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2016

18

Jul

Bella Hadid in a Bikini of the Day

Bella Hadid is the hotter more strategic Hadid sister. She was clever enough to watch her fame whore sister struggling with fake friendships and hustling in her own rich girl way to get internet famous as the Kardashian groupie – built like a model – who could actually pull off modelling thanks to her mom being a model – before being a sugar baby married to a rich arab man…

While Bella probably just casually worked a part time job at the deli or whatever rich kids do to pretend to be busy for their parents to give them that trust fund money – until it was time to hop on board – and get her own modeling career – without doing any of the bitch work…thanks to her sister, people noticed and liked her better since no one likes the “look at me, look at me” brat…we all like the mysterious darker sister with more plastic surgery…

She’s on vacation – in a bikini – it’s good times.. for a girl who’s life is a vacation and good times – and probably doesn’t even realize it – they way I like my women – you know unappreciative and hot…

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2016

18

Jul

Kirsten Dunst’s Best Work of the Day

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I don’t know why seeing Kirsten Dunst struggle in a tight parking spot – brings me a lot of joy….but it does…

Is it her ass in shorts, or her grey skinned legs, or the fact that she’s skinny and half dead looking – but still has massive tits that are holding her back from getting out of her car after parking like an asshole or if it’s just the asshole in me who likes when assholes end up in asshole situations like this…locking a person into their spot, or locking themselves in with a dumb parking job -when they were getting their nails done or something – it’s like a reminder that people are inconsiderate fucks – especially rich and famous people on a schedule and the struggle applies to everyone – but maybe the passenger of that care won’t care when they know that KIRSTEN DUNST – superstar did this not that they’d care…

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Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|SFW

2016

18

Jul

Sandra Kubicka Naked for TREATS! of the Day

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Sandra Kubicka is some Polish “model” who has what looks like some small sized bolt on tits.

She’s not all that hot, sure she takes a hot body and has a really good body, but and I guess hot according to my standards or opinion doesn’t really mean a fucking thing and a girl who I can look at and as I wonder “why is she a known model getting work, when there are way hotter girls”…she’s getting work…

Not that these pics for TREATS! are actually work, because she’s not getting paid to be naked, but it is work in terms of getting her in front of the right eyeballs, the rich LA dudes who hire these women as wives, you know brining her to the right table that she’s already been sitting at, hence the opportunity to get naked for the magazine looking for the next sugar babies willing to participate in their rich pervert games…this is how a girl lines up her retirement…

I’d be interested to see what circles / dudes this Polish girl signed to a modeling agency, probably living in LA or Miami – or both – fucks or has fucked and for what amount of money or connections…it’s almost her cultural requirements…I mean she’s Polish and a jet setter…there’s more to this story….but in the mean time – she’s in TREATS! which answers some of those questions…

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2016

18

Jul

Kelly Brook – Filled Out of the Day

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Kelly Brook is a big girl with big tits…she really doesn’t matter, she’s pushing 40, she never quite made it in mainstream despite her ego bringing her to LA to act, after a decade of TITTY Modeling in the UK, and she only did one movie no one cared about.

Young people don’t know she exists, old dudes who read this site really like her and I have no idea why, but I’ve been calling her fat since before she was this fat…the kind of photoshopped as fuck because massive tits usually come with massive everything else, it’s just science or biology and when bitch is pushing 40, probably pregnant with yet another boyfriend, she’s always got different boyfriends, it’s amazing that she’s not 400 pounds…you know still fat enough to starve herself a month for a shoot- but pushing that limit…

Kelly Brook doesn’t matter, but here I am posting on her, what does that say about me….oh that I try to leverage fat girls and their celebrity to get clicks that I can sell to advertisers instead of working a real job….that’s what…

I guess it’s the era of the fat chick and she’s finally giving into her metabolism…or she’s just old…or maybe it’s both…

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Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2016

18

Jul

Doutzen Kroes in ELLE of the Day

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Do you believe in life after Victoria’s Secret modeling? Doutzen Kroes has taking her commerical marketable socially accepted hotness and shown us all that even when Victoria’s Secret says “fuck off you’re not worth the money we’ve paid you all these fucking years”….she can still post topless or in panties or both for magazines,

It’s like if you train a woman to pose half naked – like the best – you know like an olympian of half naked modeling – she will always find her way – even when those people turn on her – seeing as getting half naked is always something people are looking for.

And if that doesn’t workout, you can always get knocked up twice by some famous and successful DJ from your hometown…

Either way, nice to see Doutzen surviving – and not obese…eating her feelings – based on her failures…you know waking up and going to the studio and stripping like she’s meant to.

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2016

18

Jul

Amy Schumer Bodyshames Herself in a Bikini of the Day

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Thank god Amy Schumer is funny, or people find her funny, or people think she’s a great writer, or her bitter ugly chick allowed her to create a sense of humor from all the bad sex and social observation she faced – because that’s how life works out for unattractive people – I know – because I am one..

Only unlike Amy Schumer, I’d never leave the house and arrogantly think my voice should be heard, I’m more into accepting failure before even trying so that I can nap….but this one is so cocky, and may even have a cock, not because women can’t be funny and must be packing penis, but because I don’t think this is a woman…sure she’s in a bikini – and sure she shouldn’t be judged for wearing a bikini seeing as she’s not pretending to be a hot model – but owning this, having confidence to wear this – makes me think some kind of mental disorder or delusion is going on in this funny girl’s mind.

I am not a fan of her as a comic, I am definitely not a fan of her body shaming herself by walking around half naked like it’s some kind of joke – a terrible joke – but I’ll say – I expected her to be much fatter and the real tragedy is that face…making her career all the more fascinating, unless ugly chubby girls are given handouts out of sympathy – it is the politically correct era – where we can’t lock them in the basement or abandon them in the woods until they die.

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2016

18

Jul

Kim Kardashian – Still Whoring of the Day

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There’s a recent gossip story that is trending on my facebook – that I didn’t bother looking into – because it involves Kanye / Kim and Taylor Swift – all terrible people – but from what I did see they outted Taylor Swift for lying, because she’s an evil little monster – no one gets as rich as she does without manipulating or slitting some fucking throats – and no one at her age have that kind of money and act like decent people – even though it’s all part of the media manipulation – they are all in this together.

I’ve been calling her a whore forever…but I guess I call everyone whores – because they are whores and I only do content on whores…and one of the leader in whores is Kim Kardashian – who made a massive career as a whore – is a cover on FORBES for the 50 million dollars she made with her video game from being a whore – and she posted nipples from some photoshoot where she wore a MILF shirt – because she’s still whoring – and why not..dudes still want to fuck her – and think she’s hot…even though she’s a monster made by science and I guess by perverts everywhere – it’s weird – but at least she keeps shamelessly gives people what they want…

Here’s the video everyone is talking about – basically exposing Taylor Swift as a liar about his lyrics – because Kanye’s pretty hilarious and I guess Kim is up there with him in ultimate trolls.

Fuck Taylor Swift and her weird group of koolaid rinking weirdos.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2016

18

Jul

Tara Reid is Amazing of the Day

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Apparently there was a Tara Reid / Jenny McCarthy fight on her radio show…

Tara Reid is Amazing, I mean mainly amazing because she’s not dead – yet looks like some kind of walking corpse – the kind of body any necorphiliac in trianing, you know – the kind of person not quite ready to fuck a dead body would like – and I’m sure based on her level of skinny that she probably doesn’t have much energy to resist or thrust back…and if anything sticking your dick in her may end up with her uterus all over your dick – like she was Courtney Stodden after her miscarriage we can assume was never a pregnancy – because fame whores are disgusting…but not as disgusting as Tara Reird’s body training for some zombie apocalypse straight to NETFLIX film she’s been preparing for the last 10 years of her life – by being dead on the inside… and dead looking on the outside…

Posted in:SFW|Tara Reid

2016

18

Jul

Charlotte Carey Topless of the Day

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Charlotte Carey could be an instagram model – I am not very good at deciphering the difference between actual models and instagram models and I’m sure calling an instagram model and instagram model would offend her as she’s trying to create some kind of image around herself and she doesn’t appreciate being discounted like that – even if she is an instagram model – while actual models – are trying to figure out how to be instagram models, because instagram models make all the fucking money – but don’t call them instagram models either, they’ll take offense to it.

Women…such a complicated species, never happy with just getting paid to be hot enough that someone is willing to get paid…

So her name is Charlotte Carey, she was discovered at 16 by some pervert who found his calling at the modeling agency where he could spend his days chatting up 16 year olds. She’s got a hot body, she’s done some work, she’s got a boyfriend, she’s some kind of asian, that’s all I know about her, which is a lot, seeing as today was the fist time I’ve heard of her….and now here are her tits.