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2016

22

Jun

Selena Gomez in her Best Picture Ever of the Day

Apparently this is – Selena Gomez – in her best picture in the history of any picture she’s ever done. I’m actually starting to understand the hype that is Selena Gomez…all it took was hitting her from the right angle and not in a Chris Brown kind of way, or even a Bieber’s ejaculate against her cervix kind of way, but in a hip, modern, one piece bathing suit that stages her puffy steroid from lupus cheeks in a way that doesn’t make her look like a cartoon character…

I rarely think that Selena Gomez is hot, I usually am blinded by knowing she’s media manipulator, highly trained by the Disney school of entertainers, and that alone made her irritating about Bieber sex offending, about her LUPUS and her CHEMO to treat her LUPUS and the fact that she’s gone into pop star world…when she’s an actor as a fucking cash grab…

But her implants are cool right…

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2016

22

Jun

Bella Thorne in a Bikini of the Day

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I am sure I posted a bunch of the paparazzi / social media pics of Bella Thorne shooting this….I remember the bathing suit…and apparently it was for GALORE, which is some pretentious mainstream magazine that takes vapid pics of “relevant” it girls, and throw trendy parties at the trendy events around the world…that all the sugar babies circuit through…from Fashion week to award shows to Art Basel and other shit…Galore is there with an every at best event – trying to culturally appropriate the youth culture…but showcases their IDOLS who they actually don’t care about in stupid piss colored “I only shoot on film” type shoots…fuck off…

This is safe, it’s low level Disney, it’s safe, it’s boring, it’s advertising friendly but most importantly it is basic, uninspiring, not exciting, like some 40 year old taking pics of some 40 year old dressed like an 18 year old, pretending to be 18, to make ad money…

Basic garbage catalog pics…for a fake magazine…with a fake celebrity…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

22

Jun

Ashley Smith Mermaid Titty Parade of the Day

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Texan Titty Model Hipster who broke through the scene thanks to DONALD TRUMP’s agency…and who is now a New York based Sports Illustrated model – who along with all the other Sports Illustrated New York Based Models…who do their sugar baby-ing in the New York and not in LA – or Miami where there are beaches that you’d assume they’d be bikini-ing..you know practicing their only skilly they have ever been celebrated for…went to the Coney Island Mermaid parade, where she was a little edgier than her friends and body painted them nipples…because big tits, on a titty model is all she knows….and all she is capable of doing…

Posted in:Ashley Smith|SFW

2016

22

Jun

Roxane Mesquida in Grazia France of the Day

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Roxane Mesquida is apparently a model, actress, and all around good time who has been involved in a ton of shit that no one really cares about – but that involves and is not limited to her getting naked in Grazia for Purienne, who is an awesome photographer – but these pics are pretty uneventful.

I guess at 34 year old, we shouldn’t expect more and as a France born actress…we shouldn’t really bother noticing them tits…since this is just standard Euro that UK doesn’t want to be a part of bikini…

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2016

22

Jun

Kate Bock Bikini Model of the Day

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Kate Bock is a bikini model who is probably best known for being in Sports Illustrated….

I don’t get impressed when I meet or see girls who are in Sports Illustrated, they are never the hottest girls, they are never the most interesting girls, and they’ve actually fallen off hard…and lost out to Victoria’s Secret, who use quality models…

I do think about their sugar daddies or rich parents that finance their lives and their bullshit, because they are likely busy people, too busy to know SI is irrelevant and not that important and that it’s a good badge when bragging about the pussy you fuck….even though SI rarely makes these girls ANY money…only some people pull it off.

Girls everywhere, especially instagram think this SI shit is an end all / be all / stamp of approval their egos need to increase their standards and hopefully fuck Leo DiCaprio…

I don’t know if this one has had Leo’s PR push yet, but I’ll assume she has and if she hasn’t, it’s the top item on her business plan…because she’s a personal brand people, maybe even a “fashion blogger”…or “beauty blogger”…or “Travel blogger”…catch phrase bullshit to try to scam brands into paying you – because…you might as well leverage your low fucking level…

Posted in:Kate Bock|SFW

2016

22

Jun

Ebonee Davis Has Big Tits of the Day

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Her name is Ebonee Davis…she’s got some big great tits and I am guessing she’s not an Angela Jolie adoptee, even though Angelina Jolie would be the kind of humanitarian who throws her kid into modeling while trying to save the world..not to mention she’d do a pretentious ethnic name…

But there is no way a white person is naming anything black – Ebonee…that’s a name black people name their black babies, it’d be like a black family adopting a white kid – not sure if that happens, but if it did, and they named it Cracker or Honky…

It’s not that ebony isn’t a pretty name, for a pretty girl, with pretty tits, but when you adopt black you don’t call in black…

I am sure I could have wikipediaed her to determine that this post was a lot of unnecessary words….to support tits that don’t need support since they are perfect.

I love black girls…but black girl lives matter…but unfortunately black girls don’t want to adopt me and introduce me to their vaginas…because they are racist…

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2016

22

Jun

Hailey Baldwin in the “Sexy Issue” of the Day

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You’d think it’d be hard being the daughter of Stephen Baldwin, you know because he’s Stephen Baldwin, but as it turns out – the world are fucking fame whores and even the daughter of the local mattress store commercial is getting invited to exclusive places, or is hanging out with exclusive people, like the whore Jenners and Hadids as their friend who was raised in the entertainment world…

People open doors to anyone with a famous last name, except maybe for Ireland..no one cares about her, but that’s probably because her parents are pretty A-List, where Hailey, from Stephen is more of a joke you point and laugh at, but realize she’s strategically chosen her friends to be “it-girls” in their own vapid bubble no one actually cares about, but that people buy into because people are lazy and they are making the most noise, even if that noise isn’t interesting at all…

She’s in Paper magazine, because Paper magazine wants to get plugged on her instagram for follower, not because Paper magazine like or respect her and why would she be respected, she does virtually zero.

The only thing people can say about this is “oh she has brown hair now, big moves, big deals”…garbage.

Here are some videos…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2016

22

Jun

Couple Having Sex in Broad Daylight and Other Videos of the Day

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Lady Breast Feeds Baby After breaking Leg

WOman Takes off Clothes to Protest on Street

Naked Dude VS Police

Ronaldo Gets Annoyed by Reporter

Anesthesia Problems…

Drunk Of the Day

Chernobyl Fish

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

22

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Facebook has been advertising a restaurant I was at / but never googled or looked up on my phone. So the only explanation is they track where I physically am….like they are Russian spies and I matter or I am a defector…only to display ads to me….

Time to bring back the not smart flip phone. Motherfuckers can go monetize some other asshole – or old person – since facebook is for old people…

I’m just there or here…or anywhere for the tits…because tits get hits…and I figure why not stare at them before dying of a massive stroke / heart disease / overdose…

Here are some morning links…

Girls With Dimples
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This Hooker Brought Down the Oakland Police because 31 Cops Fucked her
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Selma Blair Hospitalized…
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Playing the Piano on the Arctic Ocean
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The Physics of Fencing
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Demi Lovato Quit Twitter – is Back on Twitter
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Celine Dion Erotica
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The Sexiest Moments in Film
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Taylor SWift Diverts Being a WHore by Saying “He’s the One”…
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2016

21

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Said no one ever – is so common it should be Said Everyone Ever…because Shut the fuck with your proving that you’re all a bunch of drones

Apparently, I was mentioned Howard Stern show today – with some of my homies, why did only one person tell me? Why don’t people care about me? Why am I so alone. Hold me.

I haven’t had media mention in probably 10 years when I did Maxim…or maybe it was 2010 when the Guardian covered me.

I am obsolete…I’ve only been a blogger since 2004…but at least a Stern Staffer likes tits….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls in Sports Bras
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Tom from Blink 182 Quit the Band to Hunt Aliens
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Blake Lively Tits Pimp Shark Movie
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Jake Gyllenhaal and Rooney Mara Together
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Rita Ora Sports Bra
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Michael Jackson’s Porn Collection wsas Weird
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WTF is Dabbing Marijuana???
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How They Made Fried Chicken in the 18th Century
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Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn
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It’s Raining Furniture in Miami
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Man VS Bear
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Girls Rocking Out in the Gym
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Some Maxim Model in a Bikini
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Hunter Haley King Tits
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Paris Hilton is Digusting
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Frenchy Morgan – Totally See Through
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Black Lives Matter Activist Loses Fight to Black 16 Year Old Trump Reporter
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Golden Girls Themed Cafe – Exists
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Behind the Scenes Game of THrones Battle
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Ariel Winter is Going to UCLA
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Blake Lively Tits
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Dude Explores Bob Dylan
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Hilary Duff Ass with a Horse
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Maika Monroe Tits
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Pixie Lott Legs in Concert
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The New Rolls Royce is Pretty Serious
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Demi Lovato has a Crazy Person Episode
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Ashley James Bikini Action
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn
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Yesterday’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day – Curated By Me – Because I Curate My Life You Know
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Good Old Fashioned Cum Shot
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Dildo of the Day
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Some Chick Named Sabrina in Pink with Huge Tits
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Brett Rossi Before Sheen AIDS
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Dumb Cunt in Porn
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Some Slut Named Heather
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POLL – IS SHE AMATEUR OR NOT
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Sluts Strip in Public
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Best Cameltoe Ever
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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