DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2016

07

Oct

Eileen Kelly Instagram Model Sex Ed Blogger in Underwear of the Day

Eileen Kelly is known as KLLERANDASWEETTHANG and I know a lot of dudes who follow her on social media because she looks 12…and gets half naked…because dudes are perverts and like young looking things…and girls like being half naked for those perverts and if you call them out on it – they’ll call you a slut shamer and start some sort of SEX ED blog to empower women to own their sex and be the slut they want to be – and to do it in lingerie photoshoots that look like every other instagram photoshoot..but you can stare at it and sexualize her and be a “slut shamer” as you jerk off to her youthfulness…and nipples…

Good times, keep sexualizing yourself to prove you’re not sexualizing yourself…so edgy…so basic…but hot enough for me..thanks porn for creating this generation of perverts…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS GALORE

Posted in:Eileen Kelly

2016

07

Oct

Alana Champion is Lily Rose Depp’s BFF of the Day

No Comments »

Alana Champion is apparently Lily Rose Depp’s BFF, they are always together, look the same, and I hope this one is 18, not 16, because some photographer and magazine called GALORE published these pics of her…because they are on top of the current social media trends…

I wonder what life is like for some spoiled brat white girl tween, who is marketed as Lily Rose Depp’s friend. It’s the Nicole Riche of her Generation..

But she’s in underwear and she is all edgy and dark in the content she produces, all shot on film looking 1970s Larry Clark…or indy film…cowboy hats and lingerie level erotica…which I dig….it’s like the grainy porn I liked before porn and instagram models turned glossy, cheesy and cheap…

She looks too young to be looking at half naked…but it’s the porn generation..so do what you gotta do with this…

Posted in:Alana Champion|SFW

2016

07

Oct

Dakota Fanning in Vanity Fair Italy of the Day

No Comments »

Dakota Fanning is in black and white for Vanity Fair Italy…black and white makes shitty digital pics look all artistic and conceptualized…the filter of fake artists everywhere…which is appropriate because Dakota Fanning isn’t an artist…she’s part of the mainstream Hollywood empire…and she was trained to bullshit her way through it…when really she’s just been exploited by the industry…or by her parents making her a little earner who still jumps on the bed to try to connect with the youth that was robbed of her…that made her a little creepy robot…

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|SFW

2016

07

Oct

Rihanna Hard Nipple of the Day

No Comments »

Rihanna has a hard nipple as she culturally appropriates dread locks from the slaves….sure you can argue that she’s an island girl…she’s black…she’s bred and grown out the slaves of Barbados…her ancestors worked the plantations…they may have died on the plantations…they may have invented the dreadlocks while being beat and exploited by the white man that brought them to the island to work for free…making her of all people the kind of person who can wear dreadlocks without the social justice warriors attacking her…especially since like her ancestors…she too was a slave to the music industry…and the white man, the jewish man and all the other people she’s made stupidly fucking rich along the way…because if she’s sitting on 100s of millions of dollars, some motherfucker’s made more that that off her…but I like to see her as white washed, on some Halle Berry shit, that accent doesn’t fool me…at your country club…for high tea…

Hard nipple though..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

More of her fake dreads…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2016

07

Oct

Grace Hartzel is NAKED for Document Journal of the Day

No Comments »

Grace Hartzel seems to be another one of these fake feminist models….who is still a model – which is the opposite of feminism…but it’s trendy to claim to be a feminist because it adds substance to their vapid and relatively useless existence…because something they may not know – but should – is that their job is replaceable, there are thousands of girls trying to do the same thing in front of the camera…it is called INSTAGRAM…

So she pretends she’s a feminist artist, at least I am basing that on bush, because I love bush and like to track it, even though I don’t think bush is a feminist thing, it’s not an empowering thing to no go to a BIKINI waxer….

So positioning the bush as more than just a bush to add value to what she does in her life as a model…which isn’t much substance…at least nothing good for women…but it is a job that exploits women, the objectifies women, that pays women based on looks, and that promotes sweatshops, superficiality, pretentiousness…fake art…fake people…drugs…and an exclusivity…that you’re not invited to because they are models…and aren’t down to earth at all…but their bush…that they think is some superhero cape, and that I like to stare at…attempts to paint a different picture…

I can see past how full of shit she is…because all I see is bush…and hope her influence tricks other people to BUSH…VOTE BUSH…

Maybe I’ve looked into this a little too aggressively…

Posted in:Grace Hartzel

2016

07

Oct

Lara Stone Nude for CR Fashion of the Day

No Comments »

The nice thing about nude pics is that they last forever…long after the girl in them is old, dead, fat, retired or locked in a basement somewhere by a fan..because they may have fans…

But the nice thing about Lara Stone is that even when she’s old, dead, fat and retired and should be locked in the basement…she’s nude and we don’t need the nude pics to last forever….she keeps bringing them…

I don’t like Lara Stone, she’s a cunt, a snob, she think she’s better than she is….but she’s still showing tit….

Posted in:Lara Stone

2016

07

Oct

Charlotte McKinney Big Fucking Tits of the Day

No Comments »

Charlotte McKinney has big tits…and since it’s the only thing interesting thing about her and amazingly she’s showing them off in a tube top at a trendy spot in LA where she knows the paparazzi will be – that is no where near where she lives in Malibu, but worth going out to, because as a bitch who doesn’t know what work is, or what it entails, this is her way of feeling productive…and since people like big tits…here are the big tits…that don’t matter…but that are the only reason she exists.

TO SEE THE REST OF CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

07

Oct

T-Rex in the Florida Hurricane of the Day

No Comments »

Apparently this T-Rex thing is a thing, so it’s only natural that the bros in Florida who aren’t on Bathsalts eating, homeless man eating, Black man shooting, weird sex offending sketchy Florida Crime, but rather the kind of guys who hang out in Golf Courses, who were date raping in midwest frats before getting a medical device sales job in Florida, living the suburban life when they can miss out on the cold weather, all white washed like the Fort Lauderdale strip where the HOOTERS is….are running around in the Florida Hurricane….which I guess is LOLZ…to many…but not to me, because I am dark and want to see them taken the fuck out…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

07

Oct

Jennifer Lopez Taking a Shit Face of the Day

No Comments »

Jennifer Lopez is walking around in workout clothes like a typical mom in her 40s…with a billion dollars…who shameless promotes herself as slutty as she can…like she’s not in her 40s…because she’s got the Hispanic vote, and they’ll support her through anything and everything she does, she’s been riding them hard forever…exploiting them even…all while trying to feed her own inflated and annoying ego…to get their feedback on her still being hot….because when you have all the money in the world…having and maintaining some level of sex appeal…is all that matters…

I am not into her, but I am into her face looking like she’s taking a shit, it ties into her big old filled up diaper looking ass…in spandex.

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|SFW

2016

07

Oct

Claire Danes So Called Cleavage of the Day

No Comments »

Claire Danes has so called titties at some event for those of weirdos who watched My So Called life in the 90s, and I assume it was all of you, because the average age here is pervert 46 year old, because I am the only one here…I am all of us…

That said, I didn’t find the 90s girl in the ill fitting clothing, hot, it reminds me of horrible time in sex appeal…and Claire Danes and her whining about Jared Leto wasn’t hot to me…but the 90s is back and all these sluts, the instagram whores are pulling that 90s jam, dressing 90s, while being far sluttier than 90s girls who were the worst, making the 90s resurgence involve more 18 year old orgies than my 18 year olds orgies…that didn’t exist…like Claire Danes and her so called tits…

You like how I rounded that one out….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Claire Danes|SFW