I am surprised that Bella Thorne didn’t whore out Memorial Day harder than she did.

According to her like, she’s young, she’s eager, she’s ready, she’s energized, but I am convinced she could be 40…mainly because it makes for a good storyline…just a more interesting storyline than another girl with stage parents who got into Disney because of their mom’s relentlessness, desperation and want for a better life for the family of 12 – without actually working – because their egos make them feel they deserve so much more….now turning to social media to lock down that relevance – where she’s done a series of as many half naked images as possible – without being officially slutty…but still being slutty – making dudes everywhere, mainly 40 year olds with kids who watch the show she’s on, freak the fuck out – because her body is hot..it’s 18…and it’s non-offensive redhead…the kind of redhead Archie wanted to fuck, not the kind of yellow toothed, red eyed ginger with orange hair that made you want to throw up, especially when they ate cheetos that matched their hair and got that dust Britney Used to Snort all over their hands and mouth…repulsive…

I expected more than this crotch shot – but still like the crotch shot…

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