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Emily Ratajkowski For Victoria Secret of the Day

Emrata’s Spooky Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Katy Perry Does Coachella Dirty of the Day

Salma Hayek is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Madisyn Shipman’s Self Produced Erotica of the Day

2016

Apr

Twitch User Suspended for Showing Her Vagina of the Day

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Her instagram name is @lea__may …

She was once a TWITCH user…a platform I don’t fuck with because I don’t watch videogames or play videogames or watch people play videogames…not even hot chicks.. and if I did play videogames, I would not use twitch..not even for the pussy…I just can’t see it being a fetish…but then again, nerds fucking love hot chicks who have the same interests…it is nerd Spanish Fly…it is the nerd trap…and hot girls have milked how easy it is to exploit nerds…and I find that a whole level of bullying – the kind that turns nerds into rapists and pushes them further into their social awkwardness…

All this to say her TWITCH got deleted for 30 days because she flashed her pussy…and figured that’s enough of a reason to celebrate her and her most slutty instagram pics….

And in 30 days she’ll make 10 times the money..she die…VAGINA gets fame….She’s already done Playboy, so her famewhoring, vagina flashing, is all part of her marketing strategy…

So getting rich playing Videogames can happen.

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2016

Apr

Couple in the Barcelona Train Station and Other Videos of the Day

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Monk Fight

Surprise KO

Alabama Dead Body Transport

Cop Saves Bridge Jumper

Dukes of Hazard Jumping

Sexy Knife Fight

NYC Subway Brawl

Black Students Ask White Teacher About the New 20

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People say that social media is making people stressed and anxious. It gives them feelings of inadequacies because people don’t like and follow them. All while making weird dudes who created the platforms billions of dollars….

I say that it is only depressing because people are flimsy and inconsistent. There was a time I would wake up to 10 – 20 nudes…

Today…I woke up to one 1/2 nude…

I started this site for the nudes back in 2004. Not the money…and now the nudes are drying up…and if I had a soul, I would imagine I’d feel depressed…or that this is what sadness is…unfortunately I don’t have a soul…so I don’t really care…but I will say..I’ll miss all the random, strange, peculiar vagina.

This is tragedy. This is what people felt after the earthquakes in Japan, the Tsunami, the Ebola Crisis…it must be..

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The Most Searched Pornstars
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Kelly Ripa Returns To Work -and Gave a Sermon
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Elizabeth Banks in Power Ranger Outfit
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Ellie Goulding Black Leather…
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Leo Saves the Planet
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Katy Perry Nubby Legs…
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Gold Scammers caught in the act
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Dude Destroys Plane After Getting Fired…
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Twitch User Suspended for Posting Vagina
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No Makeup Sluts
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Slut at Coachella
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Girls in Sports Bras
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2016

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my week was not trying to convince a fat girl at the karoke bar to let me watch her fat boyfriend in shorts drinking a McDonald’s milkshake eat her out in the bathroom…but it was up there…

I consistently forget all the excitement that happens when trying to convince people the 20 year old I am with is a escort, so that they offer her money I can take a cut of to buy myself more drinks..

But I know magic happens…I just don’t post it on social media like all you egotistical assholes who think the world cares about every annoying though, observation, event that happens in your day…

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Huge Tits..
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Chrissy Teigen Left 1 week Old Baby At Home – Because She’s a Vapid Self Absorbed Cunt Who Did the Kid for her Retirement Plan – TRUST ME – She Has Big Milk Filled Tits Though…
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Claudia Jordan _ Slut in a Pink Bikini
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Ariel Winter’s Big Reduced Tits in a Sheer Top
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Australian Politician Sets River on Fire
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Ted Cruz Lookalike – Gets Porn Deal – Leaks Nudes – Terrifying
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Lots of Thigh Gaps
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Boat in Costa Rica Capsizes
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Everyone is in the New Twin Peaks
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Lap Dance…
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Ariel Winter’s Fat Ass in Shorts
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Rihanna Fat Ass in Concert
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Someone Called the Cops on James Kingston….the Free Climbing Mental case
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Sliding Down a Massive Hill
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Jodie Foster Looks Like a Lesbian
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Japanese Hospital – Surgeon Tryouts
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Jessica Alba in a Bikini
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Funny Ice Cream Vendor
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Gwen Stefani Skinny in Jeans
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Navy Seals Parachute Into a Football Stadium
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Dudes Eating a 5lb GYRO
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Shay Mitchell in a BRa Top
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Sara Bareilles Braless
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Joanna Krupa Tits in Gold for her 37th Birthday
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Virtual Reality Breakdown
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Rita Ora’s Ass in Tights and Tits in a See Through in Vancouver Following Rihanna
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Uber Passenger Med Student Brat – Got Fired
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Rihanna’s Full Concert
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Kate Beckinsale in a Silky Top
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Sara Jean Underwood Ass Shot
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The New Lil KIm is Terrifying
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Sports Bra
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Lily Aldridge Tits
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X-Men Apocalypse Trailer…
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Kim Kardashian VS Kyle Jenner Gunts
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Gabrielle Toth NUDE in P Magazine
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Slutty Mom
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Amy Schumer Scary Slutty on Cover of Vanity Fair
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A Bunch of Sunburns
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Liz Ashely
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Weird Sex News
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Nude in a Big Chair
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Guy Jumps into Wedgie…
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Mom Finds Out Daughter Masturbates
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Hot Latina of the Day
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Naked Man VS Volvo
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2016

Apr

Megan Fox in a Bikini of the Day

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Megan Fox staged her latest publicity stunt – to carry her through her divorce by some family planning with her captor David from 90210, her childhood crush, who has knocked her up a few times before, in keeping up with her family planning…by getting pregnant again..And what better way to do this publicity stunt, than to hire the paparazzi to document the whole thing, play that media…

I thought Megan Fox was done a long time ago….so seeing her in a bikini in and of itself isn’t exciting, throw in a visible pregnancy, and its really not exciting, but it’s happened, it’s here…take it in…because it’s only going to get worse…even if it’s already bad.

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2016

Apr

Bella Thorne Gets Cocky with her Tits of the Day

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Bella Thorne in my side, because every rose, even a redheaded rose has a thorne or some shit…just keeps on giving…

The 40 year old who figured out social media to prove a point to her daughters…is starting to take barely slutty yet still slutty…just strategically slutty slutting for attention which I guess converts to money…and jobs and brand interest which would by definition be whoring…is actually starting to figure out ways to push the limits…

What was once just gratuitous, tits and ass at the gym, maybe a bikini at the pool..has become braless, barely covered, like some kind of sexting her fans in a cocktease that keeps her going…keeps her relevant…keeps the momentum up…because when girls start getting this kind of pervert male attention…it’s hard to draw the line in the sand…especially when it is all your family has raised you for…finally working out for you…making it difficult to know when they are going too far…or making you think there could be a nipple or pussy slip accidentally dropped on snapchat for all those fans that you know excite her…one night on ambien…it’ll happen…like she happened, which is amazing, considering all it took was some TV role no one cared about, a bunch of pervert dads, and a willingness to get as naked as possible without offending…to keep dudes jerking off..

It’s barely fascinating, but it is well executed and for that you should thank her team.

She’s Currently filming some shit – and to see all those pics CLICK HERE

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2016

Apr

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale’s old married ass…is pretty round and lovely and from this distance…you can’t even see her broken down bad plastic surgery face…

She’s in Mexico in a bikini, celebrating her husband’s 34th birthday…I wonder how she fit the time off into her busy scheduling building her personal brand…on instagram…to sell product to idiots who follow her…as if she’s important…despite being Ashley Tisdale…a Disney star no one cares about…

Now I don’t care for her, or think she’s interesting..but she’s got a good ass..and that deserves to be noticed, even jerked off to, especially if you’re an Ashley Tisdale fan…which I’m not…but I’ll still stare at her ass because I am complex like that…or maybe that makes me basic, primative, distracted by bikini because who needs thought or brain unless it’s getting brain when we have girls in bikinis…

This would be better 10 years ago…I mean 30 year olds in bikinis…whatever…however 30 year olds are the lest generation of not being fat…and knowing the importance of not being fat…the 20 year olds of today think fat is skinny…in some distorted and major cultural shift…so take this in.

THE PAPARAZZI WERE ALSO THERE:

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2016

Apr

LeAnn Rimes is Country Strong Homewrecker in a Bikini for Christianity of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes is a homewrecking Christian freakshow with fake tits and a great fit body who will always be okay thanks to being part of the Country Music scene, which is the most loyal, uneducated, unaffected audience…who are designed to celebrate their own…and be forgiving, because they feel like Jesus died for your sins, or some shit, and if a girl was scooped up at a young age by the entertainment industry and thrown into living the hollywood party / drug / bikini / social media whore life…she’s still white and worth fighting for….

If you know what I mean.

Here are some pics…

I think she’s got a great body…but I’m a pervert.

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Posted in:Leann Rimes|SFW

2016

Apr

Kylie Jenner in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is such a little fucking pig of a girl. Her face so mangled she looks like all the bootleg kardashians on social media with their faces filled..giving them this old weathered stripper look at 18…I’d say she’s become pug faced, with those big puffy chemically filled cheeks, but I am a pug owner and pugs are everything and there is no way I’d like to compare this garbage to something so majestic…however, I do think you could pull off a parody of the Kardashians staring pugs, but the pugs will probably have more intellectual things to say than a Kardashian…

What I’m getting at is we can hope the Kardashians end, and the biggest victim of the clan will be this one, unaware of what life outside of Karadashian is, self destructing when no one cares about her lips or make-up…left with lots of money she can use to buy drugs to hopefully overdose on…

She’s just a doughy, looks like meat is stapled onto her…racially ambiguous monster…cultural appropriator despite being void of culture while being totally representative of American culture…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

Apr

Old Lady Aniston Bra of the Day

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I accidentally watched TV at a friend’s house the other day and I was exposed to a trailer for a movie called Mother’s Day, where I assume Jennifer Aniston played a mother, something she’ll likely be nominated for an Academy Award for, provided it’s not seen as the straight to DVD smut it is….an Academy Award nominated roll not because she ever plays anyone with more depth than herself…but because having kids of her own is such a fucking stretch, it’s like Halle Berry playing a black hood woman, or Charlize theron playing a monster, or Cuba Gooding Jr playing a retard…yes my Academy Award knowledge died in 1997…

You see, no one has ever knocked her up, maybe because she’s a narcissist who didn’t realize she would hit menopause ever…or didn’t want to ruin her body…or didn’t want to have a clone get in the way of her life…or maybe…because the second she wanted to reproduce every motherfucker ran….including but no limited to Brad Pitt, who you clearly know from his army of kids…was into having kids…just not with her…

I don’t find Jennifer Aniston hot, especially now that she’s “47” years old….I do remember her when she was on Friends with her hard nipples and high pay day in an era where sitcoms paid idiots who didn’t deserve the money too much fucking money…because fans were committed to their characters…something that made the execs a hell of a lot more money than the people they exploited with million dollar per episode pay checks to…sure not quite exploitation…but I would have just killed her off…

Doesn’t matter, Here’s her bra…and hard old granny face….not as botoxed as you’d expect…

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