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2016

30

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Today….a group of really annoying high school kids, mainly obnoxious dudes, called me gross for picking up my dog’s shit without realizing the real gross is that I feed it to my wife…because I hate her…

But I responded with “funny you say that because that’s exactly what your mom said while shutting you out of her pussy….”…I guess it wasn’t that funny…but “your momma” jokes never are…unless you’re actually fucking their mom and can show them the video of it …but that can get you arrested…there’s just no winning ….

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Hillary Clinton Sucking up to Katy Perry at an Event – Groupies…
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Joanna Krupa’s Big Tits for Poland
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Rosie Jones – NOT TOPLESS
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Arrested for Faking his Own Kidnapping…
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How to Escape Handcuffs with a Coke Can
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Jennifer Lawrence – Tits in a Sweater
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AMy Adams Slutty with Cate Blanchett
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Matt McConaughey Surpises Fans
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24 Hours at the World’s Best BBQ
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Katie Price – Pussy Flash
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Some Slut in a Bikini in Miami
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Hailee Steinfeld On Stage Skinnier and Sluttier than Usual…
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Barbara Palvin See Through
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Bar Refaeli – Big TIts….
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Sara Jean Underwood is Fun
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How China is Changing Hollywood
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Some Random Lingerie Model
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Hunter S Thompson – Strain of Pot
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How Prostitutes Settled in the Wild West…
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Homewrecker Amanda Seyfriend – is Pregnant
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Tom Cruise is the King of Scientology
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LEgo Mustang
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Way Too Many Pics in Today’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Boobs and a Dildo
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MILF Lesbian
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Stormtropper of the Day
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Average – naked and Busty
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Throwback Massive Tits
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Titty Weather Report
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Some Chick Champagne her Vag
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

30

Nov

Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid are Vapid Cunts For a Mall Brand Fashion Show of the Day

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These are two rich girls are disgusting fucking pigs that represent all that is wrong in the world…

They have all the money in the world to live and do anything they want….they have a Palestinian dad who despite the Israeli’s stealing his land like he was a Native America but more Dessert and Arab…who would give them money to do anything they want….whether it’s going to school, becoming scientists, becoming the most educated humans in existence….people who make a difference…who fight for women’s rights…or for other shit that is actually feminist….or even saving sick kids around the world….you know something where they can go off and do good –

But instead they choose to be half naked instagram models…who are both cast to promote some shitty mall brand that makes shitty product in shitty factories in third world countries…that they just sell to the fat middle of the road people….at malls…in the form of an infomercial…that they star in….and it’s all so fucking disgusting, I blame trump…and his lowering of the tax for the 1 percent….so these rich reality show vain pieces of shit can validate themselves with their audiences…in a never having to work, fight or struggle for anything, leaving them with no character, just tits willing to be shown off…in what I feel is them playing make-belief…

I used to watch My Super Sweet Sixteen and it is

Here are some of Fashion Show pics…of Alessandra Ambrsio, Irina Shayk looking like Megan Fox, Bella Hadid looking horse faced, GIGI hadid looking Face Fillered Face, Adriana Lima looking like the Den Mother….and other sluts…like Izabel Goulard all fit as fuck…doing the one job she gets a year…Josephine Skriver looking like she was made in a test tube cuz she was…and Kendall Jenner just take her out back and shoot her like her dad gets shot by loads in his ass….she’s garbage..

Promo model dreams…

SO The fashion show happened – so here’s the bullshit low level informercial before it airs for all your half retards who probably don’t have an internet connection because why else would you watch that shit….there’s so many better things to do with your time – than make garbage made in china brand shit more money….to perpetuate their nonsense…

Lady Gaga is the musical talent because the same basic humans that watch the Super Bowl watch this shit and it’s part of her mainstream mass marketing…and she’s not wearing underwear…cuz she’s punk rock….just check out those tattoos..

Lame Gaga Dance…

Bootleg jenner / hadid / groupie wasn’t invited so she just got slutty for the paparazzi at the airport – knowing she’s jealous and bratty makes it more fun…

Here’s the lingerie…if you can call it that…it’s not hot…i don’t know how anyone could find this hot…all these girls look like garbage to me….

Here’s the instagram round-up….

More….

And videos:

It’s all so repetitive….

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2016

30

Nov

Bella Thorne’s Creepy See Through Pic of the Day

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Bella Thorne is going to eventually lose her mind and start smearing her period or feces all over her dressing room on the shitty TV shows and movies she books…because she’s a celebrity – a hired actor her parents created and sold off – before an instagram hooker who gets naked for likes – because the instagram hooking was just a product of the the acting – it’s the only way to get work – followers…and the only way to get followers….seductive pics…empowering…right…bullshit maybe…but she’s 18 or 19 and that in and of itself is perverted…so perfect…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

30

Nov

MAriah Carey’s Bikini Weirdness in Hawaii of the Day

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Mariah Carey is ridiculous…if you remember her from an era where she was a sugar baby with a voice of an angel – conveniently married to the head of her record label – who was probably 40 years older than her…..you’ll remember she made all this money, was stupid famous and ended up having a mental breakdown, because that’s what these spoiled brats who get buried in success do….then Nick Cannon moved in, knocked up his childhood crush, made babies with her…and she resurfaced in weirdness over and over…..

You know as Mariah Carey a “diva” who was just so over the top, and tacky, who a few months ago had the same woman who had matching Yachts with her last Fiance a Fiance she’s suing for millions because he used her name for business deals or some nonsense cash grab….and now she’s just off the fucking rails with some prop dude that struggles to lift her as she milks him for the paparazzi – obviously intended to piss off her billionaire, generate buzz, and it’s all on the Courtney Stodden level of fame whoring…

This is Mariah Carey, a huge rich starlet…lock yourself in your mansions, this breakdown – although funny and pathetic is just unnecessary…

Fucking rich people…just don’t get it in their shameless, vapid and materialistic attention seeking life…

Weird….but the gay dude’s pretty fucking happy about the whole thing…too bad for menopause getting int he way of K-Fedding her…right..

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THERE are nipples..

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

30

Nov

Ariel Winter’s Big Ass in Leggings and Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ariel Winter is the chubby 18 year old from TV that all you perverts think is hot, even if she’s a little on the dumpy side, because she’s had her sloppy tits rebuilt and they are still huge, with more sensitive nipples that are always hard, and that alone makes her more tolerable, plus she’s 18, despite having had her childhood robbed of her, and her shameless attention seeking is almost depressing, but at 18….even when fat the ass has a level of perk and tightness making it all ok…especially when harnessed into high Spandex count yoga pants…so for you creepy voyeurs who like watching a bitch from TV get into her car…because of the way it make her midget booty pop….enjoy…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

30

Nov

Natasha Poly in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

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Natasha Poly is a pretty major Russian model who is loved by all….or by those who like Russian models because they know they can’t afford them – because Russians are soulless money grubbers who only like expensive shit….especially the models…but you like that there are equally hot girls in Russia – who have lower standards than this one – because they weren’t saved by modeling…

SO Natashy Poly, is married which kinda makes her fucking boring…who wants stare at a mail order bride already spoken for…not to mention overpaid chicks married to rich dudes…living the rich life…that she takes a break from every so often for a huge 1,000,000 dollar ad campaigns….isn’t really all that inspiring to me….you see I like my girls more broken…especially when they have similar beginnings as her…communist, poor, with no running water…excited for anything remotely better than that…they are easier to please…

She’s in Miami for Art Basel, because so is every model, instagram model, basic idiot who all of a sudden likes art, despite art being a lie, but it makes a good story – and you don’t miss out on all the nonsense that is Art Basel…living that life of bullshit luxury…garbage people…

Posted in:Natasha Poly|SFW

2016

30

Nov

Rihanna Nipples in a Shirt Lookin’ Pregnant of the Day

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So Rihanna looks pregnant…as she attends some footwear award show where a shoe she attached her name to – by PUMA won some award they probably paid for – that was innovative because they took the soul of a creeper, if you were a punk in the 80s and 90s or a hipster from 2015 culturally appropriating punks from the 90s…you’ll know what I mean….and since everything is hollywood fame oriented and disgusting…she won…I mean think about how good press will be if she attends the event…especially if she’s not wearing a bra and looking pregnant…so hot…so hype…give her more bullshit awards…like pointy titty of the year…or wide waistline of the week…or crazy bitch with too much money from a shanty of the decade…she needs it for her ego…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2016

30

Nov

Hilary DUff Fitness Inspiration of the Day

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Here’s Hilary Duff – the girl who fucks her trainer – in a pair of leggings popping her hip out in a way that you can see her muscular booty her trainer built on her – like he’s some kind of sculptor, who takes rich and famous empty souls – and builds them up through squats, elastic bands and other nonsense….and her tongue is out in a way that you know she probably licks his ass while jerking him off…as girls do these days…more than they did in years gone by…possibly thanks to be married to a homosexual….but possibly due to porn….

All this to say….I like her lower body strength..

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Kate Moss|SFW

2016

30

Nov

Katy Perry Monster Tits for the Snowflake ball of the Day

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Katy Perry reminds me of a small town washed up beauty pageant queen who works at the hair salon, because she took some body waxing course, you know the kind of dolled up, inappropriately dressed white trash you’d expect to find at the Christmas pageant, wishing for the better life…the actual Hollywood life….where her big tits get you more than just a discount at the movie theatre or ice cream shop where she goes to feel male attention in her otherwise empty white trash life…

Only Katy Perry is actually Hollywood and pulled off the scam…and isn’t white trash at all – but rich as fuck…living her tacky princess life…with her big old tits….at some Christmas event…because that’s what she’s about..

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Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2016

30

Nov

Elle Fanning Spread Legged for C Magazine of the Day

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Elle Fanning is the Fanning that Dakota Fanning’s childhood died for…to have her exist…

These aren’t exceptionally hot pictures, but really what are hot pictures in a world filled with hot pictures…but they are pictures, disposable, no one cares about….

But it seems that people are very in to Elle Fanning, at least I think they are – because her name comes up all the time in the media, and in movie credits, like she exists, she’s a real fucking entity, that people must actually like, I mean why else would she be all over the place…..

Right, because the media is paid off by the movie companies that her parents sold her to, or maybe she’s got the right last name to leverage all the sacrifices her sister made for her, and maybe they are playing that angle properly knowing how this media shit works…..cash in like an Olsen Twin…

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