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2016

01

Jul

Sara Jean Underwood Still Instagram Whoring of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood is in her 30s, I spent the last 4-5 months ignoring her instagram hustle because it was so fucking obvious and that annoyed me – while she’s living up in Montana or Colorado, done with the Hollywood lie / life, she’s still managing to secure her fans from her Playboy days and her Attack of the Show G4TV show that made Oliva Munn and her nerd posse exist…..while building up a new audience doing share-for-share shoutouts with every hooker on instagram – creating a mini empire of cheesy and trash – while still rocking her great body – and I’m not really a fan, but how could you hate on over photoshopped cheesy classic Playboy pics, that Playboy doesn’t even do anymore – it’s like flashback friday – only it’s recent because it’s all she knows…

Photoshoots for instagram -…

Videos for instagram….

She’s also on snapchat….low level porn on an RV…great booty…shitty implants…memories of the only smut we once had..

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2016

01

Jul

Madison Riley Has Tits of the Day

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You may remember Madison Riley as her 2006 role in Smallville where she’s credited as “COUSIN” but she was so much more than that…

Or maybe you remember her in something called Miss March where she played “SOCIALITE” but who we know carried the story and put “MISS MARCH” on the map..

Or maybe you remember her from her acting break where she had no jobs in 2013, and the industry shut down and couldn’t handle a life without Madison Riley on Camera.

Well – this is her playing “INSTAGRAM MODEL” in a photoshoot topless for a “photographer” who probably has a big following – in hopes of breaking through and finally living the life she’s worked so hard – barely working – for…

Whoever the dude who told women to get topless to get ahead, or to be empowered, or to really break out …is a legend, a god, who needs to be worshiped – because the tits from all levels keep coming at me…and I am all about seeing every tit ever..or die trying…so much so that I’ve committed my life to it…but barely…I have commitment issues.

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2016

01

Jul

Penelope Cruz Cancer Tits from a Movie of the Day

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I feel like I already posted some of these pics from some recent enough movie called MAMA – where Penelope Cruz has breast cancer and survives then hangs out one tittied with DICKs…at least that is what these screen grabs are telling me…

I figure you probably like cancer ward patients because they aren’t strong enough to run from you, or maybe the lonely ones like your company and get you in on the will, or maybe terminally ill is your thing, some like to be first lovers de-virginizing, others like to be last lovers pre death….which also comes with little commitment….meaning you can’t get stuck with one of the clingers unless of course you give them hope to survive…

Either way, Penelope Cruz, who I don’t think is that hot, and I used to fuck a girl who looked like her, proving she’s not that hot, because hot girls don’t fuck me, is playing a cancer survivor to get another Oscar, it’s the equivalent of Cuba Gooding Jr playing a retard, because the Oscar people love conflict, I mean they gave Anne Hathaway an Oscar for cutting off her hair…and in this movie Penelope Cruc cut off titty..,…but it may not have worked out – or got nominated – it came out a year ago – but I like to think we’ve all won a bit – because of the tit – that could be hers or could be prosthetic – which in either case is great – since nothing is real, fake is good enough…

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2016

01

Jul

Lindsay Vonn Skiing Fame Whore of the Day

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Lindsay Vonn is a pro skier, who dated TIGER WOODS after his whole publicly fucking some of the grimiest fucking hookers while married – making me think that she either identifies as a grimy hooker, or maybe she’s just into the press that comes with being TIGER’s new grimy hooker…it does well for business…

They’ve broke out, but the skier, is not out in a ski suit likes she’s used to, she’s gone full deep V – athtletic tits out and shiny leggings, all made up like she’s heading to the strip club to give out lap dances, or maybe to live the life as the REAL HOUSEWIFE OF SKIN country…all trashy and down to have her face fucked – because all the fillers made her mouth numb and capable of handling the abuse…

I have been around skiers for the last 25 years, I live in Canada, and every ski chick, whether a racer or an instructor is just always in the mood to fuck. Most have legs I’d be scared to fuck, a little too thick and muscular – but good when it’s bouncing on your dick….and maybe it’s becuase of the way the wind hits their clits in their spandex suits….

So I can assume, based on look and overall vibe of Lindsay Vonn, that this skier is rebranding as slut…Olympic Athlete is just not sex enough – it sounds like she’s some kind of dude and the only way to regulate that is to bust out them tits.

That’s a powerful ass in the ski hill that is LA…

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2016

01

Jul

Kelly Brook Big Tits Getting Out of Car of the Day

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Kelly Brook is serious bottom feeding top heavy whichis conventient because she’s titty model who is really fucking old now…

She’s still got her tits, sure she’s fatter, but she’s always been fat, I met Rugby players in the UK who have fucked her and they laugh about how sloppy she was…at her prime…TRUE STORY…before she decided to move to AMerica…to try and make it by 40. It’s what happens when you get rich for very little and believe you have what it takes to really go for the gold….

She hasn’t been lurking around too much and she’s really not that exciting when she does, but she did bring her fat tits out of a car like she’s the Royal family, and there’s nothing really wrong with that – especially if you like your tits to be old and rich for no reason, but bottom feeding to try to get famous, with an accent…

She should go back to titty modeling…

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2016

01

Jul

Artist Lets Dudes on the Street Touch Her Vagina and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Stuffs Bag of Feces Down Woman’s Pants in Manhattan a

Man Gets Mad at Breast Feeding Mom

Brawl with Chainsaw and Ax

Female Passenger Kick Other Passenger in the Face – White People

Oceanside Drunk Driver Plows Through Pedestrian and Drives a Mile with her Car Like This..

Husband Tries to Behead Wife

Skydiving Demo Loses Parachute – But Lives

Fake Handicapped Busted

Real Men Chug Vodka Like Real Men

Cops Beat Kid for Recording Them

Robber VS Glass Door

Condomless Sex from Hooker for 80 Chinese Dollars (12 USD)

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2016

01

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not one of those bro’s in a MENINIST shirt that is going viral, you know the kind of date rapist who fucks girls he slut shames so bad with his premature ejaculation issue, you’ve seen the meme….but I do think there’s double standard because when I wear my uncomfortably tight sweat pants thanks to being obese…trying to get some females to rape me, ideally with their mouths they never do it…yet when girls wear short skirts and no panties, or even tight leggings jacked up into their twats…they can always find a dude willing to date rape her…

Life is unfair…

Bouncy GIFs
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Zac Effron on Steroids Makes me Laugh
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Heidi Klum Crop Top…
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Rihanna’s New Slutty video for Star Trek – Cashing In
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Charlotte McKinney Tits
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Rihanna and Drake
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Do You Care Whether Lindsay Lohan Have Any Regrets
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Dealing with a Drunk Girlfriend
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Epic Water Bottle Flipping….
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2016

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s a long weekend in Canada, so no one is working tomorrow, which means that tonight is the night I creep the streets like the creep that I am and offer to lick maple syrup off unsuspecting women in short shorts, really short shorts, such short shorts I feel like they are inviting me to lick maple syrup off them and film sex tapes no one will want to watch…but me…and I think all the feminist rape culture activists agree…

Here are some stepLINKS for the evening.

Hot Sluts Not in Bras Because They ARe Sluts
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Jennifer Aniston’s Hardest Nipples Ever
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Brandi Glanville – G-String
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Rupert Murdoch – Went to the Ab Fab Premiere – What
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Roomba Beer Pong
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Climbing the Eiffel Tower
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Matt McConaughey and His Hot Wife – Still Together
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Lindsay Lohan is a Slut of the Day
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Mexican Restaurant Brawl
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Busty Pregnant Mila Kunis!
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Pregnant Blac Chyna is Terrifying
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Pippa Mideelton – Upskirt
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Rihanna’s New Video…
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The Philosophy of Bill Murray
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Crazy Make-Up Skills
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Hot Girls in Shorts Because they are Sluts
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Exercise isn’t the Best Way to Lose Weight
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Sporty Sluts
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Some Slut Named Rebecca Hall in a Bikini
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Kitten Jumps in the Puppy Cage
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Kim Kardashian Butt Pads
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Em Rat Cow Posts Her Cleavage
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Paris Hilton Reminds You that Kim Kardashian Famous..
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Big Tits…in a GIF
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Teen Masturbating…
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Girl Undressing
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Redneck Brawl
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

30

Jun

Kate Hudson – Bare Ass of the Day

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Kate Hudson posted of her ass… magic didn’t happen…life didn’t change for anyone involved…

That’s all i have to say about a pussy that’s been everywhere – and that’s even made people Owen Wilson try to kill himself.

Fascinating. Needs more anus.

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2016

30

Jun

Selena Gomez Nipple Slip of the Day

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Apparently this is a Selena Gomez nipple slip.

I don’t see it but nerds have the ability to see nipples in everything and there is something fleshy that looks like it is stabled to her shirt, and it would make sense because this girl does anything and everything to get noticed, whether milking her disease, or her breakup or her CHEMO – it’s just all about getting as much buzz about her, around her, to make her money so she can cash in over and over again like she was Taylor Swift, everyone is winning, upside for everyone, keep the industry under their control, while idiots feed into them…

I don’t care about her tits, her new face, the way she’s trying to sexualize herself, even if this was a nip slit, I’d rather it it was a slit slip – because I love slit..on slut…even if it is tainted…SLIT…

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