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2016

21

Jun

Josephine Skriver’s Topless of the Day

Victoria’s Secret model Josephine Skriver is the future…

Mainly because she was created in a LAB and is a modern genetically modified human, one who all the bad genes are erased from before implanted in the test tube and fertilized.

She is phase one in AI, up on some EX MACHINA shit, because billion dollar brands have money that they feed into models, some of them who don’t eat, so why not funnel some of that money in to building out robot models, who don’t actually eat, because they are battery powered..

Thanks to science, Josephine Skriver is pretty fucking perfect…and here are her robot clone tits…

Like I said, she is future.

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2016

21

Jun

Crazy Mariah Carey in a See Through Top of the Day

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Angelic voiced, crazy person who probaly hears angelic voices in her head, that tell her how great she is, that’s how delusional egos with a lot of money validating their delusions are….Mariah Carey…has always had huge tits that went along with her iconic – money making voice that made it in the world of entertainment, living the life of luxury…instead of working Cruise ships and lounges like all the other talent that never pulled off the entertainment scam….

You can sometimes catch me dancing to her every Christmas….because I fucking love Christmas…and I guess I still appreciate her showing her big old tits – that are actually old… because she’s legendary to me, mainly because I remember her from the 90s when she was married to a 65 year old executive who ran Sony Music…and gave her a career….back when sugar babies needed actual TALENT to go along with their SUGAR babying…

Here she is in some see through bra…

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2016

21

Jun

Lisa-Marie Bosbach Nude Model of the Day

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Her name is Lisa-Marie Bosbach. She’s a naked model from the internet and like so many girls from the internet – she is naked, but unlike most girls from the internet, she’s actually a signed model, who’s career highlights include but aren’t limited to doing free shoots for instagram accounts that post the content of anyone who sends them content because it gets them followers…which is pretty tough to pay the rent with…but sometimes life is more than just making money, it’s about having tons of creepy dudes jerking off to you naked, something that can’t get bought..but if she did her research…she could get paid for.

This movement of hipster naked chicks is great, because they get naked for free. I am from the era of the internet teen model who would do shoots in her underwear and tease that she’d get naked, and motherfuckers would pay 30 dollars a monty, thousands of dudes paying her 30 dollars a month, making MILLIONS of dollars…NEVER GETTING NAKED>…

Yet these idiot 21 year olds who don’t get it – are jumping on the naked train for creepy photographers for free – because it’s art..

AND EMPOWERING…

Want to know what else is empowering, you idiot…a million fucking dollars cock teasing, never getting naked…that you can use to NEVER WORK AGAIN…

Idiots.

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2016

21

Jun

Naked Woman Won’t Let Man Go and Other Videos of the Day

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Couple Gets Beat By Bouncers in Spain….

Husband Drops Wife

Bride Charging to Let People Grab her Tits

Nked Man Chased Outside

Bag Snatch Runner on Live TV

Cliff JUmping is Idiotic

Beauty Blogger with a Disability of the Day

Guy Under Anesthesia Race Car Driving

Big Boob Brawl

Mom Drifting with Son

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

21

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Words of wisdom – jerk off 5 times before leaving your house – so you don’t rape anyone…

All you over sexed primates…perverts…

I am not a rape culture hater, but I do like trolling rape culture posts on facebook, because it’s the topic of the minute and it’s cool to have been raped, or to call guys who are creepy rapists, so as a creepy guy, I think I should commit to that and not necessarily rape, but patronize the fuck out of them….asking “but is fingering really rape”…and shit like that…because they go fucking nuts.

I am easy to entertain…Here are some stepLINKS…

Selma Blair Had a Freakout on a Plane
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Big Tits Busting Out of Shirts
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Lea Michele in Shorts
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Animals Feeding Other Animals
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Angelina Jolie – Breast Implants
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China’s Millionare Migration to Canada
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How they Make the White Walker in Game of Thrones
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John Cena Speaks Mandarin
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Kesha Has Big Tits
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Today in Brad Pitt
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Truck Sideswipes Camera
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2016

20

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was watching a girls ass as the wind blew up her skirt, one of nature’s gifts and didn’t notice the two nuns walking towards me…because I didn’t realize that nuns still existed – but they noticed me noticing panties…they didn’t offer to save me maybe because they realized god wanted me to stare at that ass….for whatever reason…but it happened and it must be part of his plan and my journey…so don’t take that away from me with your nice old lady judging smile….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Huge Tits
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Kendall Jenner Defends Herself Against Stephanie Seymour by Throwing in Cyberbully and her Daughter to the Fight that She’s a Supermodel
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Stephanie Seymour Wants to Clarify the “Bitches of the Moment” thing
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Nina Agdal Titty Grab
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Smoked weed and tried to eat pussy….HOLY SHIT!
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Lots of People Sad About Anton Yelchin’s Terrible Death
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The Jeep Anton Yelchin was Recalled in April
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Taylor Swift’s Dick of the Day
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Jessica Alba is Hot and Busty
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When You Set Off Fireworks in Walmart
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Joy Corrigan – Great Tit
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Man Smashes Car Window to Save Dog
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Ashely TISDALE IN Tight Pants
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Girls in a Mesh Top
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Lohan Nipples
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Kim Garner is Hot
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Dog Standing in a Pool
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Mother Fights Off Mountain Lion
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Ashley Benson Legs of the Day
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Midget Kevin Hart Treats his Fiance to EXPENSIVE gifts
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Miranda Kerr is a Whore at the Airport
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Baseball Dad
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Big Titty Twitch Player
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Jennifer Metcalfe – Bikini
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Dude Chugs Milk
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Ariel Winter in Crop Top and Tattoos
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Two Guys – One Girl
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Taylor Swift Dumped Calvin Harris
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Bella Hadid’s Implants are her Bra
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Juicing McDonald’s Hamburgers
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Thigh Gaps of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day – Curated By Me – Because I Curate My Life You Know
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Angry Bitch Assaults Disabled Guy
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Girl and her Vibrators!
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Dumbest Girl in Porn
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Some Greek Bitch on the Beach
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Hot Tits Nipple Piercing
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Asian Pooping Everywhere
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Naked in the Pool
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Big Boobs of the Day
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Mental Breakdown of the Day
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Huge Fucking Booty of the Day
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

20

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Bikini With Friends Doing Cryo of the DAy

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Lindsay Lohan in a bikini is terrifying as fuck, not just because she’s about to enter the cryogenic chamber people are using as a spa treatment to stay young forever, because I guess she’s trying to repair the damage that she’s done, while maintaining her peter pan complex, because she was only relevant when she was under 20…yet she still looks like a corpse…or maybe she’s prepping to do the DISNEY, the man who created her, or who’s empire she can thank for robbing her of her youth, but turning her into Lindsay Lohan….and connecting with him through cryogenics…because that dude’s frozen in a machine somewhere….but at least her nipples are hard with her future husband…and that makes the whole experience of Lindsay Lohan worth looking at because above all, no matter how much she ages, she’s still got Lindsay Lohan perfect tits…because like cryogenics…she can thank her implants for that!

Like the girl rocking a discman in the park yesterday, Lindsay Lohan makes me feel alive.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER ON A BEACH CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

20

Jun

Joy Corrigan TOpless in Miami of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is an up and coming model from Florida, who I was told moved to LA as these girls do when they feel like they out grow Florida, or when they dump their sugar daddies, and need new sugar daddies to help get them to the place they want to be…as the hot as fuck girl with the hot as fuck body…who is just hot as fuck…

She’s been doing bikini shoots on instagram for a few years now, she was friends with Charlotte McKinney, and before McKinney become “famous” tits, they were both on the same hustle, only this one was the nice one, while McKinney was the cunt….They may still be friends, but who the fuck cares, she’s topless in the water showing off some big fake tits on her skinny fram…which as you know, is all that matters..in this world…disease, global warming, racism, politics, economy, poverty, doesn’t matter…what matters is tit…

So like Charlotte McKInney these are from Florida but in this anti-florida with solidarity for Florida time…we should all support Florida…remember that it’s more than just bathsalts and all the crazy crimes…it’s also got trashy enough rich babes..

I guess what I’m saying is that Joy Corrigan is great.The Future. The now..

Posted in:Joy Corrigan

2016

20

Jun

Charlotte McKinney Bikini Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney has huge tits, spilling out of bikini tops, which I guess is less of a talent, or skill – but is all that she’s good for…at least as a public figure, this is what she is – what she does – this is it – and it’s got a level of greatness – even though a girl’s tit size doesn’t matter unless you’re trying to titty fuck them – which we all know you’re not trying to do with this McKinney chick, maybe just in your fantasies..

She’s in a bikini – because what the fuck else is she supposed to do…

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

20

Jun

Izabel Goulart in a Bikini in Ibiza of the DAy

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31 year old Izabel Goulart is fit as fuck…and if you’re wondering why she’s fit – you can watch her HERE’S A WORKOUT VIDEO OF HERS – IT WORKS YOUR CORE…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Jun 12, 2016 at 5:51am PDT

Just do that all day for the rest of your life and maybe you’ll look like this body, or you could just stare and jerk off to her wondering why she’s not the most famous of the Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model, because her masterful body deserves to be paid the millions it probably made over the years, allowing her to retire in Brazil with family and friends to tend to her perfect fucking ass…

I am fat fuck but a fan.

I want to start a CHANGE.ORG petition to make all girls like this!

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