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2016

06

Sep

Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian in a Bathing Suits of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian was recently in a bathing… she was the cuter Kardashian when they were first branding themselves, and I hate saying that any of these monsters are anything interesting – or good…but comparatively – she was the one that fucked white guys…but she’s an old mom now, and cute has become totally uninteresting – and more importantly just another one we want to throw into the fucking fire pit where the rest of these idiots belong…

What is interesting – is the rebuilt Khloe Kardashian, the monster Kardashian, who has done a little fitness and a lot of plastic surgery – which is nothing abnormal for the family, they must have an in house dude – as this ass – is not her ass, it’s not even her dad OJ Simpson’s genetics…it’s all ass injections – clown ass – and the sickest thing about this disgusting creature is that young girls, 18 year old girls – follow her fucking lead…it’s so twisted…the world…is so twisted…so stupid looking – but black dudes love it…and that’s all that matters to her deep cunt.

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2016

06

Sep

Alexis Ren and Sara Sampaio and a Bunch of Other Idiots at Burning Man of the Day

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Burning Man happened, so if you are on social media, which I am not really, but I am unfortunately aware of what’s going on – because I’ve created this stupid existence with this stupid site that I am addicted to updating for no real reason other than I got nothing else going on and can’t quit it…

Now, for those of you who don’t know about Burning Man, it’s a fucking nightmare to me, where all these losers dress up like Tank Girl in the middle of the desert, to listen to very important and underground artists like SKRILLEX, with very down to earth – removing themselves from all the luxuries of the world like wifi and showers – except in the wifi and shower zone…

It’s like Halloween in September…giving rich people a reason to dress up…and feel like they are part of something because they are vapid and empty…and like thinking they aren’t…

I clicked the burning man hashtag and along with Alexis Ren – Instagram model and Sara Sampaio – Victoria’s Secret model…there was a bunch of other silliness that doesn’t seem appealing to be stuck in the desert with….even if they show their tits while on psychedelics….

The whole gathering seems idiotic…but I’m here looking at the pics…not staring at the tits…so who’s the real idiot in all this…yep…me…

They call themselves Burners but none ever burn to death…bummer…

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Posted in:Alexis Ren|Burning Man|Sara Sampaio|SFW

2016

06

Sep

Woman Pulls Sommething Out of Her Vagina in the Subway and Other Videos of the Day

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Gay Gangster Loses His Phone and Freaks Out

Chinese Man Offers Free Massages to Molest girls…

Dad Throws Daughter to Get Her Balloon off the Ceiling

Weird Suicide of the Day

Lady Gets Naked on a Baltimore Bus

Shits in a Supermarket

Belly Dancer of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

06

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The fact that Canada has strict gun laws, makes strip searching girls in the park while dressed like a security guard, looking for people packing guns, next to impossible…

I spent my Labor day in a park…trying to figure out ways to get girls to show me their vaginas.

None showed me their vaginas, at least not intentionally, but thanks to their slutty shorts, I feel like I saw womb…

It was a success…for a very low expectations person…Here are some morning LINKS…

The week has begun..

Labor Day Weekend Poolside Sluts…
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Two Girls and their Vagina Flash
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Great White Shark Circles Father and Son
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Stalone’s Daughter is Not Wearing Bra
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Can Mel Gibson Make a Comeback…
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Charlotte McKinney’s Got Some Tits
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The Selfie Stick Clipper…
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Irish Journalist VS Abortion
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Seth Meyers’ New Duplex…
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Girls Tugging on Clothes…
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Lea Seydoux Hot for Esquire…
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2016

05

Sep

Nadine Velazquez Tits at Burning Man of the Day

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I have never been to burning man, but it seems like a total nightmare to me. People who have a lot of money – trying to have some spiritual experience and find their annoying selves in the desert…like hippies who fly private jets…

You know people who call themselves burners, and forge bonds with other burners, all while doing drugs and running around naked or half naked…

Group gatherings in any form, other than mass suicides don’t really interest me, but I guess in being on a spiritual journey where showing tits is part of the equation isnt’ that bad – when they post up the pics…all nippleless – cuz they aren’t that liberated and free…but rather just full of shit as we suspected..

She’s a little too old for this, but at the same time, never too old for this…

Posted in:Nadine Velazquez|SFW

2016

05

Sep

It’s Labor Day of the Day

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It’s Labor Day – and every Labor Day I pay tribute to all of our moms who have gone into labor to create us – which historically is the whole point of Labor Day, take time off for yourself to reflect and have a rebirth in which you can’t wear white pants or some shit….the point is that I know not all of you like your mom, or want to watch birthing videos, but this joke was funny when I first did it and is jus gross and played out now, but who am I to shit on or disrespect tradition…happy Labor Day / end of summer / beginning of summer if you’re moving to Australia bullshit day off by getting drunk and date raping people more drunk than you

Noah’s Birth….

Emotional Live Birth…

Their Amazing Birth Video

Ryan’s Birth

Dog Gives Birth to Puppies!!

Baby is Born – Fully Intact!

Doggy Style Birth

Real child Birth…

Big Titty Child Birth

More Natural CHild Birth

Baby Birthed in the Hot Tum – Like So Many SPring Breaks

Floating Afterbirth Inflatable!

Posted in:Labor Day|SFW

2016

05

Sep

Mila Kunis Sloppy Mom Tit for Labor Day of the Day

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Here’s something exciting for all you fucking perverts, yes, I know there’s only one of you and your a bot from RUSSIA and don’t actually exist, but pretending to have readers allows me to keep this going, while talking to myself but not thinking I am talking to myself, because that’d be weird.

Her name is Mila Kunis, Jackie from That 70s Show, and she’s carrying the second baby from her TV Romance with Ashton Kutcher from That 70s Show, because they get each other, and because he went on to become a dot com investor who made billions and she went on to be some leading lady, who is now an old mom – and who we can collectively not give a fuck about, but when her milf filled tits pops out of her dress, while carrying a fetus or parasite leeching off her…something that isn’t porn to me, but may allow her weirdo scifi fantasy fans to pretend or role play or LARP or whatever the fuck they do when they masturbate that she is carrying an alien baby, or their baby, or some fucking nerd shit…that is not the demon that is Ashton Kutcher’s spawn…

Or if you’re like me – you can focus on tit…it’s not much of a skill…but it’s what you gotta do – when you see pics like this…

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Posted in:Mila Kunis|SFW

2016

05

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens in a Bra of the Day

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Our girl Vanessa Hudgens…the leader of the celebrity nude scandals, if you eliminate PORNO HATING PORN STAR PAM ANDERSON and the other legitimate sex tapes….she was one of the first to have nude selfies, digital nudes from a phone, of her posing in a mirror naked, because she’s a narcissist, full bush because she’s half Monkey…not in a racist way, in a DNA way…or maybe it was because she knows I love bush…and has forever held a warm place in my dark cold heart…even through the fat years, and now through the fully shaved, waxed, there’s no beard on this bearded lady….where she leaves Yoga in a slutty sports bra..looking like early man…all head forward foraging for berries or some shit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2016

05

Sep

Charlotte McKinney Holding a Shit in of the Day

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Either Charlotte McKinney has no ass, or she’s squeezing her no ass as hard as she can so that she doesn’t shit herself, especially not in the white shorts, on a day where she’s called the paparazzi to fixate on her hard nipple tits…that would be so embarrassing…

You can’t have it all, you know ridiculous tits on a skinny frame don’t always come with a strong chin, sometimes they come with a weak chin, and they sure as hell don’t always come with a nice ass, especially not when it’s holding in the free meal she got working the day shift at Hooters, thanks to having never made a dollar in the entertainment industry, she’s more a self-funded girl…who has a tax evading father to pay her rent…but if she didn’t have the actual father, you know she’d be a straight instagram hooker…hooking her way for more likes…but she doesn’t need to be…what she needs to be is doing squats….

But the good news for her is that she’s good enough to jerk off to…and has fans…but then again, I was listening to the Radio yesterday and her mentor an spirit animal Kate Upton was mentioned by the radio host as being the hottest girl ever…meaning…dudes who like tits, only see tits, and these are tits…where as dudes who like hot chicks…can see more than just tits…to focus on the flaws that is Charlotte McKinney, the non-famous who thinks she’s famous…

She also wore a white shirt -Fascinating stuff…

TO SEE MORE OF HER IN A WHITE SHIRT AND TIGHT JEANS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

05

Sep

Ariel Winter Won’t Be Wearing White After Labor Day of the Day

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I like to think the above picture is the most accurate depiction of Ariel Winter, because this is everything I see, every time she’s showing off her ass or still huge cuz she’s fat – breast reduced tits…

She’s not cute, she’s not hot, and you’d have to be a real weirdo who watched her grow up and developed an emotional attachment to her to think she is….she’s got no neck, she’s a midget, it’s circus freak shit, probably why her parents threw her into acting…it was that or be the walmart check out girl…acting paid more…

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