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Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day

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Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2016

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Memorial Day Starts Today…so if you’re not out there supporting your troops by trying to get a college girl so drunk she doesn’t say no to the gangbang, proving that it is not rape, but signing the consent form for her, by guiding her drunken hand….than you’re not at Miami Urban Music Festival….or Vegas…you’re probably somewhere depressing like the backyard of your shitty suburban neighborhood…or at work…getting ready for the day to end…for Memorial Day weekend to start, because you’re a bad planner and didn’t pull the 4 days off…or you’re some unemployed loser no one likes who never leaves the house…like me…

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Gavin Rossdale Took Time Away From Tranny Sex to Hate on Blake Shelton
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Rihanna See Through Dress…Julia Roberts Wore Last Year
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Speed Hugging
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One Last Ride in the Dodge Viper
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Sara Jean Underwood Big Tits..
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tank Top..
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Kim and Kanye Are Suing the Bodyguard.
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2016

May

stepLINKS of the DAy

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It’s memorial day weekend – so most people are already off on their camping trips…while I’m just hanging out at the airport pretending to be an uber driver for 18 year old American girls who want to get drunk..it’s the best way to trick them into sex…make it memorable…

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Eddie Murphy’s Fiance
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Hailee Steinfeld Booty…
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Leo Riding bikes with Hookers
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Khloe Kardashian Fake ASs in Tight Pants
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Bentley VS Tesla
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Slow Motion Hula Hoop TIT
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Some Slut Tyga Fucks of the Day
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Happy Wolf of the Day
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Katie Holmes is a 1967 Jackie O
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Kylie Jenner is Killing herself
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Jena Malone Topless
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Casey Anthony is Guilty!
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Nipple Ring of the Day
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Ashley Graham Fat in a Music Video I’ve Ignored All Week
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Robin Wright Penn Loves Sean Penn’s Shitty Reviews
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Disturbing Kid Drawings
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Salma Hayek and Susan Sarandon Compare Tits
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Corey Feldman Would LOve To Name the Pedos…
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2016

May

RihanNa in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Rihanna is in a see through dress – because of course she is…she’s Rihanna and has been a nipple exposer for the length of her career, because she’s so free spirited probbaly because she’s owned like her cotton field working ancestors, only instead of being mistreated down in the slave yards of Bridgetown she’s making 100s of millions of dollars of the billions of dollar her personal brand brings to the world…it’s crazy…so crazy that being exposed is part of the experience…putting yourself out there…so you might as well put yourself out there – while I watch…

All this to say, she’s a fucking babe…

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2016

May

Selana Gomez May Be In a Sheer Top of the Day

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Selena Gomez is possibly in a sheer top in this slutty shoot where she looks like she’s either on a porn set ready to take a load on her face…or just doing porny poses to try to be sexy – it’s hard out there for a cute chipmunk earner from Disney who is trained to be as wholesome ass possible, even if she’s into weird things like eating old, unshowered, studio executive ass…

I don’t really understand why the TV star who can’t act is doing a stage show when she can’t sing, but I guess when you pull off this scam in one part of the entertainment industry – it’s easy to do it in the other…

These pics are from Toronto Canada..on her Revivial Tour…because she was half dead from CHEMO therapy, LUPUS, Bieber and anything else she can play up and own….in efforts of making us buy into her garbage lies…

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2016

May

Chloe Grace Moretz Back of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is doing her own breed of whoring, you know the kind that keeps her audience interested and engaged in what she’s doing, even thinking that she’s hot or sexy or something they want to fuck, just the subtle tease…that gives just enough to keep people involved…it’s a delicate balancing act of where you go too far and people stop caring, you get less jobs, and disappear…but if you don’t go far enough, people get bored and move on with their lives…

I don’t think she’s great, worth talking about, but I guess I’m bored of shameless 18 year old whores who look 45 like Bella Thorne…because she and her redhair were an everyday thing and not even a movie star like this one…more a terrible young idiot in those straight to DVD movies in an era where there is no DVD….

I feel so lost an alone..so I’ll just stare at Chloe Grace Back…showing off a tattoo – even though all tattoos are dumb as fuck and if you’re gonna modify your body – you might as well should get tits..

All this to say – I prefer her cameltoe…

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2016

May

Ava Sambora in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Ava Sambora is my kind of rich kid…broken and misguided as fuck…young and hot in her bathing suit but working her social media the same way a low level instagram model does…

She’s not even with the big brands, or leveraging her family contacts, but instead has worked with a straight up escort agency that brings in international stripper looking girls and gets them clients to fuck to pay their rent…as they pose for water….

It’s so fucking weird to me…when the formula is so simple, you’d think a young babe like this wouldn’t have to bottom feed the way she does to get noticed…like a bottle service girl in some small town who dates the only black guy does…cheesy shoots, to be the next bootleg Kardashian fake tits and face looking stripper bitches…seems like a fucking fail..

Her dad is Bon Jovi member – Her Mom hooker Heather Locklear – which in the 90s was for Rockers what all these other fake ass and face sluts on the interneg are for rappers passing through…but Ava is already rich, she doesn’t need to go the same dick sucking route other girls need to go…

Not that I’m hating her bikini pic…keep em coming…so I keep coming…

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2016

May

Amy Schumer in a Bathing Suit for Attention of the Day

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The FAT Amy Schumer being plus sized is obviously a reality that Amy Schumer is trying to own – because this being fat, loving your body, body positive, be empowered and live it, because you made it with all those donuts…is at the point of her posting bathing suit pics – as part of her worst joke…

But the reality is we’re used to fat chicks, especially in bathing suits, and we know that even when they wear them they hate themselves. We know that she’s doing it for attention to carry her career..and most importantly, the most offensive thing about her is her face…then the shit that comes out of her mouth and brain…and the fat slob component is way down the laundry list of how much of a pile of overrated, not funny, overpaid shit this monster crawling out of the sea is….

Yes, you’re a fat girl in a bathing suit…go to the Jersey Shore for 4 minutes and she’ll seem like a fat chick not as fat as she can be because there is fatter in a bikini…holding a neon sign saying “LOOK AT ME…LOOK AT ME…I AM PROUD OF MY BODY….IT GETS ME FANS, JOBS, MONEY, YAY”

Here’s what her sad little COMIC crying sounds like:

I meant to write “good morning trolls!” I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you’ve never met who triggers something in you that makes you feel powerless and alone. This is how I look. I feel happy. I think I look strong and healthy and also like miss trunchbull from Matilda. Kisses!

She’s probably on edge because she starved herself for 4 weeks before this pic was taken and is still fat…..

I hate being exposed to this garbage…no one wants to see this shit…

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2016

May

Sophie Simmons in her Underwear of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is the fat Gene Simmons daughter that has huge tits KISS fans want to collect…because KISS fans collect all things KISS..

She was never hot, but had huge tits, mainly because she was fat…and instead of learning marketing or using her dad’s fortune to do something productive in her life…she decided…to become…an instagram model..

She signed to an instagram agency, that gave her instagram work and she hired a trainer to drop the 75 pounds she needed to lose, but without losing her tits, because tits were all people cared about her…so you can’t lose your marketing hook, something her dad’s taught her well…coupled with whoring that her mom taught her well…but for some reason…she’s so uneventful at…even half naked posing….

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2016

May

Nicki Minaj Selfie of the Day

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I guess album sales are down. Media hits are down. Girl who was once the whitest black Lady Gaga from acting school created some weird ghetto character and owned it…only to be in the news all the fucking time about random nonsense from her fake ass, to her fake tits, to her “remember when she was the fat clown at the kids birthday parties”….to top selling artist with the most annoying “raps”…who was like more into “rape”..more than just our ears…but poor unsustpecting rappers who helped build her up…

Because she’s posting slutty selfies, and slutty selfies are always a social media “Look at me, I exist, I am still here, I am still the egotistical rich cunt I always was”…

All this to say – THANK GOD FOR FACETUNE…making her body look better than it obviously is…

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2016

May

Audrey Fleurot Topless in LUI of the Day

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Audrey Fleurot is some FRENCH from FRANCE because that’s where the FRENCH are from actress…who was in Midnight in Paris…

She’s an old (39 so practically dead) redhead, looks like Maitland Ward, with some big redhead tits and most excitingly big redhead bush…which means the world to me because I fucking love bush and have never had redhead bush…because redheads like so many girls but even more dramatically than so many girls make sure to wax that shit – like it’s a bad thing – even though it’s a gift from god…

I know what you’re thinking, redheads with their pale skin and super strength from surviving in the woods hundreds of years ago when their parents thought they were demons….leads to wild and crazy people…something you’d want to fuck…because it will destroy you…them with all their effort being put in because they are insecure about being redheaded freaks..

But I’m so into it…I wasn’t when I was in high school at could have fucked a redhead…only to throw up at her orange as fuck inhuman bush…but I’m older now..and ready…

Lui Magazine should be a leader to you all, they were a hardcore porn mag, that became a naked celebrity magazine – all out of France…where tits are conidered bikini tops…

I approve of all this…

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