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2016

30

Sep

Shailene WOodley GOT TITS of the Day

Shailene Woodley wants you to know she has tits….Thanks Shailene Woodley…because you’re suddenly more interesting than you ever were…because Shailene Woodley are a very important tool in the feminist movement to allow us to really grasp and understand or even benchmark and qualify or quantify a girl’s worth.

I’m glad the suffragette movement has brought us to this. Give them the right to vote, the right to work, paid Maternity leave, yet they still think all that matters about them is showing their tits…it’s their right..to be empowered women, who don’t sexualize their body, they let you sexualize it for them, only to yell at you about sexualizing them, when all I really want to see is her ‘artist’ bush…

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Posted in:SFW|Shailene Woodley

2016

30

Sep

Stella Maxwell Still Showing Nipples of the Day

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Stella Maxwell understands marketing and how to be relevant in this world of social media and “modeling”….show your tits…all she does is show her tits…good job famewhdre…

The weird thing about these social media models who work for the cheesy underwear mall brand….is that with the hype around them, thanks the internet and all their retard fans, fashion companies still hire them….even though everything they do is so staged, in their contrived, desperate and calculated moves….

It just don’t understand the hype, but her tits aren’t uneven anymore…thanks plastic surgery for making this weird looking lesbian hipster easier to jerk off to…

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2016

30

Sep

Anna Kedrick Big Tits of the Day

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I am not into Anna Kendrick….in fact her face annoys me…there’s something about her mouth that just prevents me from wanting me to fuck it…you know like in the pornos, all romantic-like, grabbing at her ears and thrusting it….and I’m usually into doing that to all women….even gross ones…especailly if they’ve been in movies and I know they are overpaid, rich as fuck, brats who sold themselves to the industry…like the hookers they are…

But she’s got tits…that the wants you to see…probably to distract from her grey hair…the horror…oh the horror…bitch gettin’ old….who knows here aging will take her face..but being average looking took her here..and that’s not a bad place to be..

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Posted in:Anna Kendrick|SFW

2016

30

Sep

Barbara Palvin Ass in Leather of the Day

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Here’s Barbara Palvin in leather on some motorcycle for some of you motorcycle dudes with babes on motorbike fetishes…but keep in mind that Barbara Palvin is a not hot bigger girl and she only fucks black guys…just not publicly, because I guess Victoria’s Secret doesn’t encourage that whole interracial thing, they’re more into the sugar babies who fuck rich guys…not black guys…

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Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW

2016

30

Sep

Daphne Groeneveld Braless for Fashion Week of the Day

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Daphne Groeneveld looks like she’s sucking on sour patch kids…with that weird massive tooth mouth of hers…but you should focus on her tits, that aren’t wearing a bra, because girls don’t wear bras anymore…

She was modelling at 17…she’s dutch…she’s been titty modeling probably since soon after that as these girls do…so I guess anyone who would care about Daphne Groeneveld would have already seen her tits…and anyone who is a fan of Daphne Groeneveld can obviously get past the size of her teeth….a road hazard in the road of blowjobs…

She’s kinda retarded looking, but kinda amazing looking, and her perky model tits are friendly…than those teeth we’ll just assume her vagina doesn’t have…

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld|SFW

2016

30

Sep

Daisy Ridley for the Star Wars Nerds of the Day

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I don’t watch Star Wars…I find that shit weird….not so much the movies, I saw them and didn’t care, but the fans…those people are fucked…

So fucked that Daisy Ridley and her short chubby legs…which is good enough for the Star Wars nerds, she’s just gotta be in Star Wars for them. Hell she could have a dick or be 300 pounds like Jaba the Hut and they’d still jerk off to her…because that’s the kind of socially awkward, creepy, perverted these sad sad people are…

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Posted in:Daisy Ridley|SFW

2016

30

Sep

The Wall Street Journal’s “The Magic of Gigi Hadid” of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is being featured in Wall Street Journal, where they suck her dick by calling hte feature “The Magic of Gigi Hadid”…which isn’t really magic at all..but I guess it is the Wall Street Journal…so the fact that her dad is a billionaire developer is magic enough…knowing that they will be able to get some money out of her or even manage her trust fund for her…and being good to the A-List clientele and featuring their bullshit daughter’s modeling career like it matters…because apparently it matters..

The highlight of the feature is that she has rebranded herself….and an entire movement….

I think Instagram started when I was a junior in high school—if you scroll to the bottom of my account, I still have pictures with 500 likes. And then it just happened to be the theme of our generation of models: the ‘social-media supermodel’ or whatever they call it.”

So instagram whore…or rich kid of instagram..or Kardashian groupie sidekick for followers..who now dates a dude from One Direction…because the fashion industry likes her 23 million followers and dosn’t matter who she is…is calling herself as “SOCIAL MEDIA SUPER MODEL”…not a insta-slut….because she works with fashion brands you know…real high end fashion brands trying to reach dumb fucking kids…

She also said that social media came natural to her, because her dad hired the social media PR experts and she leveraged the kardashians…so organic you manipulative, bought your career, cunt..

Insta Garbage…that has polarized this situation…but is still garbage..

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFWSFW

2016

30

Sep

Selena Gomez is the Most Followed Person on Instagram of the Day

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A photo posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Aug 15, 2016 at 5:40am PDT

100 million followers isn’t bad for someone who hasn’t posted a picture on her instagram in 6 weeks…

The instagram whores have someone to look up to and hopefully they follow her lead…because I am tired of all these assholes posing bullshit photos every two hours…even if they are usually half naked which I generally like on a woman….but it gets the point of annoying when we have to see how fucking lame, desperate and annoying the half naked bitch..

I think if everyone just posted their damn photoshopped bullshit photoshoot pics once every 6 weeks, the world would be a better place.

There’s just too much noise, too much content, and the whole thing is fucking irritating…but not as irritating as Selena Gomez’s LUPUS which we can assume is the cause of her “media blackout” the last 6 weeks…as she lays dead, dying, or suicidal somewhere, because I guess that’s good for business….premature death…look what it did for the other Selena’s record sales…

Either way, social media doesn’t matter, proven in the fact that 100,000,000 people may be a lot of people, but there are a few billion in the world….who don’t give a fuck and those are the people who give me hope…I’m talking to you weird tribal man in the Jungle…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

30

Sep

Fat Sophie Simmons and Her Downward Pointing Nipples Want to be an Instagram Model of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter, who I guess is less fat than she was, at least based on these photoshopped pics of her, she’s less fat than she was at her fattest, but not as skinny as she was when she thought instagram models had to be skinny and she was starving herself and working out…

I guess she realized that she’s the heiress to a billion dollar father…or worse…she realized that fat girls can make it…even if their nipples are aiming the ground like they are sad….because fat girls connect with fat girls…crazy…right…

She’s got access to all the money in the world….so why she’s decided to become an instagram model, signed with an agency…seems weird to me. It’s like get a job doing something that matters, that makes even a small difference you lazy, proven by your gunt….you don’t need to be a self involved cunt taking selfies and staging photoshoots for likes…it’s weird…

Not to mention anyone who cares or jerks off to her is just a weirdo KISS fan, and her tits are just another one of Gene Simmons, their god’s creations…like the KISS beer fridge, or the KISS tampons…or the KISS pile of dog shit…only the human version…