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2016

14

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my day was walking behind some 30 year old chick in spandex pants who kept compulsively picking her underwear out of her ass. At first it was subtle…and she seemed nervous or uncertain about it…but then it got more and more intense…like she was alone despite being on a busy street and I’m pretty sure she got wrist deep….

The second highlight was meeting a girl with a pug, because I have a pug and I communicate with them on a spiritual level…and I felt compelled to show her and her mom pictures of my pug…like they care…you know pug people are weird…and when I busted out my phone, I lost their trust…with the first three pics of spread assholes that popped up as I dug for the pug….

As I reflect on my day….my life is pretty pathetic…but apathy and alcoholism makes me not care…and you don’t either…you only care when I post tits – you disloyal using fucks.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Slutty Mirror Selfies Featuring Alexis Ren
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Bella Thorne Says the Studio Thinks She’s Too Bisexual
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Random Hot Chick of the Day
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Shailene Woodley on Being Arrested Fighting the Pipeline
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People Have Boners for Emma Stone in Vogue
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Miranda Kerr’s Security Guard Shoots an Intruder on her Malibu Property.
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Slut I’ve NEver Heard of in a Bikini
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Sofia Richie is Trash and Dresses like a Sloppy Tit Porn Hole
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Lindsay Lohan is Opening a Nightclub
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Surprise Chicken in the Trunk
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Solid TRUMP Groping Melania Costume at a UK Halloween Party
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Alexis Ren in a Bikini
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Hot Slut of the Day….is This Slutty Goddess
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Emma Stone on Gender Equality…Brat…
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Kristen Dunst – hard Nipple!
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Celebs for Halloween
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Trump on Khloe Monster Kardashian
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Ali Larter in a Pink Dress
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Lizzy Cundy and Her Pussy Flash
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Jessica Lowndes in a Tight Dress with Big Tits
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Corey Feldman is Sorry for Disgracing America
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Kimberly Garner Legs..
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Sluts at an Event
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SOME SLUT IN A DRESS
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Victoria Justice Legs…
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Taylor Swift Has Recruited a New Friend…
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Slutty Things that Jiggle
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Awkward Moments in Cuckolding…
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More Random Tumblr Porn
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Free Cam Girls For YOu To Fall in Love With
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Naked with FLowers
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Asian Sucking 5 Feet of Dick
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Throwback Milla Jovovich Nude
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Hot Naked Chick…
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So Many Hot Naked Girls
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Shower Tits
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Caught in Public
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Romantic Fist of the DAy
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

14

Oct

Ariel Winter Butt Shot of the Day

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This is an interesting take on Ariel Winter, the 18 year old round faced, round bodied, round titty thanks to getting them rebuilt due to being sloppy as fuck at a young age….In some fetish boots, titty out, spread legged from a low angle to not make her look like the fat keebler elf she is…you know sold to hollywood by her family and now navigating things on her own..doing it in the best way possible..half naked…even if I am not into her weird shape, I can appreciate a half naked young girl who doesn’t need to be half naked but who is doing it because she wants to…for the fans…that we can safely assume are all creepy old guys that just like the smell of a broken girl’s youthful asshole…they even pay more for that…

If you are more into her spirit animal….Sofia Vergara who raised Ariel Winter when Ariel Winter’s mom was out at the club spending all her Ariel Winter modern family…money when they could because she was under 18….here she is….with her tits…looking pregnant…

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2016

14

Oct

Britney Spears in Shorts of the Day

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Britney Spears is in shorts. Who gives a fuck.

Anyone who is into seeing a Britney Spears now, not a Britney Spears then, has their priorities all fucked up…because if you’re into a Britney Spears now, for more than just navigating ways to K-Fed her a second time….something that would be so hype you could even jerking off to the idea of it…you’d still be doing that to her first album music videos, not this..you see because fantasies often times get ruined by reality…something I experience every time I open my eyes during sex.

Everyone knows K-Fedding her would be impossible, her team of handlers, including her parents have their grip on her…and won’t fucking let go…

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2016

14

Oct

Joanna Krupa Naked of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is hot…shameless….fully naked on her instagram…but hot…and I guess when that’s all you’ve had going for you, all you’ve ever done in your career, no matter how stereotypical hot you are, or how lame your fake tits are, you have no choice but to maintain it as long as possible and show it off as long as possible – because the people who care, who are already following and sucked into her, only want this shit from her…and the people who don’t know she exists, the majority of people, who have never heard her name sure as fuck won’t be jumping on now…it’s near the end of the line and the audience that’s there is the audience that will be there til death of til her sex appeal dies…there’s nothing that will make her get famous now, she peaked now it’s maintaining…and this is what they want…Old lady that is still hot ass…maintaining…

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2016

14

Oct

Dakota Fanning in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Dakota Fanning in a tight dress…is probably less exciting to most of you sick fucks than Dakota Fanning when she was first sucking dick to get into the industy – you know the old casting catch hustle all these girls go through – you know back when she was 5.

Or maybe she was more the pawn or the tool in her mom’s hustle that involved the dick sucking – keeping this one coddled, protected and earning…sacrificing her childhood…but that’s ok…there was a bigger purpose here…money…

Now, in this tight dress, there’s no way she’s not a brat, fucked up, delusional and all those other good things that come with being a celerity by 10…..and that makes her all the hotter…like this girl is probably a lot of fun when she lets loose or has some kind of episode that all these girls have – since growing up hollywood fucks you up..not to mention she knows the tricks to get the part…and we like those kids of tricks…good things to come…to this ass…in a tight dress..

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2016

14

Oct

Milla Jovovich for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

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Milla Jovovich lives. I stopped paying attention to her 15 years ago when I found out she was actually raised in America. It took a lot of her ethnic appeal, you know mail order bride born during the cold war, escaped via modeling, or by climbing the Siberian mountains..that she almost died doing….before landing a movie role in the Fifth Element….a movie that people still dress up as for Halloween…

My memory of Fifth Element is getting a fucking handjob in a drive in theatre by some fat chick – thinking – why couldn’t I be getting a hand job by that orange haired goddess…only to imagine orange hair on this pig giving me the handjob – giving me a visual of a terrifying Ronald McDonald’s if he actually ate McDonalds vibe – before clowns were terrorizing people in the USA….they were terrorizing me…

I still came on her and ended up marrying her…so in ways the Fifth Element and Milla Jovovich ruined my fucking life…and I guess ruined hers by having a bunch of kids…but here she is now..VOGUE UKRAINE…making moves like old times…

Posted in:Milla Jovovich|SFW

2016

14

Oct

Em Rat Cow Works Them Tits of the Day

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Hey look everyone it’s the fame whore Emily Ratajkowski not fucking David Fincher and Ben Affleck to get into the movie Gone Girl…that was so two years ago and SO IS EM RAT COW…doing fame whore stunts featuring some of her tits…not all of her tits…but still her tits…and it’s so exciting – but not really – because this is what she does…

I’ve been documenting her existence for as long as she’s been around and I will say, that there is no glory in being the second person to ever post Em Rat Cow pics early on in her career….in fact there is no glory in anything I do here…ever…and even if there was glory in posting her tits early on in her titty career…I wouldn’t realize it – as I feel pathetic doing this everyday…almost as pathetic as Em Rat Cow should feel being so typical, basic, and obvious in her exhibitionism….

I don’t know what high concept nonsense these selfies are supposed to represent, but I’m gonna go with she’s trying ever fucking angle she can to get noticed…it got her in a movie once…or twice…so I guess she’s just gotta keep the tits alive…in our minds…because she’s so close to being a somebody…despite still being a “who the fuck are you talking about” to almost anyone I mention her name to…

Not household, not interesting, but tits…with instagram model hopes and dreams and accomplishments…

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Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2016

14

Oct

Charisma Carpenter in Bikini of the Day

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I assume anyone who visits this site knows who Charisma Carpenter is…we are just that pathetic…

Well, the amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter isn’t that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…and Buffy the Vampire Slayer was their fucking jam…so she’s like some some fucking golden pussy they

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 45, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini…all half naked and casually spread eagled…what a naughty girl…you naughty girl…

Posted in:Charisma Carpenter|SFW

2016

14

Oct

Chanelle Hayes Glamor Model Gone Obese of the Day

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Chanelle Hayes is another stripper who never was, because stripping is immoral and for trashy UK girls, while getting topless for magazines that walk the fine line of porno, is just marketing and self promotion…

She may not have made it as an actual celebrity or model, but she was a Glamour model who made it onto UK TV like Big Brother…but more importanlty she made it to the grocery store, the fast food restaurant, the all you can eat buffet….something that would normally destroy a woman who was seen as a “hot model”….but instead – she owns it and she can own it…because in the era of fat models that people are buying into and loving it…she can get away with it…and in the era of Glamour models…she’s probably got a soccer playing husband already…who finances this pit of a stomach….that is just always hungry…

I like these pictures because the dialog going on in my head of what is going on in her head and she grabs what looks like 6 lbs of fatty flesh…is a where did it all go wrong…but the reality is the dialog is more “this looks good, I wish I could deep fry it…yummmm”….fat people…so vile.