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2016

31

Aug

Elizabeth Banks Butt Shot in Leggings of the Day

Elizabeth Banks wants you to look at her 42 year old rich as fuck thanks to that Glee bullshit sing-a-long movie with Anna Kendrick – that she put together. You just need one hit to establish yourself in the world…

I guess this is her subtle mooning, like “fuck you all, I did it, and I don’t even have a good ass”….despite being packaged as the dumb hot chick in movies prior to her Glee Bootleg sing-a-long movie…because Hollywood has very little taste…

Now I don’t hate Elizabeth Banks, I just hate getting lost in pics of her ass in leggings…because it’s really not that good…but it’s happened…and we all get to experience it…

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2016

31

Aug

Christina Milian in Onesies of the Day

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Christina Milian has a camel toe in a pair of SPANX because if she didn’t have the spanx on, she’d probably explode all over the motherfucking place – like the mom who is trying to be hot – despite being in her mid 30s – since BLACK DON’T CRACK…and her crack, both vaginal, anal and oral…has been all she’s good for all this time…so milk it like the attention seeking cow she is…

You know the kind of trash envious of the Kardashians..in a “it shoulda been me, I’m actually block with a silly body, living that hip hop life…and I can sing and dance”….jealousy she’s gotta have because if this isn’t some Kim K bootleg shit…it’s just shit…

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2016

31

Aug

Lady Boy VS Rape Culture and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Car Roles and Continues Like it is Nothing…

Horny Muslim – Molests His Adult Daughter 1 minute 30 in…

Guy Rides an Ostrich to Work

Tanker Explodes on Highway

Hyena in the Bath

Best Performance during and Insurance Scam

Snake in the Chicken Coop

Hawk Drops Live Snake on Family BBQ – Looks Fake…

Dude Gets Shot Eating Ice Cream

Cat Saved by Ravioli Can

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2016

31

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I keep trying to convince random girls from the internet to pay for me to get drunk. I like the reverse sugar daddy situation. Where they ask me to pay for their food, and I counter with trying to get them to buy me things, since I have no money, and would rather keep that money for my own drinking, not to mention if I do pay for their shit they aren’t going to put out anyway, it’s all some racket or scam they run to eat for free so that they don’t need to get actual jobs…allowing them to focus on instagram….meaning they have no money to get me drunk…and if they did have money, they’d probably use it to manipulate rich guys to buy them more shit, maybe even get their rent paid by some idiot…and never will a bitch be generous to a man…not in this era of social media..

So I didn’t get drunk for free…when I should have got drunk for free…but I still got drunk, hermit style, in the comfort of my own back alley…and the highlight of my night ended up being when some babe accidentally sending me her masturbation video on snapchat that was destined for another dude, but thanks to a slip of a hand was mind, but being snapchat – I couldn’t save in my phone forever – like the hoarder I am…so that pussy is no more…

Making it a sad week in the life of a lowlife….

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Fan Girls…for the Nerds..
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Chris Brown Standoff with Cops…
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Kim Kardashian – Nipples…
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Rihanna and Drake – Mouth Kiss
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Kim K – Busty
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Kim K’s Free Air Bnb Ad
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Selena Gomez is Retiring!
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Michael Jackson’s Son Wrote a Weird Poem to the Dead Child Rapist…
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Slutty Selfies
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2016

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve heard stories about married women at the bar hiding their engagement or wedding rings while chatting up dudes to potentially fuck, since being married or engaged is a prison that no one actually wants to be in, they just like it for show…or other selfish reasons…

Well, today, a girl turned her engagement ring over while next to me, assuming she was down to get down…I said something charming like “hey girl you like squiring on faces”…you know..romance…to which she said “please don’t rob me”…

Life….

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Girls Tug on Clothes
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Willa Holland – Slut in a Bikini
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Selena Gomez – Taking Time Off Tour – Due to Dying..RIP…
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Madison beer – fuck me Boots…
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Alison Brie in a Wrestling Show called Glow on Netflix
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Leo’s Charity is a Fucking Scam
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Kendall Jenner’s Bra Top….
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Car Gets Taken Out on PCH – Probably Bruce Jenner…
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Taylor Swift Jury Duty
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Crackhead Dancee
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emma roberts tight pants
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Girls with Dimples…
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Jackie Chan Interview
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Poop eating Hoarder….
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Dude Built a Plane to Shave Off 7 Minutes on His Commute…
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Kanye Still Trolling Taylor Swift
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Ambrosio in Shorts
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Mariah Carey’s Sister is an HIV Positive Hooker
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DWTS Cast – Who Cares…
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People eating the hottest pepper ever…for 20 dollars…..
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The Human Safari
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Taylor Swift Cameltoe
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Drunk X-Tina Aguilera in a Cat Suit…
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The Horrible Sound of Pop Music…
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Halsey Pink Panty…
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Katherine McPhee Big Tits
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Chris Brown Pulls a Gun on a Woman
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Fan Girls
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Big Boobs…in a Bikini
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Greek Slut in a Bikini
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Free Pornstar and Other Sluts Doing Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Lesbian Squirt….
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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O-Ring Blow-Out
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Slut tits on a beach
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Bullshit Naked Instagram Model…
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Chick Catches a Shark
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2016

30

Aug

Gisele Still Models of the Day

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It was said that Gisele was done modeling. They hyped up her Olympic Opening ceremony walk as being the last walk she’d ever make, leaving me convinced we would only see her in motorized scooter retired people in Vegas ride around for the rest of time…they claimed that she was done, that she would go home to be there for her husband and kids to sit on her pile of money…but a few weeks later – she’s got her ass out back on the Brazilian attack…because she’s still got that ass….an ass that I just assumed was tranny….it’s a Brazilian thing…but that is getting more and more feminine as she nears menopause….

Girls can’t resist the camera…they fucking love it

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2016

30

Aug

Rachel Mortenson for Treats! of the Day

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Rachel Mortenson is some low level model, who calls herself a mom-del, because she’s allowed someone to ejaculate in her at least more than once and has kept the kid, dude must be rich…

Why else would a budding 30 something year old woman in the low level Instagram model game allow that to happen…

Why would she throw away her non career or potentially throw away her non career with the destruction a baby does to a pussy…

She didn’t know she’d bounce back, she didn’t know she was going to pull it off, but I guess she’s thinking she’s hot, has one last attempt at breaking 100k followers,’doing some smutty internet photos that are packaged as “art”…but are really just tittties in a wet Tshirt…big titties in a wet shirt…which is probably a better angle than her spreading her mom pussy. This is classier and more acceptable at social functions….

Posted in:Rachel Mortenson|SFW

2016

30

Aug

Liz Hurley’s Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Even Liz Hurley is on the getting half naked on social media for some male attention – because there is no reason for her to be posting her tits in a bikini on social media…there is no reason for any of these girls to post tits on social media – because just posting on social media takes work, takes effort, takes time – enough time to look at the tits pic they are about to post and say “this one is a good one people will love this”…even though she’s 100 years old…because she still looks good…and wants you to know it…

Sure, Liz Hurley is a bikini entrepreneur, owns a bikini and lingerie company but it’s pretty clear she’s just being shameless…like all these bitches….look at their tits…it’s what they want…they are basically posting billboard to announce it…

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2016

30

Aug

Miranda Kerr For Swim of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is photoshopped to fuck by the good people and whatever the fuck this swim or underwear company is that is using her.

I assume they are Australian – using their own who has escaped their island to make it in America for an international brand, before landing a pregnancy with an international celebrity, before ruining her marriage by fucking Beiber, being dropped by her contract with a brand, only to struggle, taking random jobs, doing random press, but clearly the right amount to get herself a billionaire tech giant…who could do way better…

These models are crazy, but the people who buy into them are crazier because the girls want their money, they want the girl’s brand name, when really there is so much better Pussy out there…

She’s also out shopping with her billionaire john’s money…braless…since no one wears bras these Days…seriously…

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Posted in:Miranda Kerr|SFW

2016

30

Aug

Stella Maxwell’s See Thru Dress of the Day

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Stella Maxwell went to the VMA after party because she’s an it girl or at least wants to be one and being an it girl or in wanting to be one – you must attend all the events where celebrities attend – you know to help solidify being a top level promo model working for the evil empire that bought her soul for 500,000 – 750,000 a year…

She’s maximize her association with celebrities by getting into a see through dress so that the people knows she cares while pretending to not give a fuck because all these kids who don’t give a fuck are selfie-Ing that they don’t give a fuck by even wearing shirts that say “idgaf”…which is all calculated and giving a fuck….

I’ll still look at her skinny ass

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