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2016

04

Aug

No One Told Mariah Carey Her Dress is TOo Tight of the Day

Mariah Carey is rich as fuck. She’s got a team of people who follow her everywhere. She’s famous, a star, a huge deal..she’s fucking Mariah Carey…and her fiance, who we can assume is also fucking Mariah Carey is a billionaire…with resources that could prevent her getting into a dress like this but maybe he’s some kind of prevert who likes a roley-poley bitch busting out in every direction because in the 90s, she sang great hits a generation was built on…

Maybe this is embracing being a hooker who made it – thanks to a voice – in a world where she once went crazy but now feels good and doesn’t give a fuck….or maybe this is part of that fat is beautiful – don’t body shame – bullshit – but either way – it is fucking terrible to look at….

But then again, I am a body shamer…

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2016

04

Aug

Pervert of the DAy and Other Videos of the Day

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Road Rage Biker Meets Karma

Cop Uses Force on Black Woman

Front Flip Gone Wrong

Drunk Man Jumps Off Cliff

Civilian Helps Cop

Throwback Thursday – Girl Pisses on Counter

Sleeping Gas Station Clerk

When Inmates Attack

Bottomless Woman beat for Sleeping with another Woman’s Husband

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2016

04

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Whenever I see a girl buying cut pineapple at the grocery store- I know exactly what she’s up to…so I look at her and smile and she turns away bashful or maybe disgusted that I’m smiling at her in a creepy way – that assumes she’s buying pineapple for her pussy taste when she’s being eaten out – without realizing that maybe she just likes goddamn pineapples and maybe it is for her breakfast smoothie….

Half Naked Hula Hoop Girl
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The Exact Moment Jared Leto Fell in Love with the Elf Coat He Wore to the Squad Premiere
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Lohan’s Fake Baby Strory
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Drunk Passenger Taken Out By Pilot
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Rita Ora Sports Bra
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Girl Demonstrates How to Pick Up Guys at the Bar
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Jessica Simpson almost Got a Breast Reduction
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Cobie Smulders Lifting her Skirt
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Clint Eastwood Thinks We Are All A Bunch of Pussies – I agree
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The Best Sorority REcruitment Videos
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Lady Gaga – See Through
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2.5 Million Dollar Lamborghini on the Road
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Body Builder – With No Pulse – Or Heart – Freaky
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2016

03

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The moment of weakness of the day was going to the park to stare at poor people who can’t afford backyards tanning in bikinis…and the only one I found was really fucking fat…again…it’s a general theme…the hot girls aren’t in parks in bikinis….so I take when I can get…but after trekking to find the bikini…I felt pretty lame with what I ended up with…

The good news is that there was am 18 year old Polish girl eating an ice cream sandwich on the corner in the shortest shorts – with the longest legs…she was over 6 feet tall and 90 pounds and realized…the world’s not all fat, disgusting or over photoshopped shit…and at times..it’s hot pussy…it still exists…

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Crazy Asses
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Drake Makes Joke about Making Baby in Rihanna
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Chanel Iman – Bikini
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The Sharknado Premiere Happened – Tara Reid Was There
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Kate Upton is Not Hot in a Tank Top
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You Should Be Smoking Weed With Your Parents, Here Is How To Do It.
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Drake Posts Pics of Rihanna on His Instagram
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Lucy Hale in SHorts
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Kristen Bell in a Tight Shirt…BORING…
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Ozzy Osbourne is a Sex Addict
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Kristin Cavallari – Legs
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Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples in a See Through Dress
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Watchmen – Adapting the Unadaptable…
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Man Removes Fox Stuck in Bedroom
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Bella Thorne Eyebrow Tattoo
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US Olympic Team is Staying on a Cruise Ship
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Salma Hayek – Big Hips
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Kate Bosworth Hard Nipples
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Emma Stone’s Tight Jeans
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Margot Robbie – Hard Nipples
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Rooftop Parkour
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Caitlin Jenner’s Tranny Show Cancelled
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Jennifer Garner – Old and Boring
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How Long Should Steak be Aged
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American Breakfast is really Dessert
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Miami Dolphines New Cheerleaders are Pretty Spanish
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Jessica Lowndes – Big Booty
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Suge Knight Tried To Have Eminem Killed
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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How Cam Girls
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Chunky Girl Dancing and Flashing…
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The Worst Boob Job in Porn
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Skyla Novea Tits
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Cops Get Stabbed
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Music Video About the Clit
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Dakota Rae Yaking her Thong Off
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

03

Aug

Katy Perry and a Naked Orlando Blooom of the Day

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Katy Perry is recovering from her rough Hillary Clinton campaigning and took her boyfriend for the second time – because she like to repeat boyfriends – I guess like a good Christian who forgives, forgets, has no self respect and doesn’t want to jack up the cock’s she’s had inside her- Orlando Bloom – the nudist actor trying to get as much attention as he can in his nude on the beach – despite having a paddleboard to show the world his cock…because I guess when your model ex-wife ends up with a billionaire with the most relevant app, and you’ve got a doughy superstar of your own, you don’t need pants…because you’re Australian and Australians get naked everywhere they can….

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2016

03

Aug

Bella Thorne Gets Eyebrows TATTOOED of the Day

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Life as a fair skinned ginger fame whore is rough…you know drawing in your eyebrows everyday – but luckily the world is vain enough to have a solution for that, to appease her vanity, her insecurity, her self absorbed narcissism that would rationalize her fame whore whoring….you know her putting out pictures that she thinks she looks hot in, for people to believe, when really they aren’t her legitimate self…but who needs legitmate self when you can live on a computer or cell phone via social media…

She’s clearly a vapid twat, who would tattoo her eyebrows, in an era when 12 year olds are getting brazilian waxes and face fillers….life…it’s so ridiculous…

I still think she’s 50…this is something 50 year olds would do…

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2016

03

Aug

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples of the Day

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Sarah Hyland despite looking like a haggard 14 year old with a drug addiction – who all you perverts watched on her show and loved on her show because she looked 14 – has nipples – and she’s not scared to show them off – because she probably feels like she’s sold her soul to the industry, you might as well also take her tits, like her parents too her money…after selling her off to the world…

BUT…maybe it’s just the no bra style…that is the no bra style all girls big titty and small titty alike are into….but not quite as into it as us…

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2016

03

Aug

Jessica Simpson in a Bikini for Women’s Health of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is as half naked as you’d probably want her to be in some Women’s Health magazine, she’s the kind of mom you’d rather not look at pics of to jerk off, there are young girls for that, but more the kind of mom who you’d love to bang – because she’s Jessica Simpson…

I guess her PR people wanted to reaffirm the fact that she’s no longer 300 pounds, maybe it’s to get final payment from Weight Watchers who paid her millions to drop weight, but instead she gaind the weight…maybe this is a coming of age story that you don’t need to be an obese pig with all your baby weight you gained because the baby was a good excuse to gain weight….you know a story of it’s never too late to stop eating BBQ and CAKE and to start walking on the damn treadmill…

She’s the representation of the middle American – southern dream – they even wear her products and she’s skinnier than most of them, so by comparison maybe this is as healthy as she gets….and that’s healthy enough…but I’d rather there be more emphasis on them tits…the only thing that matters…

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2016

03

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Ass on Set of New Underworld Movie of the Day

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I was friends with a nerd a long time ago…not good friends but it was in the era of nerds becoming cool and I was hanging with him before that happened….he went onto ripping of DrunkenStepfather and starting another celebrity blog that he made millions on and sold for millions and is probably still a fucking socially awkward freak but with lots of money that we can only hope has got his weirdness laid…

Well, it was the DVD era, when people bought DVDs and he would go to the shop every Tuesday to get the latest releases…I made the mistake of going with him once…it was the special edition release of Underworld, he already had the original release in multiple copies, and motherfucker spent 40 minutes going through each and every one on display to pick out two, one to watch and one to store and whenever I post on the amazingly aged Kate Beckinsale – I think of that guy and his relationship with Kate Beckinsale….which was clearly very fucking unhealthy…and I guess when you don’t fuck real girls, and Kate Beckinsale looks the way she does it’s almost justified, creepy but justified…to people who over rationalize their obsessive compulsiveness…

This is how you all feel about this…

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2016

03

Aug

Cara Delevingne and Margot Robbie in Love Magazine of the Day

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This is the fucking worst…These are two of the most overrated cunts in entertainment…and they are dressed like another overrated cunt in entertainment…

Suicide Squad is in theaters, it will make a fucking ton of money, but the initial reviews is that it’s dog shit, that it was better off as a trailer and investing in the whole movie was just idiotic, not that the producers care, they’ve already made their money back – and will be making sequels – they know people will still go – even if it’s just a pile of shit with top paid actors getting paid top dollar….that is just the world we live in…

Movies are competing with instagram, internet, snapchat…no one wants to go to the movies to pay money when they can get shit for free at home and not be shot…plus porn ends in orgasm…going to the movies just ends with “why do I bother going to movies”….

I don’t know if there’s salvation for movies, will theatres survive, I’m thinking no…I’m hoping no, because Hollywood is filled with cunts – who self destructed due to greed with heads up their asses unable to realize where things were shifting….

Point being, Cara Delevingne is in the movie, Margot Robbie is the star of the movie, and Love Magazine is latching like an orphan Indian baby on a dog in the bombay slums for any nutrients possible…trying to survive…because featuring these overrated twats makes their account more worthy…