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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Snapchat Titty Flash of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s found a new way to cocktease…Dancing with a low cut….or loose fitting…tank top that’s arm holes are big enough for her to lift her arms up and show that titty…and when put into motion on snapchat, during dance classs, it makes the tit flash seem so innocent, unintentional, not planned…but you know that she’s clever enough to know how to be subtle in her seduction and exhibitionism…she doesn’t want to be a straight up ho, this way..she can still get jobs instead of just giving rich guys blow jobs…which is also a job…but not one that gets you millions of fans…

I don’t know if there’s tit or nipple or pasties…I just know she’s getting creative in her half nakedness and for that…we should celebrate her.

Snapchat is the source of all disposable masturbation material…

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2016

Aug

Alexis Ren has a Nipple of the Day

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So snapchat is the source of all sluts to be sluts in their natural element of slutland…because it gives them the opportunity to just be their exhibitionist self for their fans – to help get more opens – to keep the audience engaged – and dudes watch this shit and love this shit – hoping for moments like this to happen – the slip up – the nude or nipple flash – the “real time” had to be there to see what happened life…unscripted – totally scripted hustle…

This is a girl who created this aspirational young couple every woman wanted to be part of nonsense. Traveling and being hot an young and free of all things like college…but I could always see through her angle…and see the whore she is..the whore…flashing her nipple that she is…

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2016

Aug

Demi Lovato Concert Crotch Shot of the Day

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Body Positive promoter who liked the angle of body positivity since it allowed her to get fat, is on some “I’m a sexy girl” kick, because why else would she be performing in lingerie like some kind of trollop….

Her fans are young girls, I don’t think jacking up leather panties into your bi sexual cooter is a solid example of feminism…especially when you have a fucking corset making you have a waistline one…that’s kind of anti – body positivity, that’s “I wear harnesses to make me seem thinner than I am, and I’ve been working out getting hot, since no one actually likes a fat chick”…now that she’s single again…and on the prowl.

It’s just weird to me how inconsistent these people are, but Demi Lovato can always blame her bipolar disorder. It’s the “get out jail free” card…the “I’m bi polar”…excuse for everything…I just wish we were talking about her Miley Cyrus sex tape – that apparently exists…rumors I’m ready to see exist…

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2016

Aug

Victoria’s Secret Whores of the Day

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First Up – Martha Hunt Selfies in Lingerie with Alessandra Ambrosio of the Day…because Victoria’s Secret is that they create these women into being sex icons – exploiting them – and making them walk around in underwear like it’s clothes…

If this was high school and you paid a girl in your class to come to class in her bra and panties, you’d likely be suspended.

If this was a coffee shop and you convinced a homeless person to walk into the Stabucks in her bra and panties, all smelling of piss and shit, you’d probably get arrested.

But when you’re a billion dollar brand, your sex work, becomes marketing work, and it’s all ok…the girls are into it, they are validated as hot and can lure men in from every angle…it’s a lottery win really…but still working…

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Second Up – Izabel Goulart’s in a Sports Bra in Brazil, all ripped, not being robbed at gun point like she was Ryan Lochte, because she still lives in Brazil, where she does fitness and eats lettuce all day…maybe even rocking some feces water parasites to keep the weight off – cuz this shit is skinny as fuck…

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2016

Aug

Maria Menounos – Deep Squat of the Day

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Maria Menounos is doing some deep squats….obviously for some bullshit publicity stunt because she knows that dudes love her ass…they really love her ass…but based on her career as an entertainment tonight reporter, I don’t really know why dudes even know who she is…or care about her…

She’s a 40 year old greek chick, who we can assume likes anal, it’s a cultural thing, but what girl doesn’t like anal, or maybe girls only like anal with me since it is the only way they can feel anything from my cock…either way, I really only remember because of her VAGINA SLIP …

I just assume she wanted to be an actual actor or celebrity – but ended up as a talking head for married men to focus on while their wives listen to bullshit gossip…when all Maria wanted was to be in the gossip…and I guess deep squats is how it’s done…

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2016

Aug

Lily Collis has a Nipple Ring of the Day

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In who gives a shit news, Lily Collins, the daughter of Phil Collins, the drummer from Genesis..and the singer of such classic songs as “in the air tonight”…who has probably sold over 100 million records in his career, and is thus worth over 100s of millions of dollars…and fully connected in the entertainment scene because even he was in at least one movie….making it really difficult for his daughter to break into the scene, not that she has to – any acting she does is for ego not actual money…

Well…she’s got a nipple ring, the camera flash captured it thanks to girls not wearing bras these days…and perfectly timed artistry from the paparazzi….who were probably called and set this up – because who the fuck in Lily Collins, why would they be following her, it’s not like she’s her dad….and even if she was, I doubt the paparazzi would be there…because I can’t think of the last time Phil Collins was in the tabloids for his nipple ring or bikini pics…because that’s the only tabloid fodder I notice..

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2016

Aug

Today in Famewhores of the Day

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First Up we’ve got – Ola Jordan Wet T-Shirt Car Wash

Ola Jordan barely exists at least not in North America. She’s polish, her name isn’t actually Ola Jordan…that’s just her stripper name…or her porn name because she is apparently a professional dancer who is a “latin dance specialist”…which I assume is code for “really good at lap dances, so good that she got gigs on shitty UK TV shows after giving them to the producers”…

I mean if she isn’t a stripper by trade, the default job of 90 percent of professionally trained dancers, showing her nipples intentionally for attention would be a big deal….but here are her nipples for attention…making me think…she’s probably a stripper by trade..the kind who does full service..

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Second up – we’ve got – Courtney Stodden bikini….

It amazes me that Courtney Stodden exists, I am sure she realizes that she was just a joke that people seemed to like at the time she first started to exist. But after so many shameless attempts at reality shows, or publicity stunts, she’s at the point where she’s either staged a pregnancy, or terminated a pregnancy, and is milking it like it’s a storyline…staging paparazzi bikini pics of her crying at the beach after shaving her head to honor her dead baby. It’s absurd, but people eat it up…I don’t know what kind of people eat it up, no one I know knows who Courtney Stodden is…but I guess someone is into it…because otherwise she’d disappear like most hookers..thanks to dying from drug overdoses because life failed them…

This shit is ridiculous…

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2016

Aug

Lindsey Vonn Posts a Ripped Leggings Butt Shot in Squat Picture of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn, who I guess has hooker-like sex, because she was able to keep Tiger Woods interested in her for a period of time, probably thanks to her strong legs and ass due to Olympic skiing, and the jacked up testosterone it causes, making her a tyrant with her pussy, the kind of girl you start trying to avoid because she just wants to fuck and you can’t take it anymore…you’re all fucked out…you have other shit to do like watch TV or eat or some shit…there is such thing as a girl wanting too much sex, but maybe I only like girls who don’t like me…or having sex with me…

WHO KNOWS..

What I do know is that Lindsey Vonn is on the sublte slutty in LA hustle for fans and audience by showing anus, or butt holes in her pants – because it’s not that slutty, but still slutty enough, for a slut, who was a slut for Tiger Woods…

From bikini, to panty flashes, to work out porn…she’s on a mission…

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2016

Aug

More Naked Pics of Irina Shayk for GQ Italy of the DAy

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Irina Shayk’s nudes for GQ Italy are pictures we should revisit every couple of days – because Irina Shayk is everything…she’s amazing, she’s the future, but not really – she’s pretty much at her peak or already peaked…

She’s just going to get knocked up by Brad Cooper and retire from the whoring – to focus on raising her kids with a series of nannies while she goes to events and spends Brad Cooper money on things she couldn’t afford back in her cold water flat in Russia….

Or maybe she’ll just get divorced and collect the child support, in what is the magical fairy tale of hot pussy that moves to America to be famous….this is the dream…

All it took was being hot..always at the right events…being published…being friends with the right people who like hot chicks around..getting A-List dudes to think the pussy is more valuable than other hookers because there is hype around them – and actors fucking love hype….and this is the modern hollywood romance filled with drama, herpes and a lot of free time…

But her nudes…those nudes..a.re good..

Bonus – Her Ass in Leggings…

TO SEE HER OUT IN WEST HOLLYWOOD IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

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2016

Aug

Cara Delevingne Makes Villain Impressions of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is up there with being the worst. I don’t know what I have against her, or what my problem is, because I should like any girl who is hot, skinny, and making that money….rocking an accent, in big movies, at all the parties…a real it girl….

You know I should put posters of her in my high school locker and fantasize about the day I’ll one day meet her and have her babies – even though she fucks girls, which should technically be bonus for my love for her…like what a great angle…she eats pussy and I eat pussy – more in common that I have with most girls I jerk off to..

But for some reason, I think she fucking sucks..she’s a terrible actor, an overrated model, she’s not that hot or interesting looking and her overall personality is just annoying. She’s a spoiled fucking kid who was born to the right family that got her to the right place..and now she’s out having fun, running shit, in a world that should have no fun, as we should all suffer as it self destructs…

I figured only nerds read this site- or go to this site – cool people are out doing cool things – so seeing her do bad impressions of villains is probably porn to you – and if it’s porn to you – then it’s porn to me…

It’s for Elle US…

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