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2016

07

Jul

Hea Deville See Through of the Day

I don’t know who Hea Deville is. I know that I say that about all of these whores, who are interchangeable and only separated by their tit size, age and hair color but are essentially the same thing on the same quest to be a celebrated in front of the camera personality…. But this one I actually googled only to discover she was in the hit film I never heard of called Lolo or maybe it was Lola, I closed my browser and can’t be bothered to look again and I guess that’s been her most important work, besides see through shirts in places she knows the paparazzi are at to ensure getting noticed. Good girl.

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2016

07

Jul

Topless Woman Stripped on the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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The Swedish Man Who Has Sex with the Forest

Creepy Children’s Attraction

Kidnapping Attempt..

Bathroom Clown Scare Mask…

Woman Stabbed During Robbery

Police save Suicidal Man

Louisiana Black Killing

Girlfriend Live Streams Boyfriend Getting Shot

Dog VS Robber

Woman Stripping Over Purchase Dispute

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

07

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The best thing about this shitty road trip has been one of the truck stop style strip clubs, but not for the strippers, they were disgusting – but for the all you can eat buffet….it was disgusting…but the constipating kind not the diarrhea kind of disgusting – so I feel like I’ve won….

I should run a travel site / blog…worst travel blogger ever, or maybe I’m the best, you know take this daily curse of blogging and make it really matter…since I’m pretty good at this, give Fodders or LonelyPlanet a run, by giving as little information as possible because who cares – no one cares, with no address or pictures because who cares…and no one cares..

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

A Bunch of Redheads
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Fuck Me Boots of the Day
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Margot Robbie – Bikini Top Back
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Drone Race
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Scarjo Tits are Linked to being Top Grossing – But That’s All Lies
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Gwyneth Paltrow Can’t Believe She’s Hated
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Frances Bean’s Ex is Trying to Get Kurt Cobain’s Guitar
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Game of Thrones Sophie Turner – Tank Top
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Rescuing a Raccoon
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Hilary Duff – BIKINI
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England – a Beginners Guide
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Why Hollywood Makes Terrible Sequels
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2016

06

Jul

steplINKS of the Day

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I am on the most bootleg summer vacation – because I got scammed into tagging along on the whitest trash week of my life…road trip..stopping in the worst towns ever…staying in the worst hotels ever….

After a 5 hour drive I spent the rest of my day in a ghetto motel – drinking at the bar – by the empty pool with some toothless old women who I guess are living the dream for their 35 dollar a night hotel room that could be a shanty under a bridge for homeless people or a black mould ridden temporary trailer for black people after Katrina Hurricane…- you know living the honeymood dream, if only they weren’t gutter drunken crackwhores that crawled out of the woods….

They won’t give me head…so it feels like home…my stories aren’t that good…but they never really are….and you don’t actually read them….feels like home…

Here are some stepLINKS…the best stepLINKS…the Only stepLINKS…send in your favorite links…and maybe I’ll link them…links…

It’s the Day of the Ass…According to these 47 Pics
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Kaley Cuoco’s Dogs Shat on the American Flag…
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Whore Kylie Jenner for some Brand Being a Whore
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Roseanne says Louis CK Masturbates in Front of His Staff
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Some Whore Named Sylvie Meis in a Bikini
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Mariah Carey – Huge Cleavage
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Em Rat Cow Famewhoring in a Bikini
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Filling Giant Balloons with Liquid Nitrogen
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When Your Train Horn Prank Fails
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I am Still Looking at Taylor Swift’s Fake Tits in that Red Bikini
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Coast Guard Rescues Four Boaters after Boat Capsizes
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Sluts in Sunglasses
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Julianne Hough – Tight Body
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EJ Johsnon – Fuck Me Boots
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Awkward Nightclub Photos
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Busty Charlotte McKinney
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Hilary Duff – Thick Legs
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Woman Pepper Sprays Teen
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Virtual Reality Dad is GOing to Kill Someone
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Rihanna Slutty Performance
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Taylor Swift’s Instagram July 4th Party Pics Were Taken By a Pro Photographer
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Girls into Sports…Slutty Sports Groupies..>SLUTS
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Feeding Semen to Co-Workers
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Darcie Dolce Takes on Some Slut with Big Tits
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Extreme Fisting
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Karlie and Karmen – Naked
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

06

Jul

Hilary Duff Bikini Tits Video Party of the Day

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Hilary Duff is one sturdy bitch….so sturdy that she divorces her husband and took him back because she needs a Hockey player to fuck her the right way – slamming her into the walls and shit…

These are some bikini videos, I don’t know why, what they are for, but her big mom tits are in them and for Hilary Duff fans, aka some serious creeps…why isn’t an issue, just celebrating that they happened is…

Take them in…

TO SEE THE PICS OF HILARY DUFF HOT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

06

Jul

Instagram Slutty Round-Up of the Day

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Too many sluts post slutty bikinis and other variations of slutty slut pics – not enough interest for me to write about each and every one of them….so I just compiled all the sluts…into one slut post – even though the non famous trying to be famous with more followers than the actual famous are more slutty and exciting to stare at than these working in the entertainment industry slutys….

Here we go:

Charisma Carpenter – Never Too Old to Jump…or be a Slut…Slut

Francia Raisa whoever the fuck that is….slut..

Hunter Haley King Not in a Bikini but being a Slut so that’s good enough…slut…

Inbar Lavi in the USA colors despite also being an immigrant….Slut

Jojo….Pointing Out her Butt because slut.

Katherine McPhee – From American Idot to Instagram Half Naked…slut

Pregnant Katherine Heigl….slut…

Lea Michele Tucked the Dick In…slut.

McKayla Maroney – Olympic Slut Gold Medal Hero…who chose slut over atheleticism…or athleticism slutting…slut

Nadine Valezquex near Water with tits, Close Enough to a Bikini or an immigrant sneaking into the country…SLUT…

Odette Annable whoever the fuck that is with a skinny ass…slut..

Sarah Shahi Shameless Butt Shot – but it is Patriotic – is she even American? Slut.

Hailee Steinfeld – Butt…casual but still SLUT…

Nicola Peltz- Billionaire Slut – Not Doing it for the Money but for the attention a slut gets SLUT

Pregnant – Spy Kid – Alexa Vega….SO SLUTTY SHE KEEPS THE BABY…SLUT

Posted in:Bikinis|SFW

2016

06

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s 30 Year Old Cleavage of the Day

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People, except maybe Lohan, don’t take me seriously when I say she’s a glorious creature who has survived the hardships of living the overpaid Disney star life – becoming iconic before she even had her period – living as a disappointment to her family for ending the money train that she was on…..but to me…she’s better than ever, her face not so much, but the thing with implants is that after they are worked in, and trust me, these ones are worked the fuck in…them tits are FIRE….no wait that’s her crotch – either way – she’s lovely, my spirit animal, the reason I get up in the morning, but not really, I just like being dramatic in the event she still reads the site and feels like no one cares about her anymore…but as along as she has these tits – I care…I care so much that even if she was to die as we’ve all predicted – from mixing too many of her anti psychotics..I’ll dig up the body just to get the implants to cherish for life…I’d even do that when she’s alive…hey are just that good ….

Here’s her birthday dance – amazing..

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

06

Jul

Irina Shayk’s Underboob of the Day

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Irina Shayk is magical….and not just because she’s showing the base of her tits for W magazine, but because the base of her tits for W mag remind me how a soulless manipulative babe – who is probably one of the hottest models alive – can manage to go from war torn povery to the fucking A list…because Russia is full of babes, most working on Cam sites, some as hot as this one…but they never break through – meaning a lot of the right dicks were sucked, a lot of fucked up shit was seen…but here she is now…gracing you with the bottom of her tit for free – not getting paid 10 dollars a minute to piss in some mob run basement…dreams do come true…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2016

06

Jul

Sora Choi Tits for W Korea of the Day

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Sora Choi reminds me that I’ve never banged an Asian…

More importantly, that I never post Asian content…And that is just stupid, Asia is a huge market, and if I was able to get relevant there, you know as the premiere Asian titty blog about irrelevant girls I don’t care about, maybe I’d make it in Asia…

I could be the K-Pop blog of the fucking future…and I could get rich off it…but instead I’ll just look at CHOI’s tits for fashion and imagine being on the Billboards, infomercials and every low level ad in the country like a failed American actor, the Asians love our table scraps and I am table scraps…eat me…Sora Choi…eat me good…like I was the last egg roll at the americanized Chinese restaurant…cuz i know you like Egg Rolls…or is it rice…either way – nice fashion tits.

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2016

06

Jul

Ariel Winter Bikini Ass of the Day

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Ariel Winter is fat. I don’t care how many strategic angles she poses from for her creepy fans who have been jerking off to her since she was 5 and on TV, that’s just how creeps work…I can tell where there are big tits – theer is a sloppy ass – and the chances of this one being any different is a one in a million chance that photoshop may make us think happened – but that reality definitely didn’t…

I’ll still check it out there – seeing famous people do the instagram model is just so fucking odd to me….but it’s happening everywhere around us.

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