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2016

27

May

Lisa Snowden Big Ibiza Old Lady Tits of the Day

Lisa Snowden is a British TV host who I’ve never really heard of, so I am going to assume you’ve never heard of her either, but she definitely is hoping people hear of her, because she’s trying to get people to hear of her, by busting out her tits in Ibiza for the paparazzi she probably called, even though tits out in Ibiza is really considered being dressed, so many drugged up dancing to electro tits exposed in Ibiza, so that when you’re a 43 year old with massive tits, you might as well join in….

So even if this is normal behavior, I can tell there’s a level of desperation to be featured in the tabloids…and I fucking love that…

These aren’t just exposed tits for the sake of Ibiza being tit friendly…this is staged tit exposure to seem like they are tits for the sake of Ibiza being tit friendly, but totally an attempt to slut out since tits get hits and hits may get her to negotiate a better contract at work….

Big Tits or not…she’s too old for me…to appreciate…like expired milk…tits…

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2016

27

May

Irina Shayk is Everything of the Day

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Here is a photoshoot of Irina Shayk for a pre Memorial Day weekend celebration to remember that Russians, despite having no souls…can be very fucking compelling, sexy, hot and amazing…

I am a firm believer that Irina Shayk is the best model out there, the hottest model out there, and a really good A-List scamming set of tits…that just figured it all out and used her hot to escape Communism through the Siberian mountains…struggling after her horse died from the cold…forced to make a protective tent out of its corpse….only to be picked up by a pro Soccer Player who happened to be doing an exhibition with his team in the small town she found herself in…I mean..that or the private jet he recruited her on because they had a deal that she wouldn’t out him for being gay and he’d get her in the magazines to really affirm he’s not gay…

She’s in a magazine, I am in love, and I will memorialize…today…staring at her…knowing she’s probably going to be pregnant and over in the next two years…so take it in.

I’m a fan of all her work…of all of her…especially her dark and scary past …send nudes.

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2016

27

May

Kristen Stewart Topless of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is everyone’s favorite lesbian with shitty little tits…from some movie called Personal Shopper…apparently – she has a masturbation seen…which is pretty exciting for people into soulless Twilight actors with very little range in their acting…just always dead faced and boring..but still worth a fuck…because even corpses have vaginas too…

Kristen Stewart tits are better than Kristen Stewart riding her girlfriends’ face, because her girlfriend is the kind of lesbian you don’t want to see fuck, even if you want to see all lesbians fuck, becuase she’s the kind of lesbian who looks like she has a dick, probably because she’s ripped one off the last dude who flirted with her…

Not that my opinion matters, I am a nobody…and these are tits..

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2016

27

May

Alex Hansen for The Alex Book to Inspire Your Memorial Day of the Day

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It’s Memorial Day, I assume everyone is eating BBQ or in the woods making SMORES already..maybe they are pissing in a Vegas pool party…or something trashy like shooting off fireworks in their hick town..

But this Alex Hansen model with huge and amazing tits is the star of a new book called THE ALEX BOOK featuring pictures by one of my favorite pre-instagram photographers – who can actually take pictures – Jonathan Leder….and she should be inspiration for your Memorial Day weekend…if it doesn’t look like this…you’ve failed…

Here are a bunch of the pics…and BUY THE BOOK

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2016

27

May

Charlotte McKinney in a Tight Top of the Day

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Hard Nipples! Pushed Together in a Tight Shirt. Of The Day…..fuck Charlotte McKinney. She’s a scam….but here’s a genuine candid photoshoot that’s not a photoshoot of Charlotte McKinney….people are just so damn excited by her that they snap off 300 pics of her…and it has nothing to do with her calling the paparazzi to tip them off as to where she is…and everything to do with her being so famous that they just follow her and her tits everywhere they can to get these life changing – documentary style pics of her…living in her element, doing her thing….which isn’t really a thing…it’s just having them big tits…they created her…because the American Dream is the natural tits…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

27

May

Amanda Seyfried Butt Play of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried has a personality. For so many years she’d be captured by the paparazzi looking like a homeless person, despite being the new Lindsay Lohan who stole Lindsay Lohan’s career, doing the shitty cash grab romance movies and turning around and doing dark nude characters who were nude…with great tits…naked…with bush…but outside of the movies we fell in love with her in…she was just some lame, Justin Long fucking, sweat pant wearing slob…

But I guess she’s got a sense of humor, because she’s got onto social media despite being famous and not really needing it, and even disengaged by celebrity – because she’ never does anything outside of her movies…

Because….here she is making a butt plug joke..

Brilliant…at least more brilliant than any of the fat comedians…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|SFW

2016

27

May

Megan Fox Cash Grab of the Day

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Megan Fox was never a talented actress, not that being talented has anything to do with being an actress, it’s the biggest scam that the worst fucking people participate in, you know the kind of asshole who thinks they are so deep and connected to their inner self, and the characters they play – yet are the most vapid, egotistical people ever…

Megan Fox was hot and got jobs strictly based on that…when that mattered and I guess it still does matter..

People are making fun of her for being in a videogame commercial…but the truth is videogames are bigger than hollywood, probably owned by hollywood, and this is more compelling than any blockbuster she’s been in…this is the best acting she’s ever done and it gets the point across in 45 seconds which is all we need…with Megan Fox in some comicon cosplay outfit for the nerds to jerk off to…..

Make that money…

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2016

27

May

Olympic Dreams with McKayla Maroney of the Day

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Olympic gymnast dreams…not that you care about McKayla Maroney, she’s not 14 anymore…or even on the Olympic circuit…

So her slutty “band camp” equivalent perversion – we call “gymnast camp”…where you know these awkward stage parented kids with all their performance enhancement hormones fuck each at a young age while touring the world to compete together…putting their flexbility to the test…jut doesn’t matter…

So this butt shot in jeans…may not showcase athleticism…but it’s still a butt shot…doing it like a Jenner…also an Olympian…Dream.

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2016

27

May

88 Breast Feeding Moms in China and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Confronts Woman Taking a Shirt in his Driveway

Young Girl Pics on Disabled Man

Dude Gets Caught ASking Friend’s 12 Year Old Sister for Nudes

The WOman Catching a Thief and Making Him Run Naked…

Brazilian Kids Robbing a Store at Gunpoint

Crazy Dude Hacks Random People in the Head

Woman Picks Up 5 Dollars that Fell from a Dude’s Purse…and He’s Mad About It

Live Ducks Made into Ground Meat – Gross…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

27

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Memorial Day Starts Today…so if you’re not out there supporting your troops by trying to get a college girl so drunk she doesn’t say no to the gangbang, proving that it is not rape, but signing the consent form for her, by guiding her drunken hand….than you’re not at Miami Urban Music Festival….or Vegas…you’re probably somewhere depressing like the backyard of your shitty suburban neighborhood…or at work…getting ready for the day to end…for Memorial Day weekend to start, because you’re a bad planner and didn’t pull the 4 days off…or you’re some unemployed loser no one likes who never leaves the house…like me…

Either way, if you’re reading this, you’re on the computer so click these links…

Cosplay Slut
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Icelandic Horses are Friendly…
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Gavin Rossdale Took Time Away From Tranny Sex to Hate on Blake Shelton
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Rihanna See Through Dress…Julia Roberts Wore Last Year
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Speed Hugging
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One Last Ride in the Dodge Viper
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Sara Jean Underwood Big Tits..
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tank Top..
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Kim and Kanye Are Suing the Bodyguard.
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Mirror Selfies
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Car Loses Control…
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