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2016

11

May

Anthea Page Great Tits Instagram Model of the Day

Anthea Page is an instagram model from Australia who isn’t even that famous on instagram – but she’s trying, but if you were to ask her, she’d probably say she’s just living and in living as a babe there are just photographers who want to take nude pics of her that they push to fake magazine / instagram accounts that need content and like promoting each other so that they all collectively grow and TAKE OVER THE FUCKING world…

Even if the pics aren’t that inspiring, we still get to see her fun and exciting tits, and she has around 20,000 followers that you can become one of BY CLICKING HERE before her tits get her too famous…not that the odds are in her favor – too many girls are doing the exact same titty hustle…which works out for us…but it does mean that she will see your comments…and that for the seasoned pervert makes jerking off to her more personal..

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2016

11

May

Charlotte McKinney for Tony Kelly of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is garbage…

Tony Kelly is a fun Irish photographer who used to shoot for Playboy and other men’s magazines…

Combine the two and you have this….high concept, low concept, comedic concept, concept, involving naked garbage…that should be working in porn – or HOOTERS back in Florida…but is instead being taken seriously for her tits thanks to being a tit obsessed nation that no matter what progress the feminists think they are making – will always be tit obsessed…even when looking at her ass – because we are thinking “where are the tits?”

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2016

11

May

Public Sex Smoker….and Other Videos of the DAy

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Dude Plays Hendrix at Full Blast from Roof at 8 am

Dude Challenging Height

Cop in Vegas Shoots Suspect Who Jumped in his Car

Bus in the Flood

Dude Kicked Toddler

Sex Talk in the Beauty Salon

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2016

11

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My new porn is watching people making out in the park – like they don’t have an apartment to make out it – getting so intense in the makeout that the boyscouts doing some kind of field study gather around to watch in confusion of why the girl is wrestling the guy the way she is – their scout leader or scout master or whatever the creepy guy who molests them never does it so delicately..

I also like tables of mid to late 40 year old women, clearly recently divorced, getting together like when they were freshly married 20 years ago to push their babies around, only this time it’s to talk about their new breast implants and their asshole husbands with their 20 year old girlfriends….

The circle of life…

This Think Piece is called “Bikinis VS Squishy”
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Pam Anderson Says Marrying Rick Salomon Made Her Age 20 Years…I Say Being 20 Years Older Aged Her 20 Years.
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The World’s First Electric Ferrari
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Titty Pic of the Day
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Folding Aluminium Foil with Hydraulic Press – This Hydraulic Press Dude is Winning
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Slutty Model in Lingerie in Bed
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John Oliver On Science Studies
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Timberlake and a Troll
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Hot Model Changing
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Every Top 10 Video Ever
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The 5 Year Long Cover Song
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Some Chick Named Jenny Slate is Dating Some Dude Named Chris Evans.
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Wildfire From the Air
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Porn Star Snapchats
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2016

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I heard a quote that inspired me because I am 5…it goes like this “a day in the BUSH is worth a WEEK in the CITY…”…

I saw a fat JEWISH girl, probably 25, fat like fat like me with her baby in tow…and now I understand what girls see when they look at me with disgust as I try masturbating on them while they are suntanning in the park…

Funny how a fat man and a fat girl who carries her baby around as proof she’s had sex…both get sex – despite both knowing that they wouldn’t have sex with themselves if they were face to face with themselves and down to fuck….

Philosophy…Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Selena Gomez Whoring Out With Katy Perry’s Boyfriend and Homosexual Orlando Bloom….in Public in Vegas…for Press…or Some Shit…who Cares
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OH MY GOD – Emma Roberts has a SPorts Bra On
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Some Chick You’ve Never Heard of named Stina in a Bikini
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Kaley Cuoco’s Pre-Nup Was Pretty Shitty for the Husband – he Gets To Keep the Gift Cards!
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What’s the best was to get high?
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Gwyneth Paltrow Uses Yam Lube….
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The Oldest Restaurant in the World
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Justin Timberlake and Anna Kendrick Day Two
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Gigi Hadid Has a Nipple
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The Dad Recreating Lion King is Hilarious and Insane
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Semi Truck – Close Call
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Charlotte McKinney is So Weird on Instagram
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Kaley Cuoco Leg…
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Schwarzenegger’s Hummer / Million Dollar Vehicle is Hilarious
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Minnie Driver is Insane
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Josephine Skriver Changing Behind the Scenes
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Girls Shows How TO Apply Beach Make-Up is New Porno…
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Georgia May Foote Ass
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Ali Hilfiger Tells a Story ABout Shitting on a Silver Tray
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Emma Stone’s Rockin’ Body
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Magnets and Marbles….
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Westerners on Living in South Korea
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Some No Name chick in a Bikini
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Chrissy Teigen in Shorts
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Bella Hadid Has a Nipple
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Minka Kelly Smiles for the Paparazzi
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Fat Meghan Trainor Pulled her Video for being Too Photoshopped – Which is Bad when Being fat is your only hook…
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Ali Larter in a Strapless Dress
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Chloe Bennet has Hard Nipples
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Robbing Victoria’s Secret LOL
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Krysten Ritter in a Bikini
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Gwen Stefani is so Punk – Doing Duets on Primetime Reality Shows with her Boyfriend
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Flashing in the Grocery Store
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Ferrari 308 GTE
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Prince Hated the Kardashians
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Huge Tits Busting Out
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Random Tumblr Porn!
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Homo Attempts Straight Porn
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Lesbians!
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Some Big Titty Slut Named AMber and her Big Titties
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Sucking her Own Tits GIF
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Amateur Porn of the DAy
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Kick to the Chest CPR
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A Bunch Of Porn Pics and Videos
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2016

10

May

Mariah Carey Crazy Outfit Nipple Slip of the Day

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Mariah Carey is fucking crazy, dressed crazy, acting crazy – just crazy…remember her breakdown years ago….well it looks like it may be back….

She’s currently engaged to a billionaire, is probably worth 100s of millions on her own, thanks to strategic sex with record execs and natural singing talent…

Well, like all good moms post mother’s day, she’s out in a mesh dress showing nipples and hanging off a black dude, which is probably what her rich white boyfriend / husband to be is into – cuckold….the foundation of BLACK ON BLONDE porn…it’s always the rich guys who want to see their girl’s ripped apart by big black cock…weird…but not as weird as this outfit…

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2016

10

May

Jennifer Lawrence Tits for X-Men of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence looks like she’s been hanging out with Amy Schumer too much – and eating all her Amy Schumer food…Gettin’ Fat!

But fat or not, I think we can all agree that there’s nothing special about Jennifer Lawrence, other than her tits that we’ve already seen, and thus that should make her less relevant because we got what we wanted and she can fade into obscurity…

Instead, she is still booking huge blockbuster movies for the pay day, huge Oscar style character driven movies for the Oscars, and possibly other independent movies for the street cred that she can act…when anyone with a brain knows acting requires little to no talent…and bad acting is just people insecure about being an asshole while reading lines – but once you get past that feeling like an asshole – you become believable…you know because you’re a liar…

It’s safe to say that Jennifer Lawrence is created by the industry, possibly because she’s dumb, not because she’s crafted this career, but because the industry needs young leading ladies to command big days to keep budgets up. They need to overpay a handful of people to make the industry sustainable…and she won that lottery…it doesn’t mean she’s interesting…

She’s not even appreciative of that GIFT she’s been given, she complains about not getting paid fairly for having a vagina, instead of just taking the fucking money – because no she thinks she’s irreplaceable…

But she is replaceable..they all are…and tits or cleavage or not…stop feeding into this garbage.

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TO SEE HER AT THE XMEN PREMIERE IN SILVER CLICK HERE

Here she is tumbling – like a clumsy fucking joker – falling – as she does…

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2016

10

May

Charlotte McKinney’s In a Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is a set of tits….

That’s it…that’s all…just tits…on a host body…that’s not even that great..but those tits…are tits…and because they are tits…they have gone viral, are celebrated and booking jobs….in what we can assume means hollywood movies like Baywatch and shows like Dancing with the Stars are misogynists who only value a woman for her tits…since that’s all Charlotte McKinney is…yet she still exists in the media…

Down with the Partriarchy…

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2016

10

May

Selena Gomez Fucks with Orlando Bloom and Does Marie Claire of the Day

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Selena Gomez is doing whatever she can to get in the media, including but not limited to fucking up to an cuddling up to Orlando Bloom the actor you assumed was Gay because he dates Katy Perry…

Maybe this is some catty Taylor Swift coordinated scandal to go up against Katy Perry, and publicly embarrass her, or maybe it is a bi-product of Selena’s boyfriend Beiber fucking Orlando’s wife and baby momma Miranda Kerr a bunch of years ago – an incident I was first to report…because I’m so good at this modern journalism…

Maybe it’s just a scandal to get into the news…as these things happen…because all these idiots are connected like some terrible high school we all watch…

Maybe I am ashamed of myself for participating in this nonsense…

Selena Gomez is doing all she can to get in as much media placement or attenton as possible – hoping to fill up the seats at her new concert tour that has just started….where she will love songs about being an independent child star trained by Disney who had a fake romance with Justin Beiber that she continues to milk because it’s the best PR stunt she’s had to date…

I don’t care for Selena Gomez or her shitty pop music that gets produced because she has a huge fan base – and because people have no taste – and because music producers know how to trick people into liking or thinking they like songs – because humans are pretty fucking basic minds…and the figurehead the attach to the song, who is more a dancing, well trained puppet…

Music and Live Shows makes more money than acting – so this is her cashing in, feeding her ego, and doing press for that tour…she’s shameless..

Here’s the shoot:

Here’s the video…

Here’s some GIFs where you can see that when she’s not photoshopped, her LUPUS bloat is on point – with the pudgy little attention seeking face…

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2016

10

May

Bella Hadid in Some MAgazine of the Day

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Here’s some bootleg sister in a pair of underwear jacked up into her vagina – to keep it all in place after THe Weeknd banged it out….

You see, I know people he fucks while dating “Bella Hadid” and they say he’s got a big dick, and I guess you’d have to when you sing in such a high pitched angelic tone…

Sure my sources may just be angry girls who are mad that he didn’t fuck them when he had the chance because he’s committed to this bootleg sister of Gigi Hadid…but it’s more fun to assume that everything, from her face to her career to her relationship is bullshit…because it is….

It’s the plight of the rich girl who is vapid, egotistical, garbage…but still in magazines because she’s less expensive and selective of the jobs she takes than her more famous sister who’s coattails she rode to be this IMPORTANT and ICONIC forgettable..trash…

But in her defence, I think she’s hotter and more dramatic looking than her candy-coated commercial model sister..so what I am saying is I don’t hate any of these people, I don’t care about their success or their bullshit, I just care about their tits, and Bella’s tits are more interesting because she’s not the famous one….she’s just as vapid though!!!

Here are some pics:

Here’s her nipples…

Since there is no “Dark and Mysterious Version of Gigi Hadid with more Plastic Surgery Than Gigi Hadid” without Gigi Hadid – this career wouldn’t exist without GIGI’s need to be famous vapid twat….here’s GIGI in a silky dress rockin’ hard nipples…

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