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2023

15

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Big Tits may be great and all, you know fun to look at, fun to watch bounce around, fun to see doing big tit things like advance their careers as instagram models or content creators, or whatever else it is big tits do now that they don’t have to spend their lives working bottle service at a club…..

But Tiny Tits are titties too and thanks to being a dude with a perversion, I can stare at tiny tits all fucking day, just as much as I can stare at big sloppies, because it’s about the tits bro, not the size but the fact that I’m staring at tits, so here are those tits.

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2023

15

Aug

Em Rat Cow’s Brings the Crabs Back to the Beach with her Latest Mom Crotch in a Bikini Shot of the Day

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I read somewhere that Em Rata or Em Rat Cow as we lovingly call her used to be a misogynist in her approach to life, a straight up woman chaser before trying to polarize being a sex working level of instagram model, because she got famous for her NUDES, into being some sort of fake feminist, modern feminist mission….she’s not the brightest, you see she had to drop out of school to maintain her instagram famous life….

Well, with a face like that, I believe she was a misogynist, because despite having seen her vagina numerous times thanks to feminism, I know she doesn’t have a dick, but a hard face like that tells a different story…one of a misogynist who just happens to have great tits, probably fake, but still great, even post baby thanks to what we’ll assume is a “Mommy makeover” these whores get to maintain their pre baby whore bodies…FUN!

Well this isn’t about her tits, it’s about pussy in a bikini at the beach….

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2023

15

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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If Tight pants are done right, and they usually are, because women tend to size down in forgiving fabrics, rather than size up for their egos….

So tight pants are truly as tight as they can be pants…..

Which means, you can basically see their full vagina mind through their pants, which makes jerking off to them far more realistic since you can map out what their pussy actually looks like, because sometimes staring at tits and ass JUST isn’t enough….

Point of the story, I like tight pants…and you should too.

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2023

15

Aug

Sydney Sweeney Knows Her Tits are All that Matters and Why She’s Even Here of the Day

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Get over it, they are just tits! So many girls have great tits…these great tits aren’t any better than many of those other great tits…they just have a marketing budget, so they are seemingly special, more important or better than all the other great tits out there, it’s just strategic marketing bros…

I think Sydney Sweeney is a product of marketing, right place right time maybe, or just someone who won the lottery of having big tits with the drive to meet the right agents who knew they needed big tits in their shows to get people to log off porn for 30 minutes a week….

There’s no real reason as to why she’s there, as to why she’s the tits, but she’s the tits and she fucking knows it, so here’s that big cleavage titty…

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2023

15

Aug

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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You may not really get to experience women in bikinis or any swimwear because you’re a fucking weirdo who women don’t want to be around, I can relate and that’s ok, but never take no for an answer, even if the system tells you to take no for an answer, because following the rules is for losers and taking what you want, or what you rightfully deserve is how you get what you deserve….and as far as I’m concerned, if that means jumping backyard fences and crashing pool parties in the suburbs, or hitting up some resort, make it fucking happen, the bikinis are skimpy on all girls, they wear fucking thongs to the beach and it’s incredible to see the slut behavior on a micro level, you see because I am an economist in the sense of tracking how slutty the normies get….and they get slutty…when middle aged office workers with fat mom asses are rocking thongs by the pool, you know the slutification of the normies is right where it needs to be…

Next stop…exposed butthole swimwear because normies love buttholes, it’s how they get their parasites!

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2023

15

Aug

Anastasia Ashley Caught Filming a TikTok by a Beach Creeper of the Day

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Anastasia Ashley is an old time favorite who despite being older is still bringing her ass to the beach in a consistent way, because that’s what surfers do right until they take their final wave into the sunset. I’ve seen Point Break and understand the surf culture man….or I just stare at beach / bikini / surf ass when I come across it because it’s so round and fit….

EGOTASTIC SPORTS posted a video of a creeper catching her doing what many would find annoying or humiliating act of content creation in public, but that most would find normal, since being a content creator is money, fame, all their dreams coming true, free shit, etc…

Well, Anastasia Ashley was one of the first to do the viral beach dance video, so these other TikTok sluts are just fake copies…

They say that with age comes a leathery, herpes and AIDS ridden dried up old lady vagina, but it also comes with experience and not just in the ability to give proper head to offset the whole rotting thing, or sexual things to give them some marketability with the whole being expired thing, but in creating masterful dance content using a trashcan as a filmer which according to studies is a more interesting choice than most vape smoking soy boy cucks who follow their girl’s around filming them and carrying their purses because we lack real men in this society…

TO SEE THE CREEPER CAM FOOTAGE CLICK HERE

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2023

15

Aug

J.Lo’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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J.Lo is in a bikini, showing off her fat and modified old lady ass, while pretending that her old lady ass is not an old lady ass, because that’s what being a delusional self involved person who has made shit tons of money being J.Lo, surrounded by Yes Men, encouraging her into thinking that she’s not too old to throw in the towel and that she’s still got ass to give, and I’ll still look at it like the science experiment it is….

It’s like give up, live off that pile of money, go behind the camera, invest in other projects, mentor the new generation of J.Los who will grace the world with garbage music, garbage movies, but monetizable content, which is what matters…do unmemorable shit that doesn’t matter but that makes money because money matters, you puppet pile of fat ass shit…

But instead, she’s the afternoon stripper working the primetime shift because no one has the heart to tell her that her back looks like a bulldogs face, which isn’t how backs are supposed to look.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2023

15

Aug

Leighton Meester Ass For a Surf of the Day

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Leighton Meester, the Gossip Girl pussy who may not be the hottest piece of ass around, but she obviously puts out, since she’s had a bunch of kids with Seth from The O.C.

I didn’t watch Gossip Girl, but if I did, I would probably jerk off to her before Blake Lively, since Blake Lively is a monster, but I’ll have to test out that theory one day.

In the meantime, I’ll just stare at Leighton’s ass, since I apparently like middle aged mom ass, especially when I can see it from the front, when out on a surf ….

Her ass looks good, no pock marks or middle aged damage. Where’s the cellulite bitch? Maybe she’s not an actual woman since all mid-30s have that cottage cheese shit…

I’ll assume that it’s because she was born in prison and is hard at her core, hitting the gym like she’s only got 1 hour of rec time a week, like the other prisoners.

Surf’s up.

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2023

14

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t know the statistics on how many nurses are homewreckers, but I am assuming it’s around 99%, since they all get into nursing for some legitimate decent paid work that allows them to get close to the doctors….who get paid a lot better, allowing them to maximize their common interests and hot nurse look by jumping on that doctor dick, even married doctor dick to get what they deserve so that they don’t have to spend their lives changing old dying people’s diapers all fucking day, but instead go to the spa, shopping, the gym, getting their hair and nails done, with that DOCTOR money….

So here are some nurses, the sex workers of the medical field which is really my kind of girls, since they are sluts and I love sluts…

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2023

14

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

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You may be the kind of guy into MILFs because the only woman who ever loved you was your mother, but you may be the kind of guy into MILFs because your mom never loved you….amnd you still crave a mother….or someone who does mom type things you never had…

You may be the kind of guy who is into MILFs because they are moms and you’ll never get a girl pregnant since it requires fucking, not even the lesbians desperate for sperm to birth their lesbian babies don’t answer your craigslist ads..

You may be the kind of guy who loves MILFs because they are biological women who have been run through and have the proof, unless the kid is dead, in which case she’s a mom with bigger issues than you initially expected from the mom, who you already assumed she had issues because she wasn’t out being a mom, but rather a modern day mom doing sex work shit….

I am into moms for the pussy…

So here are some MILFs…

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