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2016

19

Aug

Pregnant Rihanna by the Pool in a Bathing Suit of the Day

After just posting BEYONCE IN YELLOW JUMPING OFF A YACHT , I figure it only makes sense to post some pics of a pregnant Rihanna, the girl who motivates Beyonce to be fit, to keep her man interested in her, because of all the money Rihanna brings into Jay Z…it puts Beyonce in an insecure place….which doesn’t happen when you’re Queen B..bullshit…

She’s probably not pregnant, based on drinking the wine, she’s just starting to fill out like the island girl she is, and if you’ve been to any island you’ll know that they don’t take advantage of the ocean to swim fucking laps in, but instead take advantage of the fast food restaurant to become 400 pounds in…

She is in Zurich though, FANCY…a long way away from her small little Island town…which should give young sluts with average level talent hope that one day – they too can be scooped up and exploited…

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2016

19

Aug

Beyonce Jumping off a Yacht of the Day

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I hate Beyonce. I hate that she’s marketed herself as Queen B, and people buy into it and refer to her as Queen B. I hate puns and I hate cunts who are just manipulating – trying to stay relevant, singing empowering shit she doesn’t actually mean – since she’s been rich and successful since she was a kid…

She’s just a white washed scam, designed by white people to use black people to reach white people and everyone along the way can make some money.

There is zero authentic about her and she’s not even hot – even though she’s trying really fucking hard to be…

But for some reason…I fucking love these pics of her jumping off a yacht…they made me laugh out loud…and I never laugh, laughing is for retards and peasants…but this shit is pure comedy gold…but it’d be better if this was her escaping a hostile terrorist attack on her 300 million dollar yacht…walk the plank bitch, we pirates….to really give her a taste of excitement in her life of luxury…

It reminds me of this video I put on my shitty instagram

Life….

A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Aug 18, 2016 at 6:27pm PDT

Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2016

19

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Bra in Santa Monica of the Day

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Does anyone really give a fuck about Bella Thorne and her taking her red headed, fit, tight, young, recently celebrated even though no one knows who she really is, tits out in a sports bra…

She’s a shameless instagrammer…who has this ability to post smut that is harmeless – but good enough for perverts to follow..

She’s got 13 million followers, 13 million people give a fuck about her, and there’s nothing to her..but sticking tongues out, wearing bikinis, showing cleavage….and being as horny as any redhead I’ve met is…seriously…they all have something to prove for some reason, a reason I call being a ginger…through fucking…which may be why she goes that extra mile to make people give a fuck…

It’s not really worth investigating, or hiring a private eye to figure out for us…it’s just the era of the shameless, self involved, narcissistic slut who likes taking selfies, and really likes the pervert feedback…it makes their pussies wet…like that pat on the back their parents once gave them when they got their first child acting check in….

She’s fucking working it from every angle. Good hustle…that requires no hustle…making it a great hustle…

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2016

19

Aug

Jennifer Connelly Lost her Tits and Swam Her Ass Off of the Day

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Even Jennifer Connelly is asking where her tits went….

She is 45 year old and her body is pretty fucking fit, so no complaints there, this could be a lot more disgusting an experience…

But the only real complaint is that her monster tits she once had are no more, I guess that happens with menopause, the fear of getting older so you turn to fitness or aybe some hormone therapy to feel and be youthful. It could be starvation that makes her lose fat everywhere….or at 45 it could even be cancer….or some other disease making her rot away…who knows…I just remember her for her tits…I remember her being the tits you’d seek to find in independent movies at the Video store when renting DVDs and VHS were your porn..without being porn…and now she’s just a tight bodied old lady…

My only question is why her fitness program doesn’t include doing squats – because clearly she works out – I mean that or just starves herself like smart girls do…but she has too much energy to be starved….because along with losing her tits..she’s lost her ass…and I mean to not have an ass is the female equivalent of bros who always skip their leg day…it’s just makes for a more awkward experience when it comes to jerking off to an old lady…

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Posted in:Jennifer Connelly|SFW

2016

19

Aug

Adwoa Aboah Topless of the Day

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Adwoa Aboah has tits…

Now I don’t know who Adwoa Aboah – but apparently she’s a celebrated model, trying to get into acting, who has a very African name, and a very interesting FRECKLED face that is what probably launched her career and made her happen..

This is for some shoot for i-D magazine, some VICE owned fashion nonsense, so I guess it’s hip, high concept, amazing, but it just looks like tits being given the old “My tits used to be this perky”…if you’ve ever banged 40 year old you’ll know what I mean…the hands above the head is the fucking move…it is nature’s breast implant…

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2016

19

Aug

Helena Christensen Nipple in Vogue Portugal of the Day

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Helena Christensen still looks amazing…and she’s probably in her 70s…

She was one of the earlier Victoria’s Secret models…and is a nice reminder that Victoria’s Secret models never die, well I’m sure at least one has, maybe of anorexia or drugs…but I’m not talking about those ones….

Early Victoria’s Secret was a better, simpler time, before Victoria’s Secret was played out, tacky, for basic ghetto bitches in every fucking mall. You know when the images weren’t the fucking same for 3 decades, but were exciting and celebrated, designed to target men, to give them something to jerk off to in an era there was no porn, and to give wives a modern take on the Sears Catalog…brilliant really…

Send jerk off material to homes everywhere without getting in trouble…and being jerked off to by millions…made these girls stars…and rightfully so, because a woman’s looks and ability to pose in underwear to make men richer – including their pimp agents…is really her only worth…Thanks for the life lessson in Feminism Victoria’s Secret…

Now this one is for Vogue Portugal, I guess they need shit to look at when not fishing…

Posted in:Helena Christensen|SFW

2016

19

Aug

Old Lady Hilary Duff’s Tits on Snapchat of the Day

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We call this snapchat filter – Titty Stretch Marks because it makes them stretch marks on them mom tits – that were stretched out as a parasite caused her to fill up with milk and then tried to suck them dry…until succeeding…and I’ve had parasites and know it’s a fucking mess…really pop.

You know the back and white contrast making a roadmap on her tits that I’d like to navigate…not because I am a Hilary Duff jailbait fan, but because I am a new recruit and I like how strong her legs and ass are…strong enough to handle a hockey team…in the locker room…during initation…it’s how she met her husband…as you know, a classic college aged romance….with a lot more money and issues from being exploited as a child..

And the real question is – what happened to Haylie Duff…it’s like she died…oh…I just googled her and she’s on TV with a cooking show, I mean that’d make sense since her face was so weird, she’d have to trick men with good meals…not that this is about Haylie duff, she’s just always trying to get a piece of anything her baby sister’s involved in…the other sibling..always the worst..

Here’s Hilary leaving the gym…all strong assed in leggigns…

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2016

19

Aug

Nina Dobrev and Julianne Hough are Love Level Mooners of the Day

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LA girls are so fucking annoying…not that either of these girls are from LA, one is from Canada, and I think these pictures are taken in Canada, while the other one is from wherever the fuck the song and dance HOUGHS are from…

They are just like the high school cheerleaders are in movies. All excited and happy to be alive, smiling and being all cute and bubbly on camera. Likeable to the retards, but really dark behind the scenes – because no one is a fucking Disney character every day all day…

I also know girls who have Fucked Seacrest, who HOUGH HUGH WHO HOUGH hooooo dated…and dude does some wild and crazy cocaine fueled things…not that you wouldn’t if you had to be a dancing monkey 19 hours a day…and you created the Karadashians cancer to society….or is it AIDS…

It’s just a lot of smiles and hugs and fake bullshit..when they are really just humans..barely humans..but humans nonetheless..

So seeing BFFs seems like bullshit, but seeing them moon, without showing full ass, is also bullshit, but it’s their way of being cute, and fun, doing something I want done every time I drive by a school bus full of college girls…but it never happens…it doesn’t happen in real life…but when you’re constantly acting and putting on a show…it does…

But I know..that at least one of these asses has gaped…so play all fun and innocent..but you can’t fool me motherfuckers..

Here’s a video of her falling while wake surfing…

A video posted by Nina Dobrev (@ninadobrev) on Aug 18, 2016 at 9:50am PDT

Posted in:Julianne Hough|Nina Dobrev|SFW

2016

19

Aug

Sara Sampaio Slutty for The Edit of the Day

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So The Edit is a magazine put out by a fashion retailer – to push their products on the average consumer – and they do it by doing photoshoots with models like Sara Sampaio…

This is to promote their fall dresses, at least that’s what I read…but the reality of it is that she’s actually barely wearing the dresses, or wearing them like we’d hope all women buying them would wear them…all dramatic and in bathtubs with their little tits out….even if they had big tits, or were bigger girls….

But instead, these dresses will be worn to offices, to events…and none of them how masterfully they captured as slutty Sara Sampaio…trained by Victoria’s Secret…you know the professionals at turning girls into half naked celebrities…

Sara Sampaio is the Adriana Lima replacement, possibly created by Lima DNA in Josephine Skriver’s dad’s lab…but I have no proof of that…I just have these pics of her in a dress..

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2016

19

Aug

The Kylie and Kendall and Kim Instagram Photoshoot of the Day

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Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner have put out their pictures from the Kylie 19 despite having the ass of a 45 year old mom and a face of a 50 year old stripper all thanks to stupid plastic surgery procedures her garbage family has made industry standard, and that girls everywhere are getting done, despite looking like fucking clowns…all cheap and indistinguishable from trashy porn chicks while being fucking near billionaires….because they make fucking money.

I saw an ad the other day saying Kylie was an Entrepreneur and trendsetter, and the sick thing is that she is, young girls follow her and think she’s got something magical to offer, when really she’s just a shameless whore..

These pics are instagram perfect, this what all those pics look like, all the same poses, and setting, and soulless fucking drivel that doesn’t fucking matter, but that dudes will go “i’d fuck that”..and chicks say “I want to be what dudes want to fuck”..

It’s just spoiled, disgusting, humans…and they should be exterminated, but instead 22 year old media buyers still throw money at them – because they still push fucking product better than even the most eager Avon lady…

Fuck this garbage family…and I know you would, for the right price, the mom would let you…

Here are the booty centered pics…cuz they know what works for the family as a whole…I’m talking to you BRUCE