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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2016

Nov

Bella Thorne’s Cheerleader Ass of the Day

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Here’s a terrifying image Bella Thorne showing the world her ass because it’s Halloween and even when it’s not Halloween that’s what she does…so based on that fact along…I am suprised she’s not spreading her asshole for the world to see, you know to really make a shocking “It’s halloween, look how crazy I am”….but then again she’s from a strategic family who have crafted their kids to be puppets and they know that that asshole shot is worth gold…

There was a time in the porn industry – when an anal scene was an upsell..it was build the girl up for a year or two banging her out and when a cash grab was needed…do anal, but in this internet porn era of all girls doing anal on the first casting call, because porn chicks are porn chicks for a reason, and anal is mainstream….the do it for the same price as vaginal…totally degrading the value of anal…

I guess Belle Thorne realizes the most basic sales tactics in what she does, something these dumb new porn chicks who want to be in porn so bad and think it’s a challenge or achievement to get into porn, when really anyone can do it…they are just dumb….

So no free anus for you, but I figure that makes you want her more and that makes her asshole worth more, because she’s not handing out for free.. Strategic…

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2016

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Accent is Amazing of the Day

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This is so fucking good….

Lindsay Lohan has lost the command of the english language, because she’s an identity crisis, trying to be international….because she pretends that she speaks or understands Greek, Turkish, Italian and Arabic….and in that she has shape shifted her way into communicating like of of her accented friend…because they are the only people who really care about her or put up with her, it’s the Euro love for American pop culture, and she embodies it and fills their rich person life up with great joy….but anyone who knows anything about linguistics knows that after the age of 7, it’s pretty hard to break down any accent you have, you have to really work at it. I went to school with a British kid and an Australian kid and they had those accents until they were in their 20s…and to lose an accent involves serious work…but in this case…it’s not losing her american accent, it’s picking up some weird ethnic broken english, like she didn’t speak english her entire life…

This reminds me of when my Jewish neighbor orders chinese food, or talks to Haitians on the bus, he always rudely speaks to them in broken english as if he’s mocking her…it’s just nonsense…it’s not his real accent, he just thinks they understand him better when he speaks like they speak…even if it’s condescending, borderline racist…and hilarious….

It also reminds me of the Italian immigrants in Montreal, where I live…because they are raised to speak broken Italian at home, broken english at home and broken french at school..making a spot on Lohan sounding accent, only that’s how they speak…that’s not them being a broken down actress…acting…

I think the real highlight of all this is Long Island born, Disney Raised, broken down starlet considers herself “Italian” and “Irish” more than American…despite her parents being the embodiment of American trainwreck…

If anything this is just representative of how fucking lost this soul is…now…show us more tits.

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2016

Nov

Holly Horne Naked of the Day

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Holly Horne is a british “actress” at least that is what she wrote on her not so followed instagram – after much research – because I am an investigative journalist who digs to the bottom of the lies instagram fame whores trying to get famous tell – in their delusional low level – self starting – DIY whoring to get noticed….because they actually believe they are actresses and have the confidence or delusion to say it…in a fake it til you make it – this is a new generation who don’t actually need to have been hired to be an actress…but rather they just “will” it and it materializes…right…

But she’s got an IMDB…which is better than what she had last time I looked her up…and it has 3 credits and they are all shit…but they are still there…so she can now be official on her “acting”…she’s made it…and will just keep on making it…because if she believes…everyone else will…

I guess it is all because she’s managed to get to the 25,000 on the social mark – doing low concept “art” that isn’t actual art…but rather nude pics…because nudity is art..right?….or maybe nudity is just what it’s always been….jerk off material..and art is just what you all convince yourself you’re doing…because whoring for likes sounds less substantial…or less accomplished or refined…

This is a nude shoot, where you can see her pussy lips…cuz she’s an actress…you know just living the life…and letting you watch…even if it seems to be pretty much as contrived as if fucking comes…

For a pervert like me…it’s a good kind of contrived.

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2016

Nov

Best Tits Ever and Other Videos of the Day

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Couple fucks for an Office

Weird Vegan Protest

Fat Chick Steals Candy

Uber Driver Pulls a Gun in New Orleans

Another Fat Chick Steals Candy

Sucker Punch in South Beach

Halloween Fight at Dennys

Dude Stabs a Girl at a High School…the Girl Died

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2016

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to pretend that girls send me nudes – because girls like when old perverts jerk off to them…but the reality is that I only get nudes when girls accidentally slip up on their snapchat due to wet fingers and CC me on the shit….which happens infrequently…but at least once a week…satisfying the half erection I get a week…

So girls…keep on slipping up…Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls in Flannel cuz it is Cold
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Amelia Earhart is BEleived to have Survived for Months on a Desert Island…cool story bro
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Nicole Scherzinger Hot Cleavage
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The Steal your Kids Candy Complitation
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Guy Trained 12 Years to Make This Flip..
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Blac Chyna Will Give Birth on Camera…
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Louis C.K. on Hillary Clinton…
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Girls Reading / Posing with Books is Hilarious
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2016

Nov

stepLINKS of t

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The highlight of my day, besides Lohan in lingerie was when autocorrect wrote “I want to pee in you”….when I was trying to write something that had absolutely nothing to do with peeing in someone…I don’t even remember what it was…but I will say that the model I was trying to send the mood board for a stepGIRLS shoot I was planning on doing never answered…because I guess when someone asks the theme of the photoshoot and you respond with wanting to pee in them…they either get pumped on the opportunity to get peed in…you know maybe create “art” and make more money…or terrified and run…since girls are so uptight…especially when you’re called DrunkenStepfather and trying to convince them to do nude shoots…in this rape culture world of everyone is a rapist…even though it’s the normals you have to fear…frat boys, rich guys, executives…not ghetto, low level, not respected bloggers…even if said low level, not respected blogger invented this genre…no one cares about any of that…they just care about instagram followers…

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Girls in Sports Bras for the Sports Bra Fetishists
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Lena Dunham Monster Nipples
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Rosie Huntington Cleavage at an Event
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Creepy Big Titty Mariah Carey Video
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Slutty Pics of Girls Reading Books
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COCO as a Slutty Footlocker Employee
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Let’s Hope This Kim K Returning to Social Media Leads to her being Shot…
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Remy Gaillard’s Serial Killer Prank
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The One Weirdo who Imitates 16 Voices – Badly….I’ve heard of one them…
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Abigail Ratchford’s Big Fat Ass
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Hot As Fuck Weather Girl
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Jessica Biel in Skin Tight Jeans
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Leighton Meester and Adam Brody
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Hayley Hasselhoff’s Huge Fat Girl Nipple
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Something about Madonna Fucking Black Guys…
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Liz Hurley’s Instagram
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Katy Perry’s Hillary Clinton Costume Terrifies Me
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Cindy Crawford and her Family Dress Up Together for Halloween – Including the Slutty Daughter
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How to Not Die in a Horror Movie…
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Evan Rachel Wood and Thandie Newton NAked in Westworld
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Camilla Luddington is the Slut of the Day
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Celebs Dressed in Costumes…Cuz it was Halloween
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Girls Tugging on their Clothes Erotically
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Brad Cooper May Marry Irina Shayk…Her Spy Tactics Worked
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Cam Girl – Big Tits
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Big Tits of the Day
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More big TITS OF THE DAY
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DUDE IF you didn’t watch this crackhead hates anal video…watch it
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Squirt Squirt – it’s Pee
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Sluts Just Trying to Pay The Bills By Not Working…
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Couple Who Doesn’t Give a Fuck While Giving each Other Fucks on the Beach
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Naked Blonde Chick
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Nov

Lindsay Lohan in her Underwear Because She’s Crazy of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted a picture in underwear..and now I am re-posting the picture for halloween because she’s a zombie…it’s not her fault it’s all the medication and crazy..and no one cares about her looking hot and half naked but me….because I am a very basic lazy person, who is old as fuck and stuck in the past and willing to continue to jerk off to old news, it’s easier, it’s there, it’s familiar, it’s not so magical, but it looks pretty fit, or maybe half dead but magical enough to me…mainly because it has survived this long….and weird enough…this is the highlight of my dad…because Lohan is my spirit animal…and I feel connected at the soul…

Now…Here’s a creepy video of her…

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Nov 1, 2016 at 7:54am PDT

Here she is as Harley Quinn because she’s basic…and has had sex with Joker Face…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

Nov

Tove Lo Topless for her New Album of the Day

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If you don’t know who Tove Lo is…you probably still won’t know who she is after today…but you will have seen her tits…tits you may have already seen before..because she fucking loves showing her tits…but the tits aren’t substantial enough or maybe she’s not famous enough for you to remember by name…even if the whole marketing tactic behind showing her tits is to get known, remembered, seen…so much so that she’s doing topless instagram style shoots…all 70s and grainy…like a vintage playboy shoot from a simpler time…for her album art…

I remember the first set of tits I saw on Album art. It was some lesbianic chick named Liz Phair and it was the 90s when tit pics were few and far between,…so much so that I just would jerk off to that thing over and over again…while listening to lesbian love songs…crying…at where life had gone wrong….

But in this era, an era of everyone’s tits living on the internet in a world of no privacy….because it’s some weird feminist agenda…that you can still jerk off to, but why bother, when there are so many more options to jerk off to…

: BIZARRE – TOVE LO EXCLUSIVE VIDEO STILLS

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2016

Nov

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch the Nipple Edition of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face…has been something I’ve been documenting since I saw her in a teen award show get labeled as “the hottest girl of the year”…and I thought that shit was so fucking corrupt and clearly a fucking lie – because she’s got this mangled, even after plastic surgery face….but she always had a pretty good body…because she was relatively fit, a good tactic when you’ve got a mangled face…not that it’s that bad…I mean I am rough on her…she’s better than any girl I’ve fucked…but the girls I fuck are broken down hookers and not hollywood stars who were on popular shows in their retirement…

But I guess when she deals with that face with a mask or make-up, wearing a see through top while her friends titty grab her…all that ugly watch….mangled face things…just don’t matter….keep up the good work Ashley Tisdale all wild and crazy on Halloween…

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2016

Nov

Elle Fanning’s Brilliant Upskirt of the Day

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THIS IS HILARIOUS….

I didn’t watch Neon Demon, a story of some model who moved to LA at 16 to get swept up by the evil industry, although you’d think it’d be something I’m into based on the fact that I post these bullshit stories everyday….but I do remember when it came out in the early summer…

What I missed was this brilliant picture of her at a premiere – standing in front of some weirdly placed pervert mirror, the kind of design we can assume the dudes who lurk in malls looking for girls in skirts to walk up stairs…to to use their selfie stick rig would have built…

I mean what are the chances of this actually happening…this is almost as good as when girls send me mirror selfies of them masturbating for the mirror..only it’s unexpected, surprise paprazzi gold…the shit that dreams are made of, something more red carpet events need and I’m just bummed she’s wearing panties…it would have been such a better hustle with no panties….why did she wear panties…what a fail…offset by such a win….

Posted in:Elle Fanning|SFWSFW