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2016

11

Jul

Jessica Simpson in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Simpson went on some Couples Retreat to French Polynesia – where she got to show off her mid 30s fat girl tits in a bikini….and it spoke to my soul…I mean the way she’s bushing out of her top like a mom of two who was once 250 lbs before getting paid a million dollars to lose the weight – all sloppy and delicious – looking like she could suffocate on them, or at least have sleep apnea because of them, in a moderate but sex as fuck disability….

I don’t know why, I blame fever, alcoholism, early onslaught dementia or a lack of a mother but the last month I’ve been obsessed with monster tits, which often times come on monster sized women, and with every monster tit pic I see I think “those tits are big enough, we need more tit, let’s go back to the tit”…a natural tit so big it’s gross…is a direct line to my penis even though my penis needs an extension….if you know what I mean – if you don’t – you were clearly never a receptionist…

Yes. I talk receptionists when looking at big sloppy Jessica Simpson fat girls tits she kept…it adds to the fetish.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PCIS CLICK HERE

She’s with some chick named Odette Anabelle – who posted these pics:

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2016

11

Jul

Ashley Benson Fat Tit of the DAy

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I like sloppy tit….and when I used to mock Ashley Benson for being fat – because she is overwight – and has no excuse to be fat due to the simple fact that she’s on TV, makes money, and has access to gyms and trainers, if she was to go to the producer and say “can you feed me less and make me work out more as part of my job, I have this pesky 15 pounds to lose and all the treats at craft services, coupled with lazy and sitting around makes it impossible”…I am sure they’d deliver…there’s budget for that…

I mean she’s a little less fat now, thanks to the pressure of the industry, that isn’t really a pressure of an industry – but a responsibility of these people to send kids a good message and that is that if you eat well and do fitness – you will feel better…

It’s not saying “starve yourself, be half dead like lohan and feel better”…

And it sure as hell shouldn’t be “be fat and lazy, fat is great, own it’….but that’s where we are at now, and I guess with that attitude, it makes these once fats, not so fat, and not so fat is better than fat, especially because they come with fat tits…so we can come. SOLID….I mean sloppy but solid in theory…

Here’s some Lucy Hale – Her Co-Star – Looking 12

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2016

11

Jul

Christina Ricci in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

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I completely forgot Christina Ricci existed – but I remember loving her 15-20 years ago….I mean she was the actress people wanted to fuck, she’s 36 and I guess the bulk of her career happened pre-25 years old…where she was this hot, short, chubby, busty girl who chopped off her tits during one of her child star crisis and I remember her having a few – back in the late 90s actors got paid, social media didn’t exist and doing heroin wasted in hollywood parties was more fun….less lame…

I didn’t know she had a kid, I mean why would I, I forgot she existed, which is actually pretty refreshing and makes me like her better than all these other fame whores – who work this angle so fucking hard as long as they can – instead of just fading away to live a good life, with a lot of money – undisturbed….you know raise your kid, take up knitting, do anything but be a vapid twat posing in staged pics for the paparazzi…but then again, she is in paparazzi pics, and this may be her comeback tour…or her and her PR team’s attempt to get one more run out of her….

Here is her 36 year old body, that’s not all that hot, but her body was never all that hot, her tits were and it was the late 90s when tits were what we were told to jerk off to….and now she’s got a mom who does fitness body….pushing 40…which in a weird way is hot to me…like reconnecting with an old lover from an era before I hated fame, an instead preferred it to the real whores in my life because they didn’t talk unless it was scripted….but ignored me in an equal way….but I never got to fuck her because DREAMS DO NOT COME TRUE….DREAMS ARE FLEETING….DON’T DREAM.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

11

Jul

Adriana Lima’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Brazilan bikini model Ana Beatriz Barros just got married in Mykonos – which means that all the other Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model old timers had to show up, because it’s how fake friendships prosper…

I assume this is the video of her demonstrating the Model Retirement Pension by marrying some rich guy…love is such a beautiful thing…..isn’t it…especially when set in a lovely setting…and the person you’re marrying is a fucking billionaire…you know…an actual billionaire named Karim El Chaity…not bad for some poor as fuck Brazilian who happened to be tall and hot…good fucking play…all it took was some strategic placement and boom – love….rich as fuck love….

I guess the more interesting thing with destination weddings – possibly where they met or where they first fucked on some chartered cruise – or somewhere they think is romantic….

OR – maybe because it is where Lohan celebrated her Billionaire fiance trip….classy….

But their hot model guests, even when barrel chested, old and washed up…get into bikinis…while waiting for the big day…GLORIOUS….Adriana Lima still looking good….probably with a billionaire of her own – because millionaires are not for Victoria’s Secret models….too poor for that pussy admission fee.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

I guess the bachelorette party was in Ibiza with Alessandra Ambrosio – who was celebrating the brazilian model retirement plan…

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2016

11

Jul

Taylor Swift’s New Tits Go to Dinner of theDay

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The thing I like about Taylor Swift, which was a real stretch to find, because Taylor Swift is the fucking worst and I can’t stand her over commercialized bullshit success based on lies and minimal talent….yes she’s got a good team, a good angle, the accessible awkward girl…idiots everywhere can connect with because it’s so basic and simplistic and relatable…

But I figure, not everything is black and white, you can dig deep into the depths of anything and find something of quality..

It’s the only way you can stay hard when fucking a disgusting girl, you have to find that one thing that is good about her, it can be a nipple, a lip, her yes, her anus, anything – just don’t lose your fucking hard on you sick fuck fucking sick looking things…

So the thing I like about Taylor Swift is even when you have all the success, money, and fame whore friends and family stroking your ego and telling you you’re great…when you win all the awards, have seen the entire world, have lived the good life at all the best hotels and restaurants…when you’ve fucked so many dudes – and positioned it as hopeless romantic -not “filling my empty soul through my pussy, plus I can spin it and monetize it”….I keep going off topic…the think I like about this miserable, horrible, disgusting, money grubbing, talentless pig, celebrated hack, pile of shit who mocks “POWER WOMEN”…by basing a career off her relationships with men and how everything she does is boy based….like a hired hooker…and not a real power woman who doesn’t need men…is…the one thing I like is….that after all of everything – she still thought it was necessary to get implants…or a good bra from the girls at Victoria’s Secret she sucks up to uz it makes her feel more like a model..

GOOD MESSAGES TO THE YOUTH KEEP HAPPENING WITH THIS ONE….everything comes down to tit size boys and girls and everything else she’s accomplished doesn’t matter, but rather has just allowed her to get good fake tits…

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THE TITS…

I like the new boyfriend’s wallet fucking, PR dream smirk…winning at this celebrity thing…all it took was this clueless cunt….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

11

Jul

Selena Gomez Camel Toe of the Day

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Selena Gomez cameltoe only reminds me of the glory days when the Disney Execs were sticking things in her before using their brainwashing tactics learned after years of Hollywood pedophilia…something she signed off on in exchange for fame and fortune…because Hollywood pedophiles never get in trouble..or rarely get in trouble…it is the most disgusting industry – with the biggest weirdo perverts – with a lot of money – surrounded by a lot of bad things – created by the mob – with paid off cops…and the victims all people desperate to make it – and the real victims the ones who do make it – so that they don’t want to expose anything that would make them look bad…not that Selena was ever molested, but I wouldn’t be surprised if at least one producer or director had cameras set up in her trailer..or gave her a bath…but this was before she became a pop star, proving popstardom is a joke, because music makes more money than acting – and you get that direct feedback where you feel like a hero from your fans….I guess her cameltoe also reminds me of Bieber…but that’s probably just a Canadian thing…

TO SEE SLUTTY PICS OF HER IN CONCERT – THAT ARE BORING BECAUSE SHE’S NOT A REAL SLUT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

11

Jul

Rachel Cook Lingerie Model of the Day

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Here’s Rachel Cook not Rachel Leigh Cook…She’s 21 and has the body of a 21 year old, TIGHT, but something about her face is just young and creeps me out, but then again, I guess 21 is young, when you’re an old fucking pervert like me…

I guess people find her interesting because she’s got a lot of internet followers…thanks to posting butt shots and plugging teeth whitening products..she can now promote actual lingerie brands…

Making the internet work for her – thanks to her hot body…

Posted in:Rachel Cook|SFW

2016

11

Jul

Famewhore in a See Through Dress of the DAy

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This Famewhore Bitch Used to Send Me Emails Begging me to Post Her

Her name is Melissa Molinaro, I’d have to go through old emails, but I remember having multiple conversations with her – and even helping her promote some bullshit – where she marketed herself as a Kim Kardashian lookalike or something equally low level…for an Old Navy Commerical…in 2011…

Yes she peaked in an Old Navy Commerical because she looked like Kim K, and was free instead of millions of dollars…

Now she attends events in see through dresses..Looks like she’s made it, or is still trying to make it – really fucking hard, because it doesn’t happen for everyone, some people just don’t have what it takes despite how often their dad’s told them they were their princess…

I mean – when you’re this cheesy you might as well just be in porn…

Other famewhores who have made it who used to message me – include but aren’t limited to Emily Ratajkowski….and Lindsay Lohan.

Posted in:Melissa Molinaro|SFW

2016

11

Jul

Farah Holt for Playboy US of the Day

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Here’s a model named Farah Holt for Playboy’s latest Non-Nude issue, where she’s nude in at least one picture, you just aren’t allowed to see it, because Playboy is like a shitty ex girlfriend you used to cum on while she ate your ass, who won’t even send you a pic of her pussy for old times…all because of AD DOLLARS and some kind of bullshit rebrand…

But it gives people like Farah Holt, who have been trying to make it as a model, in at least one or two naked shoots for reputable magazines, and pervert photographers, only to be virtually ignored, she’s only got 20,000 followers in a world where the girl who works my coffee shop has 100,000 followers…JUST NOT FOR PLAYBOY…because they like ruining all things good, like girls willing to get naked because of their brand name, hell this bitch gets naked for anyone, and here Playboy, a name that could trick even the most conservative girl to get naked, isn’t taking advantage…pretty fucking rude of them…fuck them all..remmeber – in frat logic that we shouldn’t live by – cockteasing sluts get raped…so please rape Playboy.

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2016

11

Jul

Britt Maren Naked for Hipster Shoot of the Day

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You’d think the world would be bored of the exact same shoot with a different bitch….

Sure Britt Maren and so many other bitches are hot, but when people are putting out 10 shoots a day, I guess it’s hard to do things that inspire or are interesting.

It’s just JUNK food, with tits, and I’m the conduit of that to 10 people who probably don’t speak english, so I shouldn’t be complaining, I should be embracing people wasting their time out there, doing virtually nothing of substance – but spending TIME on this shit, which could be paid for by a brand, but it’s still just fucking noise…

DO THINGS THAT MATTER..

I’ve been following Britt Maren since no one was following Britt Maren. I seek out and destroy whores like I was a military created weapon. She’s since gone onto do Victoria’s Secret…and now this MAGIC…that’s not magical at all.

STEP IT UP SLUTS….I HAVE SEE THIS SHOOT ALREADY….ONE THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES…