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Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day

Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day

Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day

Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2016

May

Dove Cameron for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

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I don’t know who Dove Cameron is, but this is the internet and I can google her, but I guess so can you….and really what it comes down to is that Dove Cameron doesn’t matter, she just exists like so many other girls whoring out on social media, but unlike all the whores on social media, and there are so many whores on social media, even nobody girls from your neighborhood are whoring on social media with their 1300 fans, making it impossible to tract all the whores on social media…but I guess some of the whores on social media are legitimately working in the entertainment industry or fashion industry or porn industry…making them more important whores than stay at home local market nobody whores..whoring..

So she’s on a Disney Channel show. She’s been in other Disney Channel shows. She probably has stage parents. She probably has a really cheesy attitude, but she knows that creepy fans like feet pics and I guess feels like showing her feet for those creepy guys is hardly whoring – it’s just giving the fans what they want in a why the Disney people won’t get mad at her…because they like the whoring to be kept to their offices on payday….and she doesn’t like whoring at all…she likes to get engaged to seem Christian and wholesome..it’s a good angle in this world of whores……

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2016

May

Candice Swanepoel Topless Pregnant Baby Gender Annoucement Pic of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel posted a really casual pregnancy pic on her instagram for her fans that make-up of 90 percent men jerking off and 10 percent women who want to figure out whay their men jerk off to her….and by casual I mean…in a professional studio with a professional photographer…a hair persona and make-up person…and a fashion stylist to get just the right jeans…and whoever else they didn’t tag…

I assumed that girl got pregnant as an angle for her career, maybe Victoria’s Secret made her…or maybe she’s tired of the model game and all her rich friends have babies and she wants one too…

I just find the whole thing offensive, not because of all the smoke and mirrors that went into the picture, what a waste of time and resources for such a dumb and irrelevant thing….not because I am sad that some hot model is destroying her body with babies that she will bounce back from because she’s vapid and superficial and vain…not because I wanted to be the guy to knock her up, I never think that way about these cunts…I actually feel bad for the rich dudes who end up knocking them up…they are so high maintenance and annoying…and really not that hot when crying in bed on their period or in this case with a ripped open pussy..

I am offended that in this era she will call her baby a boy – just because he has a penis – without having a conversation with the baby to see how the baby identifies.

This is a genderless society, and we don’t need her archaic oppressive “boy” or “girl” classifications to fuck up her kid, that we all know will be fucked up anyway, his mom’s a titty model whore…with way too much money…

Candice Swanepoel should know better…

TO SEE HER PRE-PREGNANT IN LINGERIE IN THE RECENT VS CATALOG – THAT LOOKS LIKE EVERY SINGLE PICS SHE’S EVER TAKEN-IT IS ALWAYS THE FUCKING SAME CLICK HERE

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2016

May

Gigi Hadid Does Denim of the Day

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Someone told me that Gigi Hadid was talented. That she is not like the Kardashians her and her family leveraged or worked out a deal with to have the same career as them. That she’s actually got something that she brings to the table. Maybe because her mom was a model gold digger who taught her at a young age all the complicated poses models do.

Maybe she comes from a long line of models and she has evolved into this world…or maybe she’s just a rich kid, who is good looking enough, thanks to hot chicks fucking rich guys because hot chicks like money, making good looking babies…in what would otherwise be ugly babies…if they relied on the DNA of the rich fat bald guy the model is fucking for money alone…

I would assume, modeling as a whole requires zero talent on the model’s end. She just need to have good production team / make-up / lighting / creative direction and photographers.

Even this shitty fucking denim campaign makes her look good because the brand paid 250,000 dollars for a day to get this..uneventful, uninspired, dog shit…

Dog shit I will post because I perpetuate this nonsense.

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2016

May

College Professor and His Student and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Man in a Schoolyard

Woman Tries to Save Her Car from Hail.

Houston Road Rage is Brilliant

Neighbor Vs Smoking Woman – Because Smoke Was Going in Baby’s Room

3 Year Old VS Taxi in Hong Kong – She Lived

Cop Beats Handcuffed Man in Chicago

Weird Street Cook…Stunts…

Restauran Brawl…

Man’s Pants Fall Down While Being Chased by Cops

Mother’s Day Brawl

Fuck Her Right in the Pussy in LA

Caribbean Dance Party

Spiderman of the Middle East

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2016

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent the last hour and a half of my morning, when I should have been blogging like a teenage girl about my angst and anger towards how stupid people are, how corrupt the world is, how the media and government are owned by brands and corporation and horrible horrible people, trying to sell you the commoner things you don’t need, to use your money to make themselves richer all while distracting you with the “dream” which is nothing more than a shiny object…that doesn’t even exist….watching a really fit girl in short fitness shorts and sports bra running laps…and every time she ran by me…I’d make a commentary or give her a standing ovation – because she deserved an audiencer, her Caitlin Jenner musculature..and cameltoe…to prove she wasn’t genderless in this gender neutral bullshit…

I guess what I am saying is that I wanted her to wrestle me.

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Girls Sticking Out Tongue
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Emma Roberts is Single…
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Jessica Alba is Full of Shit
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Mariah Carey in a Tight Dress…
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Josephine Skriver – Catalog Pics
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New girl Ghostbuster Trailer
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Baby Rhinos Cry when Their Milk Runs Out
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Chicago Bears Mascot Prank
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2016

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was trying to convince a girl I know who clearly just got breast implants to show me her scars, because scars are all part of the process and I like experiencing the process…you know it’s the journey not the destination…

The fail of my day was that the girl I was trying to convince me to show her breast implant scars was my bank teller and there was a line-up of seniors behind us.

I should stick to tinder for nudes, this real life nudes, just doesn’t fucking work…work…work…and EITHER DO I!

Here are some stepLINKS>..

Girls Tugging on Clothes….
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Cara Delevigne had a Meltdown at a Train Station…
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Kate Hudson Titty Dress in Cannes
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Failed A Drug Test and Need A Job?
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Jessica ALba Has Cleavage
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Amanda Peet “Couragous” LOL….on The View
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Emma Roberts at Some EVent
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Adriana Lima in Cannes…
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Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom – Together on a Yacht in Cannes
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Jennifer Lopez in a Tight Dress of the Day
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Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn Spinoff is Getting Made
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Jennifer Nicole Lee in a Bikini
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Bryan Cranston Becomes LBJ
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Rihanna’s WORK – REMIXED with Guy With Tourettes is Brilliant
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Nina Agdal’s Retard Face on a Bench
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Baby Rhino’s Crying for Milk
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Maria Menounos in a Tight Dress
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Paz Vega – Cleavage in Cannes
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Justin Timberlake’s Gay as Fuck Video
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Iranian Babes – Not in Head Scarfs
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Romee Strijd and her Bikini Top
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Lambos on Glaciers
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Surfer Performs Perfect Back flip
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Lea Michele in a Tight Dress
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Josephine Skriver Catalog Pics
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Petra Nemcova’s Nipples that Survived the Tsunami
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Famous Lesbians of the DAy
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Man Makes Video Saving Someone From Burning Car
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Hippie Hudgens!
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The Simpson’s First Live Animation Fail
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Charli XCX Cannes
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Kristen Stewart Got Booed
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Megan McKenna’s Bathing Suit of the Day
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Daphne Sky Slut Tits
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Crazy Russian Swining on a Crane like Spiderman
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Gilrs in Sports bras
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The girl and her Webcam Tokens
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Maintenance Man Walks in on SLut
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Japanese Gameshow Amazingness
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Really Fucking Disturbing Video
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Big Boob Amateur With Big Boobs
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Dorothy and her Fingers
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Cyst Erotica
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2016

May

Petra Nemcova’s Tsunami Surviving See Through To Tits of the Day

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It’s hard to make fun of an amazingly hot model like Petra Nemcova, who back in whenever the fuck the Tsunami was, was in the Tsunami and survived by grabbing onto a fucking tree while her finance was swept the fuck away like some kind of trash left on the beach….

It’s almost like she’s the closest model to being superhuman, superhero, invincible…

There must be a certain cockiness that comes after you mourn the death of the love of your life you’ve decided to commit for the rest of your life, before the heavens have a different plan for you, possibly ending something that you didn’t really want to get into in the first place, but rather just went along with…where even a Tsunami can’t bring you down….it’s either a “omg I’m so lucky I survived”…or “god had a plan for me” for the religous people…or the egotistical self involved people are like “can’t get me nature, I’m bigger than you”….

I don’t know much about the inner workings of Petra Nemcova, but 10 or 15 years after the most tragic pivotal day of her Eastern European life…a day she powered through due to being all Russian and shit…I like her “dont’ give a fuck, every day could be your last, you never know a giant wave may sweeep you up, here are my awesome tits” attitude.

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2016

May

Charli XCX Hard Nipples in Cannes of the Day

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The shocking thing in this Charli XCX hard nipples thing is not her hard nipples, you see this low level popstar from the UK who has a record deal but no songs you’ve ever heard, is that she’s invited to exclusive events, like yachts at Cannes…

I mean I know it’s a hotbed for hookers, sugar babies and even a porno event happens there…which means a girl with a record label is worthy of an invite..

But I just think she hasn’t paid her dues yet and should instead be working the Karaoke bar scene trying to get ahead.

People these days are so entitled, nothing is exclusive anymore…all the same idiots go to the same places…why can’t people be rejected or sent home like they should be…oh right..cuz of the tits..with nipples…makes sense…

TO SEE THE REST OF THESE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charli XCX|SFW

2016

May

Bella Thorne Knows You’re Watching of the Day

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Bella Thorne keeps going…because you keep encouraging her…and I am just getting ready for the “over exposure” to happen, since no one deserves this much press and this much of an audience, without having much to offer but a fit, strong, body and the crazy sexual deviance of a redhead, who is smart enough to keep it DISNEY friendly to make her hireable.. but I assume it’ll only last a year or two before we get bored, because I am already bored, but in her defence I am bored of the whole industry being on repeat and uninspiring smut that isn’t even smart, compelling, interesting, thought provoking, or exciting…it’s just the same low level shit over and over again and it works because thanks to expensive education..America is a bunch of fucking retards who only know how to process tits and ass and that’s the depth of who they are…

The government wants to keep you dumb and hating each other…distracting you with things like this…that we could all agree on won’t lead to any uprisings as we don’t care…but we would watch the sex tape when it happens…and it will happen…there have been so many Bella Thorne’s before…and they all fall off and go naked…but for now…take in her purity…her white clothed purity….lie since we all know she’s a whore…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

May

Target Shopper of the Day

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This is a pretty amazing obese mother of 12 walking through Target with a bible…in what is everything wrong with America…that these people who think “The Devil is Raping Children” because of homosexual agendas…is pretty fucking terrifying because so much white trash uneducated evangelical weirdos exists in small town America. This is the majority…

I guess what she’s forgetting is that her bathroom / trailer park outhouse, a place her fat ass spends a lot of time thanks to her eating is for all genders…

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