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Caroline Vreeland’s Small Bikini Top of the Day

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Em Rat Cow in the Tanning Bed of the Day

2016

Apr

Sara Sampaio Naked by Mariano Vivanco of the Day

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Sara Sampaio naked..in pictures because that is what models do…they get naked…in pictures…for photographers…and more importantly…no real reason…like they were in Playboy in the 70s…only everywhere…because everything is Playboy…

It’s like “Get naked in the water”…if we filter it to look like some shit toile water color after a hangover….it won’t look gratuitous or an attempt to use her tits to get her noticed…I mean she’s already in Victoria’s Secret, so maybe this is just how they keep the brand alive – ensure the girls are active..

That said, she’s from Portugal, despite no one for Portugal having even heard of her, but the interesting thing about her is that she defends skinny girl rights and I like that…

It’s like these fat chicks don’t just eat everything in site, but they also eat up skinny girls and not just all their food, they hate them and insult them when bitch is like “I’m just not a fat person, fuck off”….not everyone needs to be a fucking fat person in this world…in fact medicine says being the fat girl is unhealthy and the skinny girl may not survive famine as well…but will live longer under current living conditions…

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2016

Apr

Nina Agdal Cameltoe of the Day

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Nina Agdal is the retard looking thanks to a big forehead gold digging sugar baby Sports Illustrated model which actually means nothing but it gives her a pretty good hustle…in getting rich guys to pay for her shit…rich guys that we can assume bang her out for their money…because why not get what you pay for when you’re sugar daddying…otherwise why would her vagina be so open to feed off her demin…right…

I know, that’s probably not how vaginas work, but I’ve only met a cameltoe I didn’t like, they have all been amazing, except the one that was on the mom of 6 white trash lunch monitor in jeans too tight…we called it frontal wedgie and it terrfied our early 80s minds…trying to eat a sandwich looking at when you’re 11 years old and unable to understand how hot a pussy eating pants, even when you’re a mom with a banged out pussy, can be…

But now…I appreciate them…even on girls like Nina Agdal, who other than her great ass, is pretty fucking garbage….I’ve seen her drunk in person walking around like the queen of the strip club and I just hate that attitude knowing she’s not that hot…interesting…talented…or deserving of what she has..which isn’t much, she doesn’t get paid to model, she does it for her escorting….

She’s boring – but camel toe saves the day !

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2016

Apr

Masturbating Girl on the Train Gazes into a Stranger’s Eye of the Day

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This video is doing the rounds, I don’t know the source, where it came from, I just know that it’s apparently a drunk, yet normal looking college aged girl who has probably seen so much porn her pussy is always in a state of arousal, deciding the train is the place to get off…as she gazes into the eyes of the guy sitting next to her…

Now this would be very easy to fake….

But more importantly, if it wasn’t fake, why didn’t dude get in on that action, it’s not everyday that life delivers these kinds of gifts, normally the public masturbating girls looking for romance are fat, toothless, mental disorder cases on really weird street drugs…where as this looks better than most of your girlfriends..what a respectful non-rapist dude…he probably knew he was being filmed and being “that guy who fingered the girl fingering on the train”…is only a titled I’d like…

Watch the video.

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2016

Apr

Emilia Clarke Left Boob Cleavage of the Day

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Emilia Clarke brought out her left tit cleavage to celebrate some event that would get her in the media because she’s the hot one in Game of Thrones, a show that is premiering on Sunday and that people everywhere have been waiting for…and that don’t stop talking about it…

I don’t watch the show, so Emilia Clarke is some average at best looking chubby girl…I will not be watching the show because dragons and midgets and all that other fantasy shit doesn’t work for me, but clearly it works for Game of Thrones, their cast, and everyone making all kinds of money from you idiot fans..

All this to say…left tit…

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2016

Apr

Kate Beckinsale’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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People, mainly virgin losers from the internet 10 years ago – fucking love Kate Beckinsale…

I knew a virgin who I used to work with would watch the movie Underworld OVER AND OVER again, like if he watched it a certain amount of times, she’d climb out of the screen and sit on her face…it was 2004 and I am sure motherfucker is still watching that shit….

I would say that her best work was having a kid when she was 18, because her body bounced back by the time she was 19, I can’t speak for her mom pussy, but we’ll assume it did, making it seem like she never had a kid at all, only to be surprised to find that she’s 17…

At 42…this ass is pretty ridiculous…I have no idea how it happened…but it probably started with her parents being actors, her stepdad being a director and her baby daddy being some dude named Michael Sheen…an actor…who is pretty famous…

I guess money keeps your ass something I’d want to choke on and die from….because if this was white trash, it’d look far less tasty…

CAMELTOE!

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2016

Apr

Bar Refaeli Bikini Jog of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is milking the milk filled tits..

I haven’t written on her in forever, because I’m not the Israeli Times, and even if it may be Passover…or Hitler’s Birthday so that we can collectively make it about the jewish people of our lives…I don’t care..

But those tits are pretty spectacular.

Obviously, these are older pics, she’s got a massive parasite inside her right now, all ready to drop porn fetish, so this is a little something that was…a good 10 years after it was but before it wasn’t…

If you know what I mean..

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2016

Apr

Christina Aguilera Tongue at a Charity Event of the day

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Clown faced Christina Aguilera brought her big rich still alive tits to some charity event…dressed like that Labor Party “We Can Do It” girl…or maybe she’s being an emoji…

The “We Can Do It” poster was designed to encourage laborers to not strike, but in the roaring 80s…it was brought back as a Feminist image for equal rights for women in the workplace….

In 2015…they have taken that imagery of “woman power”, even if it wasn’t intended as a Women’s Power campaign in the 40s when it happened, and pretty much shit on the memory and purpose of the 75 year old image, by having some vapid rich kid who has never worked a day in her life, or at least not in the traditional sense of having a job…she’s more a celebrity that people pander to and always have because she makes them money…

But when she’s dressed like a laborer, it may make her feel like she’s more connected with the people…like the little Mexican she is…

All I see is huge tits, too much make-up and a girl I bet someone I would fuck in my lifetime, but probably won’t…because she’d have to be institutionalized and I’d have to work as an orderly…

She may think she’s part of he plight of the feminsits of the 60s and they pay equity fight…but I just think she’s tits.

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2016

Apr

Kate Upton’s TIts in a Crop Top of the Day

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I guess chubby Kate Upton has been working out, because she’s far less offensively fat as she’s been the last few years, maybe she took some of that ridiculous money she’s made being overrated because of her tits, to hire a fucking trainer at 100 dollars an hour…or maybe she just hired a stylist who knows how to dress her..or maybe she took the cyberbullying to heart and got some lipposuction because cyberbullying works…and when the world calls you fat and overrated…eventually the clueless producers and casting agents get wind of it and figure at your level of talent….they can find other tits to fill the bra that is your purpose in the movie..

I am not a fan of her big old back, I never really found her hot…not at busty 18…not now..but people fucking love her…so check out this waist to hip ratio…far less boxy as it once was…

Remember when looking at her tits in her nudes that got hacked from her boyfriend’s phone got some poor fucker arrested and sent to jail….they’re definitely not that good, but if you look close enough, they have hard nipples in this pic.

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2016

Apr

Amanda Seyfried at the Gym of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried is one of my favorite actresses…and not because of her acting…acting is a joke…I just mean out of all the actresses out there…she’s one I want to fuck or at least have her ride my face the most…

Amanda Seyfried wants you to stare at her skinny little ass…she’s even gone so far as to post a picture of her skinny little ass on her social media…I guess her team have figured that she should start giving a little of her personality to her fans…because she’s never really been that public of a figure, she has been shot by the paparazzi, but not in the way you’d want to see her shot, but instead in shitty looking pictures, always looking unwashed and lazy and disgusting….but she had nothing to prove, she had her legacy as being Lohan’s backup dancer coming to the front of the stage…when Lohan was taken out by life, drugs, and everything else…

The worst thing about Amanda Seyfried is Justin Long…

The best thing about her is that she gets naked in movies that aren’t the usual Disney grade garbage she gets cast in…and I like her tits…

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2016

Apr

Jessica ALba’s Cleavage for her IPO of the Day

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I don’t know much about the financial markets, anytime I’ve ever tried to invest, even if it was 20 dollars, I’ve ended up losing 3000 dollars, so I just assume it’s some complicated structured, barely legal, grey area system that maintains rich people being rich with the illusion that other people can get rich if they invest.

When a company goes public, it’s the big cash out, where the owners still retain ownership, but they give out 35% to a bunch of assholes who overvalue the shit, making the owners richer than they already are…

Alba used her mom blog appeal, her celebrity, right time, right place by partnering up with some dot com people who previously got billions of dollars allowing them in the same room as Alba in the first place…to be the figurehead or brand logo…of a company where they figured they’d recreate their first success…and that is where HONEST a company of organic mom products that aren’t even organic or sustainable happened, allowing Alba to feel like she’s more than just tits in movies no one cared about, and that she can be tits that push product for a brand she owns too. Give her a title like President or CEO and boom, she’sll promote harder…

That’s not to say ALba is an idiot, just a dumb mexican, not a great business person…it’s just to say that her tits are what get her noticed, they are why people care and whether she used them right, or to become a billionaire, she still used them and is still using them…because this is how you stay in the news, making your IPO when you go public far more lucrative cash grab…

So here they are doing what is called a PUMP and DUMP…but not in a good street hooker, fuck her and kill her and dispose her way…but in inflating brand equity to cash out hard…and I approve of slut behavior at all levels of the corporate ladder.

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