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2016

24

Jun

Sophia Bush in Jeans of the Day

Here’s some Sophia Bush not showing her bush for the Sophia Bush fans who I assume are still people reading these kinds of sites – that existed when Sophia Bush was relevant and on a nerdy show nerds fucking loved – because I know the hot young kids of social media aren’t checking in here to read my amazing commentary about a mom aged mom in high waisted jeans looking like a mom in high waisted jeans….

Sometimes I like to give the people what they want…and what they need…to live a better life…because I am compassionate even if I think you’re the fucking worst…

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Posted in:SFW|Sophia Bush

2016

24

Jun

Cami Morrone Big Titty Grab of the Day

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Her name is CAMI MORRONE , sounds like a stripper name to me.

She’s some privileged twat, who I am assume is from LA and has rich parents, in Vanessa Hudgens circle of friends…because Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t hang with normals, she’s above that…she was on a Disney show motherfucker, she’s exclusive…and she also released nude pics when she was underage…daring…

Cami Morrone’s got a hot body, she’s a low level aspiring model, she’s got big tits, a hard nipple, and is showing her ass and she hangs with famous people…sounds like she’s too good to be true…but unfortunately her hustle is more cheesy catalog pics….not sex tapes…

Posted in:Cami Morrone|SFW

2016

24

Jun

Kardashians To Distract from the REAL News of Day

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I am sure you’ve been hearing a few things on the news about the UK separation from the EU, because everyone is freaking the fuck out, even though nothing will really change and the UK has been an empire that ruled the world for fucking ever and UNIONS in and of themselves kill business and economy…it’s not like the EU is going to go to war with the UK, or not let UK people into EUROPE, or even trade or do banking in the UK…it’s not that big of a deal..plus why carry the burden of mismanged countries on your back, you got your own shit to deal with….

When people don’t realize what’s actually important…the VAPID hooker /stripper / sluts who make stupid money called the Kardashian Jenners who put up pictures of their mangled, jacked up faces / body / photoshopped everything…because they are disgusting pigs and America fucking loved disgusting pig…

We should focus on who they fuck, what they fuck, if they have testicles, how much their weigh, why they are important, as they cash the fuck in..

It’s WAY more important that the EURO economy crashing..

We all know the only thing that really matters is which Kardashian genitals are exposed today….

Here’s KIM and her CLONE Kylie….one white, one Armenian, both Spray Tanned..freaks…and not in a good way…

Here’s Kendall – the WHITE one – who is AVERAGE looking at best, doing a campaign for Estee Lauder….that looks more like a high school project, but that’s impossible – she dropped out of High School for this spokesmodel whore life…

Seriously – this is who Estee Lauder felt was the face of the make-up brand…I remember when models were iconic not bootleg but good marketers on social media..

Here’s Bruce Jenner import car Marketing….

Posted in:Kardashians|SFW

2016

24

Jun

Cavs Fan Eats Horse Shit….and Other Videos of the DAy

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Baseball Batting Bikini Slut

Don’t Play With Lighter when Fueling Car

Inmates Attacking Jail Guards

Idiot Tries to Incriminate Police in the Dumbest Way

Cameraman Gets Smoked Out

Woman Tackles Snake

Robber of the DAy

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

24

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So when the European Union and economy was collapsing over in the UK…something I know nothing about, other than the hot young UK girls on my facebook are pretty pissed….

I witnessed a collapse of my own at some really low quality stripclub, where one of the drunk girls who just finished her stage show, which was more of her holding onto the pole as to not fall over…while jiggling akwardly..stumbled over to me..asked if I had 200 dollars to fuck her in the back room and when I said no, sloppy 50 year olds missing a tooth with dead eyes who can’t walk are hot and all – but I didn’t really want to put my dick in it…..freaked the fuck out, she took off her 90s fuck me boot she obviously found in the garbage…threw it against the wall then stormed through the place pushing every chair open as she scremed…

I liked the passion..

Here are some morning links…

Girls who are Wet
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Demi Lovato VS Celebrity Culture….and She’s Right!
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Gwyneth Paltrow on British Politics..in a Red Pant Suit…Let’s Hope This Isn’t A Trend…
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How To Get a Guy to End his Phone Conversation
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61 Wing Suits Fly Together
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Blac Chyna Cleavage
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Sara Underwood is Wild and Naked in Nature
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Anton Yelchin’s Death Trippers a Class Action Lawsuit
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

23

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with cheering on girls running the track in short shorts – when you’re not running the track – but rather laying on the track with your mouth open and tongue out – acting as the finish line – when you’re not asked to be the finish line – is that no one will respect your effort….

The problem with watching girls doing planks in the park is that I know 3-5 girls who have legit orgasms when they plank…and I figure a lot more girls / all girls except the weird ones who can’t orgasm – cum when planking…because when I stop and try to stare in their eyes and say “you like that don’t you” like the romantic I am…they don’t know I know what’s happening in their panties..

The problem with women wearing sheer skirts that I can see their full thong ass in the grocery store…is that I will end up buying whatever it is they are buying so that I can stick as close as possible to them…and now I have 14 dollars of truffle oil..to put on my 2 dollar frozen pizza…even when I’m not fucking the girl….I’m blowing money on the girl…THONGED ASSSES IN PUBLIC ALWAYS WIN…

Here are some stepLINKS….I know I am amazing and underrated – thanks!

Girls Who ARen’t in Bras – WHAT TITS! TITS!
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Blake Lively – PERM
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Fall Out Boy’s Ghostbuster Theme is Terrifying
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Sara Sampaio in a Bikini
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Whores of the DAy
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Roided Trump Supporter
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Did you ever try weed by sticking it up your ass? IT WORKS!
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Blake Lively Pregnant Nipples
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Victoria Silvstedt Panty Upskirt
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Selena GOmez – Butt Shot
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Led Zeppeln DIdn’t Rip Off Stairway to Heaven
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Katherine Heigl is Pregnant and No One Cares
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Dave Grohl Says Taylor Swift Saved Him…
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Apparently Taylor Swift Has a Kim K Dis Track
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Selena Gomez in a Car
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Kylie Jenner – Nipple
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13 Year Old Buys Gun
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How to Park Porsche in Vancouver
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Elle Fanning in a Dress
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Chris Brown Beat Up His Manager
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Michael Jackson’s Porn Collection is Insane
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Rihanna is Hot in Concert Because She’s Hot
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Lohan’s Busted Face
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Photoshopped Fatty of the DAY
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Careless Driver!
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Slutty Sunglasses
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Salma Hayek in Tiger Print
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The New Ghostbusters Song is Out….By Fall Out Boy
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Jennifer Garner’s Hard NIpples – Why—Who Knows
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What Did Lohan Do to Her Face
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Candice Swanepoel Naked
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girls in Sunglasses
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Handmade Amusement Park –
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Weird Pregnancy Pics
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Spread Assholes of the Day
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Webcam Chick of the Day
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BOOBLEX is the Wrestling Move of the Ages
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Crackhead Stabs Junky
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Dildos in Vagina
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Hidden Camera Changing…
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Hot Tits – Cheesy Shoot
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Greek Whore in Bikini
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Lacy Banghard Big Tits
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

23

Jun

Charlotte McKinney Boob Slip of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney recorded a weird VHS tape for who the fuck knows what reason, or why this ended up on the internet, but we can call it staged as fuck…but the good thing about Charlotte Mckinney in this Dancing video, is that she’s a Dancing with the Stars Alumni, therefore she’s a star otherwise her casting on that show would make no sense and would be some kind of lie….who can dance, we wouldn’t want some amateur hack dancing around like an asshole….or maybe the good thing about her in this video is her tits and that they can’t be contained – they have a mind of their own…and just spill out everywhere on purpose because it’s all she’s got going for her – and it’s good enough…

Her friend is named Kristin Angst….another sugar baby whore…you could buy if you were rich enough.

What the fuck is this shot on – seriously – the Motorola RAZR shoots better than this….is it a hidden cam? What are they trying to pull off here….I neeed answers…

Highlight of the video – the radom dude in the background….we can call him the producer…

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

23

Jun

Irina Shayk’s Strategic Nude of the Day

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Irina Shayk is one of my favorite models / sugar babies / mail order bride / hot as fuck scammer who has charmed her way into the hearts and boners of many – thanks to her dark hair and light eyes – porn to people who don’t realize they can buy their own soulless Russian bride – but there are no guarantees they won’t kill you in your sleep once they get their papers..

This Irina Shayk nude is not nearly nude enough, it’s almost offensive and like now that she’s in the A List fucking the A List, she’s getting arrogant…comfortable…but after the hard life of communism, we can give that to her while the rich guys GIVE it to her…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2016

23

Jun

Britney Spears Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some Britney Spears in a bikini…where you can’t see the puppet hand from her dad who still controls her….and spends all her money – he’s probably behind the camera saying “dance dance dance”…it’s part of the global strategy of someone you probably jerked off to 20 years ago when Hit Me Baby One More Time came out – and who you’d still jerk off to because she’s still got a hot enough body – even though she’s a thicker, mom of two…you know the kind of girl who would be great to K-Fed – but she was already K-Fedded – they coined the term – not that she’d learn from her mistakes she’s a half retard…but watch that girl dance in a bikini – it’s alright….

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

23

Jun

Sara Sampaio Nipples for GQ Spain of the DAy

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SPAIN is killing it with their nude photoshoots…this is the third or fourth one in the last few days. I guess the catholic country is into nude bitches – because why wouldn’t they be. Naked is great and if America put the guns down for a second they’d realize that titties don’t make you crazy…even when you’re crazy for titties…

She is the replacement for Adriana Lima at Victoria’s secret reminding us that we are all replaceable…even when your ego doesn’t want to admit that there are people who can do your useless standing around half naked job as good, if not better than you, even though you have 10 years experience standing around half naked, because you don’t like admitting that what you get paid millions for is a joke, requires no talent, and isn’t a real job even if you never have to work again….

She’s from Portugual, she’s likely a fisherman’s daughter, she’s got great lips and most importantly she is skinny and defends skinny girls in this fat world and that’s great because skinny lives matter.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio