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2016

19

Oct

Rita Ora Boring as Fuck of the Day

Rita Ora is an official no name celebrity…that’s her whole angle…that’s what makes her a celebrity…and she’s just tried everything..had a record deal…has been a reality show girlfriend…she’s dated rich guys…had famous friend…she’s been to all the right parties and events…she’s even had a song…or been featured on a song…but NO ONE knows or cares who she is…despite having great tits…that’s it…that’s all she is…

Now she’s hosting or a judge on a fashion show, so she’s trying the whole fashion angle, and they are doing fashion shoots with her in the studio…and it’s so fucking lame…maybe because she’s moving on from the tits that are the only reasons she’s even remotely famous for being a no name celebrity…Rihanna impersonator…or maybe because she’s misguided and letting her ego run the show…either way…I’d be surprised if you can jerk off to this..

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2016

19

Oct

Christina Milian Panties of the Day

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Mom Christina Milian….is trying to be a Kardashian, I find it terribly boring…it’s just seeing a mid-30s mom who has financial resources, some celebrity, a solid child support check…shamelessly posting nude or half nude ass in thong pics for no actual reason…just to get you to look at her, notice her, pay attention to her…validate her…follow her on social media so that she can upsell her account or promote stupid companies she’s invested in…is just so ghetto…it’s just gross to me…I like girls who are actually struggling whoring out, not bitches who have made it out of the struggle whoring, taking attention away from the girls who actually need attention for their whoring, trying to rob them of their value as women trying to make it…plus it just doesn’t make sense to me..

Let the poor girl do the panty pics…stripping…etc…and as a rich girl who is not that hot…maybe focus on raising your damn kid…and not doing this shit…

I am not a fan, unless she needs a K-Fed, in which case…I’m down to mooch…

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2016

19

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens and Some Dude Hide Their Cold Sores of the Day

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High School Musical Vanessa Hudgens is out in covering her face…while showing off her body…while the dude she’s with also covers his face…in what I will assume is a trend amongst this famous enough but not so relevant cunts…or maybe she makes her handlers or the people she hangs out with follow her lead so that she doesn’t seem weird…like they are in it together…or maybe it’s because they both have gnarly herpes scabs on their faces they don’t want anyone to see…because they are a sore spot…cold sore spot…that happened when getting cast by DISNEY execs…

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN…

It’s just funny that it’s ok to be out there with your body, but bitch can’t handle the paparazzi she called capturing her face…possibly not made up…or maybe it’s to not identify her and devalue them…why would any tabloid write about her…if you can’t tell it’s her….but because that becomes a story…a boring story…is still a story…

She should just be happy that after all these years…people still partially care enough to grab pics of her…while the new generation of kids probably have no idea who she is..

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2016

19

Oct

Alina Baikova in Lingerie of the Day

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Alina Baikova is some Ukrainian model who I am sure lives in New York, because getting into the USA as a model is a very simple process, I went into this the other day, assuming that the immigration and rich guys who own the government lobbied for this years ago…because they liked fucking hot, published, immigrant pussy…

She was born in 1989, which makes her far too old for the human trafficking you’d be into, if she wasn’t already richer than you as a model…and by that I mean fucking dudes richer than you because she’s a model …so I’m not sure what fetish to focus on while lookng at her glamourous lingerie pics…

I guess this video of her in some cold post workout chamber dancing sums it up…because known hooker Victoria Sivlstedt got a shout out in the caption – I assume she’s looking on…kinda outlines what her actual career as a model is about….

A video posted by Alina Baikova (@alina_baikova) on Oct 15, 2016 at 10:19am PDT

Here are those lingerie pics..

Posted in:Alina Baikova|SFW

2016

19

Oct

73 Too Many Questions with Emma Stone of the Day

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Solid butt shot…but her butt isn’t that exciting…and it doesn’t take away from her old looking face…all tired and lame….but more importantly…it doesn’t take away from the scripted, rehearsed, timed shit that isn’t even acted out well…it just so fucking fake, the humor or jokes so fucking tired…and the fact that people are into it, or passing it around or watching 73 Too Many Questions rehearsed by Emma Stone…blows my mind…

Do people hate honesty, or substance, how about 3 questions with Emma Stone that throw her off guard and show us some depth into who she is, the hollywood experience, anything but fluffy superficial clickbait nonsense…

It makes me mad…in a world where everyone is supposed to be over exposed, it’s like everything is actually just high school drama club caliber of scripted….practiced…and how many takes did they do this in…maybe it was just once…let’s hope it was I mean in terms of quality…I’d assume that it was…and even worse…this is all just to promote her new movie…LALALALALALAND..all jusst a fucking ad…

Maybe I’m just bitter than I wasn’t the one who said the worst thing about her…

I’m probably just bitter that I watched the entire thing…..

Like fuck off, the shit..irritating.

Posted in:Emma Stone|SFW

2016

19

Oct

Jojo is Sorry Not Sorry in her Underwear of the Day

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Jojo posted a picture of herself in panties on her snapchat, the hub for people to post erotica, because they are all exhibitionists….but more importantly where other people can watch those people post their erotica because we are all voyeurs…and Snapchat is the reality TV or JennyCam that is accessible to everyone…

Apparently, Jojo is clever and articulate. Instead of saying “Sorry Not Sorry” about her shameless exhibitionism in her high waisted body shaping panties…she said…with elegance and class “I would say sorry if I really meant it”….such depth…such prose…when will the accidental masturbation videos get posted to her story….you know as these things happen…because that’s the only reason people follow these nonsense stories…

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2016

19

Oct

Munchkin the Teddy Bear is the Best Thing Ever

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In a world filled with hate….Munchkin the Teddy Bear is all that matters…

When presidential elections that are weird smear campaigns and not actual politics – because both contestants are garbage and annoying to listen to….but a nice distraction to all the actual issues in the world…reminding us that clickbait and stupidity of humanity is just as high and relevant as ever…making for a very scary tomorrow…because the government realized that if you give people access to information and tools to make change and even overthrow the government…people will spend their time taking selfies and laughing at bad sex jokes, tit pics and all that..other MEME shit…

So give Munchkin the Teddy Bear the love he deserves…as the legend, more relevant than anything we’ve done….

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

19

Oct

Monster Khloe Kardashian in a See Through of the Day

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I am a firm believer if you were born a monster, raised a monster, lived a life as a monster, you will forever be a monster, and the plastic surgery….the insane amount of Plastic Surgery that has left her looking like an ethnically ambiguous and bloated faced like Chrissy Teigen…

I guess the only interesting thing about her, other than that she looks like a Kardashian is supposed to look, and thanks to that look, what a lot of fucking chubby women on social media look like, which confuses the fuck out of me, because it looks horrible, badly air brushed…all face filled with shit we hope causes serious side effects as their clown faces get older and older…

She’s in a see through shirt, there’s a nipple on her rebuilt nipple, that proves, if you spend enough on Cosmetic Surgery, you can go through life looking like a FACE TUNE picture…and the good news is black dudes will still fuck you, it’s all she actually cares about…

So I guess she’s trying to live her superficial life and feels it’s her turn…to do the Kylie and the Kim…but the message this sends the kids…that it’s ok to mutate yourself…especially when you’re a mutant…because that own yourself, body positive, love yourself shit…is bullshit..

When you look at these old pics of her, you’ll see how ridiculous this extreme make-over before becoming extreme home makeover due to Disney PR…is…

Here is the new and disgusting porno version of her…

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|SFW

2016

19

Oct

Rosanna Arkle Nipple on Snap of the Day

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Rosanna Arkle calls herself a TV personality, which is possible, but I went to her Instagram – and I would label her more of an instagram whore…where she looked like every other instagram model, with the exact saem pics and vibe of all instagram whores…. promoting teeth whitener and protein powder, because she’s got 2.5 million fake followers, and that’s how these instagram whores make money…it’s sure as hell not from their “TV personality” work….and for some reason they all look the fucking same…

She has a booty training app, so I guess she’s a “Booty Model”… whatever the fuck that is, these talentless, pornstar looking Glamour model of our generation bitches…need an angle…

She looks old, rugged, like a stripper who fooled the system, all BOTOX on FACETUNE photoshop…and it’s terrible….

But she had a nipple slip, on her fake tit, you’d think everyone had already seen, or didn’t need to see because her shit is so low level no one cares or gets that involved in wanting to see this bitch naked…or are like me and feel they already have seen her naked…because her whole angle’s been done by other girls who look the same as her…making us not need garbage like this..unless it’s doing porn….which is what it should be doing…

Seriously, her tit slip is worth talking about? She looks like she gets paid to stick things in her asshole to stretch it out as hard as it goes for more than the average hooker makes, but still on the hooker program…I hate participating in this…