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2016

24

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I like to think of myself as a Christmas miracle…the worst Christmas miracle ever…

I also like having sex with moms, not because I can fist them, not because I can’t feel the walls of their vaginas – because of passing the baby, even when stapled back to normal tightness, because I can’t feel vagina walls with any girl I fuck..but because they are used to gross shit, so if you shit your self from being drunk, they can clean you…

It is the most wonderful time of year, find recent divorcees, home wreck, celebrate Jesus…the other Jesus….look for the sad, the weak, the lonely….it’s the season of giving…and part of giving is taking…

I am a Christmas lover….and you should be to…people are so fucking easy this time of year…drunk, ready to fuck, depressed…

Here are some stepLINKS..think of it as a shitty gift from me to you….but I like to think of myself as a shitty gift to you….cuddles…

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Victoria Silvstedt White Bikini
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Kristen Steward – Smiles
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Kendall Jenner – Leather Pants
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Chewbacca Singing Silent Night..
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Barack Sings All I want for Christmas is You
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Mariah Carey Does Here Comes Santa Claus of the Day
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US Embassy Does Some Weird Japanese Dance…
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Some Slut Sucking a Candy Cane
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Cameltoe of the Day
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Toilet Santa
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Stephanie Seymour in a Sheer Dress…
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Tiger Woods – Topless Selfie – Weirdness
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The 2016 Conan Staff Holiday Sweater Competition
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Suzuki VS Big Rig
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Rockettes Have to Kick and Smile at Inaugeration or they Get Killed Off like Dina Lohan
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This Day in History – Van Gogh Cut Off His Ear
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Be a T-Rex in this Interactive 360 Video
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Courtney Stodden Has an Xmas Video
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CHYNA was an addict…and had a Dick CLit
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The Secret Chord that Makes Christmas Music
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Lana Del Rey Shopping
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Worst Friends of the YEar…
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Nerf Overwatch….
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Some Slut in a Black Bikini
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This is Chloe Sevigny’s Apartment
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Mrs Claus is a Dirty Bitch
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Nude Model Photoshoot
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All I want for Xmas is a Foot Job
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Alwasy Check Your Surrounding Masturbating Girls
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Monster Tits
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MASTURBATING GIRL
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OH NO – her butt implants are falling off
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Tits Out
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

23

Dec

Mariah Carey Tits Does Here Comes Santa Claus of the Day

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Mariah Carey released a new Christmas video – because I haven’t heard her song at least 14 times today, and not because I listen to Mariah Carey on repeat, I was out in stores and wandering around, going bar to bar, exposed to that song that has probably made her 100s of millions of dollars…so it would make sense she’d release another Christmas song…cash the fuck in….pull them tits she loves showing off out…and be a slutty Santa while her baby daddy – Nick Cannon is hospitalized dying of LUPUS…good mom…

I didn’t watch the video, she’s old, but still pulls the tits out….and sings songs pandering to all you basic idiots…and I think it’s on the same level as Courtney Stodden in terms of shamelessnes…eagerness…and robot tits this is….

But in similar vibe – here’s Courtney Stodden’s Christmas Song video..

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2016

23

Dec

Ariel Winter and Other Mexicans are in Bikinis Ready for Christmas cuz Catholicism of the Day

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Ariel Winter found her angle, that makes her look a good plump that you’d want to bury you face into, because she is 18 and despite being weird shaped, she’s 18….and that by default makes her worth burying your face into…even if she’s weird looking…she’s got fame, money and tits she’s cut off and that keep growing back…and her lack of looks shouldn’t stop you from staring at her ass….

Maybe you Prefer Sofia Vergara….her TV Mom…the one who taught her how tits can get you work, attention, if you put enough work into your whoring, you will eventually win an Emmy…defy all odds…provided you have massive tits and a good marketable accent…

Maybe you prefer – Eva Longoria…the original mexican everyone was obsessed with….and still are – despite her being totally uninteresting, the international market love this white as fuck Mexican….

A video posted by Eva Longoria Baston (@evalongoria) on Dec 22, 2016 at 11:26am PST

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2016

23

Dec

Karlie Kloss Awkward for Love Magazine of the Day

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Here’s some Love Magazine nonsense that is actually Christmas themed which makes sense because it is their 30 days of Christmas advent calendar stupidity that is really just a clever marketing hook, because people like me pick up on the shit, because they feature half naked well trafficked, highly followed, overrated, overpaid cunts they don’t pay to be in this because it’s editorial – but still the biggest thing they do all year.

This pre-xmas-eve video is of Taylor Swift’s real life barbie doll being silly, quirky, funny, showing the world she’s awkward and not as glamourous as she’s made out to be in all her VS work….that no one grasps…because why would she take anything seriously – her job is joke, a scam, ridiculous…and she’s won…

Not to mention, she’s not hot, she’s lanky and weird, and no one expected her to be anything but a clumsy armpit sniffing twat..

MERRY CHRISTMAS..

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2016

23

Dec

Charlotte McKinney Hotel Room Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney doesn’t have a good enough face, or really anything but her tits, to justify any level of celebrity or following, and the truth is she’s not actually considered a celebrity, she was on a reality show because a dude she was fucking was connected and pretended she was an instagram star, even though no one had ever heard of her, tits have that effect on dudes…they fucking love tits…

I just hate knowing that despite her average looks, this rich because her dad is Bahamian and doesn’t pay taxes, she’s a total fucking snob, just annoying…because if was cool and laid back amongst all her fucking low level, average at best, huge titty exploitation, it’d be funny, like a troll..

But instead…you know she’s just another rich girl playing make-belief model, trying to be hot, with her cheesy fucking model poses…and it’s a fucking joke..

What’s not quite a joke is her tits – they are fucking monsters…i want to have hide in my closet…if I had a closet…or under my bed…if it was more than just a mattress on the floor..

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2016

23

Dec

Kendall Jenner Posts Underwear Fetish Pics for Money of the Day

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You gotta appreciate a whore, no matter what her price is, because at least she’s getting paid for what all these other tricks are doing for free..and getting paid is all that matters in this materialistic world, it’s like why not get paid for what you would be doing for free….since it takes a certain kind of hooker to get naked in pictures for social media…like mass mainstream sexting….something so many girls are doing, just not the girls I want to see doing it, because the second a girl posts panties on her social media, or even bikini pics, I see the thirsty, eager cunt she is…and I write her off…and you’d be surprised how many glorious, brilliant, classy, hot women there are out there who don’t buy into the whole get naked on social media…and the reality is, when you get them to bang you, the sex is far more amazing…because they aren’t laying there on their phone tracking likes…

This is a garbage part of our society, but there are still great people who think it’s fucking dumb, and don’t participate….and this Jenner, is a Jenner, she was doomed before she even started, born into it….and getting paid to do it…makes it all the more better….it’s the troll of the century…brands paying girls to sext the world…what….

It’s the low levels that wish they were Kendall that are the fucking problem….either way, let’s help her make that Christmas bonus, delivering that campaign that she probably made well over a million dollars on, even though she woulda done it for free – cuz that’s how thirsty works…

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2016

23

Dec

Random Christmas Sleaze to Get you in the Christmas Spirit of the Day

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When you’re a pervert – you see the perversion in everything. Since internet porn became a thing, everyone is a fucking pervert, more perverted than me because I find perversions boring, I’ve been having them far too long, before it was mainstream….and now all you fuckers are primates who have no decency, who don’t know how to behave, who end up masturbating in public places to releive the build up from your perversion….it’s everywhere…

So posting 100 pics of random Christmas smut – probably won’t inspire you, get you in the christmas spirit cuz you’re already trying to figure out how to bang your family members after one too many drink – by the tree – hoping to not get caught – cuz you’re desensitized – it’s the only thing that turns you on – and luckily for you – so is she.

So here’s a round-up of some Nostalgic XMAS moments.

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2016

23

Dec

Dude with COCK Christmas Lights Asked to Take Down His Lights and Other Videos of the Day

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Mall Christmas Tree Climb

World’s First Christmas Movie – Seems Like a Horror Movie

Drunk Driver VS Airport

Two Kids Steal Scooter – Crash into Truck

Dude Tracks Phone Thif Using Spyware

Interesting Boat Drop Off…

E-Cig Explosion

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2016

23

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw a christmas TRANNY out Christmas shopping at the liquor store- then I saw her again at Victoria’s Secret….like she was following me….she was done up like a 1950s Christmas mom posing next to the Christmas tree….hard to miss….like these bitches…

You know, put together in ways women just don’t put themselves together anymore, really trying to look the part…because women take being women for granted and in this gender fluid world the only womenly people are men who want to be women…

Too bad she was in her 60s, 300 lbs, because with her wig, her lipstick, her mink stole, party dress, heels…and pantyhose…I totally had a childhood school teacher fetish flashback…if only I didn’t have to suck her dick to get to her cheap department store perfume man-pussy…

Tis the season for miracles…

Dubstep Christmas Light Show to Kill Yourself To
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Adult Wrapping EROTICA
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Some Bitch I’ve never Heard of in an Orange Bikini
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8 Bit F1 2016 Video Seems Like a Waste of Time
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Porn Star Gets Raped – But It Doesn’t Count Cuz She’s A Porn Star
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What Makes Christmas Songs Christmassy
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Prince Andrew is a Creeper
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100 Years of Christmas Toys
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I WISH LENA DUNHAM WAS AN ABORTION
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Mistletoe Drones
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Christmas PUGS for PUG Perverts Like ME
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A Picture of Mischa Barton Leaving Jail in 2007
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2016

22

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The magical thing about the Casino is that it is my favorite place to go – especially during the Holiday season. I’m not a high roller, I’m a slot machine player – who has a 10 dollar limit before I stop playing and just sit and watch the often times alone…old…sad….people pumping their welfare checks into these machines….more so on Christmas because they believe in Christ and miracles….and it doesn’t help when one girl on the slot machine 5 feet from you wins 50,000 dollars, someone I assume is an actor the Casino hired, because everyone around starts to double down…

I am addicted…to both wanting to rob old rich ladies by garnering their trust through oral sex and stealing their money….so I can spend time at the casino…as well as the depraved, sad, lonely, pathetic, disgusting slice of humanity that go to the Casino hoping for a dream…that big payout to save their lives because society made them this way….Homeless in training…if not homeless already

That said, highlight of my Christmas shopping was spending enough time in Victoria’s Secret for the security guard to ask me to leave….it was seeing a girl texting and walking right into traffic getting slammed by a car…she lived…but that will teach her to open her fucking eyes and to close her damn instagram counting likes – without realizing no one likes her pics…

Here are some stepLINKS

Dude Gets Kicked off Plane for Yelling at Ivanka Trump the Jew
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Khloe Kardashian in a Leotard – Freaks me Out
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Nicole Kidman – Hot Old – Robot Cowgirl
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Modern Snowglobes
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Irina Shayk Pregnant Mom Tits
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New Photos of an Isolated TRIBE – FRESH PUSSY
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Kylie Jenner Monster tits
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Montreal Homeboy Directing DUNE Movie
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Bella Thorne Single…Before it Even Started
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Cool High Speed Camera Stills
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Monster TITS
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Kate Beckinsale – Hard Nipples
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My Girls Doing Xmas
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Basketball Player Surprised by Military Brother’s Homecoming
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This is the Fucking Gayest Shit Ever…..Pop Music Medley Mannequin Challenge Gayness…but it’s well done…
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16 and Pregnant Star Dead of Heroin Overdose at 23
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Getting Stung By a Bullet Ant
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Lazy Dog VS Roomba
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Helen Mirren Erotica…
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Build a Lego Piranha Plant Because You’re Sad
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Eva Longoria Built Like a Mayan in a Bikini
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Emma Stone Complains About Being Woman in Hollywood
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Bella Hadid – SEE THROUGH
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TOP TV of the YEar
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If Men Breast Fed…..
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Johnny Depp – making aMber Heard the Hooker Pay
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Camping Girl Gets Naked and Gives Lap Dances
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Naked in the Shower
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Busty Chick – Titty Flash
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Cam Girl Masturbates
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Creepy Sex
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Hypnotized by Great Ass
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Great Tits!
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Asian Cream Pie
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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This is an Amazing Gift for Meatlovers and Vegans
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Another Amazing Gift Idea – Two Drinks One Cup…
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VAPE OF THE DAY
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Glass BONGS of the Day
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