Day

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The good people at STEAKAGER send us up one of their amazing device…that Dry Ages beef….it fits right in your fridge, holds 22 lbs of beef, has wifi capabilities so you can monitor it anywhere….

So if you’re a steak lover, and not some vegan lesbian who hates all things beef, you’ll fucking love one of these..

I figured as a thank you for their love and support, I’d tip you assholes off on the amazing device….and more importantly…do it DrunkenStepfather style..with a compilation of as many pics of girls and steaks I could find….

So after a month of digging through the depths of the internet, this is the best I came up with, and my best is never quite good enough, but that’s why I befriend people like the people at STEAKAGER because they do revolutionary things for me…and for you..so get one…

TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER
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Here’s a bikini girl cooking a steak…

TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER
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Here’s some Girls Eating Meat Fetish Videos

TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER
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Here’s some Slapping Raw Meat to Make Music….

TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER
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Here are some pics of girls and meat and BBQs….

TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER
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Posted in:Features

2017

13

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s not much more depressing than when you are telling a girl how a lot of girls you talk to are freaks, even the normal ones, with all these dysfunctional sexual festishes…like being gangraped…

Only for her to tell you that she was gang raped at 6 years old from her family…

Only for you to say “that must have been a hell of a Christmas….I just hope they weren’t dressed like Santa and his Elves”…

Because you assume all family Gang Rape happens on Christmas…when everyone’s together..in the festive tis the season…who the fuck gang rapes a 6 year old….

We shifted the conversation to bush, and you’ll be happy to know she hasn’t shaved her vagina ever…because she fears anyone getting close to it…

Oh…it’s Friday the 13th…and I wish Social Media got murdered….but it won’t they are too powerful…so hopefully everyone on social media gets murdered…

Right…Now Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Legend of Zelda Trailer is For Real
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Ashton Kutcher was Paid 3 Times More than Natalie Portman
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Gay Country Hick of the Day
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WHITE MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL MAKING ME LAUGH
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Krupa Tits in a White Top
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Charlie Sheen Called Rihanna a Bitch
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Brazilian Wins 3.5 Million in Roulette
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Katie Holmes Not So Erotic
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Dog VS Algae
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The Making of the NBA Championship Ring
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2017

13

Jan

Madonna in Lingerie for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Madonna is terrifying…and in being terrifying…she’s decided to get into lingerie for Harper’s Bazaar – because she can, she’s Madonna…a celebrity / popstar / icon who has been around for 40 fucking year…and who is 100 years old…and the sick thing in all this…is that I fucking love it…

It is the perfect level of disgusting for my weird fetish of old bitches who don’t know they are old…because they are Madonna and have some delusional opinion of themselves…thanks to ego…and in her defense…she looks pretty good for 100….all menopausal and good to cum in…as long as you have lube to deal with her being dried the fuck up….which brings up a very important point…what does the vagina look like…is it still there….does it still breath..or is it more of dead animal…just rotting away in her panties…

SO MANY QUESTIONS…let’s hope this Harper’s interview gets to the bottom of it….

BUMPED THIS UP TO THE TOP WITH AN UPDATE – FEATURING MORE TERRIFYING PICS –

Posted in:Madonna|SFW

2017

12

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are dying in the world…people are suffering – yet I’m here posting pics of naked famewhores who distract from the real issues of the world….when I am not sexting girls who amazingly want pics of my asshole…to masturbate to…in order for them to get me pics of their assholes to masturbate to…something I am all for sending due to the hemorrhoids and how disgusting my asshole is…I actually take all kinds of pics of it wondering if it will ever heal…or if it is cancer…but something that amazes me because I’ve never met a girl with an asshole fetish…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Bella Hadid Unfollowed Selena Gomez on Instagram…Because of The Weekend…What World Do We Live In
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White Michael Jackson is Hilarious
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Julianne Hough Toned
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Victoria Beckham’s Letter to HErself
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Today Big Tits
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Creepy Use of a Furby
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Christina Milian Nipples
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Idris Elba is Auctioning Himself Off
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Lisa Opie in a Black Bathing Suit
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XX – The Four Part Horror Anthology Trailer
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Everything Wrong with Suicide Squad
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Jessica Biel – Booty
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Maria Sharapova Butt in Pants
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J.Lo Cameltoe
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Kylie Jenner’s Offensive Dress
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Honest Trailer of Princess Brides
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Some Bitch Working Out on the Beach
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Taylor Swift Fitness Gear
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Drake Dropped 100k on J.Lo…
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Droneball Go…..Drone in a Cage
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Brock Lesner Breaking Hockey Tradition
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Sarah Sampaio – Victoria’s Secret
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Kendall Jenner Plastic Surgery
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Dominatrix of the Day
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Interracial Dirty Talk
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A Girl Taking Off her Panties
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Girl Eats Out her Friend Underwater
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The Weirdest Thing to Masturbate to Today
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Some Naked Chick with a Hot Body
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Perving on Big Tits
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Perving on Moms
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Perving on Amateurs
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Perving on Ariel Winter’s Ass
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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