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2023

05

Jun

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

I received a take down notice from one of these nurses who gets naked on the job….which both offends and excites me….

You see, these ladies, not just nurses getting naked on the job like they aren’t going to get fired, because there’s a shortage of workers, have second thoughts and regrets when the good times have rolled…or when they find a new husband or man or find god….

It’s fun to be a SEX WHORE ON THE INTERNET until it is not….

It makes me MAD when they send me the LAWYERS letters when I am just trying to help them out and get them eyeballs. I am the marketing support, they should be paying me….

Anyway, my response was:

Dear NAUGHTY NURSE,

Just seeing this email now the image is REMOVED

I hope you don’t work in the pediatric cancer ward, but if you do, I hope the children dying of cancer use your on the job, inappropriate whoring as their MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION wish….

WITH LOVE

JESUS MARTINEZ

I am sure I could have come up with something better, but why bother.

Here are some nurses, working for their sideline money while working for their pensions….fascinating time!

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2023

05

Jun

Jordana Brewster Swimsuit of the Day

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Panamanian National and potential tax evader Jordana Brewster, who is in her 40s, which is about 500 years old in bikini model years, has decided that she looks good for her age, probably from checking out the other moms at some pool party play dates, even moms a decade younger than her, so clearly she’s destined to have a second life as a bikini model, since acting in the Fast and Furious bullshit was so good to her, really putting her on the map, or in the jerk off targets of the weirdest group of people around who watch Fast Furious movies, there’s a lot fo them.

I dont think she looks all that bad in the header pic, almost young and fit, holding her pony tail like a hispanic video girl….with her TITS OUT….

Good from far, because you can’t see her weathered old face…

In this era of OLD LADY INCLUSION, despite hating on OLD LADY BODIES, I’ll choose this over fat ANY day…and you will to…..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2023

05

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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After the Leni Klum non-milk filled tits, since she’s under 20 years old, with tits that you’d expect on a fat chick who spent the last 25 years eating high estrogen snack foods, only on a tiny frame….the whole idea of Milk Filled boobs is just a gross fetish for lonely dudes who have never knocked up a woman.

That’s not to say that I’ve knocked up women, but it is to say the only time I’ve been interested in milky tits is when I was basically homeless and hungry on the streets and I’d see moms bust their tits out in public, and I’d say, “what a great way to get your sustenance”…..better than DUMPSTER diving…that’s kind of PLATING a Michelin 5 star restaurant would be celebrated for….some fucking down to the basics of human nature and the human experience deconstructed pretentiousness, unlike the faggy displays they seem to do in those fine dining establishments….

The whole mom aspect and kid latched on aspect was just an obstacle to the public tit flashing, so I was into it enough, but I didn’t crave it, or really even sexualize it more than I’d sexualize any other tit, yet there are weirdos out there who can only jerk off to breasts lactating like nature made them, and like trans dudes who get on the right hormones are tricking their bodies to do too….

So here’s a round-up…

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

05

Jun

Underwater Ass and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Hot Titty Surf

Ass Jiggle

Ass Sliding

Yoga Moves

Dumb Dancing

Ass Beach Walk

Chiropractor

Tight Outfit

Posted in:Youtube Shorties!

2023

02

Jun

Jameson Baldwin Round Up of the Day

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I’ve done a post on Jameson Baldwin in the past, I postured her as Ireland and Hailey’s hotter, skinner cousin from fast-haired Billy Baldwin and Chynna Phillips of Wilson Philips fame…or daughter of Mamas and the Papas fame…..they’ve been married for 100 year but no one gave a shit, since it’s Billy Baldwin and Wilson Philips…

The reason Jameson, named after Billy’s WHISKEY SHOTS that got Chynna in the mood to fuck on the night of Jameson’s conception, not named after the family dog….but yeah, the reason she’s top of mind is because that 70s show Danny Masterson was found guilty on 2/3 rape charges from random bitches who he now OFFICIALLY raped….which you are allowed to say now that it has been confirmed via the fair court of law….and to say he allegedly did it is anti-American. Not calling him a rapist would mean you don’t trust your system and you need to trust the system in order for it to work, plus he looks like a fucking rapist…..

Anyway, pervert rapist who you could just tell is a slimy fuck who thought he was so important and above the law thanks to his religion and thanks to his TV role, is married to Bijou Philips, who I am pretty sure got my first instagram deleted because I posted a picture of her at a party I was at and said something like “I am watching you” tagging her and the account got deleted the next day, so I always say she got my IG deleted, even if she didn’t…keep in mind, this was over a decade ago and they were more important at the time…not convicted rapists….

If she did get my account deleted for being creepy, I can see that it was seen as creepy, that was the foundation of the joke…but now that her actual HUSBAND who she’s married or been abused into staying with for decades is an actual rapist creep it makes the story so much better, worth losing that instagram over.

So the point of all this is that Billy Baldwin is not just from a shitty family of ALLEGED murderers, he is also the brother in law of rapist fucks.

That means Jameson is his niece who I can’t confirm or deny he raped, but convicted rapists rape, and that Phillips family is a fucking weird when it comes to INCEST…just ask Mackenzie about the first time she did a speedball and fucked….

Really, when your niece looks like Jameson, and the porn sites push incest on you, and your family is experienced in incest, and you’re a convicted racist, why wouldn’t you….it’s like the it almost makes sense and doesn’t make sense NOT to…

Here are some pics of her:

There were some nudes on her feed, could be her, exciting and arsty right…

Posted in:Jameson Baldwin

2023

02

Jun

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Off’s are the only hope we have in this potential dystopia that Elon Musk and the other billionaire class have in store for us with their brain chips and total control over all of us, who they keep distracted with smut, fucking, woke-ism and other nonsense, as they design the world to profit themselves….

You know mark of the beast human/machine brain chip interface that they want in you, despite not being able to prevent SPAM bots on Twitter, or even keeep twitter live when launching their SPACES bullshit, but HEY take my BRAIN ELON you fucking predator monster freak alien lizard fuck…

But yeah, if they have an On/Off filter, I’m fucking into it…like you and most of us, I’ll do dumb shit for tits, just not to get into a bar, restaurant or big box retailer, I’m not that pathetic…

Here are some ON/Offs…

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Posted in:OnOff

2023

02

Jun

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Feminist Friday is a day where I celebrate girls who don’t wear bras, which from my recent experience of going outside since it’s not the polar vortex ice wall hell that we normally live in, and as it turns out, there’s so many nipples to be seen out there…..it’s a glorious thing…

Unfortunately, for the sake of alliterations, I’ve called this feminist friday, which just fucking angers me because the feminist movement was a concerted effort to destroy the American dream, and to push degeneracy, violence, crime and misery…

Letting the women out of the kitchen was almost as bad as letting them run companies, or be in positions of power, since they are far too emotional to get it done…

It’s the white woman, because that’s the primary feminist, who is out there crying and freaking out as they hate on men…..who are the most racist and annoying….

It’s the white woman, usually childish, who gets outraged at gay dudes who don’t like this Pride bullshit, because that’s not the kind of gay dude gay dudes are supposed to be….

It’s just a fucking disaster really, so the braless girls help me out of my anti-feminist which I consider anti-woman as they push weird gender issue shit we’re forced to be exposed to…RAGE…

NIPPLES!

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Posted in:Feminist

2023

02

Jun

Hailee Steinfeld in some Platform Shoes of the Day

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I feel like this is the site, where the random stragglers that role through, would be the stunted weirdos who are either autistic or victims of a traumatic brain injury, who would jerk off to things like 90s style raver shoes you’d find on a 90s style raver chick, despite it being 2023 and the chick being Hailee Steinfeld, the industry created child star turned fit and busty Marvel Universe pussy for the nerds to jerk off to…

So I’m posting this for that guy.

Posted in:Hailee Steinfeld

2023

02

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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The Full Back Panty is basically the new CREAMPIE…..

The world of hook-up culture COOMERS, who just fuck for the sake of getting off, because they’ve been indoctrinated by porno and they’ve realized that having families or reproducing is a crazy concept, thanks to the porno conditioning them of that, but the process of reproducing is fun because we’re wired to enjoy it as a mechanism of survival and keeping the species alive, but a mechanism that can be turned off and reduced to the sensation of it feeling good to bust in and to be busted in if you’re a chick….

So we’ve got this lonely, depressed, sad, medicated and ultimately useless generation of self involved assholes with cats, who have decided that empty sex is amazing, but made better when loads are dumped in bitches, so long as there’s ABORTION, IUDs and other tools to get rid of the potential PROBLEM of an 18 year old, living, breathing, crying STD that needs to be fed….

Long gone are the days of throwing a bitch down the stairs or staging a car accident to free yourself, these bitches do it themselves so they can let OTHER dudes COOM in them to get that itch scratched…

It’s a species ending situation, BRAVE NEW WORLD SHIT, but now the FULL BACK panty is making a comeback, so that these hook up freaks can throw some lazy housewife shit into the mix, without having to be a lazy housewife, but rather just lazy….and a generation of perverts have likely only seen panties like this on their MOMS so it’s exciting, thrilling and new…..

So here’s some FULL BACK PANTIES….for you RELATIONSHIP deprived depraved souls….

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2023

02

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I think I mentioned this is another post the other day, but I saw some Goth looking bitch who was basically half naked, it’s a heat wave here and people don’t seem to wear much clothing these days, so these goth bitch with her big tits in a wifebeater and no bra, rocking some 4 inch long mini skirt and a pair of thigh high fishnets that made me think she had some sort of skin infection because they were red….was just out there walking around like she was working the pole…when really she was probably headed to the bank or some shit…and it wasn’t even FISHNET FRIDAY…it’s like people don’t know the fucking rules, they just go in any direction they fucking want….wearing fishnets EVERY DAY of the week, like this site’s not influential and creating the times and places when FISHENTS can be worn.

It was a real wake-up call….

Here are some FISHNETS…

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