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2016

04

Oct

Haley Bennett for GQ of the Day

Haley Bennett is some up and coming 28 year old actor I don’t think I’ve ever heard of, but I am too lazy to figure it out, not because she’s too old, even though she’s getting there, but because she’s got great tits and thanks to those great tits is about to have her breakout….

She’s in Magnificent Seven, that Girl on a Train shit, and other movies…like the industry has selected her up on some Scarlett Johansson, Margot Robbie, other girls who have become superstars because of great agents and the scam that is Hollywood trying to keep budget high so everyone can get rich in the dumbest of way…playing make-belief…but maybe we’re the dumb ones who allow it…I blame being blinded by her tits as so does media…on her slow and steady attempt to become a household name…that I predict will happen….because of tits…

Here’s the BTS Video…of the TIts…

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2016

04

Oct

Nicola Peltz Young Billionaire in a See Through Outfit of the Day

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Nicola Peltz really struggles…not financially because her dad is a multi-billionaire, and she’s a spoiled little socialite, but she struggles because even after her dad bought her a role in his friend Michael Bay’s transformers, to out perform Megan Fox, because she’s a little babe…the world gave her a bit of attention, some press, but ultimately…she didn’t become Margot Robbie like she wanted…she was forgotten, not cared about, her career that she didn’t need to have besides for her ego…just never took off…

She’s dated Beiber, she’s posted slutty pics, she’s showing up to events in lingerie…and still nothing…

All while less hot girls like Gigi Hadid, also rich, but not nearly as rich as this one, are out there winning at life with the attention of everyone…I don’t get it…maybe it’s her silly lips…bad attitude…unwillingness to do a sex tape…but I would like to start a petition to give her more work…before she goes crazy and jacks up her face with fillers all tranny styles…rich kids…so silly..

A video posted by Nicola Peltz (@nicolaannepeltz) on Oct 2, 2016 at 8:31pm PDT

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2016

04

Oct

Lina Berg For King Kong of the Day

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Lina Berg is some German model, apparently she’s a big named, but I’ve never heard of her, mainly because like you, I only know the Victoria’s Secret promo model models, they are the ones with the tits, who get the press, who have little to offer the world because they’ve sold out to the evil brand, but that the world accept as the hottest pussy around….

Where as models like Lina Berg are seen as having substance, being artists, being real and authentic, you know talented…because they show their non existent tits for random magazines called King Kong that I’ve never heard of…but more importantly, they do it with such conviction because they aren’t laughing when the bullshit “art director”…puts string on her face thinking he’s just struck VAN GOGH level artistry…what a fucking joke….so lame…

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2016

04

Oct

Elle Fanning’s Youthful Booty of the Day

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Elle Fanning is the Ali Lohan to Lindsay Lohan, the Jamie Lynn Spears to Britney, the Ashlee Simpson to Jessica…or most excitingly…Haley Duff…but more the Julia Roberts to Eric Roberts…you know the celebrity riding the more famous siblings riding her sister’s coattails, because the older sibling paved the way for her to enter the scene…and the stage parents learned from their mistakes and bad deals from their first attempt at the industry…

You know the younger, cuter one replacing her the washed up egotistical one….and this Elle Fanning is talways in her fitness gear – rocking the sports bra – and tight pants because it’s subtle whoring…fitness whoring at luckily at 18 she knows she’s gotta maintain that body in order to maintain a career in Hollywood….unlike all these fat girls getting attention for being fat….and thank god for that…

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2016

04

Oct

Inspirational Video and Current Mood of the Day

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Turn the audio on….I find this an inspiring video – that dials right into what this site, and in turn what I contribute to the world…only far less hot…

I am not a believer that women shit, until I am forced to believe it with shit on my dick after fucking their asses…

But I guess they can fart…and when it looks like this, it still smells like shit, but it’s not so bad…

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2016

04

Oct

Bregje Heinen Nipples for Some Photoshoot of the Day

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Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex…but that being half dead while eating trash out of the garbage probably contributed… “bregje”.

She’s topless in some bullshit…and I like tits…

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2016

04

Oct

Lady Gaga’s Shorts of the Day

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Lady Gaga’s confident, strong, amazing and her wearing shorts the length of a pair of underwear is proof that pants, or even regular length shorts are for the weak.

Or maybe, just maybe, she does anything she can to get noticed, which would make sense seeing as she’s just one giant money making scammy advertisement, but not as authentic as an informercial selling spray paint for bald spots, at least you know that shit is a scam just watching the testimonials…Lady Gaga is a subtle scam that people don’t know is a scam because they believe her self promotion that doesn’t come with a disclaimer that she’s a scam…

At least no one is sexualizing her, you know because she’s Lady Gaga and Terrifying looking.

This is when I say I sexually assaulted her ass in a TORONTO club before she was really famous…with my hand…while she wasn’t wearing pants then…it was 7 years ago…I’m such a predator…pervert and her ass was firm and round…so much of a pervert and predator that I assume she is thinking about me in all her songs about date rape…even though she didn’t feel my ass grabbing…because it’s safe to say at the time, she liked any attention she could get…and by looking at these shorts…it’s safe to say her ass hasn’t held up as well as it could have..

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2016

04

Oct

Kim Kardashian Nipples Pre-Robbery of the Day

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I hate when people tell me about their dreams…both their hopes and aspirations as well as the visions that come to them when they are sleeping….so I feel terrible saying this, but not really, because I know that no one is reading this site, but more importantly, it’s my site and I’ll do what I want, not to mention that when it comes to Kim Kardashian, like so many people come to Kim Kardashian….she is totally uninspiring…

That said, the fact that she’s a media machine, getting robbed at Gun Point, by people who weren’t smart enough to kill her, because it was an inside job…was a massive diversion from the story of the Pentagon hiring a UK PR Firm for 500 million dollars…to make fake Terrorist videos…what?! Totally….reality TV is not just for KIM K…it’s for international policy…that’s why they love and allow the internet….to control all of you cunts…

Either way, my dream was not representative of my hope for Kim K’s death…it was me trying to coordinate an interview between her and Larry King, like I was some low level media person booking shit for old as fuck vampires to talk to terrible as fuck humans…

Now that’s not the point of this post, it’s to say that this bitch has infiltrated my mind, my subconcious…and there’s not way that there isn’t any EVIL involved in this…it is pure fucking evil and part of me wishes I wasn’t a lazy person…with more psychotic tendancies because if I was – I would make it my life work to convince one of you to off her….and not just her…the entire fucking family…

Now here are her nipples in a see through shirt as she does….at the show she went to before getting “robbed”…in her AirBNB…as part as a terrible ad campaign…..

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2016

04

Oct

Miami Chuck E Cheese is Fun for the Whole Family and Other Videos of the Dy

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Girl Gets Herself Arrested for Interfering with Arrest

Just Getting Stabbed in the Bronx station

Dead Mermaid

Speeding Car VS Old Man

Bus Runs Into Store

Lucky Girl of the Day

Grizzly Bear Messing with Security Cameras

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

04

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love when I am offered sex from someone I’ve never actually met, it cuts to the chase and eliminates all the bullshit that comes with talking to people for sex….I just don’t love it when that sex is being offered by a homeless man looking for money for crack. It takes away all the romance.

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Girls with Huge Tits
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The BEst Pic of Tori Spelling You’ll See Today
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What Went Down in Kim K’s 2 Part E! Special – While Faking her Robbery to Get Your Sympathy When Everyone Knows Anyone Close to Disgusting and Evil Kim K would Kill Them…for Being the Fuckign Devil
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Dude Applauding Random People Doing Their Job
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Kendra Wilkinson Slut Walk Cuz She’s a SLut
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More from the Slut Walk
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Ali Landry the Dorritos Girl – At an Event
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A Computer Playing “The Final Countdown” to Start your Day
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Irina Shayk Legs at an Event
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Lohan’s New Gimp Finger is my New Fetish
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Girls in Sports Bras
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