I don’t know anything about her – but i’ve been following her for a long time – along with 7500 other instagram models I follow but don’t really notice, care about, or know anything about…
I just do it for when the nude pics come out – or if fame hits – I can say “I follow her on instagram and have since before she was famous enoungh for her nude pics to hit the forums I rip my content off of…”…
So she’s a model, singed to IMG, which is a pretty big agency that deals with actual models….so I guess she’s more than just an instagram whore doing it for likes and follows, but they all do it for likes and follows – that leads to getting paid…
Now we’ve seen her tits…and they are wonderful….so be happy all these girls keep doing the same damn thing over and over again because it comes with titties..
Lui Magazine made a Calendar…for the 1 percent of the population who don’t own computers, or iphones, the rednecks wrestling lawn furniture who need this on their outhouse wall…..
Perfect demo for a titty magazine, turned fashion magazine that posts nude pics of hot models shot by some now famous, always working photographer….
Maybe they are being ironic, like “no one uses calendars so let’s be 90s and make a calendar”….or maybe it is something the EUROs do…but other than a car Mechanic, or an old creepy masturbating dude, these things are obsolete….but fashion nudes of models are forever…so whatever the excuse or angle…good times.
Phoebe Price and Maitland Ward are some of the greatest examples of never giving up, being resilient, not taking themselves too seriously, and capitalizing on the little celebrity that they have, to get into any and all holidays – where they produce their own brand of slutty content around said holiday, hoping the world or at least their fans promote or talk about them, and we do, because they are perfect….
Both in their 40s, both pre-social media / internet marketing / both still doing it, bringing it, and I’m glad they are both my friends who hate me because I laugh at them…but really I’m laughing with them, as they troll the world with their big old tits that haven’t , at least as far as I’m concerned, but I have low expectations out of life…and I just like all girls with big old tits willing to send me their santa themed erotica to masturbate to…and they don’t need to be shot by paparazzi or excited to be in tabloid kind of girls who had dreams of fame and celebrity…but didn’t bother with actually booking any acting jobs…I’ll take it from anyone…but I still think these women are amazing..
Here’s PP:
Here’s Maitland – Still Riding the Boy Meets World Wave…
Here’s a funny story, Miley Cyrus, a corporately sponsored dancing puppet owned by the Disney Corporation, who is constantly promoting brands, running campaigns, selling merch and product…feels that Christmas is excessively greedy, and materialistic, and should be spent giving the gift of love, and by love she means download all her christmas songs for 1 dollar each on itunes, because her and her team get to keepy 66 cents of each download, and if you get 1,000,000 downloads on Christmas, that’s 666,666 dollars…in one day…so that she can continue to not be materialistic or promote bullshit you don’t need…like the dancing puppet she is…
Call me the grinch but “Christmas” always makes me feel deeply sad. It is filled with so much excessiveness & greed… I just hope everyone gives the gift of love and acceptance this year to not only their own family but those around the globe who don’t get everything they wished for due to life’s unfair circumstances! My parents always made Christmas about others and I hope you find it in your heart to do the same!
These people are fucking delusional…from their big old houses with rooms they don’t use….gotta spend that money somewhere…right…
I don’t know what the fuck Genevieve Morton was thinking when she posted this awkward, terrible, unattractive butt shot…
Why did Genevieve Morton decided to post this really terrible angle of her ass….I guess it doesn’t matter because she did it…..
Maybe she thinks it looks cute, is funny, read that being honest in her content would lead to more followers, but not quite grasping the kind of honest people want….
Maybe she’s back to drinking, or maybe she’s just losing her fucking mind with the whole turning 30, forcing her to release nude calendars, and really trying to put herself out there, as she self destructs….sinking ship…
Throwing shit at the wall as hard as she can, the only way she can, getting naked, and hoping something sticks…but shit like this…bad tan lines on what looks like a terrible ass…a man ass for her instagram….is not the kind of selfie we like…girl needs to get a creative director – too bad she’s too snobby, too egotistical, and thinks she top notch….to actually collaborate on things that could help her….instead she’s putting this crap that is just missing a piece of dangling shit hanging out of her ass by a hair to make it good….
If she wanted ass pictures to go viral…I can think of 40 ideas…involving her ass, that aren’t the sex tape she will probably put out soon enough..that would make this bitch shine…and make this much money but her head is too far up her ass…her weirdly shot ass…to make it work…terrible.
Anastasia Ashley is a surfer, so being on the beach in a bikini all festive with her Surfboard Christmas tree video just makes sense…it’s some mele kalikimaka shit…that makes all of us snow covered assholes feel like assholes because we could just fucking move to Sri Lanka or Thailand or some shit and fuck 12 year old boys while eating pineapples or some shit….you know living the weird fucking dream a lot of British people seem to have…
Not that this video has anything to do with 12 year old boys, other than the firmness of her surf ass, chip a tooth on that shit like it was the spotted Candy Cane you’ve been watching your grandma inappropriately suck on the last 24 hours…all red and white in some skimpy bikini bottom, that has less coverage than most underwear I’ve seen on girls, but the little skirt trim makes it so formal….the kind of thing you’d wear to a wedding, or Christmas church….you know…a dress in the bikini surf world…
So Happy Holidays to you Anastasia Ashley…and keep up those opening shots – they really set the mood!
Love Magazine sucks, it bores me, the people they use are heavily followed, but boring, the content is boring, despite being expensive talent, and the whole thing is fucking garbage…but no one else is publishing a stupid, useless, video of girls half naked rolling around on a daily basis for the month of decemeber…but clearly they should…even I can’t help but post this dog shit
So they did a second video with GIGI HADID on Christmas Eve because she’s top dog right now…..the Palestinian rich kid dream…who is overrated but who nought her fame in an era where you can buy anything…and at least shes’ grabbing her rich girl tits that One Direction cums on…because if you’re gonna mock models, pretend to be a model, get hired as a model, when you’re totally retard looking and not worthy of being a model, but more the rich kid singing karaoke at her over the top party….in a world that celebrates that…garbage.
KENDALL JENNER AGAIN only on Christmas Day – because she’s a gift to no one, not even hot or interesting, but culturally appropriating or mocking some Indian god…in some terribly fucking poses is totally offensive….on Christmas day, in some anti Christmas video that really displays how not hot this cunt is…the funny thing in it is that the credits on the video are more interesting than the video….there was a writer for this? Really…looks like it was more an accidient…
ASHLEY GRAHAM ON BOXING DAY BECAUSE SHE’S FAT….BUILT LIKE A FRIDGE BOX…I GET THEIR FASHION MAGAZINE IRONY>>>
I like to reduce all of Ashley Graham’s attempting to be Jessica Rabbit, with all her big features, like her big manly drag queen face, and massive fat girls ass and tits, to being the loud mouthed, not disgusting, fat girl, in a world that needs fat girls for marketing purposes, because the world is fat, dudes have fat fetishes, even though getting fat is pretty easy to pull off, and easier to own being fat than to lose the weight in an era of fat being some kind of movement…
OMG. This is Blasphemous. A scandal. Terrble. Fame Whore Bella Thorne who fucking lives and dies for social media content – it’s her marketing, her branding, her positioning, her attempt to be relevant to the big investors and casting people in the Hollywood circles – to hire her and live out her parents dream she was cultivated for her entire life….
Like her pervert fans don’t deserve another slutty Xmas pic, all she had to do was lay in bed with slutty Xmas socks, or panties, it’s fucking ridiculous to sit on a stupid shit quality badly lit pic, when you have a fucking iphone and can produce selfie porn all fucking day….
I am offended with the lack of creativity – when her lifeline is this content…this work…and she’s young, at her prime and being lazy….terrible…replace her with the more eager..
I guess Christmas is over…and that makes it the most depressing day of the year. Even though it is the second biggest shopping day since Black Friday and I will not be at the mall watching the poor people do their 40% Christmas shopping….or the poor girls scrambling for deals on panties when spending their VS gift cards they got…even though I should be hired by the store as an in changing room assistant…you know something I would make myself trans to get the job of “Bra Sizer” in a long con…that would work…TITS EVERYWHERE…
Even though iconic Christmas song singing George Michael gives you his heart last Christmas, every Christmas, for your entire adult life has gone and died of AIDS, because sometimes some men have a life that is a little too fun…when involved in dirty man on man things in the 80s….
It is the most depressing day because I am in a cabin in the woods with my wife and her family…and they are all trying to talk to me….making me wonder why they didn’t follow George Michael’s lead and die on Christmas…because the cabin isn’t so bad…it’s the people that are raping my insides…probably something George Michael was into…but enjoyed…
The hightlight of this year’s Christmas spirit was not the joy of giving, or being with loved ones, or trying to recruit desperate widows at church to finance my life…it wasn’t eating cookies and watching Christmas movies…it was waking up late at night on Christmas Eve….like I was Santa Claus…bringing gifts to all the boys and girls….where I went to the fridge and slid my dick inside the Christmas Turkey….making for such a joyous day watching the family eat it…
I am that guy…Here are some morning links…
Everything You Need to Know About George Michael’s Death CLICK HERE
