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2016

06

Jul

Kelly Brook Naked and Tanning of the Day

Kelly Brook is fat – but like most fat girls if she lies on her stomach to hide her belly, that may even be a pregnant belly, I don’t know what she’s been sticking up inside her, since I Don’t give a fuck about Kelly Brook….but remember the miscarriage I am sure was an abortion that made her make the move to the USA to be Hollywood tits…that never made it…but had already made it in the UK as a titty model…

I just know when you take a titty model out of her titty element and cover up her tits – it’s hard to really figure out what she is, who she is, or if she even exists….

But I guess when your tits are as big as Kelly Brooke, you have to manage them with care, as to not disgust everyone who thinks they may or may not look good…because they are tits.

To See a Picture of her Snorting Butterfly at some event looking fat CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2016

06

Jul

Taylor Swift and her Hired Opportunist Friends / Her Implants for #TayAmerica of the Day

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Taylor Swift is the fucking worst, no one I know likes her, no one has ever said anything good about her and I guess it is safe to assume this is some kind of attempt to manipulate or prank the media – all while showing off her fake tits…

Long gone are the days of her shy about the paparazzi taking pics of her, and like the slut that she is – she puts her entire self out there, crotch shots and side boobs and all…because most men have already seen it – at least those in a certain socio economic background with a career in entertainment…so like everyone else out there – put it out there and bring your biggest fame whores out to help prank the media with you – because they all come out on top, even if she prefers to get cummed inside…

She’s such a fake bitch and we are her puppets, in her hand, doing what she says, milking this weekend event…harder than she’ll be milking those new tits…and relationship in her next attempt to become even more stupid rich.

Garbage.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE OF HER SLUTTY BIKINI PARTY CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

06

Jul

Rita Ora in a Bikini for Snapchat of the Day

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My favorite thing about Rita Ora – besides her juicy Titas is that she’s fucked everyone including but not limited to Calvin Harris – who you may remember as the guy who was having unprotected sex with Taylor Swift in what I like to call “this is why all celebs and the hookers who hang out with celebs because I will never admit that Rita Ora, a Rihanna impersonator is a celeb. The only reason I know she exists is because I run a Titty blog” kind of thing….

And here are her titties and a little pussy in a bikini definition that you’d think would be so contaminated enough to burn holes in her bikini bottoms or at least be more meaty and battered but I guess that’s the nice thing about bikini fabric technology – that shit can give a fat pig a waistline and it can give beat up pussy the illusion of being tight as fuck…

I guess what I’m saying is that Rita riga Ora does things like a girl should, by getting under a man for relevance that is barely relevance but she can say she got to Taylor Swifts ex dick first. Goals. Levels. Current mood. Fire.

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2016

06

Jul

Caitlin Jenner’s Bathing Suit Erotica for America of the Day

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I don’t keep on top of Caitlin Jenner news. So this bathing suit pic of Caitlin Jenner where you can see her balls may be old, but I figure with it being the wake of the Fourth of July and American freedom – we should celebrate a fame whore narcissist with a hormonal imbalance thanks to steroid use – just going out in a bathing suit for a swim – as tons of cameras look on because he’s jealous of all the attention his wife and stepdaughters get so he decides to full clown the world…

Or maybe…the freedom to jerk off to a chick with a dick in her 60s is what America is all about…or maybe the ability to piss standing up in a girls bathromm while wearing pantyhose is what America is all about…

Either way, fourth of july was 2 days ago – this isn’t about America..it’s about BRUCE / CAITLIN cock.

Posted in:Caitlin Jenner|SFW

2016

06

Jul

Carla Gugino for Some Magazine of the Day

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I say that I don’t know who any of these people are on the regular – because for the most part – I don’t know who any of these people are – but sometimes I am just trolling – by pretending I don’t know who a fame whore bitch is even if I know who that fame whore bitch is – but I don’t actually know the fame whore bitch – so I techncially don’t know who she is – or what she is – I just know her name…which isn’t enough to really determine the motivation for why she’s half naked…not that I complain about half naked – if anything -I live for it…

But Carla Gugino…I genuinely don’t remember, she seems old and trying to make a comeback in some obscure magazine, which I guess is a start…

I usually prefer the sex tape approach though….not black and white fake artsy shit…

Either way, for the Carla Gugino fans…here’s Carla Gugino…

Posted in:Carla Gugino|SFW

2016

06

Jul

REfugee Masturbating on a Bus in Sweden after assaulting a 13 and 16 year old girl…and Other Videos of the DAy

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Topless Protestors Against Bull Fighting…

Drunk Girl on the Plane is Amazing

Wife Catches Husband Cheating

Shark Fight!

Naked Man and the Air Conditioner

Cockatoo Refuses to Eat Broccoli

Illegal Immigrant in a Suitcase

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I went to a small town tonight to get drunk with some locals for no reason besides the strippers give you blow jobs for the price of lap dances – and when I got to the club -I realized there was only on stripper and about 40 men – that everyone would just plow through every night of the week.

She didn’t even strip….she was too busy in the back room churning out blowjobs…they called her “Old Sally”…and I’m just happy I was able to escape the hell without being chased out by some of Old Sally’s boyfriends / relatives…hicks.

Here are some morning links in the morning….

Girls in Sports Bras
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Pass Me a Beer Trick Shots
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Taylor Swift and Her Friends Slutting Out
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Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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Alica Arden – Cleavage…
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Miley Cyrus of the Day
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Restored Star Wars Enterprise
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Cyclists are Weird
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World Record Motorcycle Speed
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Nerdy Fan Girls
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Sarah Jean Underwood – Whore
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Pugs of the Day
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How To Open a Beer
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Girls With Dimples
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FROM THE STEPFORUM:

Hot Body Fame Whore – McCord in a Bikini
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UK Fame Whore Bianca Gascoigne in a Latex Dress
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Margot Robbie Side TIT at Tarzan Premiere – Hot for a Big Girl…
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Maitland Ward – See Through T-Shirt
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Pregnant Bitch Luisa Zissman in a Bikini
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

06

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw a girl crying on the street and when I asked her if she was ok – because I am a hero – or at least an opportunist who realizes a crying girl in vulnerable and vulnerable women like to fuck – which may make me a predator targeting prey…but I just call it normal human decency…we’re all motivated by something…

Well, she said she was crying because her boyfriend dumped her 4 months ago and that he has a new girlfriend and I guess old feelings made her cry on the inside and the outside – but when I offered to inject her with my semen -to give her a baby to make her realize new old and useless dick is down….and she didn’t even care – she just told me to fuck off….and that hurt me.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Lots of HUGE tits
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Christie Brinkley is the Hot 1000 Year Old
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Mel B – Bikini
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Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Must Be Trolling Us
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Rihanna Sex in Sweden Video
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Pregnant Megan Fox
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Johnny Depp Changed His Amber Heard Tattoo to SCUM
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A Bunch of Girls By the Pool
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Kendall Jenner Cameltoe
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Lindsay Pelas Huge Tits
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Lil Kim Deflated Tits and Broken Down Face
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Ashley Benson – Does Miami
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Taylor Swift and her Friends Hastagged #TayAmerica – and Those Groupies Must Die
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Paris Jackson – Slutty Pedophile Bait
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We Are America FEATURING John Cena
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Seattle 4th of July Fireworks Timelapse
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Uncle Scares Girl
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Magic Trick Goes Wrong on Morning Television
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Adriana Lima’s Cleavage TiTs
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Gabrielle Union Bikini Ass
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Crazy Cosplay Costume on a Babe
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Selena Gomez Nipple
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Sophie Simmons Quit Fitness of the Day
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Some Random Chick – Thong Modeling
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Drunk Woman Taken Off Plane for Being Drunk
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Bieber Wakeboarding in Underwear
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Today in Side Boob
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Blue Haired Masturbator
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Beer Bottle Sucker
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Fat Ass Eater
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Slutty Beth
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Canada Day Naked Chick
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

05

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s 30th Birthday of the Day

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Lohan may have turned 30 this past weekend, but her tits are only about 13 or 14 and her mangled jacked up face is only about 5 and her level of relevancy being 0 is about 4-5 also…I guess the fading into obscurity being unhirable and all that happened around the same time she started jacking up her face…

But she’s still Lohan, she’s still the redheaded object of desire, the queen of my universe when I remember she exists and she’s still lookin good enough for me, like a crazy rich wife on AMBIEN to deal with her miserable life shes got everything in…and I believe with her boyfriend’s billions, she will be able to finance a movie of her own and win that Oscar to just prove what both her and I already know…and that is that she’s fucking magic…being broken thanks to fucked up parents just gets in the way of that.

I am a forever fan, but no really that committed fan, because I don’t care about this nonsense or people I don’t know, but I like her tits and that is important…oh and I hugged her once and felt her broken soul against my chest, making me want to take her under my wing as I do with most crackwhores and give them a bowl of soup, but at the time, she was still rich and didn’t need billionaire boyfriends to sugar baby…she was her own independent puppet to her family, the media and the industry..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILO WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WOULD DIE AT 22 AND IN A LOT OF WAYS YOU DID….

Here are some of the best pics of her ever….in her CUSTOM LILO bikini….to bring back the good days….

At Least She’s Happy

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|LOLZ|SFW

2016

05

Jul

Kate Moss is Great MOSS of the Day

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Kate Moss is so old her leg skin is growing moss …or maybe that’s just cellulite from a woman on a cocaine and cigarette diet for 25 years of modeling …who has fucked so many people – some of which were needle sharing rockstars…and she just fucking owns it…sitting on her pile of money, being an iconic name, not giving a fuck because why would see…as her skin melts off her legs…it’s hard to be self conscious as a 50 year old always celebrated for being a babe – when you are the kind of babe who knows that is the dumbest thing to be celebrated for – while taking all the money thrown her way…unlike the American models who made careers off their looks still trying – you know the trashy fame whore kinds…who would never spread their cellulite ridden legs for the paparazzi…but Kate Moss just owns it – and I’d love to bury my face in her crotch to smell the worldly smells it has accumulated…

She’s magic…I like that she’s reading Vogue – you know staying on top of the industry – but I prefer the spread eagle slop…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Moss|SFW