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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day
Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day
Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day
Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day
Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day
Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day
Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day
Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day
Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day
Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2016

12

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

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Nothing says Monday – like jerking off to Vanessa Hudgens’ feet….especially if you’re a foot fetishist, the guy she took this pic for, because for some reason – every single girl, not just the whores, but regular girls, find foot fetishes creepy but hilarious, and every single girl, not just the whores, are willing to sell pictures of their feet to creepy dudes on the internet that they meet on instagram.

I know girls who have sold three pics of their feet for 100 dollar…regular girls, not just whores…fully knowing dude is going to jerk off to those pics in the weirdest fucking way…and that dudes paying for pics of feet are probably real fucking weird…and giving them the feet pics are probably not the best thing to give a foot fetishists…like giving an addict heroin….it will lead them to bad places…

These are the same girls who refuse to send pussy pics dudes who like pussy…the pussy fetishists…which is a normal fetish to have…it’s kind of what the human experience is based on…but feet….sure…here you go you fucking freak…it’s just my feet…crazy…

Terrible….and here are some High School Musical in her 30s feet..

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2016

12

Dec

Love Calendar Keeps On Delivering the Dog Shit of the Day

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Weak…I know Kim Kardashian is a fucking monster, but having her walk in slow motion in front of a green screen showing Northern Lights…is just weak. I could recreate this in my fucking basement apartment, I just don’t know any shit colored trannies with sloppy tits that I could use…but I should parody this, to remind you all that Kim Kardashian is fucking dog shit and so is LOVE Magazines’ advent calendar….just step it up you fashion cunts…

Doutzen Kroes cuz no one else wants her…shot by Hype Williams….a legendary hip hop music video director from the 90s…who even did Hollywood movies…and this is the uninspired shit he’s doing now…as much as I hate instagram content producers, at least they produce better shit than this…

Heidi Klum 300 Years Old….shot by Rankin – Naked in Tub….with star nipples, because I guess her actual nipples are starting to show their age and can’t be showcased…or maybe it’s just not YOUTUBE friendly…who knows…but I’d rather see the nips…

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2016

12

Dec

Amazing Police Inspection and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Protestors

Old Lady Eating Ice Cream Erotica

Kangaroo in Texas

Driving with No Tire is the Worst Sound

Fight in Public

Scaffolding Falls

Old Lady Falls Asleep a Wheel and Hits the Tree…

Delivery Boy Pisses in Elevator

Insane Doctor Remedy

The Bomb in Instanbul Blast

Man Shoots Off Gun During Argument

Fight Over Dude Tagging a Dude’s GF in a Nude Video

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2016

12

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t have a dirty panty fetish….but that doesn’t stop me from asking single mom’s to give me their dirty panties….while at the Christmas tree farm…where they are buying the family tree…because I know they aren’t Jewish and won’t try to sell them to me, while also knowing that tis the season of giving….and I like to put their Christmas spirit to the test..

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The Golden GLobe Nominations
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Barbara Walters things THE VIEW is ruined
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Patti Smith Forgets Bob Dylan Lyrics
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Hailey Clauson at the Beach
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Ken Block Drifts in London and It is Crazy
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Giant Star Wars At-At Build for the Garden
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Phil Collins’ Daughter Got Recognition
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Navy Officer Disses Colin Kaepernick….
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How to Modify your Mac and cheese
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Taylor Swift for 50 Shades Darker
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100 Years of Christmas Desserts
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The 1 Inch Revving Paper Engine – is a great name for my penis
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Janice Dickinson Married Her Psychiatrist…
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Proof that Dinosaurs Had Feathers
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Real Housewifes of Dallas Sells Her Amazing Venice Beach House – Check it Out – No Tits
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2016

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Your president being executive producer on a reality show during his presidency…is hilarious to me…it puts me in the Christmas spirit, but that could just be the vagina snow, the santa hat I am wearing, the egg nog I drank, the christmas lights….the cake, the shopping, all the happy people who I know are actually miserable….

It makes me feel like giving, that’s why I expect to spend my night prospecting like a miner or conquistador at the ghetto stripclub where there’s usually only one other dude who isn’t spending money….while these girls are trying to make money, and are willing to suck dick for 20 dollars…but don’t have dick to suck…and as a giving, caring, Santa Claus level kind of guy I am, I can’t not let them not make their cab money home…tis the fucking season…getting ready for herpes….

No one cares. But I care….

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Madonna is a Freak
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SOME INSTGRAM MODEL IN SOME BULLSHIT SHOOT
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Charlotte McKinney TITS…
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Katy Perry Big tits
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Mariah Carey Huge Tits
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Harry Connick Jr Does the Bruce Jenner
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Incubus’ Buys a 2.5 Milllion Dollar House – here are the Pics
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Taylor Swift has Made Songs with Gigi Hadid’s Penis…
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Judge Reinhold Got Arrested..
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Strange Public Toilet Designs
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TOPLESS CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY
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Natalie Dormer Pokies
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Kids Try 100 Years of Christmas Desserts
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Rube Goldberg Machine Lights Up a tree
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Some Spiderman Bullshit
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Some Instagram Girls’ Ass
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Courtney Stodden Nipple
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Rita Ora at Some Event
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Mick Jagger Makes Babies…
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50 Shades Trailer
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How TO SURVIVE A PLANECRASH
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ABIGAIL RATCHFORD NAKED
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Grab Her By the Pussy
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Naked Rose McGowan
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Curvy Models – Yes or No
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Alison Tyler in Purple
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Lollipop in the Butthole
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Elsa Hosk Naked
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Naked Amateur on the Floor
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Brooklyn Got Big Tits
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Random Naked Chick
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

09

Dec

Barbara Palvin Does Sharon Stone Because She’s a Monster of the Day

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Here’s some bullshit neither of us care about…but big girl Barbara Palvin playing Sharon Stone in some Love Magazine – has no great original ideas…but people celebrate them – because they work with people who have mastered the scam, have a huge following, and that’s just what matters these days…if they are in Victoria’s Secret they exist and Love Magazine is there with their bullshit concepts like SHARON stone…something parodied so many times…only instead of it actually showing Palvin cunt…it shows us nothing, is empty, and isn’t even a parody of shit…yeah, Basic Instinct is more edgy than you basic fucks….garbage…but I’ll post it because I like garbage…low concept, fast food, clickbait, garbage…

Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW

2016

09

Dec

Amazing Gift Idea – Two Fisted Drinker of the Day

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TWO DRINKS – ONE CUP ask any girl…and she will tell you that TWO FISTS are BETTER than one…..

I am a drunk, I like to drink, my site is called DrunkenStepfather because it’s all I know….it’s the only thing of value to my soul…it is the only meaning I have found…it is the only way I self destruct and deal with all the bad bad bad things in this world…so all drinking related things are amazing to me…even though I’m good with drinking out of puddle…as long as the booze enters my veins…my medicine…you know..

Well it’s Christmas, and what have you done? Probably nothing because you’re a lazy fucking asshole like me, only I went out there and took pics with this awesome, unique, perfect gift idea…..that allows you to Drink two of your favorite beverages at the same time with the Two Fisted Drinker – because you can never have too many drinks at one time, and if you’re like me why stop at Two drinks in one hand, get two drinks in each hand and two more drinks on the table, KEEP THE FUCKING DREAM ALIVE PEOPLE…bring this to the Super Bowl Party, Christmas Dinner, or just use it alone in your basement while you cry….and here’s a half naked girl to celebrate everything right in this world…because I LOVE half naked girls..they are the reason I keep drinking…

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2016

09

Dec

Kate Upton’s Fitness Ass That Isn’t Very Fit of the Day

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I am not buying into the heiress of WHIRLPOOL’s attempt to advertise that she’s being working out or going to the gym, because I remember a time when bitch defended being fat, plus sized, because she was getting work….all cocky, they are all cocky when they are a getting work..but when the work dries up, they start to realize “shit, maybe I should stop the emotional eating”…..not because she needs work, she’s got a huge trust fund..WHIRPOOL people – it’s an actual company people…but it’s nice to feel wanted…and to feel wanted…sometimes tits aren’t enough when her gut catches up with her…

Well here’s her more recent attempt at fitness ass….for Hollywood…because being a movie star is her goal…

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Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2016

09

Dec

Khloe Kardashian for GQ Germany of the Day

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Khloe Kardashian proves the Germans and their weird scat fetishes is still a fucking thing….

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|SFW

2016

09

Dec

Hailey Clauson for Esquire of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is a sports illustrated model…which means she’s very important… so important that other magazines take pics of her…to keep her going….which is interesting because when she was a teen model, she sued a company for sexual assault and as someone who hates these quick to pull the trigger sexual assault people…because not everything is rape….you know typical victim blamer…I don’t really get why anyone would hire her after that. It’s like there are a million girls as hot – or hotter than her…give them the job…not some whiner…even if corporations taking slutty young girls is wrong – wait until they are 18 you perverts…and deserve to pay up….so let this one sit on her settlement and stop allowing her to exist by taking pics of her…she’s not that great and what’s with this no nipple bullshit…sort it out girl…

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW