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Kim Kardashian’s Close Up Bikini Body of the Day

Britney Spears Recycles Titty Grabbing Bikini Video of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown is a Wife on her Knees of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s Nipples Out in a Dress of the Day

Mandy Rose Butthole of the Day

2016

Apr

Old Lady Aniston Bra of the Day

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I accidentally watched TV at a friend’s house the other day and I was exposed to a trailer for a movie called Mother’s Day, where I assume Jennifer Aniston played a mother, something she’ll likely be nominated for an Academy Award for, provided it’s not seen as the straight to DVD smut it is….an Academy Award nominated roll not because she ever plays anyone with more depth than herself…but because having kids of her own is such a fucking stretch, it’s like Halle Berry playing a black hood woman, or Charlize theron playing a monster, or Cuba Gooding Jr playing a retard…yes my Academy Award knowledge died in 1997…

You see, no one has ever knocked her up, maybe because she’s a narcissist who didn’t realize she would hit menopause ever…or didn’t want to ruin her body…or didn’t want to have a clone get in the way of her life…or maybe…because the second she wanted to reproduce every motherfucker ran….including but no limited to Brad Pitt, who you clearly know from his army of kids…was into having kids…just not with her…

I don’t find Jennifer Aniston hot, especially now that she’s “47” years old….I do remember her when she was on Friends with her hard nipples and high pay day in an era where sitcoms paid idiots who didn’t deserve the money too much fucking money…because fans were committed to their characters…something that made the execs a hell of a lot more money than the people they exploited with million dollar per episode pay checks to…sure not quite exploitation…but I would have just killed her off…

Doesn’t matter, Here’s her bra…and hard old granny face….not as botoxed as you’d expect…

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Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|SFW

2016

Apr

Pregnant Olivia Wilde in a Bikini of the Day

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I lost an advertiser last week because I called Olivia Wilde by her real name…I wrote something like Olivia Cockburn Pregnant in a Bikini…the advertiser went off about how dare I call a bitch like Olivia Cockburn, a Cock Burn…implying her whore pussy is so beat up by the dudes she fucked to get to the top, that if you were to stick your dick in her, your cock would burn….and even when I tried to explain that it was her name…the asshole couldn’t grasp anyone being named Cockburn…

Not that she really needed to be a whore, both her parents have WIKIPEDIA pages, her dad a writer / journalist who has executive produced movies based on his articles….and a mom who is a writer / director / producer …. so not a whore pregnant thanks to opportunistic working her way to the top…but pregnant because she’s married and already reproduced with one of the bigger assholes in movies…Jason Sudeikis…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Olivia Wilde|SFW

2016

Apr

Prince Fans Dance in Colombia and Other Videos of the Day

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Fat Kid Stands in Front of Car Making People Pay Him To Get Out of the Way

Don’t Mess with Grandpa

Bottomless Woman Breaks into Car

Taxi Runs Over a Dude

Man Sets Himself on Fire in Front of Courthouse

Man Streaks Olympic Swimming

Weird Street Brawl…

Subaru Loses Control

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Embarassing Whoring for Budget Rental Car of the Day

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This isn’t a hot, busty, half naked of a more fit Jessica Simpson in her 30s, trying to give out boners like she was still the hottest pop tart with the biggest natural tits around…even though it should be…

I love mid-30 year old women, rich or not, fashion sweatshop brand owners who were once famous popstars thanks to her closet case Pastor father…or not…trying to hold onto, or at least maximize the remnants of their sex appeal for some hits..

This is about how fucking shitty this product placement ad is. It’s like Jessica Simpson herself photoshopped a shitty picture of herself into some weird Budget Rental Car ad…with shitty cars Jessica Simpson would never be caught dead in…thanking the brand for hooking her up…

When she could have just taken a pic of herself in a rental car, looking hot, tits out..instead of this bootleg, ghetto shit…shit that Budget rental car paid 100s of thousands of dollars for….maybe they could have thrown a 500 bucks to a photographer to get this done….in something that isn’t this..

It’s so bad – it’s amazing.

HERE’S THE COMMERCIAL

HERE IS ANOTHER ONE

GARBAGE…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2016

Apr

Jessica Szohr & Nina Dobrev in Bikinis of the Day

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Jessica Szohr is some garbage 30 something year old actress who you may or probably remember from Gossip Girl, you Autistic obsessive compulsive fucker who knows every girl on IMDB from low level to a-list…it’s a passions…she’s from Wisconsin, she was 2010’s People’s most beautiful people thanks to her publicist…and she’s friends with NINA DOBREV…

Nina Dobrev is a Canadian raised Bulgarian who is dating a dude named Scott Eastwood, son of Clint, rumored party animal creeper, who definitely fucks her up the ass…she’s also on a Vapire show..I’ve never seen….

Together they throw really lame looking pool parties for cheesy, uninteresting twats, who go to each other’s mansions and probably order sushi and all kids of goodies where they talk about boys and sing karaoke after one too many sangria’s…

Despite being in Hollywood, I highly doubt they are having lesbian coke fueled orgies, but then again, they are in Hollywood, have money and everyone loves lesbian coke fueled orgies…it’s all disney level PG cheesy on the surface, but when the phones are checked at the door…the weirdo actor behavior happens…which probably includes vagina puppetry..

Posted in:Jessica Szohr|Nina Dobrev|SFW

2016

Apr

Braless Saoirse Ronan of the Day

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Two Time Academy Award nominated 22 year old Saoirse Ronan was out braless, like some kind of sexually ambiguous, genderless, hipster who will not conform to the patriarchy with a bra…because I guess she’s into showing off her not very award winning tits..and not even because they are small, I love small tits, but because they look deflated, much like my soul after spending 14 years writing about actor and model tits…because the reality is that their tits are the most substantial thing they have going for them, the rest of the content they are part of is just relatable, watered down garbage for people to distract themselves with, while their tits, especially in Saorise’s case..are something real…which is Saoirse’s case…is too bad…but they do bring up an important thought provoking question ad that is how can an A Cup on a 22 year old look deflated and saggy……I don’t have the answers just the pic.

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2016

Apr

Jessica Alba Bikini Top of the Day

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Jessica Alba about to go public and not in the way you’d probably like her to go public, you know with sex on video for all you weird Alba fans to masturbate to, despite her being a mom of two, something that usually makes vagina’s something you don’t really want to watch have sex, unless you’re me, and into seeing everyone have sex…

She’s about to go public with her company she pretends to have a big part of, but that she’s just a logo for, it helps sell overrated product to moms who remember when Alba was the hottest half Mexican before letting a half black guy ejaculate in her….something that I guess worked out well for him, because they are about to be billionaires…not that they weren’t already rich enough, living the permanent vacation life, because let’s face it…some people are just better than others…something the Albas are well aware of.

TO SEE THE REST OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

Apr

Eniko Mihalik by Bryce Thompson Tits of the Day

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Hard faced hungarian…Eniko Mihalik…who is no stranger to modeling topless, and despite looking a bit like a dude, has some decent tits, that are worth staring at, because that’s what tits are made for…just ask any dude…and really, any girl who isn’t bitter about her tits being stared at, who knows that she stares at tits any time she has the chance too…from gym lockerroom, to with her freinds getting ready to party…if she pretends she doesn’t stare at tits…or that it’s any less creepy than when guys stare at tits…she’s a fucking man hater, non equal opportunity pervert…

Which brings up an interesting point about these politically correct people who want equality for all people and genders…unless you’re someone who doesn’t agree with their politically correct equality ideas…in which case they will single you out and call you a pervert, asshole, bigot…which is not very inclusive at all…if anything…one could call that fascist..that you’ll only like me if I have the same ideals as you…despite your ideals being accepting everyone…except people who don’t have the same ideals as you..

Not that that has anything to do with average at best pics of this model who has been naked hundreds of times before, and not just when she fucks or showers, but for her “work”…that isn’t actually work..but that still pays her a lot of money her tits probably don’t deserve…but you can still stare at them..it’s all part of her objectifying herself.

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|SFW

2016

Apr

Bar Refaeli’s Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Early today, just a few minutes ago, Bar Refaeli posted this picture of her ass…in a bikini…clearly an archive photo because based on the reflection in the mirror the out of wedlock impregnated model – who has since got married in a shotgun wedding at least according to Christian standards, standards that don’t apply to her because she’s a jewish.

She’s more the one piece, snowsuit wearing level of pregnant than this, but I guess it’s nice to reminisce, like a grandma showing you bikini pics you’d almost jerk off to, if it wasn’t your grandma, seeing as she looks ZERO like that anymore…another life..

I guess her pregnancy is making her feel insecure about herself, getting all fat and disgusting as pregnancy does, craving some male attention, along with weird foods as she packs on the pounds, something not foreign to this big girl…but the good news for her is that pile of money she sits on after years of fucking radnom rich and famous people – lading her “A List Model” status….for a limited time, but it happened.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2016

Apr

Ariel Winter is a Fat Girl in a Little Bikini Top of the DAY

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Ariel Winter is a fat girl, but the problem is that fat girls are no longer seen as fat girls, unless they are really fucking fat and even when they are really fucking fat they can land a modeling deal…

So all you American fat people, surrounded by real fat people, in a world where people are all fucking fat…myself included….thanks to bad food, processed food, sugar filled foods…and sitting on computers all day…probably don’t find her fat..and will look at this Ariel Winter and love the fact that she’s in a bikini top and still has reshaped tits she calls the breast reduction…flashing ass like a little attention seeker, because that’s what actors are, attention seekers…especially when forced into it at a young age…on a hit show…

But I see an 18 year old, who by 30, will be a fucking monster, thanks to metabolisms slowing down…

The only thing about Ariel Winter is that she was the girl on a really popular sitcom who hit puberty young, possibly due to traumatic childhood as research has shown, only to pop up on the perv forums because clearly dudes would stare at her 14 year old tits, tits she got reduced, reshaped, recycled…I’ve never seen the show, but I’m disappointed in humanity for sexualizing young girls….especially chubby ones…

That said, I believe in fitness and in our pop culture leaders not being relatable, but rather being good…unfortunately, producers are scared to tell a bitch she’s fat..but I’m not…the only problem is…no one listens to me….

Look at that toned stomach…made with baked goods and fried foods…