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2023

09

Aug

Eva Longoria Beach Body of the Day

Eva Longoria, the very rich from some dumb show, producer and director, who owns her own Tequila brand because she’s not done exploiting Mexicans since Mexico is her heritage that she is likely totally disconnected from….was never someone I bought into or appreciated when she was getting all her hype…

But now that she’s a dinosaur with international fame, hustling her wares in slutty bikinis, I find her a little more appealing…you know, because I like whores or when women reduce themselves to their half naked bodies, even when they are old and clearly have had work down while giving the illusion they haven’t, because they are actors and as actors they can’t rot like the normies, even though they are still rotten like the normies, you just can’t see it as clearly because they have a fresh coat of paint over that mouldy ass bathroom of a cunt…

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2023

09

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay Fit Bitches…

Or at least keep the idea of fit bitches a fetish, a beauty standard, an expectation…

So jerk off to these fit bitches as doing your part to save the world of the fat monsters taking over.

If that means joining the gym, or standing outside the gym to encourage the hot fit girls as they leave the gym by showing them your boner, or just by upvoting their fit smutty content….do it…society needs it.

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2023

09

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Tits of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is about 50 years old, for the majority of her adult life she was sponsored by or owned by Victoria’s Secret and was likely one of the longest running bikini models they had and through it all, I never saw her appeal, I thought she was so basic and boring, yet the people clearly bought what she is selling…

Now that she’s 50 years old or something, she’s actually looking substantially hotter than she did at her prime, maybe it’s updated tits, fillers, filters, AI and photoshop, but she’s finally hotter than I ever thought she was, which makes no sense since she’s 50 years old….which means WITCHCRAFT is happening here and I’d get to the bottom of it, if I wasn’t too busy staring at those tits…

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2023

09

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know if all the pussy wedgies I see in a given day are just a geographic thing, you know French Canadian women are slutty and want people to see their cunts, but I am going to assume it’s an internet becoming reality thing, where girls are just trying to fit in like they are when pretending to be Taylor Swift fans or into the Barbie movie….so they wear the spandex and don’t care about the fact that the world can see their cunt, it’s just part of the outfit…

I like to think it’s female self preservation in an era of trannies getting a lot of attention, in a “Look I’m a Real Chick”, but it could just be that girls are into how the pussy wedgie feels pressed against their clits with every step they take, soaking through the tight pants without anyone knowing….

Either way, there’s a lot of hungry for tight pant pussy out there and I’m all for staring.

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2023

09

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Cleavage of the Day

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Like Alec Baldwin, I’ve forgotten that Ireland Baldwin existed….

She’s recently had kids, making Alec Baldwin more than a convicted killer who was absolved of all the killing, meaning he’s not a killer at all, even though he held a gun that killed someone, probably a thrilling feeling, if he was some kind of narcissistic rich guy into that kind of power…

I’ll assume her tits are milk filled, but at a certain point, it doesn’t really matter, the prison tats in honor of her dad not going to prison, the sheer size of her and the fact the tits have always been huge and it’s not like she is starring in SQUIRTING LACTATING TIT CONTENT, basically being a lazy rich kid about the lactation fetish content while potentially lactating!

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2023

09

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed may not be a strong enough drug to give girls the nod like opiates or other more fun drugs you can use as foreplay, but it can make girls lazy enough to not bother making the best life decisions, so that they don’t bother protesting your advances to fuck….while being less sloppy than being drunk….and down to eat pizza when done, maybe even down to fuck you because of the promise of pizza, making it a far less creepy way to get laid than roofies, or whatever you’re using for foreplay these days…

Here are some weed enthusiasts, which is lame to me, but probably excited to a loser who is into weed and loves when chicks are into the same things as them, especially when the chick is naked.

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2023

09

Aug

Stefania Ferrario Titty Pop of the Day

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Stefania Ferrairio of the Hazelnut empire that owns Nutella, at least based on her body and her marketing strategy of being a plus sized titty model, clearly a European plus size, because she’s hardly the walmart shopper on the motorized shopping cart that we’re used to as North Americans.

If anything, she’s a big titty big girl but not an actual morbidly obese girl using empowerment as an angle, still using the fat girl angle, which probably pisses off the actual pig plus sized girls as she mocks them with her 30 pounds she could probably lose in 3 months if she stopped eating her family’s Nutella…which makes celebrating her as a plus sized funny, because the actual seriously plus sized hate it…and we like them unhappy, which clearly they already are, otherwise they wouldn’t be fat.

Point of the story, with plus sized comes plus sized tits.

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2023

09

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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No Fat Chicks Allowed….

That’s really not the general consensus of the fat world we live in, but I am old, old fashioned and a firm believer in the days of bullying fat chicks into hating themselves, having no self esteem, allowing you to entrap them for sex on request whenever you’re bored of jerking off, to which they eagerly comply because people, when put through abuse, made to feel like dog shit, useless and disgusting are easy to manipulate into sex, assuming you don’t find fucking fatties repulsive as fuck, so repulsing you’d rather jack off…unless of course you’re a loser like me who fat chicks, even in their prime of being oppressed and bullied, wouldn’t be caught dead fucking….

Here are some fatties for the chubby chasers….which I guess in this era is all people since the fats are impossible to escape!

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2023

08

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Apparently the Barbie movie is making the HIVE mind woman break up with their shitty boyfriends, I haven’t seen that sit, because the now super rich Greta Earwig grosses me out, HOWEVER….

I do find it funny that the HIVE mind idiots are buying into her bullshit and breaking up with their boyfriends, assuming that’s a real thing and not just marketing to help the now rich as fuck, get ever more rich as fuck….

BECAUSE….she’s been fucking her way up the career ladder since at least 2011, when she first got with her boyfriend, acclaimed writer/director who I find pretentious and annoying as fuck, but that the industry has a hard on for….meaning he opened some doors for her because she opened her legs for him..

PLOT TWIST….maybe Baumbach actually WROTE Barbie for his woman, because her writing is on the annoying level that his is…and Barbie is actually a Baumbach side project he uses his actor whore to front….WOULDN’T THAT BE FUNNY….an ultimate troll….oh shit, he is credited as one of the writers of the movie, hilarious, he probably wrote the whole fucking thing. DOWN WITH MEN….or that KENERGY…or whatever they are calling this movement of re-education camps they are sending men to after Barbie…

The 13 year relationship of the 40 year old, with the MUCH older 53 year old Baumbach, on some Woody Allen fucking his stepdaughter kick, is one of a weak bitch using a powerful dude to make her dreams come true, like a weak bitch would, making movies about dumping your man, knowing she’d be nowhere without her man, or without him guiding her through the writing and directing of her now billion dollar movie….

So the same weak bitch who used her pussy to get ahead, is telling normies to break up with their man due to some propaganda storyline she’s made up in her head that doesn’t apply to her existence as woman in the relationship, because Hollywood is bullshit…

The point of the story is that dudes need to start watching some Stepford Wives, or other shows where the bitches are subservient, or even some old west movies where women are traditional keepers of the household and raiser of the children, or even some good dick sucking videos to inspire them to break-up with their basic modern retard bitch before she gets to the Barbie movie and breaks up with you….

TWO can play at this game…GRETA EARWIG you fake fuck fat fuck slut.

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2023

08

Aug

Selena Gomez Titty Lick of the Day

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Selena Gomez still exists, she’s at some bar likely getting drunk in an attempt to relive her early 20 college years that she lost out on because she was too busy being cast in Barney, or some other industry shit that robbed her of a life, while giving her a life, only to tell her she’s bi-polar when she starts to question what was done to her, you know to gaslight her into thinking she’s crazy and not actually catching onto the fucked up shit she went through, while being sedated on meds….

You can tell she’s trying to relive the college years with the tits out and the girls licking on the big tits like girls at a frat party trying to get attention….only on a higher level since it’s Selena Gomez….

I prefer the storyline that these are two members of her organ-farm, not her ORGANIC FARM, but rather her ORGAN FARM, in the event that she needs another yes-man to buy some Kidneys off of, in the even they give out…

You know, let the members of the organ donor list hang with her, even feed them off the tit so they know that they’ve found a new home, a new mother, a new lover a new cult leader….worthy of their attention and organs if needed….

Either way, Selena Gomez and some tongues out, tits out, crying for attention despite being Selena Gomez is fun, mainly because her tits are massive…

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