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2017

02

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Bikini of the Day

These are some weird pics of Alba…from a real creeper angle…I love it…because Jessica Alba is amazing, from garbage actor – to garbage brand ambassador – to billionaire…it just proves that if you have a good team and look good, anything is possible in a world where no one has standards, or taste, or expectations, and all are just lazy people who buy into simplistic marketing, so that they can be like everyone else….it’s worse now than ever…but Alba, despite being a mom of 5 kids, is better than ever…despite being old…and I’d say it’s due to the elasticity in her Mexican skin, but if you’ve been to Mexico, you’d know most moms of 5 are 300 pounds of pure corn tortilla..tortilla that she doesn’t eat.

But the fact is that having kids is supposed to be suicide, the end of a bitch, the day she throws in her vagina, and really Alba may have a mangled vagina, but her career exists, she’s still hot enough to jerk off to, and that defies science and everything I know…and I can’t make sense of it, so I just stare at it…since no one cares about whether I can make sense of anything or not…I’m just that irrelevant..

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2017

02

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Least Attractive New Years Kiss and Other Bikini Adventure of the Day

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Bella Thorne and some instagram model had a horrible New Years eve kiss, but it was probably the biggest day in the instagram model’s life because she got tagged by Bella Thorne on such a big day…in what must be the peak of her social climbing…good hustle…I am sure her ego and attitude as an instagram model is substantially more annoying today….

Bella Thorne was also in a bikini with these girls, her sister, etc, and it was a very skimpy bikini, I watched some of it on snapchat randomly, because a girl I know was scrolling snapchat to see what every asshole was doing, or pretending to do on New Years Eve, to polarize their life and seem interesting, and Bella and her 18 or 19 year old confusingly not fully slutty, but slutty enough to get noticed, hot young body, that has millions of followers…was in this bikini and I was like…this porn generation that grew up on porn and self promotion really get it…good hustle grils..

Childhoods robbed of them….but taught them what matters…being liked by people who can pay….making them vain and vapid brats thanks to having so much pressure on them to get cast….plus they have these parents who are willing to get them everything they need to live the dream…

It really is wonderful because I get to watch on like the pervert I am…and I enjoy that..

Another Jon Benet of her generation, just not dead…and she’s fun to look at…especially when I can see the hang of her pussy in her tight bottoms… so click through the pics below to see close up shots of Bella Thorne’s ass in a bikini.. we need it…

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2017

02

Jan

Hilary Duff’s New Years Tits of the Day

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Hilary Duff has broke up with her personal trainer she was fucking…and the consequences of that loss, or power trip, where she was like “you think you own me in the gym, well I’m paying you buddy, so now you work for me, before firing him like the hooker he was”….are obvious..as she slowly gets bigger, doughier, and amazing…

I am all for rich people having hired friend who serve their purpose in their life, because everyone’s just out to use them, as an example if I was to befriend Hilary Duff, it would be to bury myself in that juicy fucking ass, an ass that is thicker, stronger, and bigger than I am used to…but for some reason that speaks to my fucking soul…

I was telling someone about this professional dancer I used to fuck, who was massive, like super fucking strong, but the second she was naked, her thickness was wonderful, and her athleticism allowed her to bounce off my dick with grace, speed, and agility…

So as much as I hate fat chicks, and muscle chicks, I love whatever is going on here with Hilary Duff…this body type, the kind of girl who can move your fridge into the basement for you, is magical….squat all day, on my face, while drinking a protein shake baby….those thighs like a scarf like a python…capable of choking me out…

I am a fan….she should hire me to be groupie pervert….who takes her instagram pics for her..

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2017

02

Jan

Hailee Steinfeld on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is looking good…I guess she’s decided to lean up…in a world full of fat people…and allow her true sex appeal to shine…and I really appreciate her pose, in content that she self produced and put out, it’s not like it’s an awkward angle, or something the paparazzi robbed of her…a moment out of context, it is instead an image she produced, and snapped off a bunch of versions of, because if you know girls, who are far less narcissistic and obsessed with their image than this one, you’ll know a selfie, is always a 25 picture process…and that she wanted her booty to pop in just the right way…

She’s the True Grit girl, never too impressive, always kind of bigger, fully dialed into the industry from a young age, and finally she grasps the key to success…slutty pics for social media…she does have a song about masturbating that she didn’t write herself…so she was off to a good start..it just took some good old fashioned starving herself to get there…

Dreams do come true..

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2017

02

Jan

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes, may have a hot ass and a hot body, but all I see is a model that no one wants, you know one thrown the fuck out by Victoria’s Secret because she wasn’t pulling in numbers, in what I would assume is because she is married and has kids with a black guy, who probably cheats on her…and the mall shoppers in Victoria’s Secret are racist, even all the black women who shop at Victoria’s Secret, and there are a lot of them, if you ever go into a Victoria’s Secret, black bitches love it, and I guess none of them want to see their black men with white women….and by black women, I mean white men they hate when big black cock enter their women..unless they are into the whole cuckold thing…

Doesn’t matter…I guess they do want to see other white women selling the fucking dream of made in China bullshit underwear…and I’ll still look at Victoria’s Secret dutch ass shameless in Miami on all fours for the paparazzi – in a “look at me, look at me, look at me, hustle”…when you go from being paid to be half naked a few days a month, to no one wanting you, it hurts….so it’s nice to relive it…I guess…I’m more into the staring at it…

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2017

02

Jan

Chloe Grace Moretz Ripped Pantyhose for the Perverts of the dAy

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Chloe Grace Moretz, Hollywood star, heavily marketed to nerds, virgin loser, comic book people…who all are really into and think she’s “really cute”…like she was the next Emma Watson or Emma Stone, why isn’t her name Emma, all the nerd bitches are named Emma”…as she was going through puberty….

So marketed at 14 as this future babe, making a bunch of old losers watch and wait, excited for that glorious day..she turns 18…then she turned 18…and it made it ok for them to finally jerk off to her…because you know they are good dudes who would never do that before she turned 18…that’d be wrong..

Well, here she is in a weird cum shot angle if this was a porn, looking like a teen runaway in a pair of ripped pantyhose, which if you’re like me, you appreciate because ripping pantyhose is the way into the pussy hole…and it’s all very erotic if you write the right story around it…

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2017

02

Jan

Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd & Jasmine Tooke in Bikinis Together of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd and Jasmine Tooke are Victoria’s Secret models who were out hooking together – like the hookers I know they are….even though they make their own money, they’d rather spend the money of dudes they have sex with, it’s more job security than a silly contract with a silly massive corporate monster out to exploit them….

These models like money and money or guys with money – in all their coddled ways…like really monster tall chicks….so stick together, like Charlie’s Angels, because only they understand each other, or maybe it’s a work thing…or maybe they are a little panty and bikini wearing fembot army created in a marketing lab to sell panties…and this is part of their duties…to get in the paprazzi, get seen, to make sure they live up to their contract duties by year end…who fucking knows – or really cares…it happened, it’s bitches in bikinis who get paid to be in bikinis doing bikinis for free…and

The most fascinating thing about this story, of models together in Brazil….is that Lais is a mom, she had a kid as a teen and here she is strutting around like she pawned it off to her mom, so that she doesn’t have to be a mom, like all good teen mom’s do…sure I’d rather her sex tape, her backdoor Farrah, but instead she’s a VS model, so none of that will be happening..

Posted in:Jasmine Tooke|Lais Ribeiro|Romee Strijd|SFW

2017

02

Jan

Maria Menounos Bikini of the Day

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Maria Menounos is just living bro…but like clockwork, every christmas vacation, or really every chance she gets, she posts a picture of her ass in a bikini, because I guess she loves her fucking body, but I guess she also knows that people love her body, and despite having failed as an actress or personality in the entertaiment industry, but rather forced to be a host to white trash america that watched her show, she can still get some of that male attention…showing what she uses as her pussy…cuz she’s greek..

Sure, some of her best work – is vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally…even though her anus is her actual vagina…it’s a greek thing…yes I know I already said that…i like to repeat myself…everyday, every year, like groundhog day…over and over and over again…

Now I dont’ really find her rainbow booty pic substantial, or even interesting, but give the girl a little attention – she’ll be 40 soon and thus expired…so take it in – even if you, like me, don’t understand why anyone would give a fuck about her…in a world with so many girls who are not so many years past their prime…it must be the rainbow…it’s always the rainbow…

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2017

02

Jan

Ryan Newman Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Ryan Newman is an 18 year old actress that old creepy dudes who watch the Disney Channel like….

Because there are two kinds of young girls old creepy dudes jerk off to, those who are on instagram posting nude pics on fringe, almost porn site…and young girls who were prostituted by their parents at a young age, and understand the importance of sacrificing their childhood for the benefit of the family, doing things they don’t want to do, leading to getting their periods young from the trauma….

So that by 22 they can have a face full of fillers, looking like a 40 year old, so that they still stay relevant and youthful, or they can just leak nude pics….or in this case bikini pics of her twerking…because it’s accessible, safe for work porn, that gets people to follow you – and it’s all about followers….pervert followers…

So Ryan Newman, the Jon Benet of her household…is a keeper…

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2017

02

Jan

J.Lo’s Fat Ass for New Years Eve of the Day

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What better way to ring in the new year, with my first official useless bitch being slutty for money – because all women are hookers, they just market themselves differently, and it amazes me when I talk to men who don’t understand that concept that women are with men for money, men are with women for pussy, and women will do a lot for money, they just try not to make it obvious….

In J.Lo’s case…her whoring was in the form of song and dance, exploiting her ass, extreme confidence in her talent, and ability to sing and dance, and here she is still doing it – what must be 4 decades later…grinding up on things like she’s still hot..and she is…due to menopause…

Menopause Drake likes on his face…oh Canadians, such nice people…

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