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2016

11

Jul

Elle Fanning Fitness of the Day

The highlight of Elle Fanning in her fitness gear – rocking the sports bra – because at 18 she knows she’s gotta maintain that fit body in order to maintain a career in Hollywood, which isn’t entirely true – proven with all the fat chicks and backlash the world gets for celebrating health and fitness because America is obese and want obese people on TV to make them feel better about being obese allowing them to consume more and keep the economy afloat like a the cattle they outweigh…and that we all are….disposable – just give us a huge percentage of your money so that we can keep the scam going…

So the highlight is the old man lookin’ on, not the sports bra on the fit 18 year old, amd if it wasn’t Elle Fanning – from Hollywood royal stage parents, I’d assume the old man was her boyfriend financing her dumb life…

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2016

11

Jul

Britney Spears Fragrance Ad of the Day

I figure I should just do content on 1990s celebrities because the young youngs are all on social media and they get their news and tit pics from not going to some blog where some asshole pervert makes garbage jokes about vaginas while referencing real life sex stories that even I don’t want to revisit….not that they’d even get that far in the content….they don’t read…they know how to double tap / like/ scroll…it is the A.D.D. generation of self indulgence, self love, narcissism and everyone on a selfie mission for fame…not that I blame them, they are told that being famous and liked makes you a valid member of society, I mean I write this bullshit for no one to read, there’s something pretty fucking weird in that, more weird than a selfie of me at some awesome place doing something awesome with awesome people…

Trying to make sense of humanity, celebrity, fame, Britney Spears, the fact that her parents could sell her out to the world…it’s so dark and twisted and money motivated…

But staring at her ass in a bikini promoting Perfume, because everyone wants to smell like Britney Spears – at least of her pussy – on our dicks after trying to K-Fed her..it worked out so well for him….

Some toxic floral scent that licensed her name, not so much, maybe the B.O., Cheetos, unshowered scent for the fetishists…but not some Private Show perfume…

The promo video’s alright though, she looks hot…I like the Hump the wall, push a lever that turns a red light on…I mean…it’s so Britney…I feel like I am in her medicated puppet mastered mind…make that money girl you got mouths to feed..

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2016

11

Jul

Jessica Simpson in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Simpson went on some Couples Retreat to French Polynesia – where she got to show off her mid 30s fat girl tits in a bikini….and it spoke to my soul…I mean the way she’s bushing out of her top like a mom of two who was once 250 lbs before getting paid a million dollars to lose the weight – all sloppy and delicious – looking like she could suffocate on them, or at least have sleep apnea because of them, in a moderate but sex as fuck disability….

I don’t know why, I blame fever, alcoholism, early onslaught dementia or a lack of a mother but the last month I’ve been obsessed with monster tits, which often times come on monster sized women, and with every monster tit pic I see I think “those tits are big enough, we need more tit, let’s go back to the tit”…a natural tit so big it’s gross…is a direct line to my penis even though my penis needs an extension….if you know what I mean – if you don’t – you were clearly never a receptionist…

Yes. I talk receptionists when looking at big sloppy Jessica Simpson fat girls tits she kept…it adds to the fetish.

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She’s with some chick named Odette Anabelle – who posted these pics:

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2016

11

Jul

Ashley Benson Fat Tit of the DAy

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I like sloppy tit….and when I used to mock Ashley Benson for being fat – because she is overwight – and has no excuse to be fat due to the simple fact that she’s on TV, makes money, and has access to gyms and trainers, if she was to go to the producer and say “can you feed me less and make me work out more as part of my job, I have this pesky 15 pounds to lose and all the treats at craft services, coupled with lazy and sitting around makes it impossible”…I am sure they’d deliver…there’s budget for that…

I mean she’s a little less fat now, thanks to the pressure of the industry, that isn’t really a pressure of an industry – but a responsibility of these people to send kids a good message and that is that if you eat well and do fitness – you will feel better…

It’s not saying “starve yourself, be half dead like lohan and feel better”…

And it sure as hell shouldn’t be “be fat and lazy, fat is great, own it’….but that’s where we are at now, and I guess with that attitude, it makes these once fats, not so fat, and not so fat is better than fat, especially because they come with fat tits…so we can come. SOLID….I mean sloppy but solid in theory…

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Here’s some Lucy Hale – Her Co-Star – Looking 12

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2016

11

Jul

Christina Ricci in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

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I completely forgot Christina Ricci existed – but I remember loving her 15-20 years ago….I mean she was the actress people wanted to fuck, she’s 36 and I guess the bulk of her career happened pre-25 years old…where she was this hot, short, chubby, busty girl who chopped off her tits during one of her child star crisis and I remember her having a few – back in the late 90s actors got paid, social media didn’t exist and doing heroin wasted in hollywood parties was more fun….less lame…

I didn’t know she had a kid, I mean why would I, I forgot she existed, which is actually pretty refreshing and makes me like her better than all these other fame whores – who work this angle so fucking hard as long as they can – instead of just fading away to live a good life, with a lot of money – undisturbed….you know raise your kid, take up knitting, do anything but be a vapid twat posing in staged pics for the paparazzi…but then again, she is in paparazzi pics, and this may be her comeback tour…or her and her PR team’s attempt to get one more run out of her….

Here is her 36 year old body, that’s not all that hot, but her body was never all that hot, her tits were and it was the late 90s when tits were what we were told to jerk off to….and now she’s got a mom who does fitness body….pushing 40…which in a weird way is hot to me…like reconnecting with an old lover from an era before I hated fame, an instead preferred it to the real whores in my life because they didn’t talk unless it was scripted….but ignored me in an equal way….but I never got to fuck her because DREAMS DO NOT COME TRUE….DREAMS ARE FLEETING….DON’T DREAM.

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2016

11

Jul

Adriana Lima’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Brazilan bikini model Ana Beatriz Barros just got married in Mykonos – which means that all the other Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model old timers had to show up, because it’s how fake friendships prosper…

I assume this is the video of her demonstrating the Model Retirement Pension by marrying some rich guy…love is such a beautiful thing…..isn’t it…especially when set in a lovely setting…and the person you’re marrying is a fucking billionaire…you know…an actual billionaire named Karim El Chaity…not bad for some poor as fuck Brazilian who happened to be tall and hot…good fucking play…all it took was some strategic placement and boom – love….rich as fuck love….

I guess the more interesting thing with destination weddings – possibly where they met or where they first fucked on some chartered cruise – or somewhere they think is romantic….

OR – maybe because it is where Lohan celebrated her Billionaire fiance trip….classy….

But their hot model guests, even when barrel chested, old and washed up…get into bikinis…while waiting for the big day…GLORIOUS….Adriana Lima still looking good….probably with a billionaire of her own – because millionaires are not for Victoria’s Secret models….too poor for that pussy admission fee.

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I guess the bachelorette party was in Ibiza with Alessandra Ambrosio – who was celebrating the brazilian model retirement plan…

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2016

11

Jul

Taylor Swift’s New Tits Go to Dinner of theDay

The thing I like about Taylor Swift, which was a real stretch to find, because Taylor Swift is the fucking worst and I can’t stand her over commercialized bullshit success based on lies and minimal talent….yes she’s got a good team, a good angle, the accessible awkward girl…idiots everywhere can connect with because it’s so basic and simplistic and relatable…

But I figure, not everything is black and white, you can dig deep into the depths of anything and find something of quality..

It’s the only way you can stay hard when fucking a disgusting girl, you have to find that one thing that is good about her, it can be a nipple, a lip, her yes, her anus, anything – just don’t lose your fucking hard on you sick fuck fucking sick looking things…

So the thing I like about Taylor Swift is even when you have all the success, money, and fame whore friends and family stroking your ego and telling you you’re great…when you win all the awards, have seen the entire world, have lived the good life at all the best hotels and restaurants…when you’ve fucked so many dudes – and positioned it as hopeless romantic -not “filling my empty soul through my pussy, plus I can spin it and monetize it”….I keep going off topic…the think I like about this miserable, horrible, disgusting, money grubbing, talentless pig, celebrated hack, pile of shit who mocks “POWER WOMEN”…by basing a career off her relationships with men and how everything she does is boy based….like a hired hooker…and not a real power woman who doesn’t need men…is…the one thing I like is….that after all of everything – she still thought it was necessary to get implants…or a good bra from the girls at Victoria’s Secret she sucks up to uz it makes her feel more like a model..

GOOD MESSAGES TO THE YOUTH KEEP HAPPENING WITH THIS ONE….everything comes down to tit size boys and girls and everything else she’s accomplished doesn’t matter, but rather has just allowed her to get good fake tits…

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THE TITS…

I like the new boyfriend’s wallet fucking, PR dream smirk…winning at this celebrity thing…all it took was this clueless cunt….

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2016

11

Jul

Selena Gomez Camel Toe of the Day

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Selena Gomez cameltoe only reminds me of the glory days when the Disney Execs were sticking things in her before using their brainwashing tactics learned after years of Hollywood pedophilia…something she signed off on in exchange for fame and fortune…because Hollywood pedophiles never get in trouble..or rarely get in trouble…it is the most disgusting industry – with the biggest weirdo perverts – with a lot of money – surrounded by a lot of bad things – created by the mob – with paid off cops…and the victims all people desperate to make it – and the real victims the ones who do make it – so that they don’t want to expose anything that would make them look bad…not that Selena was ever molested, but I wouldn’t be surprised if at least one producer or director had cameras set up in her trailer..or gave her a bath…but this was before she became a pop star, proving popstardom is a joke, because music makes more money than acting – and you get that direct feedback where you feel like a hero from your fans….I guess her cameltoe also reminds me of Bieber…but that’s probably just a Canadian thing…

TO SEE SLUTTY PICS OF HER IN CONCERT – THAT ARE BORING BECAUSE SHE’S NOT A REAL SLUT CLICK HERE

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2016

11

Jul

Rachel Cook Lingerie Model of the Day

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Here’s Rachel Cook not Rachel Leigh Cook…She’s 21 and has the body of a 21 year old, TIGHT, but something about her face is just young and creeps me out, but then again, I guess 21 is young, when you’re an old fucking pervert like me…

I guess people find her interesting because she’s got a lot of internet followers…thanks to posting butt shots and plugging teeth whitening products..she can now promote actual lingerie brands…

Making the internet work for her – thanks to her hot body…

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2016

11

Jul

Famewhore in a See Through Dress of the DAy

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This Famewhore Bitch Used to Send Me Emails Begging me to Post Her

Her name is Melissa Molinaro, I’d have to go through old emails, but I remember having multiple conversations with her – and even helping her promote some bullshit – where she marketed herself as a Kim Kardashian lookalike or something equally low level…for an Old Navy Commerical…in 2011…

Yes she peaked in an Old Navy Commerical because she looked like Kim K, and was free instead of millions of dollars…

Now she attends events in see through dresses..Looks like she’s made it, or is still trying to make it – really fucking hard, because it doesn’t happen for everyone, some people just don’t have what it takes despite how often their dad’s told them they were their princess…

I mean – when you’re this cheesy you might as well just be in porn…

Other famewhores who have made it who used to message me – include but aren’t limited to Emily Ratajkowski….and Lindsay Lohan.

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