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2016

28

Dec

Jourdan Dunn Ass Stretch Marks on a Small Booty of the Day

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I would say that Jourdan Dunn looks like a skinny, bikini clad, neanderthal walking along the beach, like pre-human primate man, but then people would call me racist, assuming it has everything to do with her blackness, and nothing to do with her ape-like posture…making you people the fucking racists – not me….

I’ve just looked at enough evolution of man diagrams to know she’s got some fucking dragging her knuckles going on,, and maybe it’s just a misuse of the paparazzie, maybe she should be on all fours, spread eagle or some shit, you know she is a VS model, what the fuck is this bullshit, we can see her more naked – in their photoshopped catalogs…I feel robbed..

What ever happened to paparazzi climbing into people’s fucking hotel rooms to capture them shitting, or other really scandalous shit, instead I get “here’s a model you’ve seen half naked, half naked, but not posing, go jerk off to her if you can, or use this as a reminder that you can google her in paid photos doing better poses”…fuck that..

I want scandal, I want humilation, I want paparazzi pics that make these narcissistic garbage humans want to kill themselves in shame..where is the disruption, the flavor, it’s all so fucking lame….

But here are the pics anyway.

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2016

28

Dec

Izabel Goulart Seducing Us with her Beach Strip of the Day

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Izabel Goulart – the Brazilian fitness tank, who spends her entire year living in Brazil working out, doing erotic fitness videos on instagram – that have little to no value or purpose, at least not in terms of fitness….

But that you can jerk off to…and maybe if you do that long enough you will get in shape, heart rate up, burn calories, but we all know you’ve done it long enough, multiple times daily, because it is your only joy, your only friend, and that you’ve lost jobs, friends and real actual sex because of it, to know that it will probably lead to you getting fatter and more pathetic and useless…..not fit…like Izabel Goulart…

Well, other than doing the VS infomerical once a year, she does very little else, but here she is in St Barts, the richest of islands for FANCY people, and she’s doing a little stripteasae on the beach, to show off that body she works so hard for…it is all she has…and thank god she has that – because I like staring….

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2016

28

Dec

Bella Thorne Looking Amazing of the Day

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I like the acne ridden, pocks so big it looks like she’s a meth addict clawing at her face, all big headed in both size and attitude, wearing her pajamas or what some people would call her period pants, that are strategically ripped, because it’s style, but I would argue strategy in ripped clothing has more of a easy access to crotch…it doesn’t need to be a big hole, just big enough to get a finger in….she’s a redhead, redheads are horny, she’d probably appreciate that…and maybe that’s why she’s got her beanie in front of her cunt, you know cuz it’s been dripping so hard…all fucking mentally fucked up being a young slutty celebrity her parents cultivated and exploited…

I’m into it..and would do the same thing if I had kids, because if we can learn one thing from Dina Lohan, Michael Jackson’s dad, Beyonce’s Dad, Jessica Simpson’s dad…and Britney Spears actual meth looking trailer park dwelling monsters…it’s pretty lucrative..I’ve said meth twice in this post…I think I need a hit….

All this to say…Bella Thorne is a child star I’m excited to see explode in some nebula of amazing…in the mean time…I’ll think about all the other pics of her where she’s not in oversized sweat gear…

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2016

28

Dec

Cami Morrone For Love Magazine of the Day

Cami Morrone was smart enough to get involved in some Love Magazine bullshit, that is their “advent calendar”…that lacks concept, that they think is clever, that uses it girls or aspiring it girls, and that out of 28 days I’ve though two were worth watching, and sure I’m a hater, I hate before I see this shit, but I force myself to watch them in completion to really solidify that I hate the people in the shit, the vibe, the whole fucking thing…

So Cami Morrone was cast at the tail end of their biggest marketing push of the year, and she is in lingerie, her body huge titty and amazing, and they are recreating a scene from blade runner…and it’s terrible..it’s like why remix somehting that is fine just the way it was, it’s not good, or clever…it’s just lazy…

It’s like when Love hired their fashion video people they said “Pitch us ideas”…and this particular dude said “I’ll do movie scenes”…not Holiday Scenes…just scenes that don’t need to be redone…because it will be starring a girl who can’t act…in lingerie…and anything with a girl in lingerie is good…

Cami Morrone has a banging body, my biggest fail is that she was filming a movie in montreal all fall and I didn’t track her down and throw my semen on her…because I am old, barely have semen, and because that’s considered sexual harrasment…and more interestingly…she’s Robert DeNiro or Al Pacino’s stepdaughter or some shit…and I love stepDaughter’s with huge tits….making her pretty fucking priveledged and annoying, but with tits like this and not being a Hadid or Kardashian…I am a fan of hers…for now…

It will take a few more vapid, shameless, attempts at celebrity…making bullshit noise…in a world that doesn’t need more noise…to officially hate her…

But I do hate these Love Magazine videos…a lot..and that’s what this is about..

Posted in:Cami Morrone|SFW

2016

28

Dec

Tallia Storm See Through Bikini in Barbados of the Day

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Tallia Storm is apparently some 18 year old Scottish Singer, which would make sense – because of her total misuse of her earning as a Scottish singer, including but not limited to that LV purse, are you fucking joking, this troll looking 18 year old is walking the beach for the paparazzi wearing the dumbest fucking purse ever…I feel like I’m watching the trailer park trash at Marshalls fighting for something that says POLO on it, so they can be like rich people to, only this one…is theoretically a rich person….

But I do appreciate that she’s wearing a see through top for the paparazzi, like other people in the UK< they know, shamless titty flash is the way to get where you need to go..just ask every Glamour model, reality star, Rita ora around...they'll tell you...UK paparazzi and tabloids love the titties... Making me a fan...cuz 18 year old fresh nipples are never a bad thing, they haven't expired yet....but confused at what I am looking at...just not a fan of her music...because here's her garbage music...I just listened to and I hate that she exists...

But here are her tits in a see throuhg thing – that don’t offend me one bit…keep it coming scotty…

Posted in:SFW|Tallia Storm

2016

28

Dec

Babe on Bench Does a Scratch and Sniff and Other Videos of the Day

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Snake In Toilet in Thailand – Worst Nightmare..

Dude Catches Wife in Bed with another Man – Is Not Happy

Woman Gets Robbed – Chases RObbers on Foot

Man on Stage Dies of Heart Attack

Kids Smoking Weed

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

28

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I realize it is 2 pm and I am only posting my morning hangover dump now, but I figure no one gives a fuck about the site, I do this in some OCD, this is my routine way, and I’d like to say I am late because of something exciting, you know threesomes, orgies in my palace, a hangover that led to me being found in a ditch….actual death, suicide or illness…but the reality is – the internet wasn’t working….glamourous…internet not working…because in a fucking cabin in the woods…surrounded by fat french trash eating all fucking day…yet no one them ever have strokes…I don’t get it…resilient people…

I need a strip club, and here are some links…

6 Year Old Drew Barrymore Looks A Lot like 500 year Old Drew Barrymore – But 494 Years Younger
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Drake and J.Lo Confirm Their Relationship
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Kate Beckinsale Hot in her Underwear
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Dominos with Bricks
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Elf Recut as a Thriller
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Erotica
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Kelly Bensimon – Bikini
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The Best Death of 2016 – Definitely Alexis Arquette
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Father’s Video Proving Santa Exists to his Daughter…..Maybe He Should Invest in a Better Tree
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UFC Trash Talking 2016
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2016

27

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you want to get a girl from TINDER to have anal sex with you, you probably shouldn’t tell her all the things you are going to use as lube when you fuck her ass, including egg yolk, especially when you know she’s a vegan…plus everyone knows the best lube for anal sex is no lube…just ask George Michael….

But then again, Anal is always better in theory, not in dick covered in shit practice…

Here are some stepLINKS

Taylor Swift Blows a 96 Year Old
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Carrie Fisher is Dead
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Poor Panda in Captivity Takes Anger Out on Snowman
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This Man Who Wears Dresses is Hilariou
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Iza Goulart Short Shorts
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Baby Monkey Befriends Goat
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Cindy Crawford’s 15 Year Old Model Daughter in Bikini
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Ariel Winter – FAT SANTA
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Alien Convenant Looks Great
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Weird Dutch Stripper Movie
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Kylie Jenner – Naked Video
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Longest Jerk Off Arm Ever
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Ariel Winter – Slutty Santa
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Iconic Deli is Closing
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Kate Beckinsale – Turtle Neck
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Very Disgusting Nip Slip
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Stella Maxwell in a thong
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Scott Eastwood is Banging Charlotte McKinney
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Kim and Kanye Have Expired
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Gigi Hadid in Her Lingerie
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Rat Cow’s Naked Christms Card
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The Reason Drive Through ATMs Feature Braille
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The Furniture Farmer is Legendary
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41 Dad Jokes
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Chicks in Bikinis and the Best of GoPro
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Amateur Asian with a Smile
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Fat Chick Fails
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Ass Implant Goes Wrong
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Naked Santa Helper
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ANother Naked Santa Chick
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Naked Chick from the Czech Republic
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Girls Who Don’t Need Boyfriends!
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Zora Banks Black Mesh Dress….
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

27

Dec

Suki Waterhouse and Immy Waterhouse Still in Bikini of the DAy

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Suki Waterhouse is a model who looked 12 years old when Brad Cooper was violating her – as the womanizer he was – before leaving her for Irina Shayk – the Russian who takes and gets what she wants – including her uterus filled with his fetus….leaving Suki to fend for herself and run to places like Barbados with her rich family…because she’s a rich kid…

So she may have cheated on Brad Cooper throughout their time together – maybe she ended it – becasue spoiled girls are like that, they take what they want when they want it and have no souls while doing it…maybe she maximized the press she could get around being the hole he sticks his HANGOVER dick in….but I could be just making shit up – based on the rich fat women I’ve fucked because they were trying to piss off their actual boyfriends – because they know they are only worth their trust fund / bank account and that’s why we’re all with them…but me more drinks and pay for my mean porker…

I think the most interesting thing in all this is her sisters tits in the bikini (she’s the greenish blue top/white bikini)….her name is IMMY…and I want to IRINA SHAYK her…fuck Suki the scenester trying to make it as a model, and really this one may be doing that also, but I always like the underdogs, younger sister following in the footsteps, with bigger tits better….they are more fun, better fucks, etc…

Her bathing suit is fucking see through and it is more evidence that she’s the better sister..in the battle of sisters…

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Posted in:Immy Waterhouse|SFW|Suki Waterhouse

2016

27

Dec

Carrie Fisher Death Tribute of the Day

I guess nerds everywhere are having some serious fucking breakdowns…because their princess is dead….in an end of an era, I always thought Carrie Fisher was funny, except on her netflix comedy special – which wasn’t funny at all….

But death keeps happening, it’s all part of living…

The saddest thing in all of it was her dog….

RIP motherfucker…the Carrie Fisher edition….

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