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2016

03

Oct

Big Girl Ireland Baldwin in a Jean Campaign of the Day

Ireland Baldwin has finally got work. I am not sure if she actually got paid for this. But it’s for a brand that’s decided to use her and her social media reach to try to get people to buy their jeans…likely big girls who have really successful parents who likely don’t give a fuck about her, at least that’s what you’d assume when he called her dad called her a disgusting little pig…and was probably right based on her appetite…

A dad who bangs a woman his daughter’s age, but more importantly who is getting a lot of hype playing TRUMP…on SNL…

Because he’s likely more talented than her, who has reached her peak while she poses in jeans like the instagram model she always wanted to be….but that her cousin stole the spotlight by leeching off the Kardashians…

I remember when Ireland was first getting attention as the original California girl in a relationship with some surfer dude with abs, where they posted all their romance and PDA…which was around the time she blocked me….right before breaking up and her turning into some dark, tattooed lesbian who went out with some weird black chick rapper…that eventually ended up in rehab….now this….in tight jeans…topless…and it’s not as bad as it could be…because at least she’s not her cousin that stole the spotlight by leeching off the Kardashians…

What’s next for Ireland Baldwin…who knows…but I can assume it won’t be anything very substantial and it doesn’t need to be…thanks to TRUST FUNDS…

Ireland Baldwin, SFW
Big Girl Ireland Baldwin in a Jean Campaign of the Day

Ireland Baldwin has finally got work. I am not sure if she actually got paid for this. But it’s for a brand that’s decided to use her and her social media reach to try to get people to buy their jeans…likely big girls who have really successful parents who likely don’t give a fuck about her, at least that’s what you’d assume when he called her dad called her a disgusting little pig…and was probably right based on her appetite…

A dad who bangs a woman his daughter’s age, but more importantly who is getting a lot of hype playing TRUMP…on SNL…

Because he’s likely more talented than her, who has reached her peak while she poses in jeans like the instagram model she always wanted to be….but that her cousin stole the spotlight by leeching off the Kardashians…

I remember when Ireland was first getting attention as the original California girl in a relationship with some surfer dude with abs, where they posted all their romance and PDA…which was around the time she blocked me….right before breaking up and her turning into some dark, tattooed lesbian who went out with some weird black chick rapper…that eventually ended up in rehab….now this….in tight jeans…topless…and it’s not as bad as it could be…because at least she’s not her cousin that stole the spotlight by leeching off the Kardashians…

What’s next for Ireland Baldwin…who knows…but I can assume it won’t be anything very substantial and it doesn’t need to be…thanks to TRUST FUNDS…

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2016

03

Oct

Constance Jablonski Runway Model Tits of the Day

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Here’s some Constance Jablonski wearing a very luxurious shirt for a fashion show in Paris for a company called Balmain, that is probably best known for going after the Urban market like it was Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s, by using that pig Kardashian family, who I assume were in attendance…..

Yep….they were in attendance…at the fashion show…before being robbed at gunpoint by someone I assume they hired for the press, hype, scandal and sympathy of many…where a rumored 7 Million dollars of Jewelry was stolen, because she’s an overinflated, overpaid, piled of dog shit…and I am sure it wasn’t an inside job, because no one with guns get that close to evil without shooting them in the fucking head….

Not that this is about Kim Kardashian, who is so abrasive she infiltrates our entire world…even when looking at unrelated model tits…it’s about the model tits that belong to angular faced Constance Jablonski….a name that sounds mail order..but that is tall enough to be high paid in fashion…

: Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (6046455aa) Constance Jablonski on the catwalk Balmain show, Spring Summer 2017, Paris Fashion Week, France – 29 Sep 2016

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2016

03

Oct

Angry Customer Smashes iphones and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude in a Clinton is a Rapist Shirt

Angry Drive Thru Girl

Clown Car of the Day

Girl VS Drone

Science Experiment of the Day

7/11 Clerk Knocks Out Thug

Trump Mocks Hillary Clinton

Idiot on a Bike

Swimming with 16 Golden Retrievers

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2016

03

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Telling lesbian social justice warriors that you identify as a woman – but prefer to be referred to as “IT” than “SHE” because you don’t like gender labels, you know since it is anti-human to call someone a he or she, maybe even against the constitution…will not get her to scissor you later than night…if anything, it will make the lesbian social justice warrior mad and she’ll call over her other lesbian social justice warrior troops to circle you and try to bring you down…even though you’ve clearly stated you’re an IT who identifies as a woman…making me question their approach to lesbian social justice warrioring – how do they decide when a genderless person in this genderless world is just making fun of them….or actually dealing with some genderless shit that their bullying could push me over my edge and suicide…

Speaking of suicide – one of the 6 people I interact with on facebook seemed to have killed herself 6 weeks ago, I only found out last night while trolling…and despite having never met her, I was genuinely upset about it…which in one way made me feel more sad because I actually cared…but on the other hand made me realize that I am capable of feelings, even for someone I never met…and just commented on her statuses over the course of 6 years…

So anyone if anyone else out there who reads this wants to kill themselves, don’t do it, it may, but probably won’t, make me feel sad….and more importantly, there are always other options…like moving to the jungle and dying from predator animals…always choose adventure…

It’s a very complicated world we live in…here are some morning links..

A Bunch of babes in lingerie
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Kim Kardashian was Robbed at Gunpoint, which I think is a staged story, knowing that anyone that close to evil would kill her
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Road Rage Woman Run Over by her Car
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Simon Cowell’s Dick
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Madison Beer Huge Tits
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Britney Spears on Helium is a Fetish
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Close Call between Biker and a Truck
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Genevieve Morton Has Being Cross Fit and Looks Good
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The Weekend Box Office Results
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Pragues Worst Tourist Trap
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Matt Damon is Buying a 40 Million Dollar House in NYC
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Girls with Huge Tits
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2016

30

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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My activity for the weekend is to take discreet selfies of girls in public places, then finding them on social media, and sending it to them…just to let them know I’m there…and that I appreciate them…and that internet is a creepy fucking place…

Goodtimes will be had…and you should follow my lead, we’ll start a movement…the taking creepy pics of girls in public and finding them on social media before they leave movement…

Think of a hashtag name for it, so we can market it, like #freethenipple…only more #pumpanddump….no that doesn’t work….how about #CrossPlatformIRLtoNRLcreep…too technical…fuck it…just d

Here are some stepLINKS….

Curvy Girls and Their Huge Tits…
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Donald Trump
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Hugh Hefner is Not Dead
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Miley Cyrus in SPandex Pants
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Fat Amber Heard
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Beyonce Promoting Bullshit Fitness Gear But She’s Fat
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Fire Drill Prank on Russian Fireman
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Mila Kunis is in Leggings
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Genevieve Morton on all Fours
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How to Kill an Octopus
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100m Race Usain Bolt VS James Corden and Owen Wilson
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The Hottest Cars of 2016 in One Race
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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale in Shorts
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Rescuing a Skunk from a Coke Can
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Elsa Pataky Tits…
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Lady Gaga is Doing the Super Bowl
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Sara Jean Underwood Ass on a Jetski
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Sylvie Mei White Dress
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Nicole Kidman on Being Nicole Cruise when she was 23
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The Origin of Dogs who are the b
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Solveig Model Tits
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Ashley James Leather Skirt
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Matt Damn and Ben Affleck Fight Over Tom Brady…Weird
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Khloe Kardashian in Lace
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Sara Sampaio White Dress
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Animal Parents and their Babies
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Honest Trailer of Warcraft..
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Kim K – Squished Nipple
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Hot Girls in Selfies
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Iggy Azaela Fat Ass in Pants
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Perfectly Timed Pics
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100 Years of Airline Food
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Susan Sarandon in Bette Davis Drag
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Madison Beer Smoking…
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Carmen Electra Hot Cleavage
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Annalynne McCord Leather Pants
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Amber Rose Calls Julianne Hough a Body Shamer….Because Fat Girls Hate Being Called Ft
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Johnny Depp’s New Movie -if you care…
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Girls in Sunglasses
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Random Tumblr Porn
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The Best Unwanted Facials…
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Lexi Lowe Big Tits
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SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Girls Naked in Bed…
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Girl Rubbing her Pussy…
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Instagram Whores
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Huge Tits in the Workplace
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Model Tits
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Vintage Gogo Dancing Sluts
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Spread Pussy
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Epic Huge Tits
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2016

30

Sep

Rita Ora Slutty for Vanity Fair in Lingerie of the day

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Rita Ora is in some obscure market Vanity Fair wearing her lingerie, showing nipples, because she does everything in her power to be the next Rihanna , which isn’t very much power, but more power than most hookers, thanks to having a record deal and some friends who are important people..allowing her to get into magazines like she matters, where she can get half naked where it matters, because people like me write about it like it matters…when really none of this really matters, big tits or not…she’s never going to be Rihanna…she’s too old for that!

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2016

30

Sep

Lourdes Leon Madonna’s Daughter’s Nipples of the Day

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Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s daughter, so in being Madonna’s daughter, you show your tits like they are some empowering tools to get them noticed, and thus to sell records, or whatever they are selling, because people are basic and think anything sexualized is scandalous and worth talking about. Her mom made a career pretending to be ironic with her nudity….when really she was just getting naked to get noticed…and it worked – seeing as she’s Madonna who has had this massive legacy, not just in the gay community….and she can’t even really sing. It’s brainwashing I like…

So nipples on snapchat in lingerie at 19…for no reason…other than “tits are just tits” when tits do matter to the right pervert – which is most perverts…making it a good time for all…

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2016

30

Sep

Sofia Resing for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Her name Sofia Resing, she’s a “Brazilian Model”..like all models…with a fantastic fucking body…who is represented by Women 360 New York, Women Milan, Major Paris, Storm London, Uno Spain, Modellink Sweden, Ford Miami, Way Sampa, 40 Graus Rio, Vision Cape Town, …

So if you’re anywhere in the world, she’s probably had sex with at least someone in that city….who works at an agency….

She’s on the rise, I guess, which is why she’s getting naked in magazines, or maybe the hype is because she’s please notice her, she wants you to notice her, and you should notice her, because she’s hot enough…tight bodied enough it’s just too bad they didn’t use her to her full potential with spread asshole pics..

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2016

30

Sep

Natasha Poly’s Nipple Shirt of the DAy

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It was 1985, in communist Russia, on a cold cement floor, where this girl was born….she was forced to fend for herself at the age of 15 because both her parents died in a work camp of hypothermia….forcing our heroine to join the Russian sex trade….because it was all a girl could do….where she worked for the Russian mob….suckin’ dick for very little money….until she hit 6 feet tall and they sold her to the fashion industry…

And now Natasha Poly is in a nipple revealing…shirt…because this is fashion…

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2016

30

Sep

Karlie Kloss for Vogue Mexico in a Bra for Taylor Swift of the Day

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Karlie Kloss is Taylor Swift’s puppet. Her real life barbie doll, who lived in her house, even though she makes a couple million dollars a year, in what we consider some kind of weird sex cult that is Taylor Swift’s apartment – where they manipulate the whole fucking world into buying her bullshit – to think getting some model to do anything she tells them to do would be irresponsible….Taylor Swift is a predator…and Karlie Kloss her victim…who probably don’t even realize she’s a victim…

But who is showing nipples in a magazine…I think those are nipples..nipples that Taylor Swift probably allowed her to show after she has to ask for permission…rich people are weird…

Karlie Kloss isn’t that exciting looking…

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