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2016

12

Sep

Miley Cyrus FOR ELLE US of the Day

Miley Cyrus has pretty much peaked. It’d be hard for her to top the cash grab she grabbed the last album and tour – and she’s really put her entire self out there – vagina bush and all – only to fade into obscurity – almost forgotten but still Miley Cyrus…until now, when she’s doing media for Elle US being tame and boring….and possibly in a see through dress…but definitely not the novelty act the perverts of America and the teen hipsters who think she’s TUMBLR COOL – because she ripped off TUMBLR to be cool…are looking for…

It’s just where can she go from here…she’s obviously always going to make money – and will continue to exist – but there’s nothing more eventful that she can bring your life…so she might as well be dead…

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2016

12

Sep

Katherine McPhee Has Big Cleavage of the Day

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Katherine McPhee, was an American Idol turned TV star and apparently she’s got tits..

I would assume that no one would notice, because who gives a fuck about Katherine McPhee, it’s not like she’s selling out stadiums….but apparently she’s got tits…and with tits come fans…in the form of people looking at those tits…

I would assume that her tits have more fans than she does, at least after today, because we like tits, and because she probably doesn’t actually have fans…as a reality star…that’s a weird concept…

But then again, the weirdest things you can imagine, even weirder than the idea of her having creepy fans, is something at least one person has jerked off to…

So anything you can think of, is a fetish to someone… even the most depraved thing you can think of…someone somewhere has jerked off to it….

From shit eating midgets with learning disabilities…to animals dressed like babies being fisted….it’s been done…nothing is original…including me…but this isn’t about me, it’s about her tits…and are they originals…or purchased aftermarket…who cares.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

If that’s not enough of her….

You can SEE HER IN A BLACK DRESS AT THE SAME EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katherine McPhee|SFW

2016

12

Sep

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Paddleboard of the Day

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The amazing thing with Kristin Cavallari is that a decade after her show ended – and she decided she was too cool for the sequel – because celebrity got to her head…a sequel that was unfortunately a bigger deal than the original show that she was on…leaving her not establishing an acting career she wanted…

Yes…I know too much about Kristin Cavallari …and amazingly…the paparazzi that she called still care enough about her to take pictures of her and her mom of 3 with some NFL star named Jay Cutler..her body looks pretty good and I guess should be celebrated by anyone willing to watch her in a bikini, an audience that always exists even if it shouldn’t exist – thanks to dudes being stuck in the past perverts…

She looks ok, her vagina may tell a different story, and I guess when you’re an ex reality star who leveraged that fame to get a pro athlete – where you get to be the athlete wife – your sole task is to maintain your body so that he still fucks you instead of all the other girls who want to fuck him cuz he’s rich and a sports star…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|SFW

2016

12

Sep

Evil Mall Brand Promotes New Panty of the Day

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I am not getting paid by the evil mall brand to promote their bullshit…I am just falling for their pandering to the basic male pervert – by posting videos of their bullshit cheesy mainstream spokesmodels stripping down to topless, wearing nothing ny the panties they are paid to promote – thanks to selling their soul to company for fame, fortune, Leonardo DiCaprio cock, the illusion of success in world where they are nothing more than hot, cheesy, mainstream spokesmodels paid to show off cheap made in China overpriced garbage…the equivalent of girls at a trade show handing out samples…but instead of being free – they are insanely inflated price…garbage video, garbage people, but asses in panties nevertheless..

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2016

12

Sep

Em Rat Cow Has Big Tits Of the Day

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FACE TUNED TO FUCK Rat Cow has big tits, and she wants you to know it – because it’s the only reason she exists, and in these times of career stagnation, celebrity factor plateauing, basically leaving her alone to wonder what the next move is to get where she wants to go…she revists them tits…

This would be far more amazing, incredible, impressive, anything more than just staring at tits, if it required skills, feat of man, or anything more than having tits…

She also went to the US Open where she didn’t show tit – because she’s diverse…in her whoring..

TO SEE HER AT THE US OPEN OF TENNIS IN SHORTS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

12

Sep

Toni Garrn See Through of the Day

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Toni Garrn wore a see through outfit – because that’s the style for models – at fashion week – being fashion and exclusive – doing fashionable things – with nipples – which is a good trend – but kind of takes out the fun when we see their nipples we’ve already seen over the years – because every bitch shows her tits to “not sexualize” herself – even though it’s sexualizing herself – and even if we’re bored of the nipple – we can still jerk off to the nipple – we are men – it’s what we do…

She’s from Germany…she was on the farm team for Victoria’s Secret..I don’t know if she ever got a contract from them – but she did work as Leo’s beard – because he’s gay – and likes to have models around her to distract from that fact – and to help promote the model – because he probably has a piece of their careers…or maybe he’s rich enough and just having them around him is enough…this is something not worth analyzing…I’m just posting this for the see through, because she’s a titty vessel and exploring her inner workings is a waste of time…unless we’re taking her vaginal canal and cervix…explored by our tongues..who knows…

Posted in:SFW|Toni Garrn

2016

12

Sep

Ariel Winter’s Pants are Too Tight of the Day

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You’d normally think that there is no such thing as pants that are too tight, and even when a fat ass squeezes into a size small and you can see the entire underwear or bare ass of the fat chick on the side walk in front of you – you think – those pants are fucking tight – but never too tight for me – just too tight for her – not knowing her size or that the world can see her asshole as she walks..

But Ariel Winter disgusts me – and her money, celebrity, or the fact she’s on TV WILL not make me see past the fact that she looks like a disgusting little troll pig…maybe it’s cuz I don’t get excited by tween tits on TV…or maybe it’s because I know a troll when I see one – and I normally try to run – unless it is 3 am – I am drunk and she’s willing to suck my cock…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

12

Sep

Bella Hadid Nude for GQ of the Day

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My favorite thing about Bella Hadid is knowing that when she was dating the Weeknd, not that any of these people actually date for anything but media coverage, he was getting his dick sucked by Toronto girls I am pretty sure sucked his dick and wouldn’t lie about it – because it was their taste of success…that shit gets them excited…

My second favorite thing about Bella Hadid is that she was the less popular sister, the one who took a backseat to her aggressive famewhore sister, working a healthfood store instead of whroing out with kardashians…all while being hotter than her sister, who at a critical point in her sister’s fame hopped on board, probably thanks to whining to her mom that GIGI doesn’t take her places with her – and made a name for herself, where she gets naked in darker, more erotic shoots…like this one for GQ…

Always go for the second string sister…she’s the better one on all levels..

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2016

12

Sep

61 Year Old CR from CR Fashion Book Shows Them Fashion Tits in a See Through of the Day

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Carine Roitfeld is some editor from VOGUE who created her own magazine called CR Fashion book a while ago, it was seen as some more prestigious magazine because fashion is pretentious and always looking for the more exclusive thing for the insecure losers who buy into that shit to attach themselves to or to try to be a part of…

In being an editor of Vogue, you’ve got to be some pretentious, superficial, famewhore monster who attends all the exclusive parties and acts important with your press pass – sucking up to all the celebrities to get invited to more events – featuring them in her books and magazines stroking their egos in one big circle jerk…

Well, she’s 61 and she’s in a see through shirt – showing nipple – because that’s fashion – and never too old to show nipple..even when you’re too old to show nipple…

Posted in:Carine Roitfeld|SFW

2016

12

Sep

Taylor Hill See Through of the Day

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Taylor Hill is the new Victoria’s Secret model…you’ve never heard of.

One of the girls…they pulled out of who the fuck knows where…who they probably hold a seriously aggressive contract over her head…where they own her and her first born…because without them…she’s just another instagram model…

All these bitches are all the fucking same, but don’t realize it…because their heads are so far up their own self involved asses that they don’t know all the pics they are posting are the fucking same…..they are robots…

But now she’s got a big brand behind her and America fucking loves anyone who has a stamp of approval of a big mall brand..it makes them feel comfortable like she matters more than she does…and all I’m thinking is she’s be better suited for throat fucking porn

Because all of these whores getting overpaid are better suited for throat fucking porn…because that’s more representative of the kind of person they are as they whore out for big evil underwear brands…

She’s at fashion week – showing nipple…because…she sells herself or I guess sold herself…

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Hill