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2016

12

Sep

I Think I See Sarah Hyland Nipples of the Day

Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking but legal adult…who is on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….called Modern Family

Despite what her fans want from her, she is not actually 12, but she was probably on hormone therapy administered by her stage parents, cuz you don’t get on a hit TV show even at 18, without having stage parents who throw you into the shit head first for as much money as they can get…cuz protitution comes in all forms….and if you make a shitty kid, better to make it an earner than a bratty leech…

Sure, attention has been focused away from her for her friend Ariel Winter….the pig, but she is the cuter one, even at 25…and these are some social media pics that look like you can see nipple to me, but really could just be nerd nipple, assuming there is nipple, when there isn’t nipple, because no girls wear bras anymore and nipples are everywhere…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2016

12

Sep

The Best Photo of Gigi Hadid of the Day

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This is the nicer “brown paper bag a ho”…move – being done by a magazine that decided to feature GIGI HADID as their prestigious cover-girl. Gigi Hadid won at life when she was born into money – but more importantly – when she sold her soul to the Kardashians to play “model rich kid friend number 2″….that they could leverage and in turn she could get a career of her own… which she’d feel she’s working hard at…because rich kids don’t work and think making their bed or taking out the trash is hard work – designed for the Mexicans they employ….life…

Now this is the brown paperbag move I’ve used on sex partners many times, it’s also called the MUSLIM BRIDE…where you take your top sheet and block out most of her face, and body, leaving just enough access to slide your dick in…cum and kick the pig out…

It’s less offensively to the girl that asking her to wait there while you find a paperbag to use on her….so always go for the top sheet perverts….

Here is a video….

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

12

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Hides her Cooter Like We Have’t Seen It of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is trying to hide her vagina or panty flash from the audience and cameras at some media frenzy she was invited to…

Which is an interesting approach to her vagina -consider she’s flashed her pussy in more than one leaked cellphone picture…that you can google, but be warned she claims to have been a racy 17 year old in…a good way to try to get your nudes deleted from the internet…

But as a half HARAMBE, a primate, half monkey dancing monkey sold out by her family as a child…she probably shaved her pussy a few hours earlier and already grew out to full bush…it’s her actual talent for people like me who love bush…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2016

12

Sep

Miley Cyrus FOR ELLE US of the Day

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Miley Cyrus has pretty much peaked. It’d be hard for her to top the cash grab she grabbed the last album and tour – and she’s really put her entire self out there – vagina bush and all – only to fade into obscurity – almost forgotten but still Miley Cyrus…until now, when she’s doing media for Elle US being tame and boring….and possibly in a see through dress…but definitely not the novelty act the perverts of America and the teen hipsters who think she’s TUMBLR COOL – because she ripped off TUMBLR to be cool…are looking for…

It’s just where can she go from here…she’s obviously always going to make money – and will continue to exist – but there’s nothing more eventful that she can bring your life…so she might as well be dead…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2016

12

Sep

Katherine McPhee Has Big Cleavage of the Day

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Katherine McPhee, was an American Idol turned TV star and apparently she’s got tits..

I would assume that no one would notice, because who gives a fuck about Katherine McPhee, it’s not like she’s selling out stadiums….but apparently she’s got tits…and with tits come fans…in the form of people looking at those tits…

I would assume that her tits have more fans than she does, at least after today, because we like tits, and because she probably doesn’t actually have fans…as a reality star…that’s a weird concept…

But then again, the weirdest things you can imagine, even weirder than the idea of her having creepy fans, is something at least one person has jerked off to…

So anything you can think of, is a fetish to someone… even the most depraved thing you can think of…someone somewhere has jerked off to it….

From shit eating midgets with learning disabilities…to animals dressed like babies being fisted….it’s been done…nothing is original…including me…but this isn’t about me, it’s about her tits…and are they originals…or purchased aftermarket…who cares.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

If that’s not enough of her….

You can SEE HER IN A BLACK DRESS AT THE SAME EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katherine McPhee|SFW

2016

12

Sep

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Paddleboard of the Day

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The amazing thing with Kristin Cavallari is that a decade after her show ended – and she decided she was too cool for the sequel – because celebrity got to her head…a sequel that was unfortunately a bigger deal than the original show that she was on…leaving her not establishing an acting career she wanted…

Yes…I know too much about Kristin Cavallari …and amazingly…the paparazzi that she called still care enough about her to take pictures of her and her mom of 3 with some NFL star named Jay Cutler..her body looks pretty good and I guess should be celebrated by anyone willing to watch her in a bikini, an audience that always exists even if it shouldn’t exist – thanks to dudes being stuck in the past perverts…

She looks ok, her vagina may tell a different story, and I guess when you’re an ex reality star who leveraged that fame to get a pro athlete – where you get to be the athlete wife – your sole task is to maintain your body so that he still fucks you instead of all the other girls who want to fuck him cuz he’s rich and a sports star…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|SFW

2016

12

Sep

Evil Mall Brand Promotes New Panty of the Day

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I am not getting paid by the evil mall brand to promote their bullshit…I am just falling for their pandering to the basic male pervert – by posting videos of their bullshit cheesy mainstream spokesmodels stripping down to topless, wearing nothing ny the panties they are paid to promote – thanks to selling their soul to company for fame, fortune, Leonardo DiCaprio cock, the illusion of success in world where they are nothing more than hot, cheesy, mainstream spokesmodels paid to show off cheap made in China overpriced garbage…the equivalent of girls at a trade show handing out samples…but instead of being free – they are insanely inflated price…garbage video, garbage people, but asses in panties nevertheless..

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2016

12

Sep

Em Rat Cow Has Big Tits Of the Day

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FACE TUNED TO FUCK Rat Cow has big tits, and she wants you to know it – because it’s the only reason she exists, and in these times of career stagnation, celebrity factor plateauing, basically leaving her alone to wonder what the next move is to get where she wants to go…she revists them tits…

This would be far more amazing, incredible, impressive, anything more than just staring at tits, if it required skills, feat of man, or anything more than having tits…

She also went to the US Open where she didn’t show tit – because she’s diverse…in her whoring..

TO SEE HER AT THE US OPEN OF TENNIS IN SHORTS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

12

Sep

Toni Garrn See Through of the Day

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Toni Garrn wore a see through outfit – because that’s the style for models – at fashion week – being fashion and exclusive – doing fashionable things – with nipples – which is a good trend – but kind of takes out the fun when we see their nipples we’ve already seen over the years – because every bitch shows her tits to “not sexualize” herself – even though it’s sexualizing herself – and even if we’re bored of the nipple – we can still jerk off to the nipple – we are men – it’s what we do…

She’s from Germany…she was on the farm team for Victoria’s Secret..I don’t know if she ever got a contract from them – but she did work as Leo’s beard – because he’s gay – and likes to have models around her to distract from that fact – and to help promote the model – because he probably has a piece of their careers…or maybe he’s rich enough and just having them around him is enough…this is something not worth analyzing…I’m just posting this for the see through, because she’s a titty vessel and exploring her inner workings is a waste of time…unless we’re taking her vaginal canal and cervix…explored by our tongues..who knows…

Posted in:SFW|Toni Garrn

2016

12

Sep

Ariel Winter’s Pants are Too Tight of the Day

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You’d normally think that there is no such thing as pants that are too tight, and even when a fat ass squeezes into a size small and you can see the entire underwear or bare ass of the fat chick on the side walk in front of you – you think – those pants are fucking tight – but never too tight for me – just too tight for her – not knowing her size or that the world can see her asshole as she walks..

But Ariel Winter disgusts me – and her money, celebrity, or the fact she’s on TV WILL not make me see past the fact that she looks like a disgusting little troll pig…maybe it’s cuz I don’t get excited by tween tits on TV…or maybe it’s because I know a troll when I see one – and I normally try to run – unless it is 3 am – I am drunk and she’s willing to suck my cock…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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