2016
30
Dec
Naked Homeless Man on a Truck
Reporter Gets Hit in the Balls During an Interview
Big Man on a Mini Bike
Weird Group Suicide – of 8 People Drinking Pesticides
Drunk Pilot Checking In
San Franciso Attempted Murder
Mother and Daughter Taken Out By a Bike
Just Some Men Fighting to Get to the Top of a Wooden Pole
Great Design
2016
30
Dec
The day before New Years Eve…or the eve of new years eve eve, I like to go to the strip club to get my bearings, to ground myself, but then again, I like to go to the strip club every night of the week, and it just so happens I went out to one last night….one of the sketchier ones you’re uncomfortable walking into….you know filled with low level thugs…and you can tell they are low level because the strippers are all 250 pounds….except for one really skinny bitch with clown sized fake tits….who was probably in her 70s…but other than that…it was fat chicks, really nice fat chicks, they didn’t hustle dances..they just wanted free drinks to medicate their really humilating lives….
The hightlight was big titties in my face, or twerks, or the level of depression so deep in the tail end of the holiday cheer….
It was when the fattest of the strippers told me that her pussy lip kept getting caught in her lace panties…and she had welts on her pussy lips because of it….
I was like “girl those are lip stuck in the holes of the lace welts, that shit is herpes”….and she was like “no, next to those”…..and I was like “Oh that little cut, you’ll be fine…but the herpes…get that shit away from me”…
You know…closing out the year with herpes, panties too small on a fat stripper, and it feels so right…
here are some morning links…
Some Silicon Valley Star and his Pantless Passenger on a Flight
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Hot New Meme Trend of the Day
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The Untold Truth of Darth Vader
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2016 in 5 Minutes you bastards
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French Model in a Bikini with her Dog
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Izabel Goulart – Bikini
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The Pink Short Crew
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Trey Songz Gets ARrested
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Charlie Sheen Wants Trump to Die
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Bella Thorne Looking Tight
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2016
29
Dec
The interesting thing about this war on Bush, is that bush is soft and fluffy like a gentle pillow waiting for your semen…or mouth….
While shaved pussy, an hour after it is shaved is like razor blades that leave rashes all over your face….that get infected, gangrenous, thanks to the questionable pussy juice you’re smearing on your face and next thing you know you’re dead.
Don’t support shaved pussy, unless you support face amputations and death..
I think I’m going to get a placard and start picketing outside the bars tonight, you know lure those pre-New Years Eve drunks…to show me their pubic hair for this movement…this one magical movement I’ll social justice warrior for…
Here are some stepLINKS…
Posh Spice Gets the Order of the British EMpire
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Ariana Grande is Not a Piece of Meat Man Gets to Use for His Pleasure…OK
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Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher – Double Funeral
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Hannah David Tropical Island for SI
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2016 in 5 Minutes
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Why Your New Years Will Suck
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Rat Cow Naked in the Tub
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Oh Shit – J.Lo without Drake
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Selena GOmez 2015 Tits
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Bambi Northwood Blyth Boobs Exposed
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J.Lo in a See Through Outfit…
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Funny Man Don Rickle’s House
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Pink Had a Baby – Named it Jameson
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Demi Lovato – BOOTY
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Jessica Alba Grocery Shopping….
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini
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Giant Man Tests Mini Bike
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DIY Superhero Costume for the Cosplay Fetishists
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Olivia Garson – in Lingerie….
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The Story of Sea Monkeys
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Top 100 Viral Videos of the Year
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23 Reasons to be Cheeful
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Lucy Hale Topless……Leaked Pics….
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People are Offended by the Steve Martin Carrie Fisher Tweet – because People are Idiots
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Broken Computers
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Everything Wrong in Deadpool
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Sushi Master of Tokyo
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Izabel Goulart Red Bikini
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Jon Benet’s Brother is Suing CBS for 750 million
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Kelly Bensimon and Daughter in Bikinis
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Big Tits
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Girl Getting / Giving Oral
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Naked Bitch and her Clamshell Pussy
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Dispute Erupts Get Settled Fast…
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Best of 2016 – Saddest Blowjob of the Day
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Asia Booty
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Frosty the Snowman Gets Laid
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Fitness Flasher
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American Honey – Nudity
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Topless Kim in the Bath
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Girl’s Butt Cheeks are Falling
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Naked on a Horse
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016
29
Dec
Kate Beckinsale is dancing in her panties or a bikini bottom for shape magazine..
I am not sure what kind of effect that will have on the virgin loser nerds who are obsessed with her and her one movie role in Underworld…
But I know it’ll involve a lot of semen, even though her fans are likely in their mid 30s and older..because young people are too busy having sex with everything to bother obsessing over random bitches who look creepily hot for their age, like they are some kind of vampire, which is why what I do is so irrelevant….
I shoulda been tinder dammit…
Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW
2016
29
Dec
I always laugh when “celebs” get new hair cuts or hair color and people actually act like it matters – and by people I mean the media that is so starved for content – looking for anything good, different, intersting, click bait-y – that will garner views, lure ad sales, make them fucking matter…
Well let me tell you…no one gives a fuck about Bella Thorne’s new hair, and if they do give a fuck about her new hair, you should probably avoid them..because they are clearly creepy..
In fact if you meet a person who even knows who Bella Thorne is…you should probbaly avid him, and definitely don’t let him babysit your 14 year old daughter…because motherfucker is a creep…
And the fact that I know who Bella Thorne is, or that I follow her along with 7,500 other girls I think are worth fucking – because they post slutty content – and slutty content in a world filled of slutty content – is still slutty content….that we don’t need tabloids, or anything to send out way…it’s like nothing we can do can angle a story – better than just following these idiots on their own social channels – reminding me that my big fail in life was not starting Youtube / Instagram / Facebook and other social networks these people use to polarize their bullshit existence…
Instead I write badly written content about jerking off to their shit, and I don’t like hearing about other people jerking off, why would anyone want to read about me jerking off…hence why I am a failure..
One of these pics is her in her underwear with her old hair – but who cares – it’s all within the theme of girls who don’t matter – trying to matter – and people making them matter – cuz we got nothing else going on
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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2016
29
Dec
Cindy Crawford’s daughter and her dad starred in this real creepy video – because she’s a younger version of his wife – almost identical – and he fucked his wife when she was a younger version of himself – and by default would probably want to fuck his daughter – if she wasn’t his daughter – and more importantly 12 years old – but still old enough to be prostituted to the industry by her parents – because they see dollar signs, despite having dollar signs, dude is from the Gerber empire and she’s Cindy Crawford…I mean come on…
That said, I am not implying Gerber wants to bang his daughter, I’m just saying if he found Cindy Hot, he’d find the daughter hot, if the daughter wasn’t his daughter, and even if she was, he probably does, because that’s how penises work…..
I am someone who grew up on 70s incest porn, who doesn’t have a daughter, so the idea of jerking off to my daughter if I did have a daughter – is probably a lot easier for me to stomach – than someone who actually has a daughter and just wants to nurture and protect her like a normal dad – who isn’t a sexual deviant….
But historically, rich bratty dudes are sexual deviant, model fuckers….who do weird shit with other rich friends and have great lawyers to get them off…just ask Trump and that Epstein dude…
Posted in:Cindy Crawford|SFW
2016
29
Dec
Ricki Lake in a bathing suit is probably one of the last people I want to see in a bathing suit…I mean I remember her a 500 pounds on TV, she stated she was fat due to sexual abuse…not so hot… or in John Waters movies and I rememeber her weight loss, but that was pre 1995…and even then…she was the last person I wanted to see in a bathing…sure in a sex tape, obviously, I want to see how everyone, even those terrifying fuck, but bathing suit…not so much…so 20 year laters that feeling hasn’t really changed…but here she is in a bathing suit…it happened…and we got to experience it – and for that – we are better people…or not…none of this shit actually matters…and she’s just having a good time on vacation – leave Ricki alone…she’s an icon to us lowlives who didn’t work and watched daytime tv and always will be…
Good old beach paparazzi magic…to remind us of things we don’t need to see….like old times….
Posted in:Ricki Lake|SFW
2016
29
Dec
Nicola Peltz is the daughter of Billions Nelson Peltz who created Snapple…and owned Wendys and lot of other shit….
So by default – She is a billionaire…or at least an Heiress to billions and that alone makes her a fucking tyrant, not down to earth at all, she lives in a fucking bubble of slave laborors and nannies who coddled her, where she was given everything she ever wanted…you know a princess who has been in a handful of movies her dad probably financed…to shut her up, or to feel less guilty about being an earner rather than a dad….basically an upstate New York Kardashian, less vapid maybe than the LA strain of this virus…but still shit…..shit I’d like to smear on my face like it was war paint…because she’s kind of wonderful…great to look at…and even when she hangs with that rifraff black (in terms of rich people) Sofia Richie..like she was Paris and Sofia was Nicole…trying to relive those moments in what we can assume will be a TV show for the new generation….she gets some hot pics…and does some destructive shit in the grocery store because rich kids – have no consequences…the way real life should be….but isn’t unless your dad is richer than god…
Either way…here are their asses in bikinis…
Posted in:Nicola Peltz|SFW|Sofia Richie
2016
29
Dec
Maya Stepper is a german “traveler”…but she looks more like a try hard model – who could be an actual model – I can’t tell these days – but is doing nude shoots for instagram nudity accounts that position themselves as an actual magazine….because people like nudity…except instagram so you need to angle it.
She’s hot as fuck, but you can tell she is trying to grow her social media to hit 1 million – because that’s the number girls aim for to feel like they make it – and she’s almost at 300k….it’s just a matter of a lot more nude shoots…but eventually she will be household…and unlike nudity for fame of the past…none of the sex to get to that point needs to be documented…as it is all so classy…
Now I have this theory where all girls are hookers, looking for rich guys to make babies with, because feminism…..but none of the rich guys want to feel like they are looking through the Los Angeles back pages, they don’t want to feel like a dirtbag door to door sales men or lonely losers who hire hookers from the back pages, so they need instagram to be that buffer and followers to be that credibility…
Maybe she’s not a hooker, she’s just a modern day opportunist…or she sees how easy it is to get an audience and make money and have great opportunities…and why not take it…plus she’s german and into shitting on dudes….so it all works out in the end…right..
Did I mention she’s fucking hot and deserves all the expensive things that come her way….
Posted in:Maya Stepper
2016
29
Dec
Accomplished Native American – because she’s not huffing gas at the rez – Jacqueline MacInnes Wood – straight from the slums of Windsor Ontario….got herself on TV in America a bunchy of years ago …and not even as the feather wearing typecast indian girl in all the cowboy and indian movies…but in soap operas and shit like Final Destination 5….like she was some kind of plastic faced, Kardashian looking, 30 year old with too many injections….because I think she is a plastic faced Kardashian looking 30 year old with too many injections….
An instead of fighting for her land, or for nature, or for her native rights that natives deserve because white people smoked them and fucked them over….
She’s in a bikini in AUstralia showing off her crazy booty, which works equally well for me…because I like girls and their bikinis…or one piece bathing suits…really anything as long as no pants are involved….whether I know who the person in the pictures is or not….hook it up…
Posted in:Jacqueline MacInnes Wood
