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2016

29

Dec

Khloe Kardashian Fake Ass of the Day

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My homie over at WWTDD posted the above picture of Kim K’s make-up artist double breast feeding her twins with her nasty Kardashian face, a look she created with the family plastic surgeon, and more importantly, her big terrifying tits, and when investigating who this bootleg Kardashian, who has potentially innovated a look so many garbage women are copying, because they want to look like porn chicks….I found this video of Khloe Kardashian, that may have already done the rounds, but that have the weirdest looking ass implants ever….on the monster Kardashian that is no longer a monster thanks to science….you know the OJ love child…and the video – is fucking weird….I had to post it…so I am posting it….

I know, on a day where Debbie Reynolds self destructed because she couldn’t handle her dead daughter…I am posting the birthing or maternal bullshit of another mother, pretending to be some social justice warrior and I’m amazed anyone would knock up, but it was probably an athlete from the ghetto who thinks this is what women are supposed to be….

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2016

29

Dec

Chanel West Coast Elevator Outfit of the Day

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Chanel West Coast posted these pictures of her ass in a see through outfit pre-Christmas and I am only getting to them now – because I still don’t know who Chanel Westcoast is, but I do get exposed to her content as it trickles down the internet and onto my computer screen – in content I won’t jerk off to, because this doesn’t do anything for me, whether it is impotence or disinterest or being desensitized….in a world where every girl, from low level to top level is naked / half naked / seeking attention / wanting to be seen…

I don’t find it exciting – but I do like to encourage all girls to wear this outfit… from low level to the top level…including my banker with the hot tits who laughs at me when I withdraw 15 dollars because the ATM only gives out 20s…big tits I’ll never seen…because all girls are into money….because I want to see thonged asses everywhere I go…all day…every day…

Posted in:Chanel West Coast|SFW

2016

29

Dec

Margaux Brooke Jewelry Campaign of the Day

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I heard jewelry sales are down 20 percent this Christmas….over last Christmas – which means Jewelry manufacturers need to step their game up and get models like Margaux Brooke, who I’ve never heard of, but who is naked for a Jewelry brand, to get naked for a Jewelry brand…

I’ve seen similar, possibly the same company, with their nude shoots, because keep it pure and simple, about the jewelry, and nothing else…but a naked girl…because naked girls fucking sell product it’s the one thing I learned in an advertising class I took in community college…

I don’t know much about Margaux Brooke, but I have seen her tits, which is my ideal relationship with a girl, I mean at least starting point of an ideal relationship, since I am more of a gaping asshole kind of guy…..because once you start getting to know them, their wants and needs, maybe even their story, their dreams, their journey, their ambition, their sexual history, the time their teacher told them they would amount to nothing or the time they got raped, the bad relationships, things become less about cumming to them, on them or in them…and more about hating them because their nonsense is getting in the way of cumming to them….anything deeper than tits or gaping asshole has a 99 percent change of ruining a person – as 99 percent of people are the fucking worst….

This logic applies to hookers also, because when you pay them to come over, and start talking to them, you’ll never get the to shut up, and when you’re paying them to suck your dick, if you even get to that point, if you even want that to happen after they go into their shit because they are hookers and see you as a therapy session – or an opportunity to sob story you so they don’t have to suck your dick but will still take your money when the hour is up – because they are hookers…..hookers…

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2016

29

Dec

Never Sneak Up on a Bear and Other Videos of the Day

Greyhounds Hunting Coyotes is Distrubing

Fork Lift VS ATM

Russian Suicide Run

The World’s Tallest Bridge in China is a Bridge I don’t Want to Cross

Grandpa Terrifies Kids with his Dentures

Biker VS Taxi

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

29

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you ever wish your dick was 5 inches longer so that you could destroy a girl you’re fucking’s cervix, giving her that classic cervix orgasm they don’t tell you about…you know to compensate for your 3 inches (if that hard)….or are you a real man who owns his tiny dick – because it’s not about whether they cum, it’s about whether you cum….not that girls actually have sex with you, even though there are always girls willing to have sex with you, because hookers exist and are bountiful…

Me Neither…

Here are some morning links…

This Dead Debbie Reynolds Story Was Dramatic / Theatrical and People are Loving It
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LOOK – MIAMI SLUTS IN BIKINIS
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NFL Ray McDonald’s Domestic Abuse Video…
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Christmas Fails – The Compilation
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How Alcohol Gets You Drunk
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Britney Spears in Bed With her Boyfriend
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The Story of the Most Iconic Rally Car – Lancia Stratos
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The Interesting Story of Sea Monkeys
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A Year of Trash Talking in the UFC
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Top 100 Viral Videos of the Year
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2016

28

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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In a world where nothing actually matters as long as you don’t have an ego, and think what you do matters, even though we all die and are relatively insignificant, even if we’ve made epic music, movies, apps, advances in science…the core of everything we do is just distracting us until we ultimately die the same horrible death…

Today, my highlight reel included convincing girls that I can’t get an erection, because someone told me girls like challenges, and don’t like not being able to get guys hard, and I’ve seen it first hand with this hot head case I brought home years ago, who was charity fucking me and I couldn’t get it up…that girl did not live that down…she kept playing “why did that fat fuck stay limp when i was there”…and even when I couldn’t get it up, she did some nude dance thing where she was like “I’m the hottest pussy you’ll ever get and you got one chance and you fucked it up”….but as it turns out, 6 months later she did give me another chance to stop the voice in her head from playing that limp dick and my obese body…over and over in her head…

So as it turns out, the limp dick, like never cumming from a blowjob works great…but only if the girls you are telling are sucking your dick on about to fuck you…because when they don’t want to fuck you…their competitive taking on challenge instincts don’t make a fucking appearance…and now…I sit alone…(at least it feels this way, these people are the worst) in cabin…drinking RUM…trying to find the closest brothel, or meth den, or anything to get me out of here…I’m debating heading out on some snowshoes in hopes of getting lost overnight and freezing to death…if I don’t have a heart attack from walking….

I’ll let you know how that goes….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kate Beckinsale’s Daughter Looks Good – Tits Out
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Paris Hilton and Kim K Together – Because Paris Gets 10 % of her Earnings – Obviously
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Rich as Fuck Mark Wahlberg’s Wife in a Bikini
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Celebrity Deaths 2016 – Alexis Arquette
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Rande Gerber Posts Pics of his 15 Year Old in a Bikini like the Perv We Know He Is
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Lohan Lives in Dubai
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Lohan Doing a Yacht Dance #TBT
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The Scarface REMIX
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Courtney Stodden is Everything and More
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Drew Barrymore the Next Celeb To Die?
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No Wait – It’s Debbie Reynolds
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Why DO We Kiss Under the Misteltoe
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Carrie Fisher’s Daughter Looks Rough / Hipster / After Momma Died
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A tribute to Burkinis
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The Movie ELF as a Thriller – I HATE WILL FARRELLL
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Lady Victoria TITTY SLIP
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Garry Fisher – has a New Home
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The Weirdest Dr Suess Video Ever…
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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Ugly BikinI Clad Girlfriend
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Zoe Kravitz – hard Nipples
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Josephine Skriver Looking GOod
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The Lost City of Z Trailer
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Lesbian Stella Maxwell is Trying to Get into Kristen Stewarts Pussy – Cuz She Likes Fucking Celebrity Pussy – It Gets Her Jobs
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Why ARe We So Nostalgic
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Cat Pranks 3 Year Old
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Big Tits
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Really Big Tits
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The Drill DO
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Naked on the Balcony
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Cam girl of the Day
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Nude Trash of the Day
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

28

Dec

Sarah Hyland’s Face on Instagram Live of the Day

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I was kickin’ it on Instagram, creeping all these topless bitches in instagram caliber shoots, who cleverly use emoji’s to censor their nipples, because they don’t want their accounts frozen, it’s all they have to live for, hell they are putting nude pics of themselves on the shit, they must take it fucking seriously…

And a prompt prompted as prompts do…saying “Sarah Hyland is Live”…I joined the Periscope of instagram where hearts on the right side were pumping, and people were asking her dumb questions she answered, while being ignored as I do….even though my questions aren’t sexual, because I get deleted when they are…so I asked her to dance, her favorite love song, to sing, etc…ignored…

But the interesting thing, becausae me being ignored is pretty much the basis of my site and existence, I mean name another dude with blog that’s written 40,000 posts in 14 years, who doesn’t even make 100 dollars a month off his nonsense…and at one point there was serious traffic on this shit…it was relevant…I know people don’t care and it wasn’t that relevant…but people fucking clicked….and I still haven’t got a book, radio, tv, movie, job offer…pretty fucking pathetic…

I digress….

The interesting thing wasn’t me being reminded I am a fat loser from some twat from TV…

It was her face, those cheeks, what the fuck was I looking at…was it through an iPhone Fisheye, had she got her already bulbous cheeks jacked up with shit….

So I took a screenshot to share with you – so we collectively say “what the fuck is that…and why isn’t it finger banging itself, stretching it’s pussy out with household objects, because thats what CAMMING is about you dumb sheltered starlet”….

Weird looking…as fuck.

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Here she is grinding her friend for XMAS…

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2016

28

Dec

Ines Melia & Juliette Dol by Olivier Zahm of the Day

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I don’t think Ines Melia or Juliette Do really matter, or that these photos are produced by the creator / owner / hipster icon Olivier Zahm from Purple Magazine…

I don’t think it matters what the brand of lingerie that put this together is….

I do think that the fact that there is bush is fucking iconic, amazing, I love pubic hair and always have and feel that guys who don
t are weird pedo faggots…

I do think the fact that sheer lingerie is actually sheer in the catalog, you know show the product for what it is, like it was the Sears catalog in the 70s we all jerked off to, that couldn’t afford to airbrush out the nipples at least not fully…

Because underwear that is sheer, should have bush that is visible and I’m just made it is not bigger…thicker…matted…wetter…but loving it none the less….good job guys…keep up the good work..

Posted in:Ines Melia|Juliette Dol

2016

28

Dec

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

I had a conversation recently about Jessica Alba, not because I care about Jessica Alba, I mean I respect her Mexican elasticity in her skin allowing her to bounce back after birthing a few times, and I respect that she’s not haggard despite her vagina possibly telling a different story….but because people think I have some insight on why her organic, that isn’t even organic, honest, but not that honest company – is worth a billion dollars, and why she was a figurehead that people embraced, since her celebrity was always flimsy, her movies all fucking garbage, and her vibe always just the “hot girl”….and I don’t have the answers, it happened, blame the internet, or her executive team that was rich, funded, hired the best staff to make it happen, and I don’t care if she’s worth 100s of millions of dollars, she was rich to begin with and more zeros won’t do much more than feed her ego…and ultimately – none of this matters, life is just a distraction before death, as we wait to die, some people think a line of e-commerce products is how we should spend our time, others think slowly killing yourself through drugs and alcohol is how we should spend that time, but either way – same outcome – so I choose doing the lazy, and I have a feeling so does ALba, she just has people around her doing the work for her, a Mexican with Mexicans…living the life…

Anyway, years ago she was in a bikini on all fours, I’m too lazy to find those pics, and here she is a mom in a one piece…not on all fours, but showing off the product of being on all fours while homies busts nut in her….and it looks better than it should…I mean I guess when you have all that free time letting people run your business for you…you can go to the gym, I mean she’s a celebrity from when it mattered, you can’t expect her to hustle much for anything but trying to look good….

I like her mini cameltoe…and ass….she is good…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

28

Dec

Sofia Vergara – Vacation Tits of the Day

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Sofia Vergara with Tits that You’d wish were your Sofa, and that are big enough to be your Sofa, but that probably smell less like old smoke, death from the guy who they found dead on it before you got it off the FREE section on Craigslist, and your wife’s vile and disgusting sweat….is an interesting story…

She’s an illegal that snuck into AMerica with her child and never left, but somehow managed to become some kind of correspondent or some shit for her Native Colombia, that intern allowed her to meet TV producers from LA, while living in Florida, who figured “we need a Spanish immigrant for the huge Spanish speaking population to relate to, let’s take on this one, because she’s forcing me to after seducing me with her tits”…or my other storyline for her, the late bloomer in the industry, who has pretty much buttfucked the industry that wants to and probably have buttfucked her, literally in her ass, romantically for jobs…and not in her paycheck that we can assume is absurd….is that her family runs the cocaine in Colombia, hollywood loves Cocaine and somehow along the way the two collided and said “GIVE HER WORK”…

Either way, she’s won, and in winning, she’s on vacation with them MONSTER tits….

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Vergara