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2016

01

Jun

Kate Moss because She’s Kate Moss of the Day

Kate Moss for Alberta Ferretti's fall campaign.

I don’t know if I love Kate Moss because I was in my 20s when she was coming up – getting beat up by Johnny Depp – the leader of the Heroin Chic Calvin Klein child erotica themed underwear late 90s hustle…

Or if it’s because she is constantly topless, with a whole doesn’t give a fuck attitude because like all these models who have won, she doesn’t give a fuck..she’s rich and she’s made it…

Or it may have more to do with her being 50 and still going strong….

But I think it’s because I know she’s got the dirtiest, beat up pussy, up there with a crackwhore pussy, because she dated possibly married heroin addict rockstars back when she was getting exposed doing coke at parties because that’s what models do…and you know that needle sharing rockstar fucked all kinds of groupies that indirectly were also rubbed up against Kate Moss….you see….I adore fucking dirt bags…especially bags of the vagina variety…

THese pics are for Alberta Ferretti’s fall campaign, whatever the fuck that is…I just know that they suck…but are still Kate Moss…and that’s good.

It more interesting Kate Moss news – she’s rumored to be banging an 18 year old named Jake Curtis – the son of some movie director – who is probably proud his boy lands A Class whore – even if she’s in her 50s / 42….same shit. This could be his instagram INSTAGRAM …good job…

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2016

01

Jun

Tilda Swinton and Dakota Johnson Nude in Some Movie of the DAy

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Tilda Swinton must be a great actress, I mean she’d have to be looking the way she does…if she wasn’t a great actress no one would go near her…because she looks like some kind of cartoon character troll…out of some kind of horror movie…but at least she’s skinny.

She’s 55 and naked which is a terrifying concept in and of itself, but throw in a terrifying face and that orange hair – and this is what nightmares, or nightmare sex is based on…..

The movie called – A Bigger Splash…it must be a horror movie…because why the fuck else would this exist….and it’s not just to hate on Tilda Swinton, an actress that no one I have ever known has ever said was hot…ever….but I like naked..even when I hate it…

I could have happily gone through miserable life without ever seeing this…a bigger splash would have been her fully clothed, acting as she does in some gut wrenching performance, giving advice on how to masturbate to a hot young girl naked and masturbating…that’s how I’d like to jerk off to Tilda Swinton, you know the older lesbian school teacher violating the youth…but we take what we get and hopefully she got this naked thing at 55..out of her system…I wouldn’t be too into it at 75…but then again…maybe I would be..with this internet porn – my fetishes are shifting….

More interestingly, the movie also has Dakota Johnson full frontal…not that Dakota Johnson is much more exciting than Tilda Swinton, but at least she’s not freakish, hobbit character looking, old actress….not showing the fiery bush, which is the one naked thing about her that I’d rather be staring at….but here’s Don Johnson’s bratty daughter.anyway…

Here’s the trailer – because I’ve never heard of this movie…that has brought us such gold..orange colored gold…

Posted in:Dakota Johnson|Tilda Swinton

2016

01

Jun

Maria Menounos Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Since Maria Menounos is greek, I don’t know if we can call her ass her ass or if we have to call it a vagina – since every greek woman I’ve had sex with has lived up to the legacy of their historical and cultureal commitment to anal sex….from philosophers and great thinkers banging young boys they taught…to the ghetto diner owner’s daughter…anal sex is as greek as Souvlaki…and if you’ve ever fucked a real greek girl she’ll ask you to use olive oil as lube, like it’s one of their grandmother’s tradition passed on generation to generation, or they’ll just let you go in raw – becuase all the olive oil they eat keeps their assholes well lubricated…

Someone should do scientific research on this, because I swear, it’s fact…

Maria Menounos is not interesting, she’s just a failed celebrity who ended up in a cheesy entertainment show, but she is household as a name – to perverts who had to watch the show…Mary Hart to this generation of perverts…but she’s pushing 40 and like all greek women in their 40s…her ass is fucking huge and that alone is more than enough to stare at…

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Posted in:Maria Menounos|SFW

2016

01

Jun

Kate Bock in a Bikini of the Day

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I wonder who Kate Bock fucked to get into this modeling game. I always felt it would be fair for the dude behind the scenes, or the dudes behind the scenes to get some credit for supporting these models, their expensive lives, as they navigate the landscape of who to take pictures for – in efforts to get as much attention and social media coverage as possible.

I think it’d be only fair for her to say “well thanks to this rich stock broker I was fucking, I was able to meet some photographer for a magazine who was into shooting me, and on a tip this billionaire invited us on, we captured great pics we sent to a magazine who published them, and the rest is FUCKING HISTORY”…

But instead they act like they made it because they are legitimately hotter, more interesting, and deserving than equally hot bitches…

Seriously, I know this isn’t what “ALL GIRLS” look like, but it’s what all girls on instagram trying to be models look like…so why her, what’s her cometitive advantage, who is behind her…why is she in magazines and other bitches aren’t…

I want the story, but not really, I’ll just move onto the next slut in a bikini…you hear that Kate Bock…I’m done with you for now…

Posted in:Kate Bock|SFW

2016

01

Jun

Nicola Peltz is a Lovely Billionaire who Fucks Bieber of the Day

Beiber’s billionaire girlfriend Nicola Peltz, who you may remember as being the daughter of some investment banker in NYC who probably raped and pillaged in his own legal way to become a billionaire…a fortune that allowed him to finance his vapid but hot daughter’s want and need for celebrity….so like a Hadid, they got to work, they paid to get her in one of the Transformers movie and she’s since done zero..but gone back to the drawing board to strategize like a real social media networker and influencer…leading to her now publicly dating Bieber…something anyone over 14 would be ashamed of, but not really, people hate on him but all want to fuck him…even you…fagoot…and that story of her and beiber is the most substantial thing she’s accomplished since Transformers…pretty pathetic if fame is what she’s working towards…pretty low level for a billionaire…but since she’s a billionaire and doesn’t need to work…I think it’s a great use of her pussy…and I guess time…

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Posted in:Nicola Peltz|SFW

2016

01

Jun

Pregnant Megan Fox in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Nothing like Megan Fox, an overrated plastic surgery ridden pregnant and in a tight dress pushing mid-30s…except maybe every non pregnant girl who isn’t fat wearing a tight dress, bikini, or half naked under 30…that you can see on the social media…

Megan Fox is only interesting for being the 90210 David slave, locked in a cage, and her breeding 3 times is just disgusting….

She was the “hot girl” who isn’t in anything interesting or substantial…but was still the hot girl…and still the hot girl…just weathered and bloated with what some consider life inside her -but that I consider pure death….to a pussy, body and I guess that’s ok because she’s expired.

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Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2016

01

Jun

Woman Strips in Front of Courthouse and Other Videos of the Day

Big Breasted Blonde Protects Breasts from Perverts in China

Tattoo Artist VS Customer

Taking Drunk Friend Home

Wolf Kill in Alberta on the Side of the Road

3 Cops VS Man with Knife – 40 Shots…

Refugee Robs Store – Civilians Try to Take Him Out – Refugee Gets Mad

Scooter – VS – Scooter in Taiwan

Friendly Fish of the Day

Houston Truck Accident

Gun Fight of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

01

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t write about HIV positive drug addicted crackwhores as much as I would like to – I’ll have to work on that….

I’ll eat out a girl on her period with a tampon in…but I will not eat out a girl’s period….but the girl on her period still gets eaten out…

Let that be the mantra for your day…Philosophy….

Here are morning links.

All Kinds of Side Boobs.
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Pregnant Bikini Courtney Stodden
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Kit Harrington – on How to Make Girls Cum
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Everyone Defends Johnny Depp
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Emilia Clarke Asks Matt Leblanc “How you Doing”…which I guess is a friends reference – you weirdos..
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Sport Loving Sluts
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Gator on a Golf Course
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Michael Bay Doesn’t Think Kate Beckinsale is Hot
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Ronnie Wood Makes Twins – at 68 Years Old
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Madonna’s Daughter Tits
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Racing Overtake of the Year
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2016

01

Jun

Alexandria Vera is My Kind of Teacher of the Day

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I am sure you’ve already heard the story of Alexandria Vera who was on the run for having a relationship with her 13 year old student – that was sexual in nature – and that his family approved of….who recently turned herself in…

She got pregnant with the teen, but terminated the pregnancy because that’s just bad for business when you’re a teacher…and the whole thing is funny, because every guy knows that if they had a 24 year old teacher willing to fuck them everyday – we would…

All my teachers were old as fuck and had no interest in fucking me, or me fucking them, but this is the modern generation where 14 year olds watch porn, run game, and hit puberty young enough to know how to destroy some broken bitch…

She’s already got a 6 year old daughter, she didn’t have much to say to the press, but she now faces 25 years to 99 years in jail…and rightfully so, she’s some chubby mexican looking bitch with downs syndrome…who can’t control her pervert pussy…and if she was a dude who knocked up a 13 year old girl…he’d be fucking LYNCHED…

Unfortunately I’d still fuck her…because 24 year olds aren’t that bad…even when they are fucking bad…sexual deviant..predators…amazing…I bet the 13 year old kid is the coolest dude in the playground…

Everyone is calling her the “hot teacher”….and the reality is that she’s hot to common Americans…but she’s really not that hot, just hot enough to not be fucking 13 year olds…

In other news, Kate Moss is rumored to be dating an 18 year old, creepy maybe…but legal…and not worth going to prison over – since those 5 years are the crucial years in not being a fucking sex offender…

Posted in:Alexandria Vera|SFW

2016

31

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am just Words on the screen…yet people get so fucking worked up about it. I don’t know when the turning point where internet became real life and real life because an edited down internet life…but I am thinking around 2008 when Facebook took the fuck over and all the mainstream people who would never use the interest started fucking because of the internet – and that alone is what made fun, sexist, aggressive, sexual jokes “evil”…

At the same time…it made tricking girls to send pussy pics or to meet up for drink that if you were strategic you’d turn into 20 drinks so that you could have sex with them back at their house…all girls want to fuck when they are drunk…only to leave and delete them off your social media so they wake up not knowing what happened or if it really happened – it’s better for them to not know if you exist…they’ll forget they even met you – and will be onto the next charming young man in a mask… because this internet existence is flimsy…and all you motherfuckers have ADD…

So I guess, I’m more than just words on a screen…I am also sex you won’t remember if the stars align properly…Here are some stepLINKS…


Pregnant Courtney Stodden Bikini Dance
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A Bunch of Down blouse Pics
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Adele Gets Mad at her Fan
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Pugface Whore and her Huge Wallet Fucking Mom Tits
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Olivia Munn is a Whore
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Carmella Rose in a Bikini
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Kylie Jenner Has Fat Legs
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What is a dabbing nail? Best on one there?
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Dan Aykroyd Says New Ghostbusters is Better than Original Ghostbuster – BECAUSE HE OWNS THE MOVIE AND WANTS IT TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY –
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Bella Thorne in a Midriff…
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Bai Ling Nipple
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More Bai Ling is Amazing on the BEach
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Ronnie Wood Make Babies
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I Jerk Off to K-Pop While Eating Korean BBQ
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The “I Didn’t Hit My Balls” Guy…
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Chinese Guy Catches balls on Fire
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Amber Heard – Lesbian Man Killer
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Nicole Scherzinger at an Event
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Jena Malone’s Baby Name is LOLZ
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BIKINIS BIKINIS
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Katie Perry Got Hacked – Right
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Crazy Road Rage..
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Emily Senko Bikini Model
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Disgruntled Texan Pays Speeding Ticket with 22,000 Pennies
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Tia Shipman Nude
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Zendaya is Skinny as Fuck
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Taking a Tiny Home on the Road
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GoPro Cheetah Run…
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J.Lo Fat Ass!
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Crazy German Ultralight Machine
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Jasmin Walia is Hot in a Bikini
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Kylie Jenner’s Disgustin Bikini Party
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Jan Crouch is Dead
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Girls Tugging ON Clothes
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Random TUmblr Porn _ By Me
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This Naked Slut Looks Familiar
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Whore Dressed Like a Football Whore
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The World’s Smallest Penis
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Big Race Car Driving Tits
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REctum Dildo
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Hot Fit Slut
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Some Sex News
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Naked and Wed in the Shower
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Heineken in Ass
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