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2016

27

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I love how mad Americans get when I mention the Presidential Debate – being a Canadian…who is your neighbor and infiltrated with all your bullshit pop culture nonsense – so much so that I have a 12 year old daily updated site on the bullshit…not to mention I am smarter than most Americans and know more than you do…not that that is saying much…morons…

So every time I say shit like “Hillary Clinton with the Personal Attack”….or “Trump calling a Mexican a Miss Piggy Housekeeper” is LOLz…or the fact that he doesn’t pay taxes and openly admits it thanks to his great expensive tax lawyers…the whole thing was pretty fucking boring, but I like seeing some reality show dude who has no idea how politics works talking nonsense…but I like Politicians trying to expose a dude’s involvement in real issues based on a Howard Stern interview in 2002….which I guess is a lot like voting on a bill…

I guess what it comes down to is that I prefer tits….to politics…and I prefer tits to most things…so maybe I should just move to thailand and buy tits for 100 dollars a month…

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Cop Kicks a Handcuffed Suspect
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Snapchat glasses are Dump as Fuck
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Haley Bennet is Some Whore in LIngerie
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Slackline Insanity
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Miley in Leather Pants
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Serena Williams Gender Bender
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Naomi Watts – Divorcing
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Drake is Releasing a Short Film on Himself
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Today’s Sci/Fi Distopia’s are LAzy
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The Cast of Will and Grace VS TRUMP for you Faggots
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2016

26

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am a hero…

I went to a bar and saw a table of fat chicks….not the old school kind of fat chicks that look like they smell, can’t wipe their asses properly, don’t shower because they are too busy eating, but fat chicks of equal size and stature who shower and dress fashionable now that fat chicks have option…one of them was even wearing a crop top – showing a sold inch or two of flesh at what she decided was her stomach, but was more the base of a rib cage…all big titty, big assed, hard to get around to order a drink…fat chicks…and I actually felt something in the depths of my groin…as I stared at their huge asses long enough…so I told them…that it’s not like me to be like this…but I found them hot…and unlike fat chicks of the past…they didn’t jump on my penis and try to marry me like I am the only fat chick lover…they actually acted like normal sized girls…and blew me off…called me pervert…all because I kept trying to press my half hard dick into their leg…so I went to the stripper and played with fake tits on a fresh recruit…but I still felt like a hero…or like my dignity is really no more…because finding fat chicks hot means the media is winning…

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Lohan’s Fiance Says she’s a Cash Grabbing Lying Whore He Should Have Killed
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Big Olsen Twin in a Bathing Suit Ass
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Charlotte McKinney Huge Tits Video
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Some Whore and her Whore ASs
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John Cussack’s Amazing Malibu House
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Husband forgot his Lunch Trick Shot
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The Shut the Fuck Up Song is Very Weird
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Heather Graham Still has her Tits
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Meat of the DAy
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Awkward Ben Affleck Date
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Fraud Korean Goal Keeper
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Stranger Kids Doing Uptown Funk is Creepy
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Lady Gaga – NO PANTIES
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Michelle Obama Hot with Her Barack Impression
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Britney Spears at a Festival
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Gaga Hard Nips
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Guardians Trailer 3
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Old Lady Nikki Reed
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Visting an Abandoned Blockbuster
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Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas Stuck in an Elevator for Four Hours..
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Bullet Proof Glass Skateboard
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Corey Haim’s Mom is Mad at Corey Feldman
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Fat Ashley Graham in a Bikini
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10 Amazing Balloon Tricks…WHY?
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Speed Hitting Video is Crazy
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Random Dumb SHit
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Adele is Too Expensive for Pippa Middleton’s Wedding
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A Bunch of Hot Huge Tits…
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Trashy Big Tits
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Malin Akerman Naked on Netflix
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Blonde VS Boner
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Best BJ in History of the BJ
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Some Slut Stripping Down to Lingerie
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Greek Slut in See Through
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2016

26

Sep

Sara Sampaio’s Pussy Flash of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is apparently flashing her pussy through her shorts…I can’t really tell, but I can tell you that whenever girls where these beat up short shorts, I always look for the pussy flash or panty flash because it always happens, especially, when the legs are skinny skinny….like Sara Sampaio’s…the Victoria’s Secret model who defends being skinny…a fight us skinny lovers are losing to all these loudmouth body positive fat chicks who don’t realize putting down hot skinny chicks is body shaming…but jealous fat cunts are too loud to make any sense of what they are saying cuz their mouths are all full of cake…

I THOUGHT SHE WAS SPONSORED BY VICTORIA SECRET….this is a bad look for the brand. Their girl they pay tons of money to – doesn’t wear panties…hilarious…what is real in the media…even underwear models don’t wear underwear…all lies…ALL Fucking lies…she’s saying “There’s no point to underwear….”…or maybe she’s saying “Look what happens when you don’t wear underwear…her pussy…a martyr….for the brand…because she’s already put everything about her out there..because they own her.

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2016

26

Sep

Irina Shayk See Through of the Day

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Irina Shayk make me feel like I’m Brad Cooper being scammed by Russian tits that know how to scam that rich guy to give them the good life their rationed bread line waiting ancestors dreamt of….all that MTV, Levis Jeans and Michael Jackson….all thanks to that KGB pussy and it’s spy tricks…trick that were for once used to get information from high level military people…but is passed onto their youth to get babies and marriage out of A-Listers…

Here are her nipples…nipples that may be soulless but that like most Russians have probably seen some shit….and she’s perfect…

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2016

26

Sep

Stella Maxwell Nipples of the Day

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Stella Maxwell reminds me of every lesbian hipster I meet on Tinder who aren’t full on lesbians because they like being fucked by dudes aggressively – but they love to talk about being lesbians because it makes them feel more intune with the plight of the woman, the kind of girls who smear periods on their faces and call it performance art, when they aren’t taking selfies or masturbating to throat fucking porn….because girls these days are a complicated species – as emotional, as dramatic, as annoying as they always were…but now with a platform….some bigger than others…and this one…a hipster turned promo model for a mall brand…who fucked Miley Cyrus…the Disney Hipster…now doing high fashion shit for some fashion week somewhere…is just a ball of confusing..in a world of too lazy to call out these people…but instead cast them in their bullshit…

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2016

26

Sep

Katharine McPhee in a Bikini of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is some American Idol garbage you may or may not have masturbated when your fat wife made you watch American Idol, before you lost your job intentionally so you’d have a good excuse to cut the cable, so that she would stop making you watch such shitty fucking TV shows, forcing you to do nothing but fantasize about bitches who would otherwise not know exist, instead of actually fucking girls in your life who do exist, behind your fat wife’s back – because no man should be forced to fuck one thing that looks so disgusting for the rest of their life…

She’s managed to leverage the American Idol Reality Show experience better than most…because years later she’s still being talked about and years later I am still staring at her tits and years later…those tits look fake…in a bikini…having the time of their life in a pool..

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2016

26

Sep

Kira Kosarin 18 in a Bikini of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is some new Jailbait to pay attention to. There is always new jailbait to pay attention to. Just leave your house..they are everywhere…

Unfortunately for the real perverts, that’s YOU, she’s already 18, so there’s not going to be a build up of her being more and more slutty for attention knowing she’s 17, before turning 18, because dudes fucking love slutty 17 year olds knowing they can’t fuck slutty 17 year olds…even though those same dudes can’t fuck anything…because they are pathetic losers obsessing over 17 year olds…

She’s just going to be fading into obscurity, from this day on, because she’s more the “Here I am, I’m 18, and I’m half naked, because my body is insane, look at it, it’s insane right”…Right….but no one stays 18 forever…

She’s from Florida, which seems to be the hub for these stage parents, I guess it’s either meth, bathsalts or sell my whore daughter to the industry for Jesus people…because Florida is weird…

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2016

26

Sep

Chanel West Coast Nipple Slip of the Day

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Chanel West Coast isn’t anyone important, but she’s showing her nipple, and that alone makes her more important than me, because the feminists don’t realize that girls are more important than men – all they gotta do is pull out a tit – and instead of complaining about pay equity, they should just pull out a tit…like they were Chanel West Coast…

The little tit slip for relevance trick…by a trick…what a treat…and it’s not even Halloween yet.

Apparently, she is some manufactured porn looking rapper, who sounds like a bootleg Iggy Azaelea who I guess sounds like a bootleg Lil Kim, up on some Nicki Minaj shit, where all the fat ass, thin waist white girls get all famous and shit because they either fuck or like fucking with black dudes…who make records for them…She’s singed to Young Money…but I know nothing about her or her music, that was all based on a previous post…

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2016

26

Sep

Elsa Hosk for Elisabetta Franchi of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a model…a fashion model…and we have the proof…I know what you’re thinking and that is that Elsa Hosk is actually a nude model, up on a playboy level of nudity model, who tricked the mall brand to make her a half nude promo model, basically a high paid girl handing out toilet paper at Costco model, the kind of career that you’d think actual fashion brands would be turned off by…but that they embrace in this social media world…due to their following…and the proof is in thie Elisabetta Franchi opening scene of their show the other day….where Elsa Hosk nude model shows her diversity as a model…by doing runway modeling….intense…or maybe just proof that modelling is a fucking joke.

Here she is in Lingerie for her Mall Brand Promo Model gig….which is really the only thing people care about when it comes to Elsa Hosk..I mean that and the fact that she gets naked…

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2016

26

Sep

Kate Beckinsale Pulling Luggage of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale continuously makes fetish videos for her creepy virgin nerd fans,this one involving a man being inside her luggage, something all her creepy virgin fans dream of….”if only I could sneak into her luggage, I could figure out how to make her love me”…or maybe the fetish is seeing bitches carry their own shit for once in their damn lives…

The highlight of the video isn’t a bunch of middle aged idiots dying with laughter as they laugh away all the laughs can come up with…but rather her tiny little body in tight clothing that explains to everyone why her average at best acting – has allowed her to have a career and a fanbase that keeps building out bullshit Underworld movies…

Magical..

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