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2016

22

Apr

Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers for Vogue of the Day

Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers looks pretty good…

She’s another one of these Victoria’s Secret models who they found wondering the mean streets of fashion parties…knowing they had a portfolio of nudes…figuring she’d be relatable to the youth who buy shitty mall brand panties…while giving the model Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers the chance to really matter in the media, the stamp of approval that leads to rich and famous potential husbands, suitors and financiers…

I’d say the most exciting thing about her is that her name, Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers, makes me want to shit on her face like it was a toilet…even though I’m not into shitting on faces, but could be…

But I like her nude shoots:

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Here’s some less naked stuff for VOGUE…

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2016

22

Apr

Minka Kelly Working Out of the Day

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Minka Kelly is the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper….which is probably an interesting household to be raised in….one filled with groupies, STDS, drugs and getting naked for money….all while giving her a privileged life, unlike the daughter of strippers I know…..

She’s the other Liv Tyler, who ultimately didn’t end up stripping…but instead went on to act due to solid connections and a trust fund – acting in such massive hits as “Unknown” in State’s Evidence….a career worth noticing…

Here she is working out….I don’t know if you’re into seeing girls like Minka Kelly working out, but maybe it’s a fetish of yours…what the fuck do I know ….I used to like the gym for the pussy definition in tight pants and the tit and cleavage in tight shirts…but not enough to keep working out..

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2016

22

Apr

Isabali Fontana Ass for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana the Victoria’s Secret model who was recruited at 15 to work for the lingerie brand…because having a safe space studio filled with male photographers telling young teenage girls to cover up their pussy because they can see some lip in the panty pics…is fashion baby…well not actual fashion, let’s be real, Victoria’s Secret is some made in china bullshit they sew their labels on and sell to fat white people trying to buy into a dream – thanks to being all american – basics who are exactly what democracy and capitalism intended to cultivate through the morals and values instilled in materialistic consumerism…

It’s like, yeah – these cheap panties will give you the fucking life you deserve and they are 3 for 9 dollars – perfect for my cashier salary…insanity..

Not nearly as insane as the fact that they were essentially sex offenders, what you’d get arrested doing outside the highschool, but they didn’t get in trouble for it with this babe, because no one cares about 16 year olds when they are imported / human trafficked into high paying model jobs…the law just doesn’t apply…

That said, it’s 20 years later and Fontana is still perfect…a mom, old, but perfect…in a world where so many young girls are producing slutty content you’d think would make these moms obsolete – but don’t….because nostalgia..

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2016

22

Apr

Josephine Skriver Victoria Secret Robot of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a robot that was biologically engineered in a lab. I am not saying that because she’s hot as fuck, or because she’s got a great body, like some kind of nerd who jerks off to weird science.. I am saying it because she was actually bio engineered like a science experiment by her biologist and homsexual father and his lesbian friend’s egg…that you know selected her hair, eye, and body type…all with a contract funded by Victoria’s Secret…to ensure they will one day have their own human camp – making these girls…it’s cheaper than paying yearly contracts…up on some Hitler shit right…exactly…that’s how Corporations work. They are devils…and they distract us with these temptress goddesses…

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2016

22

Apr

Crazy Guy in Underwear on Drugs Needs Amberlance – Then Gets Hit By Car and Other Videos of the Day

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Chinese Mall Security Romance

2 Month Old Baby in New Mexico Left in Car for 1.5 Hours – Was 101.7 Degrees and Dehydrated – WHAT THE FUCK

Teacher Goes At Student – Calls Him Motherfucker and Ni**er

Latest Scandel – Girls crash Stolen Car in a Pond – Cops Let them Drown

Thai Police Disarm a Man

Russian Girl on Drugs and Her Mom Trying to Save her is Weird

Guy Hula Hoops a Tire

Woman REverses Car into River

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

22

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am incessantly posting Prince related statuses on my Facebook – to the point of annoying – because that is how I do comedy that most people don’t find funny…I troll, over and over again, until it’s gone on for too long, especially since it’s not that funny in the first place…

The most interesting thing in all this is not the tributes, all the people trying to pretend they were more connected with the artist or who understood him most, or were most affected by him, they are everywhere, often times the same people who paid tribute to David Bowie, but rather than the story was broke by TMZ, who are owned by Warner Brothers, and who Prince was originally signed to, fought with and reconnected with in 2014…in one of the most ridiculous fight over 100s of millions of dollars…

But I like saying shit like “It’s raining, it’s a sign”…and other insanity…because that’s what all these motherfuckers are posting…

I also like this meme- that got SO Many people to unfollow me:

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Apr 21, 2016 at 6:15pm PDT

And this video of him kicking Kim K off the stage..

A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Apr 21, 2016 at 9:58pm PDT

I like that my tactic of doing commentary through my annoying worked, because I’ve had one death threat, another request to fight which I turned into gay erotica – that’s how I spent my day….always a win, and even a close friend texted me to stop…all giving me LOLZ…

Not as much as when I was sexting last night and “Girl” autocorrected to “TURK”…but close…

Arethra Franklin Thinks Prince Died of Zika Virus
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Trailer for The Infiltrator
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Girl Drives into a Flood
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The Kelly Ripa White Privilege Protest in this Patriarchy Is Funny
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Girls Bending…HOT
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Tila Tequila Loves Hitler
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Fat Mariah Carey Tit
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Slut in a Bathing Suit…
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Amy Adams May be in THe Guardian’s
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Guy on Bike Stops Bag Snatchers
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Paint on a Drum…
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2016

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t think people have got over the Prince death yet, but soon enough, they will be back to taking selfies, this is just their opportunity to feed some on topic bullshit to the social media to seem like they have depth…taking ownership in a mass memorial feeding your feed…but the selfies will be back…

I am not sure who the next Prince of Minnesota will be, but I was too busy watching the beautiful bond between mother in tight leggings with hot asses and their newborns, circle of life shit…that made me want to write love songs or at least mend the pieces of their broken vaginas…with my mouth..

Yes…that is why no one reads this site..

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Girls Not Wearing Bras – Showing off Nipples
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Fake Outlet Prank…
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Girls in Bed
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The Time Most Influential Issue is a Joke
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Bella Hadid Slutty Sister in a Tight Dress
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Rihanna Music Tits
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I love this Pizza Girl – She’s Amazing
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Sophie Turner for GQ
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Katherine Heigl is a Whore
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Dead Prince…
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Monster Aniston Arm
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Isabelle Fuhrman Nipples..
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Taylor Hill at an Event…
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Slutty Sister Titty Showdown
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Pranking Criminals with a Stun Gun Phone
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Russian Football Hooligan and a Trail of Security
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Hilary Duff Tight Jeans…
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Kelli Berglund at Coachella..
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Paula Abdul Legs
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Hot as Fuck Courtney Love..
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Lindsay Lohan – Muslim Terrorist…
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NFL Player Put on Blast by a Stripper…
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Game of Thrones – Slut
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Real Sex Vs Porn Sex…
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Elsa Hosk Nipples in a Magazine
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Donald Trump Loves Trannies
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Charlize Theron is a Whore…
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Kelly Ripppa is All Smiles
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Calling in Sick to Places You Don’t Work
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Robert Downey Jr Joins Spider Man Movie…
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Jennifer Aniston is the Most Beautiful in the World in 1999…
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Some girl Next Door Shit
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Fitness Slut
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Prince GIFs
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Poppping a Single Popcorn Kernel – Fascinating…
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Chantelle Fontain Fucks a Fuck Doll…
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Tessa Fowler in Blue…
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Blonde Girl in a Bath
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Finger Banging on the Train
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Half Naked Skank Fight
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2016

21

Apr

Phoebe Price and Ana Braga Do DrunkStepfather Snapchat of the Day

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Phoebe Price and Ana Braga may not mean that much to you, or really to anyone, but they are both delicate angels sent from heaven to me…they are my queens. They are my goddesses. They are perfect. They are everything right in the world. I love them.

I defend their honor on the regular, because they both hold a magical place in my heart and that place is that they were doing this “get in the tabloid hustle” long before social media. They were getting bikini pics or wild and crazy outfit pics shot by the paparazzi for the last 15 years…and they keep on going, navigating the world…

Some could argue that their approach is obsolete because of this DIY self promotion on social media…but I think there is pure, amazing, skill involved in being compelling enough for the paparazzi to post you…anyone can take a selfie..

In being fun, not taking things to seriously, jokers and babes…who may not be at their first rodeo but with experience are amazing….they agreed to take over my snapchat and I felt like I’ve won..because I have won…

So I posted the story so it lives forever, as snapchat kills content…and this is my snapchat follow it because there’s more to come…including you…unfortunately…

Posted in:Ana Braga|Phoebe Price|SFW

2016

21

Apr

Bella Thorne’s Nipple of the Day

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Someone asked me what my obsession with Bella Thorne is….

I don’t have a Bella Thorne obsession. I don’t even know who Bella Thorne is….I just like that blogs went nuts when she turned 18, despite never really doing anything that any grown man should be aware of, ever…

I like that as a girl who is trying to make it as an actor, she relies on being as much of a cocktease as she can without it being too obvious, or maybe it’s satire and it’s overly obvious, so that she can approach her whoring, that is still whoring as humor..

I don’t really care about her tranny looking face, or her hard fitness in the gym everyday body, I think she looks 40…pretending to be 18…which brings up what I actually like about her..is that she could be 40 pretending to be 18 and she’s winning at it…all it takes is some low level exploitation of her tits…and ass…and it works…

Possible nipple?

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2016

21

Apr

RIP Motherfucker the Prince had AIDS Edition of the Day

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Get ready for your social media to lose it’s fucking shit…because Price was found dead at 57, possibly in a murder suicide with CHINA…

The worst thing about Prince’s death is that people are going to be as annoying as they were about Michael Jackson’s death / David Bowie’s death…

Prince was actually a brilliant producer, started out young, accomplished alot, was fucked by the music industry and a great loss to the music industry and all that…but fuck…listening to people write their Prince stories is just going to be so fucking tedious…because people like acting personally effected by shit…and it’s the fucking worst….

End of an era…

The story is that he died of AIDS. I guess it is a Death Sentence..when you’re religious and don’t treat it…

According to a person extremely close to the situation, the celebrity, who is known for having a very extreme sexual past reportedly contracted the illness sometime in the 1990s. He kept the illness quiet but began taking his medication religiously up until about 2 years ago. Here’s what we’re told by a VERY trusted entertainment insider:

[The celebrity] believed that he was cured, and he had some crazy [religious] people who told him that God cured him. So he stopped taking his medication and the sickness came back. Now doctors say he’s dying, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

If Prince died of AIDS that he got in the early 90s, why did he pull the Rock Hudson and not use his celebrity to educate and finance a cure?I find that irresponsible. Could have saved lives, helped find a cure, instead went reclusive. Kinda shitty way to deal with a terminal disease that could save people. Selfish really, even if he’s a Jehovah’s witness and doesn’t believe int he disease…

Here’s a cover of CREEP that DIGG’s clickbait said they cried over – like a bunch of pussies…

Apparently, there are 1000 recorded songs in a vault, that were never released because of his constant fight and hate of Record labels…So you haven’t heard the end of Prince.

Now they are saying drug overdose…who knows – but here’s a video of him kicking Kim K off the stage.

Here’s a meme…