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2023

08

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Nature’s highlighter or some shit…..

Literally….some shit…..

Because you know that somewhere, probably in prison, or some institution for the mental retards, there’s a girl who isn’t allowed out into the sun, who has seen the Kardashians and only has access to her own bodily fluids to get that glamorous look….

Or it’s not actually shit shit, but chemical shit, because the world is scared of the sun and are convinced it causes cancer, but the chemical shit you smear on yourself to protect yourself from the sun doesn’t…and either does the shit you smear on yourself to give the effect that you’ve been out in the sun…SON…

SO I’ll smear shit on my to protect me from the source of all life, only to SMEAR shit on me to look like I’ve been kissed by the very same source of life…OK?

Maybe we’re all just a bunch of mental retards and LIFE IN GENERAL is the institution…..

MAYBE I don’t care either way, because TANLINES are hot..

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2023

08

Jun

Pussy Skin Care and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Surf Chick in Bali

Long Hair Girl

Crossdresser Weirdness

Panty Dance

Pyjama Ass Shake

Hotel Room Tour

Flexible

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

07

Jun

Leni Klum Holding her Model Daughter Tits of the Day

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We are in a society where entitled kids assume they are as good or better at what their parents do, so you have kids of directors directing shitty movies or TV show, you have kids of actors acting badly and that’s just in the Lily Rose Depp show The Idol….

So we’ve also got kids of models stripping down and modelling, because the people have been trained to assume that they are more important because of the womb they were shat out of from the random sex the elite pussy was having at the time…and it probably has something to do with the parents realizing they rigged this system, coupled with too much money from rigging the system, so the power of suggestion is enough to help their kid be productive, not that modelling is productive, but it’s more productive than sitting on its ass in the pool house…..because people are stupid…

Then there’s the whole Heidi Klum trying to get in on the action, like a stage mom trying to steal the glory….or ride off her daughters tits, which is the good news in all this, at least Leni, despite being a midget, has the face and tits to be worthy of topless fashion shoots, I’m just waiting for the nipples to be unleashed, I thought she was European and feel like we’ve been scammed with a handbra….but again, Heidi is pro, don’t give the milk away for free…literally.

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2023

07

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay Fit Bitches because the alternative is fucking disgusting.

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2023

07

Jun

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

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Old Lady Heather Graham’s in her Old Lady bikini, looking like a boxy old lady going through menopause, rocking that weird old lady hip skin weirdness, with tits sloppier than they’ve ever been….but that doesn’t really mean it’s a terrible thing, all clown faced and face filled….but a reminder of the breakthrough role as a Roller Girl anyone over 35 probably jacked off to….because Heather Graham fucking mattered in the world of tits in movies before PORN took over our lives and PORN was just subjects of mainstream movies…featuring Heather Graham nakedness…

She’s not giving up!

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2023

07

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Make like a pussy and EAT YOUR DAMN PANTS….

I don’t know if the hormones in the food, the general horniness and perversion of a morally void society, or all this tranny shit is responsible for girls walking around with their pants up their cunts…..

But I do remember a time when the only cameltoes being had were on old ladies in jeans a size to small, or fat ladies in a size too small, or hot chicks who got off to fucking their panties for you, you know pulling them up into themselves as part of some sort of VIP sex show….

Now, hot chicks, normal chicks, young chicks, chicks who aren’t moms, girls with thin pussy, not just fat pussy, are walking around with their pussies pretty much out, and for the pussy fanatic, the pussy FAN BOY, the LETS CELEBRATE PUSSY kind of guy that I am, it’s great…

It may not makes sense to me, how did it happen, is it really just the result of tight pants being a trend, because there seems to be more to it…but yeah, it may not make sense to me, but that doesn’t mean it’s not WONDERFUL!

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2023

07

Jun

Lea Michele Bikini Tuck of the Day

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During the height of GLEE, when Lea Michele was shoved down all of our throats despite having never seen an episode of Glee, yet here I am decades later still remembering the busted down broken down looking asymmetrical face that didn’t belong on TV, who is only known from being on GLEE…..

But yeah, during her peak, I was convinced she was a tranny, who was put on puberty blockers at a young age, so that she’d end up with a long lasting career, and not losing her singing voice that they knew was a money maker for the family, as she’d never have it crack like Joe from NKOTB…and I’m sure most of the other boy bands who hit puberty that aren’t little bitches like Justin Timberlake…

Anyway, the idea of puberty blockers and all that shit is pretty much everywhere now, they are coming after your kids as they turn them all into THEYS when THEY is a weird construct of man, not female or male as they try to tell you while they fight with logic and truth.

So at the time, I was pretty progressive for calling it out because you wouldn’t see 4-5 trannies or THEYS at the grocery store on any given day because the indoctrination and hormones in the water hadn’t really taken hold…..

Now, it’s like 80 percent of kids are doing the LEA MICHELE switch-up, but back then, they just believed she was a chick, that her pregnancy was real and I’d be like “DON’T YOU SEE THAT FACE THOUGH?”….

Well, she’s on the beach, in swimsuit, showing her masculine ass, dick tucked up it we assume, but can’t tell because she’s smart enough to LONG SWEATER this shit…

Isn’t it fun to reminisce. NOSTALGIA..

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2023

07

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Stoner chicks may not be the hottest, in their dumpy, sloth, half dead, gamer, unshowered, covered in snack foods, buried in take out boxes, rocking dirty oversized sweatpants, but we take what we can get.

PLUS, we use whatever tools that are available to us to get our fuck on, and anything that gets a girl a little out of her rational state of way too uptight and in control, is the VIRTUAL assistant we all need…..FUCK AI, get girls stoned and maybe your chances of fucking go from 0 to 1 percent, which is really a huge fucking increase in chances, even though you’ll likely not make it happen…it’s something…

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2023

07

Jun

Woodbabee Chugs a Drink While Holding Fat Tit of the Day

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Woodbabee is some chick who keeps popping up in my feed because the algorithm man….

It wants me to see glamour model looking fat fake titty girls who do some woodworking and carpentry tutorial shit like she was Pam Anderson on Tool Time, only you can probably google her and see her insert tools, or wood she’s lathed into a bat shape, you know whilst doing her cabinet making and carpentry half naked for youtube.

The fact is that I don’t hate on girls who decide to use their slutty big personalities to get noticed or to get paid and I actually celebrate or encourage them to build their slutty content around an interest, a talent, a hobby….whether that’s GOLF, Woodworking, making puzzles, knitting, baking, who fucking cares, as long as it’s not just doing gay ass poses for the camera with intense facial expressions of weirdness.

Anyway, Woodbabee is on vacation where she’s CHUGGING a drink…holding a tit, all for the fun of social media content production because the world is a depraved and wonderful place…..

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2023

07

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I am all for inclusivity, I figure let anyone do and say whatever the fuck they want and if they can find success with it, good on them, I don’t give a fuck either way what they do….

Which means, I am all for inclusivity including people who hate certain things that are being normalized or included into general hive mind collective consciousness of society.

Like, I don’t care that fat chicks exist and sexualize themselves, but I do care that I can’t call it gross.

I don’t care that brands hire fat chicks, but I do care when they replace hot chicks with fat chicks, instead of just giving the fat chicks their own kind of side show.

I don’t care that fat chicks think being fat as fuck is healthy, empowered and fierce, but I do care that they tell young people that it’s ok to be fat, despite all evidence being the opposite, but why focus on evidence, THAT IS YOUR SCIENCE, BIGOT….

So when I see the woke mob charging and fighting for the marginalized in an annoying way, I also see them targeting the hotties….or last night, the woke mob pushing gay shit, went after the Muslim migrant community that they’ve also defended, it’s like a fucking confusing warzone….

In said warzone, you are categorized transphobic if you don’t accept a man turned woman as being a woman because they decided to be a woman, and you choose to not want to fuck their vagina or suck their dick since they didn’t get a vagina yet…..

So it’s probably fatphobic to fat fat vile….so maybe the RIGHT thing to do to fit in, to be a good person, is to jerk off to some of this shit….it’s INCLUSIVITY….DUH…

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