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2016

04

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Looking Hot for Elle Korea of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is probably pretty old now, but she’s one of the hottest there ever was. You know that cunty, snobby, British looking, tea drinking, uptight, too good for you, too good for anyone really, all fancy and luxurious because she’s rich and knows she’s hot…

But she dates bald guys (if they are rich and famous) and she plays Megan Fox in Transformers movies (pretty low level), and most importantly – she gets naked in photoshoots (like an instagram model who works at the mall) – so it’s safe to say she’s not all that bad…maybe she’s actually kinda down…she’s just got that bitchy face because even if she’s a bitch, we’d probably all eat her shit coming out of her asshole…just to see it coming out of her asshole…she’s great to look at.

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2016

04

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini for GQ Brazil of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is another one of those overrated promo models who sell underwear or used to sell underwear for the billion dollar brand…that paid them well after importing them to America to live the American dream….but she’s old now…and a mom…but I guess that doesn’t stop her from showing off her new tits…semi topless for GQ Brazil…and I’m not hating anything going on here…but I will remind everyone involved that there are 1000s of hotter 21 year olds…so that we can leave the 35 year olds back home by the pool in their LA mansions…to raise their kids with their nannies…there is no need to continue encouraging them to get naked…even if they look good enough naked..they are still moms and this can’t be a good influence on other moms, or husbands.. because I know moms, I see them at the coffee shops having baby play dates…and they don’t look anything like this…so why depress anyone old enough to give a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio with the whole “I have a multi-million dollar contract so I work out all day, when other moms actually do mom things because they aren’t underwear brand promo models”….

I just think we should retire these bitches at 27…why is the legacy of these people so much longer than it used to be…I blame social media…for not letting nature takes it’s course and let people forget them…it’s just relentless…but topless…but nippleless…we need more…not less…I mean less of her…but if you’re gonna put her out there in her last few “races”….make her fucking deliver…

I don’t know why I bother writing this nonsense…

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2016

04

Nov

Chloe Lecareaux is the Future in Grazia Australia of the DAy

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Chloe Lecareaux must be from France…because she was discovered at the Cannes Film Fest…and more importantly her last name is Lecareaux….which is French…and French girls are great, despite being bitches, they love dirty sex, anal on the first encounter but most importantly…they go to beaches topless…and know that tits, aren’t anything to be ashamed of, but unlike feminists..they sexualize everything….French Girls are good..

This one’s been popping up in a few places and she’s fucking hot…I’m a fan of her work and the highlight of this shoot is that I think there’s an “Easter Egg”…in the form of nipple…see if you can find it…we’ll call it…Friday afternoon games….

This girl’s amazing

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2016

04

Nov

Taylor Swift Pregnancy Rumors of the Day

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I was told a long enough time ago that Taylor Swift was pregnant with Calvin Harris’ baby, I’m thinking 3-4 months ago…maybe longer….it was from a reliable source and maybe Taylor Swift’s team was planting a story angling the story…but according to the internet – an actual TABLOID published the story I already knew…months after I knew it…not to say it’s true…or that she is pregnant…but based on her bloated stomach I’d say she is..and most wholesome country girls….who she pretends to be…..but is actually a dirty little nasty girl…who fucks a lot of dudes…she’s going the more HICK route than Jesus loving route…by not knowing who the dad is….that’s what happens when all these dicks fuck you no condom….

Now I don’t know if she’s reproducing, but I hope it helps the world see how much of a lie she is, how manipulative she is, how her PR team is tricking you, how EVIL she’s gotta be to exist….but more importantly..I hope she dies in childbirth…whether actually die…or disappear…cuz she’s had a good run, it’s time to replace her with someone less bullshit and unlikeable…

Either way, here she is at the CMAs being possibly pregnant…hididng her pregnancy…or just fat…but if she is pregnant I want to remind you that I told you first…so listen to me…thanks in advance…you’re not reading this are you?

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2016

04

Nov

Jan Lehner for On The Rocks of the Day

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Jan Lehner is a photographer…not the tits in these pics for what I assume is some gem or diamond or Jewerly company …who aren’t uptight about pretty pictures of naked girls posing with expensive things…this is like the import car show model….or the costco worker handing out samples…but the luxurious jewels version…

Sure half the feminists out there say shit like “I am really against the type of advertising. It’s very misogynistic and inappropriate. I feel like the use of sexualized women’s bodies to sell products is damaging to women’s self esteem and their power in this world”

While the other thinks showing tits an saying “Don’t Sexualize My Tits”…..is empowering, when really just giving dudes what we want….just don’t tell them that…we need the goods to keep on keeping on….

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2016

04

Nov

Sarah Hyland Grabs Her Knees Erotica of the Day

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I have a new fetish that is hardly a new fetish…but that is a reminder of an old fetish…involving a girl grabbing her knees like she’s playing a game in high school gym class, or as I prefer…..getting into position to get railed up the ass while there’s no table to lean on….

She’s lookin’ good, a little Deer in the Headlights, award even…but Sofia Vergara’s taught these girls how to slut proper…and I like the slut…

She did this slutty and weird dance when she hit 4 million followers on instagram….a massive achievement…..to some who care about having an audience…

And she did this dance in a braless top…hard nippled for Halloween…..girl like dancing..

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2016

04

Nov

Liz Hurley Bikini on Instagram of the Day

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Liz Hurley’s bathing suit company must really be going broke, the pressure must really be on, because she’s out there pushing these products like a flyer kid outside the night clubs, trying to people into it….only her nightclub is more of an old folks home, because despite looking good enough in these bikini pics to sell her branded bikinis…she’s old as fuck…

The exciting thing about her is probably that she was an original opportunist sugar baby who found a weird gay-ish actor to link up with and beard….who she stuck with for a long time…because it worked for both their careers…a money loving coattail rider…built on piggy backing off a dude….who woulda probably preferred if you were fucking his ass….

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2016

04

Nov

Creepy Nicole Kidman in Town & COuntry of the Day

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Nicole Kidman is still a ROBOT….that Stepford Wives movie she was in was a documentary based on her experience in Tom Cruise’s Scientology world..where there is enough money to give all the homosexual actors robot wives….unless it’s just her plastic surgery…because she is old…but whatever it is…it’s some freaky shit…..

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2016

04

Nov

Lorena Maraschi Titties For Fashion of the Day

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Lorena Maraschi is a Brazilian model – who I guess is an actual model who is tall and skinny and walks runways…but I can’t be too sure..I am too busy looking at her hipster, weird looking face / tit….it’s not necessarily exciting or interesting…but it’s there..and a nice reminder that so many girls will get naked for this shit…they are about the naked on the internet life…and there’s something magical…not that magical…but magical enough about that…because despite sites like mine dying and becoming dinosaurs of irrelevance…I know there will always be a steady flow of nipple…and I find comfort in that during these uncertain times.

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2016

04

Nov

Hailey Baldwin’s Butt Shot for Attention of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin’s life or relationship with her father must be an interesting one…at least based on pictures of her butt shot for her social media…that you’d expect from someone who really needs the attention or followers…maybe a cam girl trying to make that last 100 dollars for her car payment….or some girl with loose morals who thinks posing like this is empowering, while it is really just shameless and causes other girls to be insecure about their less hot ass, in a “bragging” that her ass is something you can never have but instead can stare at, while being pretty fucking trashy despite having access to the best schools, the best culture, and everything that the general public, who as a whole are far LESS trashy as a whole that her, even the garbage drug addicts with herpes dripping off their faces in middle America eating a bucket of cheese puffs….than this “model”….bullshit….lie…nice ass though…

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